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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11952 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-20 19:12:56
May 20 2013 19:08 GMT
#8421
Why do Adcs exist that never shoot at the enemy? How am i supposed to lane with that. If you are against a blitz, and he misses his hook, you start shooting shit. If you are against blitz, fucking push the lane. If your support gets attacked, shoot things. But no, as soon as any of the above happens, he just goes into stealth and runs away. You are Twitch. Your early damage is absurd. If you shoot at things. So shoot at things.

This is really turning me off picking janna. She is so good if the adc knows how to play with her. But if he always runs away and never shoots at things because you are not as obviously aggressive as a lulu, it sucks.
nafta
Profile Joined August 2010
Bulgaria18893 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-20 19:20:38
May 20 2013 19:18 GMT
#8422
Teams are so fucking heavy today and retarded today.Nasus ghosts with jayce gate and blitz is running for me as a full build adc without flash.Where is my tank lee?Behind me.And tells me he doesn't have reactions to jump to me block grab when they chase me for 5 seconds and is right next to me.Fucking diamond is the real elo hell.How can people be so fucking brainless srsly......Tanks go in front of ad-s if they get cc-ed is that a new concept?

Dodge blitz hook/3 lux spells/every ez skillshot/jayce combo while shooting non stop who cares still lose tf......
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
May 20 2013 19:56 GMT
#8423
1-4 in my last 5 games, this has been an unfortunate last few days of Ranked lol.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11952 Posts
May 20 2013 20:54 GMT
#8424
I'm 4:5, and down ~70 LP because i first lost 5 in a row and got demoted, then won 4 in a row and got promoted again. First of those 4 wins put me at 97 LP, next one started series, next 2 won the series. So i lost LP for all 5 of my losses, but did not gain LP for 3 out of 4 of my wins. This system is fucking annoying. I know how it works, and that it does not really matter, but it is still really, really annoying. With the old Elo system i would now be down 10-12 points. This way, i went from the top of my division close to promotion to the bottom of it.
Atthasit
Profile Joined July 2011
Russian Federation81 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-20 21:11:20
May 20 2013 20:58 GMT
#8425
Just hit 1/5 on my placement series. Can somebody tell me why is in EVERY FUCKING GAME there either is a 'platinum smurf' on the enemy team who carries them 25/0 without absolutely any chance left for us or THIS FUCKING HAPPENS

[image loading]

Fizz wasn't even good.

I'm willing to pay someone fucking real life money for getting me through this land of braindead trolls and plain morons who are so bad at this it's amazing they don't forget to breath oxygen so I could maybe get a decent game once in a while.

I am amazed at two things: people who play this game for extended periods of time and how LoL not only ignores - it SHITS all over the probability theory in my case.
Scorcher2k
Profile Joined November 2009
United States802 Posts
May 20 2013 22:37 GMT
#8426
On May 21 2013 05:58 Atthasit wrote:
Just hit 1/5 on my placement series. Can somebody tell me why is in EVERY FUCKING GAME there either is a 'platinum smurf' on the enemy team who carries them 25/0 without absolutely any chance left for us or THIS FUCKING HAPPENS

[image loading]

Fizz wasn't even good.

I'm willing to pay someone fucking real life money for getting me through this land of braindead trolls and plain morons who are so bad at this it's amazing they don't forget to breath oxygen so I could maybe get a decent game once in a while.

I am amazed at two things: people who play this game for extended periods of time and how LoL not only ignores - it SHITS all over the probability theory in my case.

That's really rough... No smite on the other team so I'm guessing they didn't have a jungle which means that annie was even worse than what she appears...
Anakko
Profile Joined August 2012
France1934 Posts
May 21 2013 00:35 GMT
#8427
*Thresh bought aegis*
me cho: "But thresh i have bulwark already"
thresh: "I'm lagging"

TrAce/Cpt Jack for president (or both)
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
May 21 2013 00:58 GMT
#8428
On May 21 2013 00:32 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2013 00:31 onlywonderboy wrote:
On May 21 2013 00:28 Requizen wrote:
I can't even begin to describe the game last night, but I'll try for your entertainment.

First and last pick are duo (of course). Everyone starts saying preference, when first pick (who has called top) says, "Me and last are duo plat players and we're boosting these accounts". Last pick calls mid, and says "IDK what you guys do, I'm going mid no matter what and we'll report you if someone else picks it".

Fantastic start. But we comply and now we have a "Platinum" Trynd and Kass, and everyone has fallen into their roles. Trynd immediately starts the game with "Just don't fucking lose bot lane or I afk". Alright whatever, I'm Cait with Morg against Vayne/Thresh. I try to put down some harass, but Morg is just sitting in brush while Thresh actually has presence. I just farm, it's going fine.

I see Naut get first blood. Trynd immediately comes in with "FUCK YOU KS ASSHOLE". Truly the demeanor that inspires presence. Then Kass dies and Trynd dies twice. After his next (third) death, he begins this:

"FUCKING SILVER"
"I SHOULD FIND YOU AND CUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT"
"INGEST CYANIDE NAUT"
"THIS IS EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT YOU FUCKS" <---- Literal words. I can't even begin to describe the wtf.

