EPTHOW DOES SOMEONE FUCK UP PLAYING MORGANA WHAT THE FUCK
I JUST WANT TO HIT GODDAMN 1400 AGAIN, ONE GAME AWAY AND I GET THE BIGEST SHITBAG FUCKING TEAMS IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE GOD FUCKING FUCK DAMNIT NOW I'M GODDAMN 1330s AGAIN
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ninjakingcola
United States405 Posts
HOW DOES SOMEONE FUCK UP PLAYING MORGANA WHAT THE FUCK I JUST WANT TO HIT GODDAMN 1400 AGAIN, ONE GAME AWAY AND I GET THE BIGEST SHITBAG FUCKING TEAMS IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE GOD FUCKING FUCK DAMNIT NOW I'M GODDAMN 1330s AGAIN | ||
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Feartheguru
Canada1334 Posts
On August 29 2012 06:25 I_Love_Bacon wrote: Then you fucking say so for before picks. I have no major concern about people who want to try stupid strategies with or without friends. However, if you're going to do it, say so before anybody on the team picks. The amumu game for instance, I'd have no issue with the retarded veigar if the Jayce had agreed to go double top or if the rest of the team knew before they selected their champs. Then they could have picked either double bot, and no jungler or taken another character to mid and somebody who can 1v2 bot decently enough. Instead, we had taric, amumu, and ezreal as our remaining 3 champions because of this douchenozzle. Unorthodox is fine; fucking over your teamates isn't. When I was 1k elo I had 2 games where everything single person went ad carry because everyone decided they would rather join the troll then be forced to dodge by him. In both every1 roamed together and got towers and won, so meta really means absolutely nothing at low elo. My internet cost me so much elo QQ. | ||
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h3r1n6
Iceland2039 Posts
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Amui
Canada10567 Posts
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ihasaKAROT
Netherlands4730 Posts
Theres this QQ girl in my usual group of players, allways after 5 minutes starts with the 'we gonna lose better surrender stupid game'. Point is that its allways her feeding that makes her say that, other lanes can be up 3 kills each and she still doenst get the big picture. So ditched her and only play with her sister now, duobot ftw | ||
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Gaslo
Finland951 Posts
Edit: Oh, it was because "i need RoA so i can survive Jax Burst" | ||
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snow2.0
Germany2073 Posts
4 man premade surrenders b/c the game's 18-20 and they dont want to play. ok. | ||
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Soloside
United States1238 Posts
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
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Curu
Canada2817 Posts
Last pick on our team says "I don't play support. I'm going top." Proceeds to brag about how he hardcountered the enemy Riven with his Teemo pick. Fast forward 20 minutes, Teemo is literally 0-8 with 26 (I kid you not, 26) cs and Riven is 10-2 with 160 cs. I wish I was exaggerating. It was just like watching the absolute worst nightmare of solo queue personified. Right before that I had an Ashe Sona lose by 100 cs and 7 kills to Vayne Soraka...Ashe spends the game bitching that she "can't do anything to the Vayne with 6 minute BF Sword" well no shit that's your own fault. I mean...it's a Vayne Soraka. I don't even get how you die to that. So I was already pretty annoyed, then I get the Teemo. EDIT: I just checked the Ashe's LoLKing profile...she was an unranked player (under 1200 ELO) going against a 1500 Vayne player. Apparently duo queueing with a 1600 player on our team, while their entire team was 1450-1500. I wish Riot would enforce an ELO range for duo queueing...the difference between a 1600 and 1500 and a 1500 and <1200 is astronomically huge. It's basically impossible to balance out anything 1300+ and a sub 1200 queueing together and makes for incredibly stupid games. | ||
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Amethyst21
Canada7032 Posts
First game of the day. Get last pick and amazingly get mid (didn't even call it). Sweet. Get Ahri against Zyra, hmm okay. I lost the lane going 0/2, dying twice from Malphite ganks, once when I was going to kill Zyra but Malphite showed up at the perfect time with his ult, oh well. I was like 30cs behind Zyra by the time laning phase ended. Amazing? Hardly. Did I win lane? No. Meanwhile Riven went 1/4 in top lane and bot lane was behind in kills and cs despite claiming 'blitz and varus' isnt a good lane. Okay well Twitch and taric fed them. So we engage in teamfights and we generally lose because...none of our lanes are ahead. Taric gets blitz grabbed and I engage thinking that its better to actually fight instead of letting someone die for free, may not have been the best decision as they get a 3/2. Taric is pissed though saying we shouldnt have engaged. I pointed out he got caught. He says he escaped, which he did only because we had a teamfight while he ran (thanks bro) They get baron and push down towers. Our Lee and Twitch get caught stupidly, lee escapes because hes lee and they push at our inhibitor towers. Blitz misses his hook so we are free to defend tower, I'm