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kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
September 30 2012 09:05 GMT
#5501
so this game lag spikes me during key battles.
leona hooks me? easy janna ult and flash, right?
"attempting to reconnect" fuck you

and then this graves thinks he's hot shit because he had 470 farm at the 50 minute mark, saying it was an easy game. yeah no shit it's easy when it's 4v5, when i'm forced to tower hug otherwise i start hopping in random directions. a garbage ass player bragging. pfft.
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
September 30 2012 11:47 GMT
#5502
First pick and last pick are premade. Last pick instacalls karthus mid. I respectfully decline and pick (im second) Katarina mid. Last pick doesnt rage and picks mumu jungle.
I'm against Ahri which is a decent match up if I just bait out the skillshots and play calm. I get ganked 3 times before 6 and only the last one (nothing to shunpo to) do I die. Mumu comes down to help me and we even out the mid score. From there on I steam roll Ahri and we win the game. (I'm 14/5/12 or something). We sync up in team fights, communicate well, share a few laughs.

Press the Play Again button. Same pre-made only this time im 4th pick (they're still 1st/5th) and after some friendly chat banter I let 5th have mid. I go bot support with first pick as AD (who played top first game). Karthus mid goes 0/4/0 and ragequits becuase he doesnt get any ganks. First pick is awful AD and doesnt know what cs is.

I thought I'd made some friends.
Sponkz
Profile Joined May 2011
Denmark4564 Posts
September 30 2012 11:50 GMT
#5503
10 elo from plat and i get the most insulting team ever, who gave up 10 min into the game. Fuck this.
hi
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
September 30 2012 12:50 GMT
#5504
Doing with my brother, who is <1200 elo and wants to me to carry him out (nevermind the fact that he can't play support well, and will always be lastpick if we duo)

I don't ban morgana, because rengar/shen/whatever is more OP.
Enemy lastpick goes morgana.
Our jungle alistar starts whining and flaming me for not banning morgana saying "this game is lost" and stuff in champselect.
We suggest to him he dodge, but he doesn't.
Proceeds to feed mid (with giving her blue buff lvl2 of course) and top.
Meanwhile, I go 4/0 as AD carry (even tho my brother is support), mid is 2/0 somehow, top is 6/0, ... all our lanes are winning.
Everyone in the team yells at Ali to stop being a dick and start playing, but he says "no i have to teach those morons that you need to ban fucking OP morgana"
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A backwards poet writes inverse.
Hakanfrog
Profile Joined October 2011
Sweden690 Posts
September 30 2012 14:19 GMT
#5505
If someone playing jungle ali and whines about not banning morgana, he is playing ali for the wrong reason and you need to dodge asap.
qtiehunter
Profile Joined August 2012
1088 Posts
September 30 2012 14:33 GMT
#5506
whenever I hear these terror stories I can't help to feel sorry for the parents of the creature

although maybe they are the cause and not the victims
RIP KT.Violet
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
September 30 2012 16:31 GMT
#5507
On September 30 2012 21:50 Dandel Ion wrote:
Doing with my brother, who is <1200 elo and wants to me to carry him out (nevermind the fact that he can't play support well, and will always be lastpick if we duo)

I don't ban morgana, because rengar/shen/whatever is more OP.
Enemy lastpick goes morgana.
Our jungle alistar starts whining and flaming me for not banning morgana saying "this game is lost" and stuff in champselect.
We suggest to him he dodge, but he doesn't.
Proceeds to feed mid (with giving her blue buff lvl2 of course) and top.
Meanwhile, I go 4/0 as AD carry (even tho my brother is support), mid is 2/0 somehow, top is 6/0, ... all our lanes are winning.
Everyone in the team yells at Ali to stop being a dick and start playing, but he says "no i have to teach those morons that you need to ban fucking OP morgana"
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LOOOOOOL

That's awesome.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
September 30 2012 23:20 GMT
#5508
"AD carries are stupid, don't try to reason with them. They are basically playing wack-a-mole in lane while you are playing a beautiful game of grandmaster level chess with the other support. Stay focused on your game and what the other support is doing." --MuffinQT

