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Shifft
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1085 Posts
March 08 2012 21:28 GMT
#3001
On March 09 2012 06:23 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 09 2012 03:54 jlim wrote:
On March 09 2012 03:32 Chill wrote:
I wanted to learn a new mid so I played Ryze. I fed Ahri 3-0 before 20 minutes and she crushed our team. Sorry to my team


go play bots next time

Terrible advice.


A 1v5 bot game isn't a TERRIBLE way to learn a new champion...I usually do one when I buy a new champ just to get used to their abilities and stuff.
=O
petered
Profile Joined February 2010
United States1817 Posts
March 08 2012 23:07 GMT
#3002
On March 09 2012 06:28 Shifft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 09 2012 06:23 Chill wrote:
On March 09 2012 03:54 jlim wrote:
On March 09 2012 03:32 Chill wrote:
I wanted to learn a new mid so I played Ryze. I fed Ahri 3-0 before 20 minutes and she crushed our team. Sorry to my team


go play bots next time

Terrible advice.


A 1v5 bot game isn't a TERRIBLE way to learn a new champion...I usually do one when I buy a new champ just to get used to their abilities and stuff.


It is terrible because it will cause you to overestimate the bounds of what you can do with your champion, and you will never be punished for terrible play. It can make your play worse.
Besides, anyone who has played enough LoL to be past level 10 or so probably can do pretty decently with a new champ in normals for the most part.

Chill is a somewhat terrible QQer (taking responsibility for your bad play? not here), but I will let it slide since he is e-famous.
This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time.
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-09 00:43:35
March 09 2012 00:43 GMT
#3003
Something I have never understood... it's like 50 minutes into the game, you win a team fight decisively, 3 to 0, the other two sent scattered with low hp. 90% of the time everyone will run after these last two (and some of your people are usually low, so they run the risk of dying) instead of ignoring them and just knocking down 2-4 turrets. Why do people do this? I lose quite a few games to people not just grouping up and knocking down every last turret while there's the chance.
Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
March 09 2012 00:56 GMT
#3004
Game of 40~min. I have 290cs with Orianna and the second of my team has 70. LOL SERIOUSLY
We almost won that game except that we took a fight at baron and a fed Orianna isn't that good in open space.
How do you want me to carry if my teamates can't cs ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lxwFEB6FI “‘Drain the swamp’? Stupid saying, means nothing, but you guys loved it so I kept saying it.”
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
March 09 2012 02:05 GMT
#3005
On March 09 2012 09:56 Erasme wrote:
Game of 40~min. I have 290cs with Orianna and the second of my team has 70. LOL SERIOUSLY
We almost won that game except that we took a fight at baron and a fed Orianna isn't that good in open space.
How do you want me to carry if my teamates can't cs ?


I don't think the area near the baron pit should be considered open space :O
GARO
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2255 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-09 02:56:51
March 09 2012 02:48 GMT
#3006
Taric throws a tantrum + purposely sits in fountain for a good portion of the game because he and Ahri get 4v2ed in a gank that goes terribly wrong, and Ahri does the logical thing and ults away while he dies. The enemy team then starts to barely beat us in freaking 5v4 fights because of the whole ww + skarner ulting our eventual 500 cs graves, until the moron abruptly comes back and makes it somewhat even again.
We take baron then try to poke a inhibitor turret down but realize that our nexus turrets are already being bashed in by mega creeps, so we decide to back off...except for idiot Urgot who sits there and continues to farm in front of their base until they jump him.While the enemy tries to counterpush us back in a manageable situation, HE pretends he's afk and sits in fountain until we lose.

When we asked him why in the flying fuck would he throw the game, his shitty excuse is 'Taric already screwed our advantage and the game up, so whatever'.

