Sigh,

Just played a game on stream with PhantomL0rd and his duo-q. His student fed my top lane as jungle skarner and I got shit on as a result. First game in front of a pro-player and I have my worst game as Rumble (my favorite/best) top laner ever.

Feels bad man, but I will redeem myself.

Shiragaku

Hong Kong4308 Posts

September 02 2012 16:25 GMT

#5102

I hate it when people defend constant DCers saying "It is not their fault, it is their internet." If their internet sucks, they should uninstall the game. I could care less if they are feeding, but there is nothing more painful than seeing a third party fucking up your game.

Dalguno

United States2446 Posts

September 02 2012 20:09 GMT

#5103

Start of a game jungle Mundo. Anivia takes to of my starting wraiths. Ok, no big deal, whatever. Gonna have a little less xp. Next she leashes red, thanks! I tell her to go to lane, I've got it from here. She steals another wraith. Omfug. Whatever though. She stays there, despite my pings. I mistime my smite, and she steals red with her basic attack. WTF.

Requizen

United States33802 Posts

September 02 2012 22:47 GMT

#5104

"I have the best score you all suck"

YOU HAVE THE "BEST SCORE" BECAUSE YOU PLAY KASS IN MID AND NEVER LEAVE OR CALL MIA WHILE KENNEN ROAMS, THEN NEVER GET INVOLVED IN TEAMFIGHTS EVER AND ARE USELESS. GOOD JOB HAVING NO DEATHS BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO SHIT ANYWAY.

imperfect

Canada1652 Posts

September 03 2012 01:30 GMT

#5105

ah... 2-17 bot..

seriously?

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

September 03 2012 02:39 GMT

#5106

Just lost a game after our invade where we got spotted netted us 2 kills and a blue buff. Fiddle had no blue. I didn't contest the next one though.

Fiddle was very new, I think he started wriggles for the clearing speed. I thought it was interesting but that the AD and lifesteal were wasted.

Vayne kept needing help bot and I kept ganking but even when we got the kills it was never without losses. Then during teamfights she died too fast. The only reason she even got kills was because I'd leave them for her

Xin wanted ganks top but that wasn't happening against yorick. I should have noticed viktor put a ward mid to see when I went into their jungle :/ oh well. Xin ended up stacking two bloodthirsters. I can understand building two lifesteal items to sustain against yorick, but when you're a melee you need some tankiness. Team got caught out over and over. And then 10-10 xin blames me the jungle udyr :/

To their credit their lux was a lot better than I thought she'd be and their yorick was really strong. Ashe's positioning made teamfights really hard.

Requizen

United States33802 Posts

September 03 2012 04:44 GMT

#5107

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FUCKING HARD PEOPLE CAN THROW

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

TheShadowPlayer1

31 Posts

September 03 2012 04:47 GMT

#5108

5 AFK's In a row, time to wait for S3 for a elo reset and only duo que with reliable IRL friends

Requizen

United States33802 Posts

September 03 2012 05:54 GMT

#5109

Asshat A: YOU ALL SUCK
Us: ...
Asshat A: OMG WHY ARE NONE OF YOU LISTENING TO MY COMMANDS?

Why the fuck do you think?

Fucking typical, finally get to a decent ranking, get these types of morons in every game to tank it right back down. oaiudhbpiofuas

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

September 03 2012 06:53 GMT

#5110

Tris/Nunu against Vayne/Lux... almost completely even, I have an IE, and two dorans, she has a BT and two dorans. Then Nunu feeds like 5 consecutive kills in situations where there was 0 chance of getting a kill because apparently he doesn't understand how Vayne works.

Then the enemy team dives me 4v1. Fun times (I did kill Vanye when they dived me 4v1 though... overaggressive jerk).

Deleted User 101379

4849 Posts

September 03 2012 07:32 GMT

#5111

Last night i wanted to play a short coop game before going to bed so i logged into my level 11 smurf to practice lasthitting a little (seriously, it's sooo hard to lasthit without proper runes). I picked my Ashe and went bot with a Leona. Sion and Graves top, Teemo mid. Sion dies to tower but i think "Maybe he's just joking around". After 2 minutes Leona says "Ashe, can you solo lane? top needs help". I say ok and play 1v2 against Alistar&Sivir bot.

