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Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2574 Posts
November 25 2010 23:53 GMT
#61
I laughed so hard when Artosis was commentating clide vs leenock. He was FREAKING out. So much enjoyment was on my side :D
Wishing you well.
billyX333
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1360 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-26 00:01:08
November 25 2010 23:55 GMT
#62
On November 26 2010 05:10 eksert wrote:
I dont love tasteless or artosis anymore..

because of:

"brainless"..

be honest. you never liked them to begin with if you're that sensitive to artosis's comments.

personally i think its hilarious. not because it was intentionally hilarious but artosis's very blunt/dry humor and some times (always unintentionally) offensive comments are funny to me. Dont take artosis too personally. Also dont take his balance complaints too seriously. Those are two aspects of him that may rub a lot of ppl the wrong way but to me its funny. <3 artosis. he says it how he sees it and he cant change lol

watch this -----> http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/837411/ <----watch this

seriously. how can you not find humor in artosis's personality? im pretty sure you guys take artosis's comments more seriously than even he does
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
November 25 2010 23:58 GMT
#63
On November 26 2010 08:31 Kelberot wrote:
(can't quote it properly)

Artosis was commenting at how a player who was writing boxer a question lost his password and had to login to the site again, and was sweating and running out of time to post his huge question, so he has to go with "EL OH EL WHATS UR FAVORITE COLOR!!!"


Oh yes, ahahaha. It was along side where Tasteless made that hilarious marine troop parade, I was cracked for a good 5 minutes straight there just laffin mah ass off :D
☆Grubby ☆| Tod|DeMusliM|ThorZaiN|SaSe|Moon|Mana| ☆HerO ☆
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51448 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-26 00:04:09
November 26 2010 00:03 GMT
#64
"It's like Detroit in there, lots of shootings and damaged buildings"

I feel sorry for people who live in Detroit lol.
Commentator
kaisr
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada715 Posts
November 26 2010 00:06 GMT
#65
On November 26 2010 08:55 billyX333 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2010 05:10 eksert wrote:
I dont love tasteless or artosis anymore..

because of:

"brainless"..

be honest. you never liked them to begin with if you're that sensitive to artosis's comments.

personally i think its hilarious. not because it was intentionally hilarious but artosis's very blunt/dry humor and some times (always unintentionally) offensive comments are funny to me. Dont take artosis too personally. Also dont take his balance complaints too seriously. Those are two aspects of him that may rub a lot of ppl the wrong way but to me its funny. <3 artosis. he says it how he sees it and he cant change lol

watch this -----> http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/837411/ <----watch this

seriously. how can you not find humor in artosis's personality? im pretty sure you guys take artosis's comments more seriously than even he does


exactly this. Not to mention I doubt there are many people in this world as passionate about the game as he is.
OOAK
Profile Joined October 2010
Israel53 Posts
November 26 2010 00:07 GMT
#66

"oh he`s doing the tastless build"
nesf
Profile Joined November 2010
Ireland20 Posts
November 26 2010 00:48 GMT
#67
On November 26 2010 05:20 Bumblebees wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2010 05:07 Eknoid4 wrote:
"That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"



This is one of the most annoying things to me. You do not need to be particularly skilled to be able to recognize skill. I hear this nonsense all the time, and I'm constantly amazed that it doesn't occur to people how fallacious this thinking is.

It is Artosis's job as a commentator to be able to recognize good or bad play regardless of his personal skill level. You have, in your faulty criticism, managed to point out that he is doing his job well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_accomplishment


Never was a truer word spoken. It's one of the most insidious logical fallacies that pervades these kinds of communities. Don't like someone's opinion, attack their ability or performance regardless of whether it's relevant.
EMPaThy789
Profile Joined July 2009
New Zealand878 Posts
November 26 2010 01:00 GMT
#68
ogsvines vs sen

tasteless: "over here in to top right we have, a member of the team ogs he is..."