Still can't get a win with Udyr even when I'm playing relatively well compared to the other jungle, jesus.
CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
March 09 2012 03:00 GMT
#3007
lol I first time ahri and go 2-2 in lane. bot lane kog maw feeds horribly and enemy graves becomes 7-1, rapes us at drag, carries game
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
March 09 2012 03:44 GMT
#3008
On March 09 2012 09:43 zer0das wrote:
Something I have never understood... it's like 50 minutes into the game, you win a team fight decisively, 3 to 0, the other two sent scattered with low hp. 90% of the time everyone will run after these last two (and some of your people are usually low, so they run the risk of dying) instead of ignoring them and just knocking down 2-4 turrets. Why do people do this? I lose quite a few games to people not just grouping up and knocking down every last turret while there's the chance.

That happens a lot. People like to kill, other than knock down objectives. Just get used to it lol.
Terran
Spaackle
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States153 Posts
March 09 2012 14:07 GMT
#3009
One thing that's really been bugging me lately is the people who, when they are caught out of position and basically insta-gibbed by three enemies, type in chat "lol 3v1 it took 3 of you to kill me." Now, who's fault is it that you were deep in enemy territory without anyone to back you up and probably ignoring the retreat pings of your allies as they try to tell you to leave because the entire enemy team is coming to gank you? By telling everyone it was a 3v1 fight and you lost, you're basically telling everyone that you're a noob who doesn't understand that being alone in the enemy jungle/lane without backup or vision means you're extremely vulnerable to ganks. If you lose in a 1v1, I can understand, but if you allow 3 people to gank you simultaneously, then you're only making yourself look worse by calling them newbies.
Friendship is Magic!
little fancy
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany2504 Posts
March 09 2012 14:41 GMT
#3010
On March 09 2012 23:07 Spaackle wrote:
One thing that's really been bugging me lately is the people who, when they are caught out of position and basically insta-gibbed by three enemies, type in chat "lol 3v1 it took 3 of you to kill me." Now, who's fault is it that you were deep in enemy territory without anyone to back you up and probably ignoring the retreat pings of your allies as they try to tell you to leave because the entire enemy team is coming to gank you? By telling everyone it was a 3v1 fight and you lost, you're basically telling everyone that you're a noob who doesn't understand that being alone in the enemy jungle/lane without backup or vision means you're extremely vulnerable to ganks. If you lose in a 1v1, I can understand, but if you allow 3 people to gank you simultaneously, then you're only making yourself look worse by calling them newbies.


Yep - they either don't get they did a mistake or simply refuse to admit it and blame their team instead. Sometimes they come up with just another sort of excuse:

The enemy sieges our inhibitor turret. First pick Viktor that didn't ban Rammus leaves tower range so Rammus comes rolling from aside -> Flash -> Taunt -> dead Viktor in 0.7345934 seconds.

Viktor in /all chat: "omg look my noob team rammus split from his team and they do nothing gg fucking retards". Like it was a planned tactical move to "bait" the taunt or something lol. Ok, nothing new so far, BUT here comes the real issue:

when the enemy tells him it was 100% his own mistake losing us the game he goes full nerd rage offering the whole pool of heavy insults telling stories about hitler and the jews, shit fucking retard mofos like us that make him lose every game and how he wishes us to slowly suffer from cancer till wie die.

He seriously spammed the /all chat the whole 40 seconds the enemy needed to ace us and kill the nexus with the most disgusting flow of insults I have ever experienced in over a year of playing LoL. Everyone else was just speechless and awkwardly embarrassed.


I don't want to imagine how he must have lost control in front of his PC...
cLutZ
Profile Joined November 2010
United States19574 Posts
March 09 2012 17:16 GMT
#3011
On March 09 2012 09:43 zer0das wrote:
Something I have never understood... it's like 50 minutes into the game, you win a team fight decisively, 3 to 0, the other two sent scattered with low hp. 90% of the time everyone will run after these last two (and some of your people are usually low, so they run the risk of dying) instead of ignoring them and just knocking down 2-4 turrets. Why do people do this? I lose quite a few games to people not just grouping up and knocking down every last turret while there's the chance.



Its a retarded endgame stats thing. Just lost a game playing Skarner, went 1/4/20, no deaths during laning. Get to the endscreen and people start trolling me, "Lol 1 kill" etc. Sure my Skarner is not that strong, but it wasn't a bad game. People in LoL seem to have the CoD mentality that KDR is king.
Freeeeeeedom
SoraLimit
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada747 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-09 21:53:25
March 09 2012 21:52 GMT
#3012
Ugh, my lose streak is just getting worse and worse.

