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On November 12 2011 06:32 gtrsrs wrote:over the past 3 days i would say i get in-game with the "omg i had that <champ> in my last game he's so bad i'm gonna troll" guy at least 75% of the time. 100% lose rate with that happening and the other 25% of the time it's a stomp in my favor i have had maybe 2 close games over the past 3 days. really getting frustrating that i have no impact on the game at all. either i dominate my lane and every other lane wins and their jungler dies to blue buff, OR i get ganked at level 2, 3, twice at 4, 5, 6, and every other lane somehow manages to lose without any jungle pressure. there has been almost no middle ground at all. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU i just want some competitive games where i feel i'm actually getting better! actually i want to play some games on a low-level account. anyone around 1000 or so elo want me to play on your account a bit? i want some easy games  pm me thanks 
You're not alone. My games have been like that forever now.
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Third'd.
For some reason ranked is a joke right now, like, getting trolled every once in a while happens to everyone, but I seriously haven't had a day where I haven't been trolled at least twice in the past week.
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Went 1-2 today -_- 1st loss was mostly due to a troll, 2nd was a win because the same troll was on the opposite team. Third game loss as Karthus 18-7-19 owning the game but my team literally had no idea how to finish and ignored my suggestions and said no no not good to engage a 5v4 after we had killed their garen and had baron and their fid melts because hes severely under farmed. Wasn't too bad tho since the team had normal non asshole people on it.
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Fourth'd
Perhaps this is my elo home.... but my ranked games recently.... always either my team goes 20 - 3 and mega stomp.... or we go like 5 - 20 mega owned.... I was 1440 ish last week and this just kept happening at a perfect 50 50 chance... 1 game of mega stomp 1 game of mega get raped... I was like OOOOOOO must be my elo home!!!
And then last Sunday night somehow I had like a 6 game win streak where every game was a super stomp..... Sunday night = free win night?????? Now I m sitting at 1524 and I haven't had time to play more ranked yet... zzz
Trolls are in every game..... if you look at the statistics.. the probability of getting at least 1 troll on your team every time is REALLY high.... I've played with this one Kassadin who was in fact not a bad player... but he got lvl 2 ganked by enemy jungler, and then fed another kill because he was lower level then complained about our jungler not ganking and said he would throw the game away "slowly and painfully"..... and that's what he did... he was not bad.. he'd do his job in team fights, deal the damage and fuck someone over.. but then purposely let them get away and then suicide.... like one fight he got their kog down to literally 30 HP... then he just stood in front of the kog and let the kog DPS him down from full HP (we were all dead else we woulda finished the kog of course).... he managed to drag the game on to 50 minutes and then we lose.. zzz
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so i win most of my games duoing with whoever and lose most of my games soloing, conclusion? I suck dick and need to get carried.
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On November 12 2011 07:20 zulu_nation8 wrote:
so i win most of my games duoing with whoever and lose most of my games soloing, conclusion? I suck dick and need to get carried.
me too, twins??
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On November 12 2011 07:47 unichan wrote:Show nested quote +On November 12 2011 07:20 zulu_nation8 wrote:
so i win most of my games duoing with whoever and lose most of my games soloing, conclusion? I suck dick and need to get carried. me too, twins??
I always just assumed all ur ranked games were duo with horny high elo guys and then let them carry you.
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On November 12 2011 09:19 travis wrote:Show nested quote +On November 12 2011 07:47 unichan wrote:On November 12 2011 07:20 zulu_nation8 wrote:
so i win most of my games duoing with whoever and lose most of my games soloing, conclusion? I suck dick and need to get carried. me too, twins?? I always just assumed all ur ranked games were duo with horny high elo guys and then let them carry you.
u assume right ^__________________________________________^
same with zulu he gets dem horny bois
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lol is that why bly invites me? clever motherfucker, but little does he know I'm terrible
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I was combining some of the leftover crap runes I got from coming the tier 1 runes I bought when I first started playing and I got hardcore trolled by this quint of might (ad per level). I kept combining it with other runes but it always somehow came out as the same quint of might. I did this 3 times. I started with one quint of might and 3 other runes and I ended up with one quint of might.
gg
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My god playing with my friend is SO tiring, even with other ppl and they're not as good at least they don't fucking try to engage every time they see a 1v1 especially early game.
How the hell do you go 0-3 against a blitzcrank with a trynda with no1 ganking you, worst part is he dies three times and by the third time he tells me that shield keeps poping up so I cant kill him. Jesus you would think after the first time you would just NOT do it.
