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so this game lag spikes me during key battles. leona hooks me? easy janna ult and flash, right? "attempting to reconnect" fuck you
and then this graves thinks he's hot shit because he had 470 farm at the 50 minute mark, saying it was an easy game. yeah no shit it's easy when it's 4v5, when i'm forced to tower hug otherwise i start hopping in random directions. a garbage ass player bragging. pfft.
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First pick and last pick are premade. Last pick instacalls karthus mid. I respectfully decline and pick (im second) Katarina mid. Last pick doesnt rage and picks mumu jungle. I'm against Ahri which is a decent match up if I just bait out the skillshots and play calm. I get ganked 3 times before 6 and only the last one (nothing to shunpo to) do I die. Mumu comes down to help me and we even out the mid score. From there on I steam roll Ahri and we win the game. (I'm 14/5/12 or something). We sync up in team fights, communicate well, share a few laughs.
Press the Play Again button. Same pre-made only this time im 4th pick (they're still 1st/5th) and after some friendly chat banter I let 5th have mid. I go bot support with first pick as AD (who played top first game). Karthus mid goes 0/4/0 and ragequits becuase he doesnt get any ganks. First pick is awful AD and doesnt know what cs is.
I thought I'd made some friends.
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10 elo from plat and i get the most insulting team ever, who gave up 10 min into the game. Fuck this.
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Doing with my brother, who is <1200 elo and wants to me to carry him out (nevermind the fact that he can't play support well, and will always be lastpick if we duo)
I don't ban morgana, because rengar/shen/whatever is more OP. Enemy lastpick goes morgana. Our jungle alistar starts whining and flaming me for not banning morgana saying "this game is lost" and stuff in champselect. We suggest to him he dodge, but he doesn't. Proceeds to feed mid (with giving her blue buff lvl2 of course) and top. Meanwhile, I go 4/0 as AD carry (even tho my brother is support), mid is 2/0 somehow, top is 6/0, ... all our lanes are winning. Everyone in the team yells at Ali to stop being a dick and start playing, but he says "no i have to teach those morons that you need to ban fucking OP morgana" ........ ........ ........
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If someone playing jungle ali and whines about not banning morgana, he is playing ali for the wrong reason and you need to dodge asap.
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whenever I hear these terror stories I can't help to feel sorry for the parents of the creature
although maybe they are the cause and not the victims
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On September 30 2012 21:50 Dandel Ion wrote: Doing with my brother, who is <1200 elo and wants to me to carry him out (nevermind the fact that he can't play support well, and will always be lastpick if we duo)
I don't ban morgana, because rengar/shen/whatever is more OP. Enemy lastpick goes morgana. Our jungle alistar starts whining and flaming me for not banning morgana saying "this game is lost" and stuff in champselect. We suggest to him he dodge, but he doesn't. Proceeds to feed mid (with giving her blue buff lvl2 of course) and top. Meanwhile, I go 4/0 as AD carry (even tho my brother is support), mid is 2/0 somehow, top is 6/0, ... all our lanes are winning. Everyone in the team yells at Ali to stop being a dick and start playing, but he says "no i have to teach those morons that you need to ban fucking OP morgana" ........ ........ ........
LOOOOOOL
That's awesome.
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"AD carries are stupid, don't try to reason with them. They are basically playing wack-a-mole in lane while you are playing a beautiful game of grandmaster level chess with the other support. Stay focused on your game and what the other support is doing." --MuffinQT
I'll just keep repeating that to myself. But goddam, when your ADC is that much worse at whack-a-mole than the other, what can you do? Down 30 cs 15 minutes into the game cuz he just kept fucking missing lasthits.
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On October 01 2012 08:20 ticklishmusic wrote: "AD carries are stupid, don't try to reason with them. They are basically playing wack-a-mole in lane while you are playing a beautiful game of grandmaster level chess with the other support. Stay focused on your game and what the other support is doing." --MuffinQT
I'll just keep repeating that to myself. But goddam, when your ADC is that much worse at whack-a-mole than the other, what can you do? Down 30 cs 15 minutes into the game cuz he just kept fucking missing lasthits.
Play Taric and shove kills down their throat wether they want them or not. Works for me (sometimes).
Great quote by MuffinQT though.
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On October 01 2012 08:30 Morfildur wrote:Show nested quote +On October 01 2012 08:20 ticklishmusic wrote: "AD carries are stupid, don't try to reason with them. They are basically playing wack-a-mole in lane while you are playing a beautiful game of grandmaster level chess with the other support. Stay focused on your game and what the other support is doing." --MuffinQT
I'll just keep repeating that to myself. But goddam, when your ADC is that much worse at whack-a-mole than the other, what can you do? Down 30 cs 15 minutes into the game cuz he just kept fucking missing lasthits. Play Taric and shove kills down their throat wether they want them or not. Works for me (sometimes). Great quote by MuffinQT though.
I've been playing a lot of Leona lately-- people just refuse to follow up after I land the stun or just react way too slowly. I think its because it almost feels like you're all-inning your opponent when you go for a play.
Taric, well, he's still click and win. His auras are TRULY OUTRAGEOUS.
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So I try to play a ranked game. Bad idea. One of the players says he might disconnect, so I tell him to leave now, and he refuses. Game starts, and sure enough, he disconnected. Our lanes then became Sion top for some reason, Ezreal mid, Soraka bot, and me jungling as Jax. I have no idea why Sion went top instead of mid or why Jarvan went bot, but they did and threw hard. Literally the only good player on our team was Ezreal. I couldn't even do anything.
