The Shikyo Memorial for QQ Therapy - Page 577
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
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TyrantPotato
Australia1541 Posts
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padfoota
Taiwan1571 Posts
On July 29 2014 14:24 krndandaman wrote: lol its really funny seeing 2 guys who were flaming each other nonstop for the past 10 minutes start to call each other 'pro' or 'god' within seconds. yeah korean soloq has it kind of ingrained that blue = mid's. I was so sad that katarina actually asked for blue when I was evelynn ![]() edit: nightblue for example would be fucking slaughtered on korea server. dude takes every single buff ever LOL He gets that habit from TheOddOne. You wont ever fucking recieve a blue buff if you arent already way ahead. And if you are way ahead, he'll take it anyways because you dont need it. On July 30 2014 20:14 krndandaman wrote: man, fucking koreans. not sure if really retarded or trolling. 1) force me into adc despite me saying I only have vayne/ashe 2) I pick vayne since I hardly play ashe. people bitch anyways 3) last pick insta locks soraka, fuck 4) ali is set on ganking bot even when we say leave us alone, we want to farm it out. comes ganks, dies, then blames bot 5) top akali is fed 13 kills, mid kassadin is 5/0 6) I die in teamfights instantly to kass/akali/rengar. blame me for not staying alive while lulu does not ult me (LOL) yes blame the vayne who still managed to have lowest deaths, even cs with graves, and not the 0/8/6 alistar or the 0/7 lulu. also hilarious how lulu called me and soraka trash duo (soraka didn't say anything at all) when lulu and talon were duoing. does he not understand there can only be 1 duo? koreans are pro at fuck at trolling. rivaled by none. or actually maybe this is what happens when league is so popular that every high schooler and their little brother plays it. and the ones who actually get to play alot are the ones that don't study. smh edit: WHY THE FUCK DO KOREANS LOVE ADC EZ? i have not seen a single decent one yet out of like the dozen i've seen, and probably half my losses are from ezreal adc's. always end up with least damage in the game ffs. Because Ezreal and Vayve were and still are their love child. If you pick up fucking Vayne you need to start going 1v3-1v5 immediately, because thats standard on KR. If you arent getting at least doubles/triples left and right you'll be flamed on for picking Vayne. Ezreal is the safer choice in terms of flaming, but since hes getting face time and performing well on OGN these days too, his popularity definitely wont drop, although that was more of a poke heavy comp choice on ogn...Ezreal isnt a bad champ, he just needs a lot of skill to stay on the same playing field as Lucian/Graves/Corki. With KR server (or the entire fucking country) being so skill-based, Ezreal and Vayne definetely takes top spot. You probably wont run into true Ez/Vn mains until plat tho. I dont get the duo thing tho, here in China we get double duos all the time. Ill be duoing with my friend and we'll type out something like "Position 1 and 3 calling dibs for bot lane" and immediately someone will say "Pos 2 5 dibs on jungle/mid can check history". On July 31 2014 09:58 TyrantPotato wrote: There is nothing worse then seeing someone on your team play your best champ and just be retarded. Just makes me want an ingame trade champ button because its embarrassing I know dat feel. When you personally tested all the runes and mastery choices, tested all the different item builds, tested the most optimal skill build, and somebody picks him up and you have to support him and hes fucking up at level 1 hes fucking up at level 2 jesus christ why did you go W at level 3 its not optimal no thats the wrong item no holy shit I can write you a goddamn essay on why thats a bad item in this situation for that champion no you cant trade with that guy when you went W at level 3 now you have no mana why did you do that what the fuck are you thinking why arent you listening I main your champ Its like someone drove your favorite manual sports car out of the garage with your forced permission and you are watching him drive from the passenger seat and hes fucking up everything. In this situation, take a deep breath, grab a pillow, scream into it, and remember there was a time you knew nothing about that champ too On the flip side, the same shit happens in blind pick and you are dueling with the same champion. And you trash the opponent because you know everything and he knows nothing. You slaughter him and he fucking dies to you twice at leve 1l with regardless of his decent support and your ass support. You trash him over and over in lane despite their entires team best effort to shut you down, but your team is losing and dragon is gone and map control is gone and holy shit he has more CS than you now and holy shit his SotO has 20 stacks now and holy shit he has 100 more AD than you now and wtf you still win the late game 1v1 vs him because he sucks but the game is lost... And hes laughing at you on the stats screen and your tears already fucking stopped flowing I just played this as Lucian vs Lucian. All the pain. 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schmutttt