Every 2 games he will pull this and I have to play extra hard just to get a win. Seriously I don't get his mentality in LoL
Die once, continue to play aggressive or be extra aggressive,
Counter to all enemy heros = buy more AP or AD depending on character and see who has the bigger gun
When fed or have a positive score = engage whenever possible
I know some people really want kills because that's the "fun" part for them, but when you keep doing it at the teams expense can you stop being a dumbass and think for a moment.
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Duo-queuing with my 12 years old brother turns out to give great insight on the thought processes of the random solo-queuers... sigh.
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This vayne somehow managed to go 0-9 at the 20 minute mark before rage quitting, despite the fact that I ganked his lane 3 separate times. Every time he died, I unloaded my retreat pings on him about 10-20 seconds prior. Having retarded teammates is like having a seizure, you're conscious of it, you know exactly whats wrong, and you can watch it happen, but you simply can't control it.
The xerath rushes a chalice of harmony, then a catalyst, then 2 dorans rings. Despite having 9 mana items, he still somehow managed to lose his lane. Horribly. When I told him to sell that shit and get a deathcap and I'd just give him blue all game, he threatened to rage quit.
I'm starting to realize that at this ELO having skill is completely irrelevant to the outcome of the game. The only thing capable of saving you is having the fortune of teammates who aren't bad. For every good play you make, there's 4 bad plays that are 4x worse made by your teammates.
Guess I might as well work on developing skill with champs I don't usually play until the matchmaker throws me a bone.
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Games loading up. My ali has fucking ignite, no cv. Looking forward for this moron stealing my kills, so cool...
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On November 12 2011 20:23 BobMcJohnson wrote:
Duo-queuing with my 12 years old brother turns out to give great insight on the thought processes of the random solo-queuers... sigh.
I'd like hearing some of these quotes :D
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Losing my fucking mind. I played 3 games today all of them completly uncarryable. First game Nasus feeds 0-8 to akali top.
Second game SAME FUCKING GUY that just fed as nasus top. Goes 2-9-0 Rammus.
Third game. Blitz refuses to lane with cait becuase "cait needs solo" so a solotop cait goes 0-18 to xin and ww ganks. (seriously she left lane 0-11).
I don't fucking deserve this.
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Can't stop losing ranked games.
I do mostly ok, usually winning my lane before jungler interferences, and somehow all other lanes and jungler do really really bad simultaneously.
Went from 1480 to 1270 with maybe 2 hard fought wins in between
Somehow the enemies rarely get any fully incompetent trolls to make up for my 2-3; i attract them like destiny's retard magnet.
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One day I go to duo que with a friend into ranked, and im banning for my team. so i go to ban Morgana, than I ban gp after, because i had just lost a match to some amazing GP that just hardcore carried his team.
The other team gets a graves, and i pick Kennen. what does my team do? we had some one pick Wukong and immediately say im trolling this game because of idiot host. Than we got a sona and a MF. they said something along the lines of this game is already lost....
The game starts and what do you know wukong is afk, sona gives first blood by face checking the bush at the other teams blue and mf complains and says this is all our child idiot hosts fault.
The game continues and wukong comes back about 30secs after minions spawn, then goes and dies 1min later, and blames me for the death when i was mid, as kennen. I kill vlad in mid twice then gank bot and kill thier support (i do not remember who it was).
so now at this point in the game im 3-0 our sona was 0-1 our wukong was 0-4 and our mf was i think 0-3. Our jungler was doing who knows what... something better then the rest of the team.
By 20mins into the game wukong was 0-8 sona 0-4 mf 1-9. and the graves on the other team 11-2.
keep in mid according to Wukong, sona, and mf I, kennen, had lost this game because i did not ban graves, oh ya this is also after the nerf.
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As a general rule I don't queue dodge, one to protect my elo and two to prove to myself that I can carry a team if I play properly. However, there is the rare occasion, such as today, where shit hits the fan and I know we're fucked from the getgo. I generally play AD, I can solo top, jungle noc, and any carry, I'm most comfortable as a ranged carry. We get into champ select and immediately two of the people start arguing over who's doing solo top, first guy bans annie and singed. First guy ends up picking Irelia and that settles the solo top debacle, other argueing guy says "Ok, then I'm carry."
The other team's first picks are Mumu and Graves. I'm thinking to myself "ffs, I'll have to jungle Noc, but it's gonna be tough to carry against them." In chat suddenly I'm told I'm tanking. I'm a horrible tank and can't support worth shit and I tell them that, they say I can do it and it'll be fine. I tell them no, I'm not. The guy playing ad carry grabs Ez and I think to myself, "Is this guy stupid or something? Ez is a bad choice vs Graves and Mumu." The other team then grabs Talon and Nasus. At this point I'm done, there is no way I'm sticking this out, but I'm hoping to make one of the others dodge so I grab MF. No one dodges, so I end up having to. Why can't people use their brains when picking and banning?
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