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Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
September 04 2012 00:39 GMT
#5121
K/D, K/D, K/D

All the people complaining about how their K/D is higher than mine.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
September 04 2012 00:53 GMT
#5122
On September 04 2012 09:39 Praetorial wrote:
K/D, K/D, K/D

All the people complaining about how their K/D is higher than mine.

^Makes you just want to play Darius, Voli, Garen, Riven, or Lee Sin and focus on ksing to shut them up.

Ughh hate whiners of any kind.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
September 04 2012 00:58 GMT
#5123
The worst part is that they're always the most useless members.

Good job, you got 2 kills in lane and then only died once. Way to never be involved in a fight and make it a 4v5.
It's your boy Guzma!
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
September 04 2012 01:05 GMT
#5124
On September 03 2012 17:42 Promises wrote:
Why do people who claim in champ select to "be on their smurf account" never ever ever cary a game?

the main benefit of getting 2.5k is being able to say that im 2.5k on my smurfs....
Hey! Listen!
Amui
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada10567 Posts
September 04 2012 01:49 GMT
#5125
Wow............fucking 0 for 4 now.

Get top lane vs wukong, do fine until I get dived and killed with their nunu jungle at 100hp, and 300hp. Jungle shyv decides to come in for an easy double kill, and WITH ultimate, somehow manages to not only get kited against a no ulti nunu/wukong with 400hp combined, but feeds wukong another kill without picking one up. Goodbye top lane. Blows exhaust on a goddamn wukong clone instead of just using it to nuke down a nunu without summoners.
Porouscloud - NA LoL
CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
September 04 2012 02:19 GMT
#5126
delayed qq but

lets see.......
g1: im 1v2 top, and im raping. im 2-0-2, with help of skarner babysit <3. so im going to get a 12 min IE after another kill and free farm basically. check bot lane. HOLY FUCK EZ HAS TRIFORCE. fucking 9-0 ez. really, when im the 1v2 lane and he has the easy one? our graves 0-4, taric 0-5 "at least we arent giving munies anymore" fantastic.

ok thank goodness their team stupid. so fast forward im now 9-1, ezreal has snowballed to a disgusting 15 kills by 20 minutes. Its now a carrying competition. taric is, 0-11. OK I GUESS YOU REALLY DONT GIVE MONEY.

fast forward some more, im 15/6 becuase apparently kayle invuln doesnt stop you from being stun by morg ult. fucking retard graves/taric go to barron, bait team, get barron low, we see enemy morg coming in so we like shit we dont want to 5v5 we've been tanking barron, and so we ping back. graves + taric stay to bitter end, die, give free barron cause now its still low, they push 3v5 and we lose.

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Lmui
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada6223 Posts
September 04 2012 06:36 GMT
#5127
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bottom lane dies to an invade at our blue, not a huge deal. Bottom lane respawns, runs to our blue and gets double-killed AGAIN since they had 0 vision in blue bush and our jungler/mid/top were at their blue. Enemy mid on katarina starts game with revolver, boots +3.

That and the fact that we had alistar jungle doing literally 0 ganks didn't help at all.
Goozen
Profile Joined February 2012
Israel701 Posts
September 04 2012 08:57 GMT
#5128
Get a game with a strong support and diana mid and its looking decent after avoiding a invade.
fast forward 5 min and our pure AD jayce top (i know what im doing with 3 games in ranked) died 3 times to garen already and trist bot has half the CS of MF......
Gaslo
Profile Joined February 2011
Finland951 Posts
September 04 2012 11:43 GMT
#5129
Just took my first leave from a game ever, and i kinda feel dirty now.
qtiehunter
Profile Joined August 2012
1088 Posts
September 04 2012 11:55 GMT
#5130
On September 04 2012 20:43 Gaslo wrote:
Just took my first leave from a game ever, and i kinda feel dirty now.


You will feel worse when you recieve the menacing blackmail-like e-mail notifying you that you've violated the summoner's code and that you've comitted an infraction that may result on a suspension of your account and commending you to refrain from comitting similar offenses in the future.
RIP KT.Violet
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
September 04 2012 15:04 GMT
#5131
On September 04 2012 20:55 qtiehunter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 04 2012 20:43 Gaslo wrote:
Just took my first leave from a game ever, and i kinda feel dirty now.


You will feel worse when you recieve the menacing blackmail-like e-mail notifying you that you've violated the summoner's code and that you've comitted an infraction that may result on a suspension of your account and commending you to refrain from comitting similar offenses in the future.

This is how they start. Then 250 letters later of the same thing I feel like the people I report just no longer care. Their souls filled with only rage.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
September 05 2012 00:18 GMT
#5132
completely stomp lane 6 games in a row. 6 losses. very sad day.
GANDHISAUCE
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-05 00:33:16
September 05 2012 00:32 GMT
#5133
Played a game where every on the team was the armchair expert who spat out like a billion different things and omg you're so bads. Laning against a Karthus with a Skarner jungle supporting him. Karthus is running teleport, so despite acrueing an early advantage, we start falling behind. I go to side lanes when Graves is low on hp, because hey, I can silence him and e him and then ult him and an easy kill. They also get mad that I don't want to push mid lane when a Skarner from no where can just wreck me.

