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Jerubaal
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Shotcoder
United States2316 Posts
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Lmui
Canada6223 Posts
Win 2-0 up in promotion series to diamond. Then 3 games in a row. Other team gets a mixture of all the fucking ridiculous champions that riot's been releasing lately. Zac, Kha, Zed, elise, ALL the fucking champions that have percentage health damage, gap closers, retarded damage etc. | ||
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
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overt
United States9006 Posts
I don't even care about rankings, don't play ranked solo queue at all, but it's really annoying when you shit on someone in lane and they call you an, "unranked scrub who only did well because of X, I'm a Platinum player and 10 times better than you." It's even worse when they're on your team, do terribly, and then blame other people on their team while pointing out how, "I'm Plat, I know more about this game than you." I dunno. I miss ELO. At least then someone who sucks dick at this game can't stay at a ranking forever if they don't really belong there. I don't even know why people think anything other than Diamond 1 or Challenger gives them bragging rights. | ||
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Nos-
Canada12016 Posts
Fuck you, fuck off, and shut the fuck up. | ||
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Shotcoder
United States2316 Posts
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affinity
United States266 Posts
can clear from safely away, can harass melee champions relatively easy, a good knockaway if they get close, and decent burst on top of retarded fucking poke | ||
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Cr4zyH0r5e
Peru1308 Posts
Amumu: "We;re losing because of you. All you do is farm and watch us die." I don't even... | ||
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Simberto
Germany11910 Posts
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Cr4zyH0r5e
Peru1308 Posts
On May 20 2013 18:58 Simberto wrote: Might be true, though. If the rest of the team keeps on grouping and getting caught, it would probably be a good idea to be there with them so they don't necessarily lose the ensuing fight. Sure, it would be better if they wouldn't get caught, but you have to work with what you get. Score was 17 to 42 with a 13-1 hecarim on their side. Very little would've come from me being with them in team-fights. Addendum: At one point I sacrificed myeslf to take their mid inhib. Now they're pushing mid 5v4 and we have amumu ult ain 10 second timer on my spawn. What does he do? Wolves! | ||
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ticklishmusic
United States15977 Posts
On May 20 2013 19:06 Cr4zyH0r5e wrote: Score was 17 to 42 with a 13-1 hecarim on their side. Very little would've come from me being with them in team-fights. Addendum: At one point I sacrificed myeslf to take their mid inhib. Now they're pushing mid 5v4 and we have amumu ult ain 10 second timer on my spawn. What does he do? Wolves! when behind, farm and play for lategame duh  | ||
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Simberto
Germany11910 Posts
After getting caught 3 times in a row as blue Ez and dying first in the teamfight WHILE i as Sej + a sona try to peel for him. Yes. YOU can't carry this. Someone actually good at this game would have been able to. How can you be so fucking full of yourself while losing the game? Other quotes from the same guy: Don't ever give me advice (Upon someone telling him that he might want to turn on his Muramana Next game, Top malph does not swap out smite because he "is unable to" (later he said that he was on the phone), so we now got top sej and jungle malph, who flame each other the whole game long and die to anyone they can find on the map. At some point Sej tells Malph to Alt-F4. which he then does. 2 minutes later our MF also ragequits. Rest of us agrees to stop wasting more time and just let them take our turrets. 16 min gg. So much fun. | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
First and last pick are duo (of course). Everyone starts saying preference, when first pick (who has called top) says, "Me and last are duo plat players and we're boosting these accounts". Last pick calls mid, and says "IDK what you guys do, I'm going mid no matter what and we'll report you if someone else picks it". Fantastic start. But we comply and now we have a "Platinum" Trynd and Kass, and everyone has fallen into their roles. Trynd immediately starts the game with "Just don't fucking lose bot lane or I afk". Alright whatever, I'm Cait with Morg against Vayne/Thresh. I try to put down some harass, but Morg is just sitting in brush while Thresh actually has presence. I just farm, it's going fine. I see Naut get first blood. Trynd immediately comes in with "FUCK YOU KS ASSHOLE". Truly the demeanor that inspires presence. Then Kass dies and Trynd dies twice. After his next (third) death, he begins this: "FUCKING SILVER" "I SHOULD FIND YOU AND CUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT" "INGEST CYANIDE NAUT" "THIS IS EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT YOU FUCKS" <---- Literal words. I can't even begin to describe the wtf. Kass is