Fuck off you fucking leavers. 6 fucking games in a row? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Given that there is going to be a leaver in the next 6 games, the chances that theyre all on my team is 1 outta 64. Lucky me.

And with my luck, they probably won't get any sort of punishment.

fishinguy

Russian Federation798 Posts

February 01 2012 20:08 GMT

#2546

On February 02 2012 04:14 Prospero wrote:
Fuck off you fucking leavers. 6 fucking games in a row? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Given that there is going to be a leaver in the next 6 games, the chances that theyre all on my team is 1 outta 64. Lucky me.

And with my luck, they probably won't get any sort of punishment.

And when its not a leaver its a afker, rager, troll or totally unskilled idiot on your team

.

On the brighter side I have been carrying games with jungle noc the last few days. I think jungle is the best role for elo hell, if you can bear the constant flame that comes your way.

Slaughter

United States20254 Posts

February 01 2012 20:20 GMT

#2547

Was up to 1112 elo at 112-105 record and god....Forced out of my AP mid slot by people who "im mid or I feed" types and My God the first game was a Meh game for me as cait and my Taric for some reason liked to get caught wandering around jungle for 5 deaths. Second game same thing but this time im Sej...Vayne and me have no cooperation heh and vs a shen/Sivir bot we lose it but we are doing good overall....Then teamfighting WTF a fed jax and Irelia (and vayne started to get some farm fucking COULD NOT take advantage of Sej ultimate when I would catch like FOUR of them with it and Lux would kind of just use her lazer and some others when she wanted to get away.... Fuck 112-107 now....Karthus I call to you! Let me play my Lich you fucking newb arrogant shits.

Cuddle

Sweden1345 Posts

February 01 2012 21:25 GMT

#2548

Now, I'm not saying I'm even half a decent jungle Malphite but when I'm 2-1-1 at level 5, I'm pretty damn satisfied with my performance so far. It turns into 3-2-4 before the rest of the team decide to surrender due to losing ALL THE LANES!

Blame the jungle malphite because apparently the enemy maokai was better than me (he was 5-2-1). Well fucking excuse me for him catching you pushing the lane, WITHOUT ANY WARDS, ALL THE TIME!

iCanada

Canada10660 Posts

February 01 2012 21:36 GMT

#2549

On February 02 2012 06:25 Cuddle wrote:
Now, I'm not saying I'm even half a decent jungle Malphite but when I'm 2-1-1 at level 5, I'm pretty damn satisfied with my performance so far. It turns into 3-2-4 before the rest of the team decide to surrender due to losing ALL THE LANES!

Blame the jungle malphite because apparently the enemy maokai was better than me (he was 5-2-1). Well fucking excuse me for him catching you pushing the lane, WITHOUT ANY WARDS, ALL THE TIME!

I love when people blame the jungler for them getting ganked.

"Damn, that Rammus came for nowhere!"

"Its really too bad they don't have relatively inexpensive ways for you to see when people are gonna try to kill you."

arnath

United States1317 Posts

February 01 2012 21:41 GMT

#2550

One of the fundamental rules of LoL is that it's always the jungler's fault.

zulu_nation8

China26351 Posts

February 01 2012 22:45 GMT

#2551

i like slayers91's advice

"NEVER EVER LISTEN TO YOUR LANERS CALLING FOR GANKS. They always pick times when they WANT ganks not when there's an easy time to gank. You can use it to pay attention to that lane as a lane that's likely to push and a lane that will probably be easy to gank, but never feel obliged to screw your entire route possibly losing buffs to gank a lane ineffectively."

Terranasaur

United States2085 Posts

February 01 2012 22:50 GMT

#2552

Get ganked by jungle Rammus, "Y NO MIAS"

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

February 01 2012 23:32 GMT

#2553

The worst feeling in League. You are making a comeback, you push to their nexus turrets, but then your ranged ad D/Cs, they baron and push to win.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

February 01 2012 23:36 GMT

#2554

68 cs gragas at 30 minutes. No wonder even with my making GP totally useless for 25 minutes we couldn't carry. Fed MF + useful Xerath against a no-AP (because no money) Gragas that can't hit his ult and rushes in the middle each teamfight. :/

Keniji

Netherlands2569 Posts

February 02 2012 00:38 GMT

#2555

So my ingame name is (T)

Dongrae because he is awesome, also because I like the sound of that name.

Now every stupid shithead asks me if I'm named after some dongraegu freak. No i'm not asshole.

I should change my name to pusan. But then again there is probably some pusangu guy too.

