I beat the crap out of Irelia so hard they their minorly fed Morg has to come up and support her. I'm doing so well that I'm able to fend them off in lane. What does Lux do after she takes tower? She tried to come up and help me despite me telling them to go to bot and split push over there. Ezreal is doing his blueballs damage(none) and thinks he is the shit because he is positive. Meanwhile, Elise doesn't know how to jungle, build, or gank.

Repeat ad infinity until I can't fight anybody on their team 1v1 anymore.

Kupon3ss

時の回廊10066 Posts

September 04 2013 04:36 GMT

#9622

day 1408 without a nanoha lux skin

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

September 04 2013 04:52 GMT

#9623

Demoted to Gold 2.

Fuck

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

September 04 2013 20:27 GMT

#9624

Playing Malphite when your team is not ready to initiate sucks. Also everyone I'm playing against is now in their promos to gold so the games are tense/tough D:
I think Malphite's main advantage over Sejuani is the AoE movement speed debuff. It may be better if you can hit like a Tryn and a Lucian with your E. But Sejuani does that too with more stuns/knockups. The shield is good for sustain in the jungle, or when holding towers, but otherwise I don't think there's any reason to play Malphite over Sejuani.

Oh and 2-9 Trist

zeeQue

United Kingdom184 Posts

September 04 2013 21:12 GMT

#9625

2-0 up in my promos to gold, winning the third game, not by a lot but we can win teamfights and push.. so what do my team decide to do? Never group, randomly walk in their jungle, chase after a jax who is'nt a threat for them to take two turrets oh and the quinn who was terrible in lane ends with a penta because they can't focus her as the only damage dealer.

No biggy 2-1 go into game two, Riot seem it neccesary to have A plat 4 Ahri Vs Silver 2 Ori.... yeah thanks riot, she ends 0/9 and it's fucked

great 2-2 I'm pretty sure I know what's gonna happen but okay lets go, Lee jungle takes AP runes, Galio mid, teemo top and an 11 armour sona against vayne/leona.... fuck you riot and your fucking match making, it's fucking pathetic, back on 90 points S1 is the only good thing to come of this.

Also for the fuckers in my 3rd game, you're bastards and shouldn't be playing this game if you don't know how to group and win!

CrimsonLotus

Colombia1123 Posts

September 05 2013 03:27 GMT

#9626

Tonight I guess this massive troll:

http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/22089173#history

Then a MF that can't CS for her life and I still managed to feed her a kill and I'm nice to her. We lose all lanes and in the end she somehow blames for not having all the map warded despite them having a support Fid that could fear me for half a year a Talon tha could kill me in 1.5 seconds.

I had actually achieved gold 5 but got demoted to silver II due to being unable to play... and now I have to face this horror trying to beat silver I.

Dear god, sometimes this game pisses me off to no end.

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

September 05 2013 04:01 GMT

#9627

I could get to gold now and then get a skin and border and fool around...
or fool around now...

Silly incentives.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

September 05 2013 05:24 GMT

#9628

--- Nuked ---

Enki

United States2548 Posts

September 05 2013 05:39 GMT

#9629

I'm so tired of having to play games with someone who didn't even connect to the game. Add a fucking abandon option so I can leave after someone is disconnected after 5 minutes or something.
Person never even connected to the game I was in...why the fuck did it even start? Should just kick you out of the game then. I'd rather it just put me in queue again than to waste my time with that shit.

Guess Riot would rather us have a shit 4v5 ARAM where we have no chance..good stuff.

United States6173 Posts

September 05 2013 07:52 GMT

#9630

Every game I've lost today in ranked (all three) have been directly because of a disconnect on my team.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIOT YOU FUCKING CUNTS.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

September 05 2013 09:47 GMT

#9631

They were up against a Janna+Jarvan lane (J4 obviously a smurf) and they won. Now I wonder how they managed to let Janna push for 200+ cs, buy a Mejai, then a straight-up deathcap. What.
Oh well, when we've got Nami vs a 600 AP Janna, our Elise is barely more useful than their Garen because she killed him 5 times but never farmed, and Lucian ults at the start of every fight, there's not much we can do to win lategame. Sigh.

Also fuck you, Plat IV dude duoing with a Silver I. Er, I mean, thanks for ruining that other game I tried to play. Very considerate of you.

Cuddle

Sweden1345 Posts

September 05 2013 10:52 GMT

#9632

I'm Silver 3 and pretty certain I could make it to gold before end of season but I just don't have time to play. I have this huge lump of despair that I will miss out on another Victorious skin.

FK!

Capped

United Kingdom7236 Posts

September 05 2013 12:56 GMT

#9633

Taking a couple of weeks off this game really opens your eyes to how many pure shitters there are in this community, and im not talking about skill.

miicah

Australia2470 Posts

September 05 2013 15:54 GMT

#9634

2 of those games were lost cos of DC's and the only reason I won is because J4 was obviously smurfing (he went like 15/0).

Djagulingu

Germany3605 Posts

September 05 2013 21:02 GMT

#9635

A team of Shen top, Pantheon mid, Cho Gath jungle (me), Lucian-Nami botlane forcing 4v5 fights all game long and not split push+take objectives. Every single one of these people are just p-shitty (except nami, she took all my calls of dragon or split push).

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

September 06 2013 05:50 GMT

#9636

--- Nuked ---

cLutZ

United States19573 Posts

September 06 2013 06:20 GMT

#9637

Why the fuck, every Singed game where I am about to carry, does my team go 100% dora? GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Alaric

France45622 Posts

September 06 2013 11:01 GMT

#9638

Oh my, the Wukong(s) are so horrible in soloQ.
Please, don't just pick him because I picked Orianna. Especially if you don't know how to play him. Boots+3 Wukong giving a kill to Lee Sin at level 3 into BotRK rush. Since when has this item been good on Wu?
And it's not even the worse one I've had. Ugh. Stop picking mid if you have no idea how he works.

Edit: also screw the fucktards who decide to dive Rammus under the nexus turrets, have 2 of them suicide on his thornmail, and thus give the enemy team the game when they respawn and take the nexus 5v3. Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be?
And I won't even mention Cait not building QSS. There's not only the taunt, there's a friggin' Kassadin on their team, the MR is kinda useful. --" His sixth item was BotRK (he already had BT for sustain). Just... fuck this shit.

GolemMadness

Canada11044 Posts

September 07 2013 06:20 GMT

#9639

If you can't handle stacking your Q, then DON'T PLAY NASUS. Why am I in these games where the Nasus on our team has 140 on his Q 40 minutes in? Why do I keep seeing him killing creeps WITHOUT USING HIS Q?! WHY?!