I'll just keep repeating that to myself. But goddam, when your ADC is that much worse at whack-a-mole than the other, what can you do? Down 30 cs 15 minutes into the game cuz he just kept fucking missing lasthits.
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Deleted User 101379
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
4849 Posts
September 30 2012 23:30 GMT
#5509
On October 01 2012 08:20 ticklishmusic wrote:
"AD carries are stupid, don't try to reason with them. They are basically playing wack-a-mole in lane while you are playing a beautiful game of grandmaster level chess with the other support. Stay focused on your game and what the other support is doing." --MuffinQT

I'll just keep repeating that to myself. But goddam, when your ADC is that much worse at whack-a-mole than the other, what can you do? Down 30 cs 15 minutes into the game cuz he just kept fucking missing lasthits.


Play Taric and shove kills down their throat wether they want them or not.
Works for me (sometimes).

Great quote by MuffinQT though.
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
October 01 2012 00:27 GMT
#5510
On October 01 2012 08:30 Morfildur wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2012 08:20 ticklishmusic wrote:
"AD carries are stupid, don't try to reason with them. They are basically playing wack-a-mole in lane while you are playing a beautiful game of grandmaster level chess with the other support. Stay focused on your game and what the other support is doing." --MuffinQT

I'll just keep repeating that to myself. But goddam, when your ADC is that much worse at whack-a-mole than the other, what can you do? Down 30 cs 15 minutes into the game cuz he just kept fucking missing lasthits.


Play Taric and shove kills down their throat wether they want them or not.
Works for me (sometimes).

Great quote by MuffinQT though.


I've been playing a lot of Leona lately-- people just refuse to follow up after I land the stun or just react way too slowly. I think its because it almost feels like you're all-inning your opponent when you go for a play.

Taric, well, he's still click and win. His auras are TRULY OUTRAGEOUS.
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Deleted User 173346
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
16169 Posts
October 01 2012 01:14 GMT
#5511
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Deleted User 173346
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
16169 Posts
October 01 2012 01:55 GMT
#5512
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Enki
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2548 Posts
October 01 2012 07:14 GMT
#5513
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Played this shitfest earlier today. Everything was already picked so I went jungle Udyr against their Amumu. First phase of the game went great, went 6-0 and got ganks on every lane and even caught amumu twice in his jungle and set him way behind. Didn't matter, these idiots were just shit. We didnt even have a fuckin ADC since the guy who was supposed to take it took fiddles instead and went bot, holy fuck...and Talon got shit on in mid by Lux of all people. How the fuck do you lose that matchup so badly? seriously. Fuck ranked games, im sticking to norms. At least my norm elo generally leaves braindead fuckers like these out of it. I don't even wanna bother trying to carry idiots like these, it's such a waste of time and its too exhausting.

Dunno what Riot is thinking letting ladder seasons last for like 2 fucking years, jesus christ. Have you ever heard of a ladder reset?
"Practice, practice, practice. And when you're not practicing you should be practicing. It's the only way to get better. The only way." I run the Smix Fanclub!
CardG
Profile Joined March 2011
France131 Posts
October 01 2012 09:35 GMT
#5514
Gosh i hate soloQ :p

Had this game where i played Graves with Janna vs Ashe+Sona, wasn't very confident bout taking them on and then, post-lvl6 Janna just said "graves, play more aggressive" i was like "wtf? i dont wanna die to sona+ashe ult" whatever we lost that game cause skarner+sona+ashe too op initiation.

Second game, 1st and last pick are duo and ask top+jungle, someone wanted mid and the other one carry, so i as 2nd pick was like "ok w/e i'll play support taric" and top goes Nasus (-_- vs jax) and the other one jungle xin
Warded the L bush near mid cause they had blitz, turns out they dont invade. We see their rengar trying to gank mid by the ward, i ping and move xin and kat move we double kill ahri+rengar starts awesome.