"oGs penis"

*crowd cheers*
artosis: "no thats vines"

same game
artosis: "yea this was actually retarded"
Castles
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada77 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-26 03:43:06
November 26 2010 03:42 GMT
#69
elite team like this is like the x men except its cooler
ITSGOD
Kryptonite
Profile Joined June 2010
United States155 Posts
November 26 2010 05:17 GMT
#70
Artosis - "BanBans! He has been here before...well, nice shirt...that's kind of weird, they usually don't let them wear their own shirts"

Tasteless - "maybe he just escaped from jail."

Artosis - "looks really fuzzy, doesn't it?"

Tasteless - "it does...looks like a very comfortable shirt"

Artosis - "yeah...I hope he wins so I can touch it."
http://www.sc2ranks.com/us/299590/fLcKrypt
RawK
Profile Joined April 2010
United States125 Posts
November 26 2010 05:37 GMT
#71
One of the funniest threads i've ever read on TL.

<3 Tastosis.
Hail to the Thief. RawK > http://bit.ly/b3gS25
thebigdonkey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States354 Posts
November 26 2010 06:32 GMT
#72
"It's a double gas, Artosis. What does it mean?"
chocopan
Profile Joined April 2010
Japan986 Posts
November 26 2010 06:43 GMT
#73
On November 26 2010 05:20 Bumblebees wrote:
It is Artosis's job as a commentator to be able to recognize good or bad play regardless of his personal skill level. You have, in your faulty criticism, managed to point out that he is doing his job well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_accomplishment


This. Some people criticize casters all the time for their own in/ability. That's not relevant. If they miscall a play because they don't see or understand the strategy being employed, that's poor. But calling a play "skilled" or "poor" is not a personal boast, it's commentary ie. what they are paid for.

Great thread btw.
Dance those ultras
Tiazi
Profile Joined February 2010
Netherlands761 Posts
November 26 2010 06:44 GMT
#74
"aw Jinro owned that drone, its liquid now... You get it tasteless?"
- artosis
"A brilliant yet deluded man once said, 'Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.' Gumiho is that agent of chaos." -monk
johanngrunt
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Hong Kong1555 Posts
November 26 2010 06:52 GMT
#75
I think it was the Nex Choa game, he said, on live TV, Nex Choa has no brain.
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-26 07:03:53
November 26 2010 07:03 GMT
#76
What series was the guinea pig banter on?
Photographer@shindags || twitch.tv/shindigs
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
November 26 2010 07:08 GMT
#77
On November 26 2010 16:03 shindigs wrote:
What series was the guinea pig banter on?

shockingly, the one guineapig played in!><
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
LeSioN
Profile Joined November 2010
United States325 Posts
November 26 2010 07:11 GMT
#78
about the 3 sided die fiasco. artosis "my brain is melting. stop."
Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
November 26 2010 07:22 GMT
#79
On November 26 2010 07:06 happyness wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2010 04:29 Chewie wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
There was a slew of funny quotes in the last GSL RO64 match, and I thought they should be shared. Please post your favorite quotes from the third GSL!

Artosis: "You know, alot of misdemeanors, no fellonies. That hellion died innocent."

Tasteless: "Boxers Banshee..."
Artosis: "Better than a regular Banshee. 2 SCVs down. 3 down."
Tasteless: "3 kills. Almost 4..."
Artosis: "Almost 5..."
Tasteless: "4..."
Artosis: "5... 4... Almost 5 still."
Tasteless: "5 also close to 6... 6 divisible by 3."
(Banshee dies)
Artosis: "Tasteless, if GSL doesn't work out you could be on Sesame Street."
Tasteless: "I could. Me and Elmo. Elmo doesn't know how to use the hotkeys. Elmo wants to play the single player. I´ll be like Aww Elmo!"
Artosis: "I think you´d do better with Burt, but alright.
Tasteless: "This turret, is it ever going to complete?"
Artosis: "That turret man is like all my highschool papers. Good intentions but it was never gonna finish."

Me luves my Tastosis.


All this sesame street talk reminds me of this:

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The sesame talk is actually a direct reference to this photoshop:
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twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
FuRong
Profile Joined April 2010
New Zealand3089 Posts
November 26 2010 07:36 GMT
#80
Wow this thread is hilarious, I watch the Korean stream so I miss out on a lot of these.

The 10 minute quote video is brilliant, I hope someone makes another one at the end of each round.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
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