Ahri with 18 escapes, flash is up. However i get Zyra snared and killed (eff that invisible snare btw). Taric is now enraged by this, telling me we shouldnt have defended tower (if were not going to engaged at inhib turret im not sure where we are fighting but okay...). I admit my mistake in getting snared, and point out for the 'Worst Ahri NA' I have the most farm on the team which at this point features a 2/4 Lee, a 4/9 Twitch and a 1/6 Riven. Oh and he's 4/3 because he's securing kills (some are understandable but some are just being dumb). Clearly the 2/4 Ahri has thrown this game. So game ends because we were behind 20k gold. Taric is still pissed off at me for no reason. In post game lobby I say that I didn't play great, but I definately wasn't worst ahri na. I point out that i had 193 farm, most on our team and 3rd most in the game. I never said look at my awesome farm. I said I farmed okay. Taric says he would have had atleast 290 farm.... I mean if you are that gosu then play mid yourself, and dont complain about it. I'm not bragging I'm not being a jerk, I'm playing the best I can. And now after one game, I'm tilted and don't want to play anymore. Thanks LOL community! | ||
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Hakanfrog
Sweden690 Posts
Jax says all game he is going to farm safely, well that´s fuckign amazing since he feeds irelia and has 46 CS at 20 minutes, he remains useless all game. Kennen is fucking terrible, but he admits it and says "I told you I suck at kennen AP" well sherlock, kog and nunu said they were premade so why would you expect to be allowed to play something as awful as AD kennen? Their whole team gets fed and despite kog having amazing positioning we lose because we had 0 map controll and our solo laners were fucking awful. Game ends with me having 13K gold compared to kennens 9k and Jax´s 10k, pathetic. | ||
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Antyee
Hungary1011 Posts
OMG they are too tanky, gg noobs He had sorc boots and a Warmog... | ||
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LilCiggy
64 Posts
Edit: Oh yes, and I end up acing the team, with 3 of the kills, then ping Baron. Only Vlad and I left alive but I know we can take him, Fizz says "noooooo we cant we cant" so vlad backs off. I proceed to solo Baron myself, team spawns, rush into mid teamfight...2 at a time, followed by another 2, all the while im pinging to back up and group together. We all end up getting aced. ![[image loading]](http://s12.postimage.org/xn0d6ttzh/darn.png) | ||
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419
Russian Federation3631 Posts
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Simberto
Germany11628 Posts
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Hakanfrog
Sweden690 Posts
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NucNac
Germany64 Posts
I think everyone who believes in world peace or is a tad bit too hippie should play a round of LoL. You want peace in the world? Guess what, not even 5 people manage to work together, even if they came with the same goals in mind. For me, every game of LoL is like a little social experiment. I think sciences shouldn't miss this, we could learn alot of things. | ||
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Simberto
Germany11628 Posts
On September 01 2012 10:42 NucNac wrote: This game really teaches you to just deal with it. Why do you have to wait for 30mins if you leave a champion select? If you have a duo queue in your team and they are obviously troll picking bot lane and being stupid, why does LoL just give you those choices: play 30mins (or 60) with idiots and lose or don't play for 30mins at all. You really get punished for the stupidity of others, all the time. I think everyone who believes in world peace or is a tad bit too hippie should play a round of LoL. You want peace in the world? Guess what, not even 5 people manage to work together, even if they came with the same goals in mind. For me, every game of LoL is like a little social experiment. I think sciences shouldn't miss this, we could learn alot of things. Because there is no possible system to stop people from being egocentric assholes on the internet. If you stay, you play a game with retards, if you leave, you wait 30 minutes and do something else. If there was no punishment for leaving, you would never get a game going unless you queue with 4 people who give the last one whatever he wants. Otherwise "Oh, not mid, dodge. Not mid again, dodge. Guess what, someone else wants mid. Dodge. Don't like what the jungler picked, dodge. That guy seems stupid, dodge. Not mid again, dodge. Not mid again, dodge. Didn't like what support picked, dodge. Oh, enemy got morgana, dodge. Not mid again, dodge." At least this way you can call their bluff when they try to make you dodge by trollpicking. Of course everyone would prefer a game with less idiots, but sadly, we are on the internet, and for a lot of people that means leaving common sense and courtesy at the entrance. | ||
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Amui
Canada10567 Posts
Afk's, trollpicks galore. Had such glorious things as double top, double mid, 5 minute afk AD, etc. Free elo donated to other teams. | ||
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