I have probably said this before. But I fucking hate when I'm top, going 2-0 and my carries both lose horribly so now instead of getting the items I want like damage items I need to get negatron/chain vest and try to get randuins and fon at the same time so i don't die to the enemy carries in 2 seconds.

WaveofShadow

Canada31495 Posts

June 15 2012 19:59 GMT

#4103

And there goes loss number 5 in a row. From 1400-1300. I realize now what the common denominator has been in EVERY game I lost: Alistar. 4/5 of those games had an Alistar on the enemy team, and the one that didn't the Alistar was on our team, but out Cho went 0/9 so it didn't matter.

So....yeah, apparently people can't do shit about Alistar at low elo.

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

June 16 2012 02:27 GMT

#4104

So apparently my friend thinks its perfectly fine to fuck around and do stupid shit when I duo trying to regain elo, but he Tryhards his ass off in a for-fun 1v1.

What a douche

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

June 16 2012 03:57 GMT

#4105

Doesn't sound like a true friend to me

gtrsrs

United States9109 Posts

June 16 2012 08:55 GMT

#4106

matchmaking: definitely working as intended
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alternate caption - literal definition of win lane lose game
alternate caption - oh my god how did i get on the bot team
alternate caption - nice mana pot, ryze
alternate caption - 2:30am, korean prime time
inappropriate and irrelevant caption - nice w/l there, gtrsrs
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Cloud

Sexico5880 Posts

June 16 2012 18:05 GMT

#4107

Type in "yes we can". Turns out i had pressed alt before and the "c" closes the client so I dodge and lose elo. F Windows.

Kyhron

United States945 Posts

June 16 2012 20:47 GMT

#4108

I hate how my one friend ignores me when i tell to not pick leona for support cuz hes an absolute trashcan at leona support but picks it anyways, never wards and constantly peaces out leaving me to die or when he just goes in without saying anything then bitches about me not following when i had no idea he was going to dive. Holy fuck how can someone play everyother support perfectly fine but turns into a fucking piece of shit when they play leona

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

June 16 2012 22:46 GMT

#4109

Apparently I'm a bad Ranged AD when my Leona, level 1, pressed Q(shield of daybreak her 1 second stun) and walks up to Ashe + Soraka in middle of creep wave, dies and wastes 2 summoner spells in the process, giving first blood AND 2 level advantage almost instantly. lol.

Keniji

Netherlands2569 Posts

June 17 2012 00:03 GMT

#4110

better fed fizz so he has 1000 ap after 30 min.

Simberto

Germany11971 Posts

June 17 2012 00:08 GMT

#4111

Arrgghhh. Very close 50 minute game. Jax calling "It's lost" from minute 20. We win every single teamfight that is 5v5 on even ground. Jax gets caught not once, not twice, but FIVE times because he fights someone alone somewhere on the map, and their whole team appears and rolls over him. Jax starts retarded towerdives that we lose. Jax gets caught again. We win a teamfight "I am carrying so hard" by jax. Jax throws next two teamfights. "Its lost". We finally lose after a long period of time where it is extremely even, with inhibs down on both sides after jax towerdives double turrets after a won teamfight "Told you it was lost"

Gahlo

United States35174 Posts

June 17 2012 00:38 GMT

#4112

Getting myself out of super low elos. Pull myself from 800 to 1200. Most of the time in 1100 I rarely had any ragers. Finally get too 1200 and immediately go into a massive shit streak. Every team I get now has at least 2 ragers. Shit is unmanageable.

Back to 10XX I go.

Simberto

Germany11971 Posts

June 17 2012 00:56 GMT

#4113

Why do i have to post in this thread after every single game since i started going ranked again? I just want to get notn-stupid teammates.

Get invaded at 1. Get blue stolen. Go for their blue. Fight there with my top + mid vs their top + mid + mumu jungle. Kill one, rest of them run. Start blue. I am naut, so i can't really kill it alone. Panth and brand both decide not to help me at all and instead run after ahri for ages. Mumu appears again, so i have to abort and run. Still level 1 naut, can't even kill buffs without a leash. Be useless for the rest of the game trying to catch up "if you don't know how to jungle, don't do it."

Edit: And the next game ryze is afk for the first 10 minutes "a giant wasp was flying around my head, sorry" I am pretty sure that i can kill a wasp in under 10 minutes.

Edit2: And a trist who builds wriggles first vs corki. And never, ever uses jump offensively during laning, and never, ever commits to a fight, and then blames me as a support for dying when he jumps away from fights all the time, and leaves me there to die.

Edit3: And a Draven who decides to go top vs fiora (i counter her), and let the nasus be bot with janna support vs ashe + alistar. Also he fed that fiora.

Aaaand two people who obviously just trollpick to get people to leave the queue. First on the enemy team, dodge, then on my team, another dodge. I did not risk queueing again. They did not even go "top or feed" or anything, just straight up "we go twitch eve, have fun losing elo". Wtf is wrong with people.

Sermokala

United States14203 Posts

June 17 2012 01:04 GMT

#4114

blitz who never lands a hook gets caught out of position so kennen decides that this is the moment to dive in 1v5 when the whole rest of the team isn't anywhere near and just gets killed instantly and then complains that he gets no help.

icemanzdoinwork

447 Posts

June 17 2012 10:35 GMT

#4115

I swear the only time I win in ranked is when I troll or pick "shit" champs. 3 wins 2 jungle Yi and 1 kat mid (1st pick). 6 losses 2 Ken/1 vlad/1 Tf/1 naut. Every game I do well and most of the lanes I dominate like 3-0 Ken vs Darius double his cs, but that doesn't matter. Their trist is 6/0 at 10 minutes and the rest of my team is 1-15 at 10 mins. What really pisses me off is when people refuse too surrender. 14-1 Darius and we are down 6 towers 2 dragons 1 baron and the score is 9-34. "We can still win". Yea if their whole team dcs we can win.

Hakanfrog

Sweden690 Posts

June 17 2012 21:10 GMT

#4116

Fuck this game. I can´t fucking carry games. It´s fucking impossible. If I wasn´t able to carry with these stats when can I ever carry? So fucking pathetic. Instalock first pick LB, feeds fizz and then still buys meijas. Trash bot lane feeding all game. Only decent player was Lee Sin.

Uggh how can people be so bad? This game isn´t even that hard. I mena I get people sucking at starcraft, but this game is kinda simple really. Like I dont consider myself good at this game, but really I just don´t understand how it´s possible to be so terrible.

Abenson

Canada4122 Posts

June 17 2012 22:20 GMT

#4117

On June 18 2012 06:10 Hakanfrog wrote:
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so much BM lol

Hakanfrog

Sweden690 Posts

June 17 2012 22:49 GMT

#4118

On June 18 2012 07:20 Abenson wrote:

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so much BM lol

Wukong said "Easy noobs" when the game ended, along with "noob irelia" from Varus and Leblanc. I was pretty mad.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

June 17 2012 23:32 GMT

#4119

Hi 1300 Elo dumbass Xin. So I heard that you're doing good with your MBR first build, and that you don't need to build tanky when everytime you come to gank for me Morde just gets free healing on you because you don't have any MR at all?
Also, when we can burst down someone instantly, certainly focusing Malphite with 100+ resists is he better idea than just bursting down an unsuspecting Morde when I have ignite.

Fucking. Annoying. Moron.
Also Morde lived thrice with less than 50hp under tower (thanks free healing no MR Xin) and the same thing happened with their Kog once during a gank. So fucking infuriating, and no, it's not skill, it's just fucking dumb luck on your part.