Kass is doing... whatever, I guess he's roaming into their jungle? He took their wraiths, but at the same time TF ults bot 4 times in a row because we're the only lane with a decent amount of farm and damage on the enemy turret. After the third time, I say:

"Kass, can you put on some pressure so he can't leave, or silence him if you can see him ulting?"
"wtf how do i put on pressure they have a jungler and naut sux"
"Well you can push harder than Xin and can follow TF if you see him leave lane"
"It's your fault for bringing Barrier instead of Cleanse scrub"

At this point, we're at our base defending the inhib turret, when Trynd decides to run off and fight Wukong. Xin, of course, shows up and they 2v1 him. Again, in all caps:

"WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TAKE THEIR TOWER"
"THIS ELO"
"FUCK YOU ALL"

So in the 10 seconds that he was 1v2ing and dying, we were supposed to push out from our base to their turret (which is full health), take it down, and fight 4v3 against a team with 10 more kills than us.

If this is what Plat is like, I'll stay in Silver thank you very much.

I have a feeling they were just trolling. Sounds like their is no way they are actually Plat players.

I rather assume they weren't, but the reason I didn't pick mid as second pick is because I LolKing'd them and saw they both had decent games as the roles they wanted. I figured if nothing else, they'd play just fine.

That didn't happen.


Poor Requizen. I feed carry you when we duo, then I quit this game, and then I come and see you're still stuck in Silver.

Poooor Requizen. =[
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
May 21 2013 02:25 GMT
#8429
Is it just me or does every Cait player have an absolute shit attitude?
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
rwrzr
Profile Joined February 2010
United States1980 Posts
May 21 2013 03:33 GMT
#8430
On May 21 2013 11:25 57 Corvette wrote:
Is it just me or does every Cait player have an absolute shit attitude?


When you "win" your lane every game its pretty easy to get cocky. Huge range and free last hits OP
FADC
Cr4zyH0r5e
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Peru1308 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-21 07:14:37
May 21 2013 06:39 GMT
#8431
[image loading]

Worst Luck NA

Edit to add #2

Holy fuck, as if the dc draven wasn't bad enough. I get a braindead 5th pick who refuses to play support and says she only plays ad. proceeds to feed the draven and ragequit.
Diamond 4 Jungle/Support - http://www.twitch.tv/cr4zyh0r5e/c/3051057 Zyra support 101
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
May 21 2013 10:55 GMT
#8432
On May 21 2013 11:25 57 Corvette wrote:
Is it just me or does every Cait player have an absolute shit attitude?


It's because people who play Cait have no self-respect.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
schmutttt
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia3856 Posts
May 21 2013 13:30 GMT
#8433
On May 21 2013 11:25 57 Corvette wrote:
Is it just me or does every Cait player have an absolute shit attitude?


Lol I remember a cait who raged all game whilst getting carried going 1/9. 9 reports on her felt really good.
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11952 Posts
May 21 2013 22:52 GMT
#8434
There are enough singleplayer games out there. Don't play LoL if your internet craps out for 10-20 minutes ingame. It is absurdly egoistic and unfair to all other players.
Cheap0
Profile Joined July 2012
United States540 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-21 23:08:56
May 21 2013 23:08 GMT
#8435
On May 21 2013 04:08 Simberto wrote:
This is really turning me off picking janna. She is so good if the adc knows how to play with her. But if he always runs away and never shoots at things because you are not as obviously aggressive as a lulu, it sucks.


The shield thing the main reason I stopped playing Janna support. ADC's' didn't realize that shield on them -> shoot enemies, so I stopped wasting mana and used it almost purely defensively. Really limits Janna's potential.

On May 21 2013 05:58 Atthasit wrote:
[image loading]

I ban Fizz fairly frequently since he seems to follow the Law of Shaco. There's no champion I'm more terrified of seeing on the enemy team than Fizz. I can't remember the last game I played where the enemy team had a Fizz that didn't get fed as hell and carry hard.
iCanada
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada10660 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-22 01:09:39
May 22 2013 01:05 GMT
#8436
yuck.

I was going to play Ez, was locked in, but then got forced into top lane ez by duo queue that not say anything till last couple picks. Cool.

GOd damned darius owns AD carries. Had first blood on him, prolly a 40 CS lead, and like... he just kill me. ANy small error is just dead.
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11952 Posts
May 22 2013 02:01 GMT
#8437
Blue Ez is horribly fucking OP. And maybe i just suck, but is it completely impossible to deny him farm? I was Renekton vs Ez toplane, and he can just q every minion. So i have the choice between eating the q damage myself, which i can not do forever, or letting him have that minion. I guess he might run oom before tear, but after that, it is just impossible. So the lane is turned into freefarm, because i can't engage him with that free escape without a cd. Even if i reach him with a double dash, he is already nearly under his turret. So his team now has basically a second ADC. And an OP one, too. QQERQQEQQEQQEQQEQQEQQEQQERQQEQQEQQEQQEQQEQQEQQERQQEQ and noone can ever reach him. It is just fucking impossible. Do you really need 3 hard engages to be able to play against that shit? How can it be fair that an ADC has an escape on a 5 sec cd?

