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Well actually my AD is currently terribad, suiciding at level 1 after we made them burn summoners, not farming, eating every Q from a goddamn Diana support, he's half health most of the time, and runs by the enemy wards that I pinged to get killed 1v1 by the support.
Oh well, I'm waiting for 20 minutes, Cho feeds Jayce too. 
Dammit. Now I lost my lane because a dumbass Amumu pings Vlad but never comes when I bait, I use pots for nothing, and my lane pushes. Then he does it again. Fucking scrub.
And the Mordekaiser fp into Lee Sin and Zyra pushes without wards.
Ya, it's official, people are far, far worse after 6 PM. Kids.
Next up, I pick Pantheon against Singed. Last pick calls me a fail then dodges.
Next one? When Rengar comes and kills me, Morgana lived by 40hp after trying to fight me, and I lose 60% of my HP instantly. He was already 4-0-2 before that. Botlane pushes up to the enemy tower and doesn't ward, giving three kills when Cho tries to gank anyway. Morons.
So now we reached the point where Rengar just ults and towerdives me whenever he wants. During that, Ezreal towerdives 1v4, gets no kills, dies. Incompetent idiot.
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First time QQing. So the first sign that this game wasn't going to end well came during the loading screen, when I got to about 50% and the game just closed itself. Odd, but I was able to log back in and reconnect right away. Not really a problem.
Playing Ahri mid against Akali and things are going well. Harass her down and push her back, get first blood on the Rengar when he comes to gank, but then give a kill to Akali when she hits 6 just before I do and jumps on me. No problem, come back to lane and after a bit more trading I kill her. Manage to get another kill on her after that, so I am sitting pretty at 3-1-0 and the other lanes are at least not dieing so no one is getting fed.
Then my internet decides this game is going to be too easy and craps out on me. My ping doubles to like 120, but it wasn't terrible and i didn't even notice it at first. I go bot after a 4 man gank with Rengar and Akali tower-diving with their bot lane. Turn it around and we end up trading our Taric for 3 of them. During the fight, though, my ping shot spiked to like 400 and I missed almost every skill shot. (Thank god for R and W being auto hit) I was 6-1-0 after that, most fed person in the game.
So I go back to base and my ping is still at like 400 so I try disconnecting. Come back and it is still 400. I reconnect the ethernet cord. Still 400. Try to disconnect and join again and my ping is sitting at a solid 600 now. I couldn't do anything but sit in base and watch as the enemy realized I couldn't play and just powered my team down. 20 minute surrender.
GG internet connection.
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"Oh you were 1-6 last game [the fed Rengar 3-0 in 4 minutes one], you don't deserve mid."
Locks in Ahri. Well say hello to support Viktor against Taric/Sivir.
6 minutes in, Corki 3-0-1. Graves thinks it's a good idea to try and "harass" Corki Sona when his support is Leona...
Also, French premade confirming that whenever they're on your team they feed and don't communicate. No ss, but they're 1-6 combined in 8 minutes.
And Graves misses his first ult, on a Sona bumrushing to him. Straight up. And he misses.
No, there are games that you can't carry, especially as support.
14 minutes Zhonya on Zyra. 133 armor as Leona and Corki 5-shots me. Yay.
This game stil took 44 minutes to finish. I knew we'd never win late game (if we ever made it to that point) from minute 3. What a waste of time. :/
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No, you know what? No. I fucking quit. This game is home to the most retarded, braindead, knuckle dragging swine on the face of the planet and I hope they all get neutered by having a hippo forcefully eat off their scrotums.
Fuck this.
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On October 02 2012 07:54 Requizen wrote:
No, you know what? No. I fucking quit. This game is home to the most retarded, braindead, knuckle dragging swine on the face of the planet and I hope they all get neutered by having a hippo forcefully eat off their scrotums.
Fuck this.
I bet you a dollar you play within the next three days, but I understand the sentiment (maybe not the hippo scrotum chomping part, but the rest).
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On October 02 2012 07:57 petered wrote:Show nested quote +On October 02 2012 07:54 Requizen wrote:
No, you know what? No. I fucking quit. This game is home to the most retarded, braindead, knuckle dragging swine on the face of the planet and I hope they all get neutered by having a hippo forcefully eat off their scrotums.
Fuck this. I bet you a dollar you play within the next three days, but I understand the sentiment (maybe not the hippo scrotum chomping part, but the rest).
LoL is probably the game I've rage-uninstalled more times in my life
In the end, there is a hidden pleasure at dealing with retards and putting up with them, just like you do everyday IRL
Plus, when you find a full 5 men soloqueue decent team, you regain the faith on humanity you lose when you watch/read the News.