First game, Lee Sin didn't get a leash, so he took small camps first. Ahri complains that she never gets ganks, dies twice in the first five minutes. While that was happening, Kog decides to switch and go mid, but Ahri won't go bot, so I'm solo Sona for the next 10 minutes until laning phase ends. Ahri and Jarvan go afk, and lose.

Second game, Ashe says to not waste money on wards if you can call mia. WTF? I mean I get that calling mia is fine, which wards won't be needed, but come on... Wards save lives people, ESPECIALLY if there's a twitch on the other team...
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-09 23:53:21
March 09 2012 23:52 GMT
#3013
Every time I see a Graves build a zeal first, I cry myself to sleep at night.

Also, this Graves is invariably on my team while the enemy one gets a BF Sword first.
snow2.0
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany2073 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-10 02:02:30
March 10 2012 02:00 GMT
#3014
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5535/carryharder.png

Tried so hard :/ Randomly got fbed because viktor had 80ad lv3 or 4, and i didnt check for it. Died to oom viktor in a close fight --;

All lanes lost, and they did a good job pushing the advantage. we spent half an hour just sitting on 1 nexus turret and 1-3 inhibs vs them with ALL turrets up. Won many fights, pushed down 2 mid and first side turrets...
Eventually olaf and skarner simultaneously suicided in mid and top lane 55 minutes in vs baron, could only kill 3 of their 5 and they overran the nexus xD
1100 ap dfg kinda hurts even with mres.
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
March 10 2012 03:26 GMT
#3015
I got a wonderful times a few days ago. Pick up TF, play 12 games in the course of three days, win all of them. Then pick up Udyr, play 5 games in a row and lost all -_-.
Even when I went 17-7-17 push towers buy wards and shit my team still lost. One of my game I got a Sona that decide to went for RoA and no wards at all in bot lane.
Terran
Gondlem
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia642 Posts
March 10 2012 06:38 GMT
#3016
Had a terrible player on my team in a ranked game, played Cass and fed Brand hard in lane and we lost. Alright, no big deal, people have bad games.

Next game I get the same guy, nobody else on the team is from the same game so there's no trash talk, but he picks revive-promote evelynn last pick and intentionally feeds the whole game.

I guess it's easier to "troll" than to admit that you played badly and try harder next time.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35172 Posts
March 10 2012 11:49 GMT
#3017
Digging my way out of Elo hell, trying to get to that big psychological milestone of have 4 digits again. Win game. New Elo? 999.

Rage.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
March 11 2012 00:28 GMT
#3018
"Fiora, where is your triforce?"

QQ
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Altar
Profile Joined May 2008
United States577 Posts
March 11 2012 03:25 GMT
#3019
People blame the jungle way to much...
Heavens to Betsy
Thermia
Profile Joined August 2010
United States866 Posts
March 11 2012 03:53 GMT
#3020
On March 09 2012 08:07 petered wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 09 2012 06:28 Shifft wrote:
On March 09 2012 06:23 Chill wrote:
On March 09 2012 03:54 jlim wrote:
On March 09 2012 03:32 Chill wrote:
I wanted to learn a new mid so I played Ryze. I fed Ahri 3-0 before 20 minutes and she crushed our team. Sorry to my team


go play bots next time

Terrible advice.


A 1v5 bot game isn't a TERRIBLE way to learn a new champion...I usually do one when I buy a new champ just to get used to their abilities and stuff.


It is terrible because it will cause you to overestimate the bounds of what you can do with your champion, and you will never be punished for terrible play. It can make your play worse.
Besides, anyone who has played enough LoL to be past level 10 or so probably can do pretty decently with a new champ in normals for the most part.



That depends on who you play normals with... my first game with Kennen I had to mid against a 2250 in a normal (still beat him, but only because our jungler actually ganked and Kennen is broken as hell).
Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from trolling. IGN: Mierin
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