Bot ezreal was derping such as using E for nothing and i was trying to defend him from hooks by putting myself in front ... then mid-late game our duo, especially xin is wandering around getting caught, ezreal too and nasus screaming how noob we are ............. xin gets jumped on by rengar, i stunned him, shurelya'd to save xin, ez gets ultra low and dies, we all die to a team fight and nasus "gg taric" WHAT ? WHAT? WHAT DID I DO? i mean, check yourself ... blames he couldnt carry ... blalbalbla same old shit

Next game i play MF with taric, and taric was like "mf hit them when i stun" well im not going to do random things when u random stun ... for some reasons i follow him while in my head i was like "sona is 6, we're gonna die if she ults" taric stuns, i follow, sona ult graves ult we die ...

Well guess i learned to never follow if im not agreeing >_> then played rengar in a super early team with 1 troll Teemo-Leblanc-Rengar-Corki-Heimer vs Ashe-Nunu-Anivia-Olaf-Jayce, got fed, got lb fed we carry the game ending up both 12-2 me instagibbing every hero alone >_> OP RENGAR...

Ahh soloq ...
Kyhron
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States945 Posts
October 01 2012 15:57 GMT
#5515
decide to do some ranked since season end is soon. first game of the day get to go top gp vs wukong im winning lane and decide to go triple gp10 into trinity build figuring since we have a leona and naut i can get a bunch of damage and we can win late game. game never gets to late as our FP 'ad' teemo is feeding up a storm and went nashors > wits > pd.....wtf how the fuck do people get to 30 and not know that teemo cant really ad carry and then proceed to build exactly 0 AD on him? I know im definitely better then my elo but i cant carry when they have a godlike ashe and diana -.-
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany12058 Posts
October 01 2012 17:04 GMT
#5516
Those are on-hit guys. They are weird. They appear on pretty much any champion that has any sort of on-hit effect in his skillset, and they decide that that means that they should also build only items which have on-hit effects and attackspeed. I have seen it on kogmaw, kayle and teemo so far.
Kyhron
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States945 Posts
October 01 2012 17:08 GMT
#5517
On October 02 2012 02:04 Simberto wrote:
Those are on-hit guys. They are weird. They appear on pretty much any champion that has any sort of on-hit effect in his skillset, and they decide that that means that they should also build only items which have on-hit effects and attackspeed. I have seen it on kogmaw, kayle and teemo so far.

it has nothing to do with the build its all to do with a moron calling ad carry picking teemo and building 0 ad. you cant ad carry without ad. if you want to play on hit teemo go top and annoy the shit out of someone not bot where youre gonna die 11 times in 20 minutes. that does nothing for anyone
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
October 01 2012 17:13 GMT
#5518
Played 2 games before 6PM, all went well. Now it's past 7PM and I queue into a second pick refusing our fp to jungle Alistar, and the last pick whining about how we picked top first so we lost.
Someone dodged, but it looks like I'd better go to bed early and only play on mornings and afternoon, less kids.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
qtiehunter
Profile Joined August 2012
1088 Posts
October 01 2012 17:27 GMT
#5519
On October 02 2012 02:13 Alaric wrote:
Played 2 games before 6PM, all went well. Now it's past 7PM and I queue into a second pick refusing our fp to jungle Alistar, and the last pick whining about how we picked top first so we lost.
Someone dodged, but it looks like I'd better go to bed early and only play on mornings and afternoon, less kids.


Really? From EUW too I find it's exactly the opposite. At morning and afternoon you only play kids who are skipping school for whatever reason or unoccupied people who are probably unoccupied for a reason. Worst hour is clearly between 4PM and 8-9PM. After that, from 9PM to 1AM there's a nice time span where I almost never get feeders, ragers, afkers and allchat whiners and flamers and shit like that. From 1AM to morning it's mostly junkies and people who will always claim in allchat they're smoking weed and/or drinking heavy alcohol so it's kind of hit and miss when it comes to afkers and retards, but you don't get much flaming or tryharding anger because people who play at that hour don't give a fuck about anything. Then at morning back to the 15yo kids and 25yos with childish mindset.
RIP KT.Violet
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 01 2012 17:31 GMT
#5520
BC Triforce Vayne. I'd be fine with the fucking build if she wasn't also complete fucking trash on top of it.
It's your boy Guzma!
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