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On October 02 2012 07:57 petered wrote:Show nested quote +On October 02 2012 07:54 Requizen wrote:
No, you know what? No. I fucking quit. This game is home to the most retarded, braindead, knuckle dragging swine on the face of the planet and I hope they all get neutered by having a hippo forcefully eat off their scrotums.
Fuck this. I bet you a dollar you play within the next three days, but I understand the sentiment (maybe not the hippo scrotum chomping part, but the rest).
I know I've rage-uninstalled this game plenty of times.
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No more QQ from me for a while, as the game literally fried my graphics card, and now I can't play for more than 5 minutes without my computer crashing. Sorry all
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Oh god this week's free champion roster is horrible
FUCKING AP TEEMO ahgjhsdagjgjsa
Sion always afk farm always throw games because 4v5
Urgot always miss spells and run oom never carry (and swapping the enemy outside of friendly tower range); I'm gonna have fun with him tho
Yi always afk farm always ks never carry
Xinzhao never die never do damage never do anything
Malphite my fav champion ready to be failed in countless different ways
Kayle just bought her and now goes free QQ also always buy rageblade never buy IE
Karthus never die never do damage only R ks to buy archangel staff and guardian angel
Irelia hidden passive: 100% chance of getting fed if she's in the enemy team and you're not laning against her
Galio always oom always fail ult never do anything
QQ
New QQ: I think my normal rating has increased after my recent games. I no longer "dominate" (do slightly better than average) regardless position or matchup but instead got matched against 4men premades which had all sorts of cheese and coordination (as opposed to every single premade I had seen until then all of which were utter shit) which totally destroyed my soloqueue teams and last game there was an ap yi smurf who almost carried us so fucking hard; I had never seen in my games anyone that not-terrible. Against a full team premade. If I got matched with that guy (the rest of the teammates weren't terrible either, probably at my level, a bit more stupid) and with these lame tryhard premades it must be because my normal elo grew. Or I had terrible luck. I guess soon I'll be back with my lovely Ryze Yi bot lanes and Garen solotop ^^
More QQ, playing as Tristana:
>malphite support tries really hard to steal as much cs as possible and trying to assasin foes instead of tanking, np
>still go 8-0, global score is 9-12, np
>everyone in the enemy team itemizes against me and jumps on my nuts whenever they can, still ok
>teammates continue to feed an average of 2 deaths per minute, not so ok
>el alamo last stand over naked nexus  Fantasy style
>gg
 one game I get to look really cool instead of just go around fixing everyone's mistakes and I get the Golden State Feeders. QQ
but the pleasure of jumping into yi's face multiple times killing his ugly face before he can start running and Can't be slowed! is priceless
+ Show Spoiler +I could get used to QQing :D
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Ok there seems to be a definite increase in trolls/assholes/leaves/all the bad things in LoL when you drop down to around 1200. Even at 1350 where I was there wasn't nearly the amount of shit I had to face the past month on my elo decline down to 1200 from 1350. WTF I hate people.
Edit: I don't get it.....Why after being mid 1300s for months....why did I go on a horrible loss streak to the 1100s and can't get out? Fuck you LoL SoloQ community.
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Our mid gets owned by the enemy, after the game he posts a link to his stream, telling he was 2k and apologizing to our mid. Next game he is on my team, and i am like "yay, free elo"
He loses his lane like 5 to 0, tries some stupid stuff because he is "high elo" and then loses us the game. I have bad luck with smurfs
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Fuck you Cait. You pick Caitlyn against Blitz Graves, with no armor runes, you start dblade, and you feed. I destroyed Irelia top and mid did fine, jungle fiddle didn't do much, but you assured them a late game by feeding, losing your tower super early and allowing them to camp me 3v1 top all while not even being fucking able to take their bot turret.
You're so bad... but if only you used your fucking brains! Blitz far, Graves meleeing you? Better try to kill Blitz. Fucking moron. Rushing into teamfights despite your range, too. Just fucking think!
Now that I think about it, I queued for this one after 6PM... may explain a lot.
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On October 02 2012 07:57 petered wrote:Show nested quote +On October 02 2012 07:54 Requizen wrote:
No, you know what? No. I fucking quit. This game is home to the most retarded, braindead, knuckle dragging swine on the face of the planet and I hope they all get neutered by having a hippo forcefully eat off their scrotums.
Fuck this. I bet you a dollar you play within the next three days, but I understand the sentiment (maybe not the hippo scrotum chomping part, but the rest).