Radiomouse

Netherlands209 Posts

February 02 2012 00:56 GMT

#2556

So my last game, there was a sona who went for mana manipulator first as my support. Which hadn't warded by the 10th minute and who was plainly walking in to baron while we were without inhibs.

The trundle in that game was also quite a catch, seeing as he was telling us to stop farming so he could farm, while we, yes you guessed it right, had no inhibs...

Now i know a "good" score doesn't entitle you to a win. But when you outfarm your opponent on lane by 60 cs and get on a godlike streak, you'd think the rest of your team would know better than to die one by one to the vlad and irelia that have been raping them for the past 10 minutes, but nooooooo. They want to prove to everyone that being able to facecheck brushes is one of the most useful skills toi have

Alaric

France45622 Posts

February 02 2012 01:16 GMT

#2557

Meh. Went even in kdr with enemy GP because Shaco ganked twice. Got to the point were he couldn't trade at all and tried to freeze the lane and farm peacefully while killing him from time to time.
Get 4-man ganked without any warning because Fizz is under pressure mid and thinks the best reaction in that case is to dive in the middle of them. Yay.

Now if only it was that one time, I'd have frozen the lane closer to the intermediate turret (obviously the outer one fell), but every single teamfight he'd waste his ult then dive right into the middle, against Sion (and he told us Fizz > Sion right at the start, well now I'll know not to believe people getting counterpicked hard even if I don't know the involved champs well), a somewhat fed Shaco, and getting obviously blown up, putting us in a 4v5. Whenever he'd live, instead of fleeing to safety he'd try to clean up with 150 hp and miserably die.
GP managed to catch back up thanks to the towers and drakes the failures of Fizz offered to the enemy team, He got fed (ended up 11-4-9, netting a triple kill on one occasion, never died once Fizz made me lose tower and realize they needed me not farming) by our nice little kamikaze, to the point where I wouldn't be able to 1v1 him anymore despite my sizable initial lead, and since I was the most fed on the team...
Gp ended up 1.5k gold ahead of me, despite 167 cs to 125.

If only I could trust those guys upper than me in the picking order no be so much worse than I am...

aRyuujin

United States5049 Posts

February 02 2012 03:14 GMT

#2558

So, I played a bot game today to pick up a fast fwotd. End up going Leblanc, because I just got her and wanted to practice her anyway. We go like 20-0, but my team insists on picking up Baron, clearing all the towers, and going b every 30 seconds. So at like 30 min in a BOT GAME, we are finally outside the nexus, when our tryhard snowball jax dies. We kill the nexus, and they all surrender, so we end up losing. wow.

On February 02 2012 09:38 Keniji wrote:
So my ingame name is (T)

Who is this guy anyway? O_O

aRyuujin

United States5049 Posts

February 02 2012 03:15 GMT

#2559

oops double delete please

Hipsv

135 Posts

February 02 2012 08:43 GMT

#2560

Today is fucking terrible for me, i go 0-4 and it was all games where I made very few to no mistakes and lose because the rest of my team is fucking dribbling idiots that get carried out of ELO hell and can't even win an easy lane (xerath vs katarina HOW DO YOU LOSE THAT?) twice then have two leavers and even still we did alright as a team but can't make up for the lack of a 5th.

Riot matchmaking and ladder system is fucking prime to make you rage too, especially when YOUR personal rating is fucking wrecked by shit you can't do anything about. I mean ELO obviously literally means nothing other than if you are above 2k then you are really good consistently since there is so much bullshit that can drop you down that you have no control over. I mean I don't really support or feel like raging when I play alright or play like shit and I contribute (big or small) to losses, however its seriously irritating when you try to get a bunch of idiots who clearly don't belong at 1600-1700 to work together and they just run around without even critically thinking about what they do then end up losing you the game and sit there calling you bad, because you couldn't carry them even higher than they belong.

Its also annoying because I know like in SC2 that if I play while raging I'll tilt, so I waited and cooled off between each game and never played the same people twice. I really feel like riot needs to evaluate their ELO system because it clearly doesn't work, their matchmaking system might work in theory but it being based off of ELO which is clearly flawed in its implementation (and as a system for a game where all sides don't have the same moves but not the argument for this) its renders the matchmaking system worthless.

For example my friend plays casually and is in the 1100-1200 range and having watched him play some games there are people who I say easily deserve to be at least 1600 but aren't by what I can only assume is perpetual buttfuckage by the matchmaking system or rage tilting.