There was a slew of funny quotes in the last GSL RO64 match, and I thought they should be shared. Please post your favorite quotes from the third GSL!
Artosis: "You know, alot of misdemeanors, no fellonies. That hellion died innocent."
Tasteless: "Boxers Banshee..." Artosis: "Better than a regular Banshee. 2 SCVs down. 3 down." Tasteless: "3 kills. Almost 4..." Artosis: "Almost 5..." Tasteless: "4..." Artosis: "5... 4... Almost 5 still." Tasteless: "5 also close to 6... 6 divisible by 3." (Banshee dies) Artosis: "Tasteless, if GSL doesn't work out you could be on Sesame Street." Tasteless: "I could. Me and Elmo. Elmo doesn't know how to use the hotkeys. Elmo wants to play the single player. I´ll be like Aww Elmo!" Artosis: "I think you´d do better with Burt, but alright. Tasteless: "This turret, is it ever going to complete?" Artosis: "That turret man is like all my highschool papers. Good intentions but it was never gonna finish."
"Leenock is the greatest zerg player I've ever seen" by Artosis during Leenock vs the terran Game 3
as opposed to
"Idra is the favorite to win this tournament" GSL1 "Fruitdealer is better than any other Zerg" after FD won GSL 1 "Kyrix is better than Fruitdealer" during Foxer vs Kyrix in GSL2 "Nestea is better than Fruitdealer" in GSL 2 final
"I thought it was gonna be GG but it turns out i was wrong" "That player is definitely going with x strategy. Oh it looks like he isn't doing that at all" "There is no way one guy can win this battle. Oh somehow he won it. He is just too good." "This may be the best ZvT/TvT I've ever seen" "That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"
On November 26 2010 04:52 lowercase wrote: Expect GG any second.
hehe yeah
Tasteless: "GuineaPig... GuineaPiguh..."
Artosis apparently dreamed of being a Guinea Pig raiser as a child.
Artosis: "You know why Guinea Pigs are used in tests? Tasteless: "No." Artosis: "Because they have far more blood than do mice and other rodents." Tasteless: "Why does that matter, were they tested by Vampires!?" Artosis: (not amused) "No. They need to have more blood, they don't die as easily and stuff like that." Tasteless: "Oohh."
On November 26 2010 05:07 Eknoid4 wrote: "That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"
This is one of the most annoying things to me. You do not need to be particularly skilled to be able to recognize skill. I hear this nonsense all the time, and I'm constantly amazed that it doesn't occur to people how fallacious this thinking is.
It is Artosis's job as a commentator to be able to recognize good or bad play regardless of his personal skill level. You have, in your faulty criticism, managed to point out that he is doing his job well.
EPT