Top dies once. Top dies again. Top dies a third time.

How the hell can you die against bots in a 3v2 lane?? All it takes is some auto-attacking and you win the lane. Playing against bots is like playing protoss, just a-move and win...

I carried the game to victory going 22/2/11 against those fed bots but those teammates seriously made me doubt human intelligence. The Artificial Intelligence beat them easily in lane eventhough the bots were outnumbered...

Kenpachi

United States9908 Posts

September 03 2012 07:50 GMT

#5112

laaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Promises

Netherlands1821 Posts

September 03 2012 08:42 GMT

#5113

Why do people who claim in champ select to "be on their smurf account" never ever ever cary a game?

Djeez

543 Posts

September 03 2012 08:45 GMT

#5114

On September 03 2012 16:32 Morfildur wrote:
Last night i wanted to play a short coop game before going to bed so i logged into my level 11 smurf to practice lasthitting a little (seriously, it's sooo hard to lasthit without proper runes). I picked my Ashe and went bot with a Leona. Sion and Graves top, Teemo mid. Sion dies to tower but i think "Maybe he's just joking around". After 2 minutes Leona says "Ashe, can you solo lane? top needs help". I say ok and play 1v2 against Alistar&Sivir bot.

Top dies once. Top dies again. Top dies a third time.

How the hell can you die against bots in a 3v2 lane?? All it takes is some auto-attacking and you win the lane. Playing against bots is like playing protoss, just a-move and win...

I carried the game to victory going 22/2/11 against those fed bots but those teammates seriously made me doubt human intelligence. The Artificial Intelligence beat them easily in lane eventhough the bots were outnumbered...

Aaah the classic ''the bots are fed gg''.

Bots get items on a set timer. Not the in-game timer, but rather the time they spend on the field. So the only way you can possibly ''feed'' bots is by not killing them all game, thus not delaying their on-the-field timer.

kainzero

United States5211 Posts

September 03 2012 08:53 GMT

#5115

had a game where jax threw at the end when we were up by a lot, he got caught out and died.

but wait, that's not the problem.

no, the problem was this xin zhao who wouldn't stfu about other people's elo.
i died twice in the beginning, "fuck this ashe i can't believe she's not 800 elo"
jax dies once, "this is why you're last pick, this is why you're so low in elo"
they're at baron and they took it and they're low on health, but i hit an arrow that conncected just after baron's geyser attack, taking two guys to 10% health and we try going at them but it's 4v5. where's xin? oh he's off afk farming

"you idiots with low elo know they have baron and you still wanna fight"

our lulu wants to really win "i really want to win this guys, let's not throw"
xin "i can get elo all night. but i dunno about jax."

fucking elo

Requizen

United States33802 Posts

September 03 2012 17:00 GMT

#5116

If I can be racist for a second.

Fuck Chinese players. Get of the NA server, learn to play, and stop throwing my fucking games.

User was warned for this post

little fancy

Germany2504 Posts

September 03 2012 17:27 GMT

#5117

Just want my 1st win of the day, quick round of normal draft.

Today is the day of instalocking ad wannabe carries that can't farm, haven't heard of positioning and do the crybaby.

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

September 03 2012 20:45 GMT

#5118

Somewhere out there, there's a Hecarim who thinks 1v1ing Diana, instead of fighting 5v5 with his team is a good idea, when the Diana is quite fed, but the advantage is to Hecarim's team. And Hecarim is argaubly one of the best 5v5 team fighters. We had Aegis, WoTA on the support (me), oracles, and baron. The enemy support just had Shurelias, given how big of advantage we had that should have been inconsequential. Just stick together and we win, can't even do that.

zulu_nation8

China26351 Posts

September 03 2012 21:42 GMT

#5119

i hate people who whine about teammates then do nothing to help the team, stop focusing on other people and look at yourself.

plasmidghost

Belgium16168 Posts

September 03 2012 23:52 GMT

#5120

AP Ezreal, jungling Taric, AD LeBlanc.
Thry were all premade, and were trolling, even though they said they weren't. Kept telling me as Leona to initiare teamfights, then ran away once I died, then blamed the loss on me.
If any one of those three is reading this, go fuck yourselves.