EPTSo in my team there's shaco and blitz who duo queue and want to duo botlane. K...
They go 18-3 there, that's good right? But they don't farm at all and both stack archangels so we end up losing anyway
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Shikyo
Finland33997 Posts
So in my team there's shaco and blitz who duo queue and want to duo botlane. K... They go 18-3 there, that's good right? But they don't farm at all and both stack archangels so we end up losing anyway | ||
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TheLink
Australia2725 Posts
I have never had someone call gg and intentional feed while 8-2 before. :S | ||
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wussleeQ
United States3130 Posts
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WaveofShadow
Canada31494 Posts
Loss Forgivens all night, but I'm playing Diablo III. My friend logs on and asks me to play with him, even though I know he's terrible and I'm trying to raise my W/L. I figure 'Hey, Loss Forgiven, why the fuck not!' So we queue up, I go Viktor, we have a free week Cass, Corporate Mundo and my two friends (one good, one bad) are playing AP Soraka and Shaco respectively. We go up against a tryhard team with support and everything, lose quite handily, no ganks from Shaco, their Nunu and Fiddle trolling and trying Empire shit. What greets me upon losing the game 20 minutes later? LOSS | ||
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Zhiroo
Kosovo2724 Posts
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
Who are they? Nocturne, Akali, fed/farmed Singed, Alistar, Riven. What do? RUN AFTER THEM AND FIGHT DIRECTLY IN MELEE, DUH. That Teemo was such a moron... we had a godlike kiting team, and they never actually try it. | ||
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Kyhron
United States945 Posts
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Gaslo
Finland951 Posts
On February 05 2012 05:03 Kyhron wrote: I am absolutely sick of teams in normals that try and play the meta in normals and fail at it. say dont pick jungler they wont have one and ill be fucked top. get jax/xin top cuz of course they dont have a jungler and get raped cuz jungler shacos retarded and the janna support that demanded we have a jungler feeds their bot lane. seriously fuck this meta When i played normals that had no jungler (well, mainly that happened while leveling) i used to play top with cho, ire or something like that who can 1v2 easily. Old morde was the best in it. It was actually super fun. Survive the first few levels, then outlevel them like hell, and push them out of lane.  | ||
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little fancy
Germany2504 Posts
We score a really well played FB vs. Trist / Alistar (!), but mid feeds a Ryze 5 kills in 12 minutes. I steal both their dragon attempts with my ultimate's splash damage but top feeds Irelia, too. As teamfights start (I have solid 170 CS at 20 mins) we group up but continue to lose every fight since Ryze just 3 hits everybody and those who survive get cleaned up by Irelia. I end the game at 0/3/1 despite a good performance (that Soraka was quite competent) without any chance to carry as the game was lost at 12 minutes already (team score at that point: 1/13). :/ | ||
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Nos-
Canada12016 Posts
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
You try to trade as Ashe against Sivir and you always ALWAYS run in front of your minions so that Blitz can grab you again. And again. And again. Or you engage properly after your support notified you of that, only to disengage as soon as Blitz is anywhere near, and leave your support to die instead of trading him for the enemy carry. Real strong decision-making here. Next game? More or less the same. "Oh I just ignored the support warning of an invade and got myself killed". Then top an dmid "oh I just fed him 2-3 kills, I'll keep diving and trying to fight head-on, that way I'll surely end up killing him someday". Sigh. Yeah, there's a snowballing meta: when idiots get dumber and dumber as they get behind. :/ Edit: 3rd game? Same s***. 4th? Ah, that one. Got Morgana. No dumb botlane à la Mundo-Akali this time. But an afk in champ select in enemy team. Back to queue. 4th bis? Morg not banned, last ban, ask captain to ban Rammus, since you ban either pick or counter Morg. Rest of the team agrees. Captain bans Morg. Fuck him. | ||
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Shikyo
Finland33997 Posts
How retarded can you be? How difficult is it to understand that as jungler in 1v2 you do NOTHING but gank top until they crush the lane? | ||
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Shanba
Scotland144 Posts
It's like, I used to hate urgot (and still ban him when I can get away with it) because laning against him feels like walking on a knife edge, desperately trying not to get hit by that one e that's gonna strip away 3/4 of your health and you just have to accept that you'll be shat on in exchange for your team having an advantage late game due to his only ok scaling. It's that same feeling of helplessness - reliance on everyone else to basically win the game/teamfight because there's no way in hell that you can contribute anything at all - but amplified tenfold. | ||
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
edit: on topic, why the hell are there tryhards in ARAM | ||
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arnath
United States1317 Posts
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iCanada
Canada10660 Posts
How the fuck a Riven loses lane to a Nasus I don't know... Let alone how a Nasus kills a Riven before the five minute mark... Solo queue makes me worry about humanity. SO many dingle derps. Also, so much for me being 100% win ratio in ranked. 8-1 ftl. | ||
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valheru
Australia966 Posts
Then oh I'll try out ryze in mid...first game ryze go against kass I say ''apparently sending an AD against kass fucks him over because his passive and silence are useless'' the yi says nothing but moves into a position where i think ''oh so he's taking mid'' so i go bot and lo and behold yi goes b then runs to bot saying nothing ever at anypoint so I have to go back mide where I get raped by a kass 2 lvls above me. And fuck the people who say NOTHING at all ignore the fact that you say ''I'll lanewick solotop'' (shaco jungle in that one I think) then pick morde go top refuse to leave and then call you retarded for assuming that they would go mid. But fuck I played bad and couldn't get carried fuck my mind it won't let me blame anyone else fuck you intelligence... now I see why the majority lol players abandon their brains... | ||
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Attakijing
United States693 Posts
On February 02 2012 17:43 Hipsv wrote: For example my friend plays casually and is in the 1100-1200 range and having watched him play some games there are people who I say easily deserve to be at least 1600 but aren't by what I can only assume is perpetual buttfuckage by the matchmaking system or rage tilting. I know a guy (who posts here) who is like that. he was in 1200-1300 elo in season 1 and went to like 1750 in season 2. elo hell is definitely real. just another reason i am scared to get too involved in this game | ||
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
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Keniji
Netherlands2569 Posts
People fuck up and then blame someone else. All the time. Sometimes I even thing about ignoring everyone.the minute the game started. Actually ignoring the enemy team from the beginning might be a good idea. I think Riot should create a function to ignore all-chat. Then I wouldn't had to read all the stupid shit but don't miss important stuff. | ||
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