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Start up another ranked game. Even worse idea. My computer bluescreened and now the screen's split in two, showing the same thing. I have no idea how or why it did that.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/aPhWy.jpg) Played this shitfest earlier today. Everything was already picked so I went jungle Udyr against their Amumu. First phase of the game went great, went 6-0 and got ganks on every lane and even caught amumu twice in his jungle and set him way behind. Didn't matter, these idiots were just shit. We didnt even have a fuckin ADC since the guy who was supposed to take it took fiddles instead and went bot, holy fuck...and Talon got shit on in mid by Lux of all people. How the fuck do you lose that matchup so badly? seriously. Fuck ranked games, im sticking to norms. At least my norm elo generally leaves braindead fuckers like these out of it. I don't even wanna bother trying to carry idiots like these, it's such a waste of time and its too exhausting.
Dunno what Riot is thinking letting ladder seasons last for like 2 fucking years, jesus christ. Have you ever heard of a ladder reset?
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Gosh i hate soloQ :p
Had this game where i played Graves with Janna vs Ashe+Sona, wasn't very confident bout taking them on and then, post-lvl6 Janna just said "graves, play more aggressive" i was like "wtf? i dont wanna die to sona+ashe ult" whatever we lost that game cause skarner+sona+ashe too op initiation.
Second game, 1st and last pick are duo and ask top+jungle, someone wanted mid and the other one carry, so i as 2nd pick was like "ok w/e i'll play support taric" and top goes Nasus (-_- vs jax) and the other one jungle xin Warded the L bush near mid cause they had blitz, turns out they dont invade. We see their rengar trying to gank mid by the ward, i ping and move xin and kat move we double kill ahri+rengar starts awesome.
Bot ezreal was derping such as using E for nothing and i was trying to defend him from hooks by putting myself in front ... then mid-late game our duo, especially xin is wandering around getting caught, ezreal too and nasus screaming how noob we are ............. xin gets jumped on by rengar, i stunned him, shurelya'd to save xin, ez gets ultra low and dies, we all die to a team fight and nasus "gg taric" WHAT ? WHAT? WHAT DID I DO? i mean, check yourself ... blames he couldnt carry ... blalbalbla same old shit
Next game i play MF with taric, and taric was like "mf hit them when i stun" well im not going to do random things when u random stun ... for some reasons i follow him while in my head i was like "sona is 6, we're gonna die if she ults" taric stuns, i follow, sona ult graves ult we die ...
Well guess i learned to never follow if im not agreeing >_> then played rengar in a super early team with 1 troll Teemo-Leblanc-Rengar-Corki-Heimer vs Ashe-Nunu-Anivia-Olaf-Jayce, got fed, got lb fed we carry the game ending up both 12-2 me instagibbing every hero alone >_> OP RENGAR...
Ahh soloq ...
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decide to do some ranked since season end is soon. first game of the day get to go top gp vs wukong im winning lane and decide to go triple gp10 into trinity build figuring since we have a leona and naut i can get a bunch of damage and we can win late game. game never gets to late as our FP 'ad' teemo is feeding up a storm and went nashors > wits > pd.....wtf how the fuck do people get to 30 and not know that teemo cant really ad carry and then proceed to build exactly 0 AD on him? I know im definitely better then my elo but i cant carry when they have a godlike ashe and diana -.-
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Those are on-hit guys. They are weird. They appear on pretty much any champion that has any sort of on-hit effect in his skillset, and they decide that that means that they should also build only items which have on-hit effects and attackspeed. I have seen it on kogmaw, kayle and teemo so far.
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On October 02 2012 02:04 Simberto wrote: Those are on-hit guys. They are weird. They appear on pretty much any champion that has any sort of on-hit effect in his skillset, and they decide that that means that they should also build only items which have on-hit effects and attackspeed. I have seen it on kogmaw, kayle and teemo so far. it has nothing to do with the build its all to do with a moron calling ad carry picking teemo and building 0 ad. you cant ad carry without ad. if you want to play on hit teemo go top and annoy the shit out of someone not bot where youre gonna die 11 times in 20 minutes. that does nothing for anyone
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Played 2 games before 6PM, all went well. Now it's past 7PM and I queue into a second pick refusing our fp to jungle Alistar, and the last pick whining about how we picked top first so we lost. Someone dodged, but it looks like I'd better go to bed early and only play on mornings and afternoon, less kids.
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On October 02 2012 02:13 Alaric wrote:Played 2 games before 6PM, all went well. Now it's past 7PM and I queue into a second pick refusing our fp to jungle Alistar, and the last pick whining about how we picked top first so we lost. Someone dodged, but it looks like I'd better go to bed early and only play on mornings and afternoon, less kids. 
Really? From EUW too I find it's exactly the opposite. At morning and afternoon you only play kids who are skipping school for whatever reason or unoccupied people who are probably unoccupied for a reason. Worst hour is clearly between 4PM and 8-9PM. After that, from 9PM to 1AM there's a nice time span where I almost never get feeders, ragers, afkers and allchat whiners and flamers and shit like that. From 1AM to morning it's mostly junkies and people who will always claim in allchat they're smoking weed and/or drinking heavy alcohol so it's kind of hit and miss when it comes to afkers and retards, but you don't get much flaming or tryharding anger because people who play at that hour don't give a fuck about anything. Then at morning back to the 15yo kids and 25yos with childish mindset.
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BC Triforce Vayne. I'd be fine with the fucking build if she wasn't also complete fucking trash on top of it.
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