doing... whatever, I guess he's roaming into their jungle? He took their wraiths, but at the same time TF ults bot 4 times in a row because we're the only lane with a decent amount of farm and damage on the enemy turret. After the third time, I say: "Kass, can you put on some pressure so he can't leave, or silence him if you can see him ulting?" "wtf how do i put on pressure they have a jungler and naut sux" "Well you can push harder than Xin and can follow TF if you see him leave lane" "It's your fault for bringing Barrier instead of Cleanse scrub" At this point, we're at our base defending the inhib turret, when Trynd decides to run off and fight Wukong. Xin, of course, shows up and they 2v1 him. Again, in all caps: "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TAKE THEIR TOWER" "THIS ELO" "FUCK YOU ALL" So in the 10 seconds that he was 1v2ing and dying, we were supposed to push out from our base to their turret (which is full health), take it down, and fight 4v3 against a team with 10 more kills than us. If this is what Plat is like, I'll stay in Silver thank you very much. | ||
onlywonderboy
United States23745 Posts
On May 21 2013 00:28 Requizen wrote: I can't even begin to describe the game last night, but I'll try for your entertainment. First and last pick are duo (of course). Everyone starts saying preference, when first pick (who has called top) says, "Me and last are duo plat players and we're boosting these accounts". Last pick calls mid, and says "IDK what you guys do, I'm going mid no matter what and we'll report you if someone else picks it". Fantastic start. But we comply and now we have a "Platinum" Trynd and Kass, and everyone has fallen into their roles. Trynd immediately starts the game with "Just don't fucking lose bot lane or I afk". Alright whatever, I'm Cait with Morg against Vayne/Thresh. I try to put down some harass, but Morg is just sitting in brush while Thresh actually has presence. I just farm, it's going fine. I see Naut get first blood. Trynd immediately comes in with "FUCK YOU KS ASSHOLE". Truly the demeanor that inspires presence. Then Kass dies and Trynd dies twice. After his next (third) death, he begins this: "FUCKING SILVER" "I SHOULD FIND YOU AND CUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT" "INGEST CYANIDE NAUT" "THIS IS EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT YOU FUCKS" <---- Literal words. I can't even begin to describe the wtf. Kass is doing... whatever, I guess he's roaming into their jungle? He took their wraiths, but at the same time TF ults bot 4 times in a row because we're the only lane with a decent amount of farm and damage on the enemy turret. After the third time, I say: "Kass, can you put on some pressure so he can't leave, or silence him if you can see him ulting?" "wtf how do i put on pressure they have a jungler and naut sux" "Well you can push harder than Xin and can follow TF if you see him leave lane" "It's your fault for bringing Barrier instead of Cleanse scrub" At this point, we're at our base defending the inhib turret, when Trynd decides to run off and fight Wukong. Xin, of course, shows up and they 2v1 him. Again, in all caps: "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TAKE THEIR TOWER" "THIS ELO" "FUCK YOU ALL" So in the 10 seconds that he was 1v2ing and dying, we were supposed to push out from our base to their turret (which is full health), take it down, and fight 4v3 against a team with 10 more kills than us. If this is what Plat is like, I'll stay in Silver thank you very much. I have a feeling they were just trolling. Sounds like their is no way they are actually Plat players. | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
On May 21 2013 00:31 onlywonderboy wrote: I have a feeling they were just trolling. Sounds like their is no way they are actually Plat players. I rather assume they weren't, but the reason I didn't pick mid as second pick is because I LolKing'd them and saw they both had decent games as the roles they wanted. I figured if nothing else, they'd play just fine. That didn't happen. | ||
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onlywonderboy
United States23745 Posts
On May 21 2013 00:32 Requizen wrote: I rather assume they weren't, but the reason I didn't pick mid as second pick is because I LolKing'd them and saw they both had decent games as the roles they wanted. I figured if nothing else, they'd play just fine. That didn't happen. I'd rather think they were being assholes and knowing it instead of them being assholes and them being oblivious to it lol. At least with trolls they know they are doing something wrong, that's what they enjoy about it, if they aren't trolling they are just super rage filled individuals which isn't a great alternative lol. | ||
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Simberto
Germany11910 Posts
Also, Vayne lategame sucks in soloqueue. Short range no real escape is just not playable. You just can't save that against a team with potent divers, while a blue Ez needs no peel whatsoever and still wrecks your team. | ||
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onlywonderboy
United States23745 Posts
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upperbound
United States2300 Posts
Like, not missed the enemy... he missed the flag with the q. | ||
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