Australia3856 Posts
Eventually she rushes a fucking yoummus and red pot which makes me really sad because we had the lane won then she does no damage, her duo queue buddy Yi is toxic as hell and fails invades twice then blames our mid/top. We end up losing in about 25 min, there is no worse feeling than when you are support and the adc is actually THAT bad. | ||
Usagi
Spain1647 Posts
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Senorcuidado
United States700 Posts
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Osmoses
Sweden5302 Posts
But because I'm not participating in the midlane clusterfuck no-point teamfighting our mid tells me I am less useful than the level-10-at-20-minutes fiora. Because I don't follow her when she "roams", and our mid can't grasp the possibility of getting ganked when she stays to auto their tier 3 with 10hp. | ||
Gaslo
Finland951 Posts
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Simberto
Germany11405 Posts
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
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scrubtastic
1166 Posts
You see a plat 3 Janna with talisman/ardent censor/rylais/alacrity boots, heal summoner, and ~20% health. She doesn't seem to be running away; instead, she recalls within your vision range. What do you do? Do you: a) walk away from obvious bait b) chase her into the enemy jungle with no vision and three members of the enemy team missing c) run through enemy towers hoping to land a magical shot that she will shield anyway d) burn all your summoners and still get kited mercilessly until the entire enemy team shows up to end you e) do b), c), d), and then trashtalk the teammates that chose a) | ||
schmutttt
Australia3856 Posts
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Vanka
China1336 Posts
I was looking forward to playing ranked so much too... I'd just buy four champs at this point but the qq buy page asks for your citizenship id card number which I don't have, and I don't want to associate a random one from the internet with my credit card | ||
krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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padfoota
Taiwan1571 Posts
On August 04 2014 00:35 Vanka wrote: So after literally like a year of off and playing (I took a long break, and been busy) I've leveled up my newest chinese account to 30, only to find out that my mistake purchase of corki and my urge to play cait means that I can't play ranked after all, since I only have 12 champs and don't even have enough to buy my last movespeed quint to fill up my page. I was looking forward to playing ranked so much too... I'd just buy four champs at this point but the qq buy page asks for your citizenship id card number which I don't have, and I don't want to associate a random one from the internet with my credit card Im living in Shanghai atm as a foreigner but I can still buy through the use of "网银". It just requires your bank card, pw, and a verification code sent to your cell phone to complete the transaction. Im on 皮尔特沃夫 (电信5). BlueViolets If you just want to straight up play ranked, any rune will do as long as your page is filled. QQ gives out free runes at lvl15 and 20 so you can just dump w/e in. link to page You're shit out of luck if you plan on buying champs without using 网银tho In other news, I played rank as Leona. ADC was Lucian, opponent Blitz and Vayne. Lucian obviously didnt want to fight since he was pushing the lane and farming hard, our jungler lee sin and mid fizz had a good advantage over opponents Lisandra and Rengar, so Im guessing he wanted map control or something I skipped the level 2 cheese and decided to level 3 cheese. Bad move. Fucked up my instant level up and accidentally leveld Q instead of W. blitz pulled in range of his tower as expected but I didnt have W so I died. Came back to lane alone and died again after being baited by a low hp blitz. Won the game anyways since rengar royally fucked up his lvl6 gank on us (jumped on me with my Q active) and Lucian ended up getting fed along with mid and jungler, and all I had to do was protect and CC while spamming pink wards. Probably couldve played the lane a lot better tho. | ||
krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Fusilero
United Kingdom50293 Posts
I really wonder why I play this game, I need a fucking drink holy shit. I should just play EU4 all day, that shit's relaxing and fun but instead I chose to play league why me why. | ||
Usagi
Spain1647 Posts
at the end of the game receive a warning for being reported for verbal harassment... for gods sake I am not even talking. GG community. | ||
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