I don't know man, it's fucking brutal. I don't know if I can take any more ADs that just run around and don't shoot anything, giving up after their first shot doesn't one shot the tank. I don't know if I can handle any more teams that focus Cho and Mundo while I dive the enemy Ezreal solo and kill him, but we fucking lose anyway because fighting tanks under their turret is the normal plan. I don't know if I want to witness another Janna mid who builds 3 gp5s and literally is never near a teamfight, and the last pick Kha'Zix who bitches "I'm top I don't care if you pick second or said top before me, fuck you" and proceeds to feed the hell out of Vayne. Or the fucking second to last pick "Garen top or I feed" who decides, after locking in, "I'm going bot with Vayne, last pick take Cho top or I feed" followed by "wards are for pussies" and a 6-1 enemy Trist. (We won that last one by the way, because I lifted the fuck out of my team as Skarner and dragged their bitching faces all the way to the enemy Nexus)
To quote truth:
On October 02 2012 15:27 Slaughter wrote:
Ok there seems to be a definite increase in trolls/assholes/leaves/all the bad things in LoL when you drop down to around 1200. Even at 1350 where I was there wasn't nearly the amount of shit I had to face the past month on my elo decline down to 1200 from 1350. WTF I hate people.
Edit: I don't get it.....Why after being mid 1300s for months....why did I go on a horrible loss streak to the 1100s and can't get out? Fuck you LoL SoloQ community.
It just doesn't fucking end. I don't know why it's this bracket specifically, but it is. Every single person I know who gets put in 1200 ELO says the same thing: its fucking trolls and idiots on both sides 100% of the games I play, winning is a matter of which idiots feed the most. You can't carry the 0-8 at 10 minutes Caitlyn who doesn't know how to fucking right click a single target and runs from a 5v3. Maybe it isn't just the 1200s, and you get these people in other brackets, but it gets fucking annoying when a high ranked player is like "you can't have bad people on your team every single game, just carry yourself out".
Not that fucking easy. Impossible to do anything resembling carrying when the enemy Vayne is fucking terrible, but you can't kill her anyway because bot lane gave her 15 kills before a single cunting tower went down. I don't think I've had a single game where there's been more than one competent player on my team in the last 2 weeks. And those games (with one single other player who knows their asshole from eyeball) are the games you win, because having the only 2 semi-smart people is the only advantage you need when the rest of the game is full of support Leblancs and jungle Sorakas.
I don't even feel good about winning anymore. Playing with these people, win or lose, makes me want to strangle an infant.
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I don't know if I can handle any more teams that focus Cho and Mundo while I dive the enemy Ezreal solo and kill him
I can't stand this when i play carry or whatever other role ... As AD you can't just ignore the front line and dive their carries, its impossible AND DUMB ... i mean if i have cho and mundo on me, i'll hit them, not the their carry ... it reminds me a game where a gragas said "why cho is losing life? focus Ezreal!"
"DUDE HES IN FRONT OF THE WAY, I CANT JUST GO THROUGH HIM" (it was in the bush near wraith ... i mean cho was in the bush and ez behind far ...
and then of course "omg noob carry ad, cant carry this team ..."
Its the bruisers job or assassins job to dive the carry, and the carry's job to just hit ...
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There's a difference between focusing the tanky mofos and peeling them. When playing Viktor I drop my W on top of our AD carry if somebody tries to dive him, but I'll still try to go for the carries with my burst.
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On October 03 2012 03:08 CardG wrote:Show nested quote + I don't know if I can handle any more teams that focus Cho and Mundo while I dive the enemy Ezreal solo and kill him I can't stand this when i play carry or whatever other role ... As AD you can't just ignore the front line and dive their carries, its impossible AND DUMB ... i mean if i have cho and mundo on me, i'll hit them, not the their carry ... it reminds me a game where a gragas said "why cho is losing life? focus Ezreal!" "DUDE HES IN FRONT OF THE WAY, I CANT JUST GO THROUGH HIM" (it was in the bush near wraith ... i mean cho was in the bush and ez behind far ... and then of course "omg noob carry ad, cant carry this team ..." Its the bruisers job or assassins job to dive the carry, and the carry's job to just hit ...
No, that's understandable if Ez has good positioning, but this one was literally 2 feet from Cho, Trist could have shot him at any time. And I'm not talking about my AD specifically anyway, I was doing my job diving him as Riven while Akali and Udyr (mid and jungle respectively) decided that, "hey, attacking Mundo is the way to go!". Not even Bear stunning him off of Trist, this was Phoenix/Tiger spam because "I NEED TO DO DAMAGEZ" followed by getting knocked up and eaten by the jungle Cho.
I've played AD quite a bit, I know that misconception. But when the enemy AD is out in the open like a tasty snack of "please kill me right now!" and your team is like "no lol", I put another hole in my wall.
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On October 03 2012 02:49 Requizen wrote:Show nested quote +On October 02 2012 07:57 petered wrote:On October 02 2012 07:54 Requizen wrote:
No, you know what? No. I fucking quit. This game is home to the most retarded, braindead, knuckle dragging swine on the face of the planet and I hope they all get neutered by having a hippo forcefully eat off their scrotums.