Maybe i just don't understand the concept, but is there really counterplay to that shit? You can't engage him, and you can't keep eating those Qs either, because they hurt like hell. There is no way to deny him in lane. Whenever i am firstpick, he is my first ban. But sadly i am not always firstpick, so i now have a 50/50 chance of getting him on my team, and on the enemy team. Of course on my team they always E forward and get caught and die. Didn't they already nerf this build 3 times because it was too annoying? And it is still OP. Maybe you can counter him by picking a team that pokes even harder? But that is about it.
iCanada
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada10660 Posts
May 22 2013 03:26 GMT
#8438
FFS.

Some people are so so stupid. Easiest game in the world, our team is Lissandra, Wukong (me), Vayne, Jarvan, Taric against Jayce, Nidalee (support), Ez, Ziggs, and Udyr. Like... holyshit my teams teamfight like 38473487147124098721481 times fucking better.

For some reason my team too retarded top actually fight in teamfights. At one point we up 25-8 on kills, each lane having like 30+ CS lead, have all six outer towers knocked down, and are shoving down mid lane Seiging inhib tower. We have 2 lockets, 2 Bulwarks, they have 0 of any of them. I can't even explain how much better our teamfight is. Like... it should be no contest, just hit things they all die we win. fuuuuuuuuuuu

I farmed as fuck, not neccesarily fed, but tanky as all balls. 250 armor, 3.5k HP, engage on them and catch literally all five with a flash R. ALL FIVE! Kill their Ezreal by myself, and proceed to tank their entire team for thirty more seconds. My entire team does fucking nothing. Sits there, afraid to dive and take tower damage. I only took 270~ tower damage the whole damn time, but 4 full health people on my team just like "Durrhurrrhurrrr deeeerp".

Whatever, no big deal. Get perfect engage again, same place, for whatever reason Vayne decides to go steal their red instead, just a 2 for 2 trade on a 4v5.

And then for the rest of the damn game we just played this retarded poke game, let them back in and eventually lost to split push because my team didn't have the fucking ballsack to just fucking engage. I'm so mad right now it is stupid.

Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
May 22 2013 04:38 GMT
#8439
On May 22 2013 11:01 Simberto wrote:
Blue Ez is horribly fucking OP. And maybe i just suck, but is it completely impossible to deny him farm? I was Renekton vs Ez toplane, and he can just q every minion. So i have the choice between eating the q damage myself, which i can not do forever, or letting him have that minion. I guess he might run oom before tear, but after that, it is just impossible. So the lane is turned into freefarm, because i can't engage him with that free escape without a cd. Even if i reach him with a double dash, he is already nearly under his turret. So his team now has basically a second ADC. And an OP one, too. QQERQQEQQEQQEQQEQQEQQEQQERQQEQQEQQEQQEQQEQQEQQERQQEQ and noone can ever reach him. It is just fucking impossible. Do you really need 3 hard engages to be able to play against that shit? How can it be fair that an ADC has an escape on a 5 sec cd?

Maybe i just don't understand the concept, but is there really counterplay to that shit? You can't engage him, and you can't keep eating those Qs either, because they hurt like hell. There is no way to deny him in lane. Whenever i am firstpick, he is my first ban. But sadly i am not always firstpick, so i now have a 50/50 chance of getting him on my team, and on the enemy team. Of course on my team they always E forward and get caught and die. Didn't they already nerf this build 3 times because it was too annoying? And it is still OP. Maybe you can counter him by picking a team that pokes even harder? But that is about it.


Are you kidding me? Ezreal's terrible as a carry, he's even worse with the blue build. I just pick Vayne as always, and it just gets worse for him as the game goes on. He can't harass me with his Q, trading with auto attacks is an automatic win for me, and that build just can't carry in teamfights.

Or if you're a god, you can still go Kog and make a blue Ezreal's life miserable.

No crits, still dependent on mana to deal damage, and you're just a fly with an annoying poke. He gets swatted by hard carries.
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
Shotcoder
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2316 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-22 06:50:32
May 22 2013 05:10 GMT
#8440
lose a game 8 to 16 in kills and my team surrenders at 20. Cant carry retards who go 0/7 in a kog/leona vs Cait/Taric lane. Cait/Taric should rape them early right? NOPE. 0/7 Cait, 1/4 Taric. Eve jungle is ok right? Nope 1/3 and only got that kill because I baited Jayce so hard top. Only saving grace was our 6/3 Swain who has 93 farm at 20 minutes...while Zed had 166 and I had 178. wtf is this game?

Edit:

2 duo queues in a row, 2 losses in a row. Cait literally throws the game by afk walking into their team to kill graves. Idk how to gain LP anymore when I cant adc.

Edit2:

you know when you get double jungle and one of them is Karthus it's time to ADC tf and not give a single fuck.
Shotcoder - C+ BW Terran, Gold LoL(ADC Main)
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