I get like 3-4 kills this way and save our bottom tower as many times, but my team just remembers the first few early failures (one of which was Nautilus leaving me out to dry) and gets ragey. I kill Karthus all by his lonesome self as my team is 4v4ing (I zoned him out, and then caught him), and they're still all pissed. Clean up 1-2 kills, they're still mad.

Then I start just wrecking the enemy team so we have an advantage again. Their response is to let Skarner use Shurelya's right onto me to ult me, when we have Nautlius, a Taric, a Jax, and a Tris... it isn't like I was out of position or anything, I was right in the middle of my team while Skarner was super overextended, and I figured "hey, someone is going to stun him or knock him back so I don't have to waste my ult on him without landing a full combo, so we can easily win the next team fight." Nope... he does this another 2-3 times. I get QSS, but the game is effectively over at that point (we won).

Also Nautilus refused to come to baron when we had an easy 20-30 seconds of time to kill it, we just needed someone to tank it so we all didn't die. He says Tris, Malzahar, and Jax isn't enough damage (we all had like 4 items completed). Also insists he's absolutely right about every other issue when his judgement is passable at best.

So frustrating to play with...
CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
September 05 2012 00:32 GMT
#5134
dananananananana 3v5
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
little fancy
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany2504 Posts
September 05 2012 14:23 GMT
#5135
Someone please invent a new meta where you have 3 solo lanes so me as a dedicated AD player doesn't have to play with the 99,9% majority of LoL players who

1) never play and thus have no clue how to support

or

2) nor want to support

or

3) both.


It's just so frustrating that I sometimes wish I was one of these "solo top / mid only or feed" faggots. I have the long known impression that LoL is only really enjoyable in a premade, but this counts thrice for bot lane. Even if it's 'only' 1) or 2), I don't know what's worse...

My Janna (that champ is so hard to play correctly and yet every bloody beginner picks her because 'Soraka too weak only heal stupid unicorn'; Janna #1 noob magnet) "support" missing shields / disengange 24/7, stacking 5x gp/5 without buying neither a single ward nor finishing a single aura / support item the whole game

or the typical scumbag Evelynn "support" that feeds on purpose because 'you (the AD player) suck so hard' because how are you supposed to win a 1v2 bot lane while your support invisibly afks in the brush?
Gaslo
Profile Joined February 2011
Finland951 Posts
September 05 2012 14:36 GMT
#5136
Argh. Jungle Malphite, i played the start badly, and lost my blue to skarner (he invaded my blue, thought my top would cut him off, but he never showed up) so i take full blame for being pretty slow and useless in the start. But then, i have maybe 30% hp and no mana after wraiths, going back to buy boots. Skarner ganked bot 15 seconds ago, and we saw him moving to mid through a ward. Our Taric V pings our Orianna to move back. he pings it again, i V ping it, i ping it like 10 times. Orianna is at maybe 150hp. Skarner comes, kills orianna easily. Guess whos fault it is? Malphites of course. "IF U SEE SKARNER, YOU HAVE TO COME HELP" Help, with what? Shouting emotes in the hope they start to chase me?

Orianna logically died multiple times in the coming minutes, always finding someone else to blame. Fuck i hate people like that.

Thermia
Profile Joined August 2010
United States866 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-05 23:04:36
September 05 2012 23:02 GMT
#5137
It really really sucks when you queue up some normals with a bunch of 14-1500 friends and run into this...

+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]

if you cant see the names, its a premade with wingsofdeathx (in a mirror riven matchup nonetheless), hoodstomp, remstars, and maggstar along with a random 1900 ;_;
Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from trolling. IGN: Mierin
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-06 02:51:20
September 06 2012 01:51 GMT
#5138
IF YOU'RE BOTTOM PICK, YOU DON'T GET TO FUCKING DICTATE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE PLAYS

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF WE GOT SHEN, IF SOMEONE ABOVE YOU PICKS A TOP, DEAL WITH IT

Edit more:

No, we didn't lose because "Nunu is useless", we lost because you lost both towers to Malz (as Kass!) before we took any towers of our own. And then Amumu fights 1v5 and ults Baron.
It's your boy Guzma!
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
September 06 2012 04:56 GMT
#5139
I just wanted to win a game tonight. Just one.

4 losses later, only one of which was my fault in any way shape or form. The rest... YOLO QUEUE.
It's your boy Guzma!
little fancy
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany2504 Posts
September 06 2012 20:50 GMT
#5140
Close game, we're only a little bit behind but that's due to unfavourable matchups in the early game. Suddenly 2/4 malphite is "surrender or afk" out of nowhere - WTF?!

Could have easily won, had a pretty good lategame comp. Nope, little bastard shitty whiny crybaby decides to stay at fountain and spam surrender votes. He defends his decision to go afk with "im 1600 you 1400 fuck noob so l2p".

Get attitude and grow some balls, little kid. Only creepy misanthropists act like that.
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