Fuck this. I bet you a dollar you play within the next three days, but I understand the sentiment (maybe not the hippo scrotum chomping part, but the rest). I don't know man, it's fucking brutal. + Show Spoiler +I don't know if I can take any more ADs that just run around and don't shoot anything, giving up after their first shot doesn't one shot the tank. I don't know if I can handle any more teams that focus Cho and Mundo while I dive the enemy Ezreal solo and kill him, but we fucking lose anyway because fighting tanks under their turret is the normal plan. I don't know if I want to witness another Janna mid who builds 3 gp5s and literally is never near a teamfight, and the last pick Kha'Zix who bitches "I'm top I don't care if you pick second or said top before me, fuck you" and proceeds to feed the hell out of Vayne. Or the fucking second to last pick "Garen top or I feed" who decides, after locking in, "I'm going bot with Vayne, last pick take Cho top or I feed" followed by "wards are for pussies" and a 6-1 enemy Trist. (We won that last one by the way, because I lifted the fuck out of my team as Skarner and dragged their bitching faces all the way to the enemy Nexus) To quote truth: On October 02 2012 15:27 Slaughter wrote:
Ok there seems to be a definite increase in trolls/assholes/leaves/all the bad things in LoL when you drop down to around 1200. Even at 1350 where I was there wasn't nearly the amount of shit I had to face the past month on my elo decline down to 1200 from 1350. WTF I hate people.
Edit: I don't get it.....Why after being mid 1300s for months....why did I go on a horrible loss streak to the 1100s and can't get out? Fuck you LoL SoloQ community. It just doesn't fucking end. I don't know why it's this bracket specifically, but it is. Every single person I know who gets put in 1200 ELO says the same thing: its fucking trolls and idiots on both sides 100% of the games I play, winning is a matter of which idiots feed the most. You can't carry the 0-8 at 10 minutes Caitlyn who doesn't know how to fucking right click a single target and runs from a 5v3. Maybe it isn't just the 1200s, and you get these people in other brackets, but it gets fucking annoying when a high ranked player is like "you can't have bad people on your team every single game, just carry yourself out". Not that fucking easy. Impossible to do anything resembling carrying when the enemy Vayne is fucking terrible, but you can't kill her anyway because bot lane gave her 15 kills before a single cunting tower went down. I don't think I've had a single game where there's been more than one competent player on my team in the last 2 weeks. And those games (with one single other player who knows their asshole from eyeball) are the games you win, because having the only 2 semi-smart people is the only advantage you need when the rest of the game is full of support Leblancs and jungle Sorakas. I don't even feel good about winning anymore. Playing with these people, win or lose, makes me want to strangle an infant.
That read left me really sad
Maybe you can ask on liquidpractice or something and beg for someone to duo with you until you reach 1300 and then try really hard not to drop back to 1200 again. Cheer up man!
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Sure, if the carry is like in front you, you kill them as AD, of course.
But some people in this 1000-1500 elo range that are just like "OMGS ALL FOCUS CARRY", sure why not if its easy ! but not when i have 100000 people on me >_>
Just plain dumb, and it hurts me so much >_<
Or i had this rengar raging all game on how he couldnt carry us, the guy litteraly jumped in 1v5 to kill cassiopeia (whos like 1-6, got owned mid hard) and dies "omg, this team doesnt follow so noob cant carry" the guy JUMPED through the wall mid, near the L bush, to the other side and expects his team to do the same? dude, we're not all grasshoppers >_>
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Second pick picks Skarner, last pick goes "I CHECKED YOUR LOLKING! YOU SUCK AT SKARNER, LET SWITCH I CARRy, NO NEED BAD SKARNERS"
I checked them both, that second pick had 8 games, with 4 wins and 4 losses, 3.1/3.0/9, the guy who complained was 9 wins and 17 losses, with something like 4/8/6...
Like of course stats don't tell everything, and i don't know how good they are with skarner, but fuck. How can you complain to someone else about stats, when yours are so awful. 
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I fully blame lolking for around ~20 games I lost in the last month or so.
Cool kids on the block, looking up each others stats, "GOD DAMMIT DODGE THIS FUCKNOOB, HE LOST THE LAST 3 GAMES" (I check the account out of masochistic curiosity, he lost 3 ARAMs, has pretty good stats for toplane, the role he called for)
etcetcetc
It's like people try to look up their team and then just DONT READ THEIR STATS.
And every time somebody is that stupid, people just start flaming each other, and it's like keeping a group of angry kindergarteners in check (for the record, I once worked in a kindergarten for a month. Kindergarteners are actually never all angry at once, and never have bad intentions, so handling kindergartners is actually easier, you just get a migraine after some weeks because they are so loud all the time)
And then of course everybody does whatever the fuck they want, jungler farms and doesn't gank lanes whose inhabitants he doesn't like, support Sorakas decide to 'roam', whatever is a bad idea, they'll do it.
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