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Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-31 08:44:15
January 31 2012 08:44 GMT
#2521
Also, it's up to the jungler to handle a buff or not, the laners don't have a say in it if he doesn't want. After all, it's losing valuable xp and gold from big camps.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
valheru
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia966 Posts
January 31 2012 09:56 GMT
#2522
I hate AD's who think ''lol I can play super hyper aggressive because my support can heal derp'' and then don't understand that A: I'm soraka. do no fucking damage because I have to max heal first because they're playing dumb or B: I'm taric and have no fucking mana to do anything since I have to constantly heal.
''try to avoid those boomerangs if u can''
''it doesn't matter taric has a heal noob''
then later
''stop hitting the minions your a support''
(taric's passive is lifesteal but mana is restored and I didn't take any cs)

Then again I love AD's who make/follow up plays that get kills and don't take unnecessary damage and can fucking kill creeps. You know what winning lane means? Not dying and having a higher cs so many times I think IT"S A FUCKING CREEP FUCKING SHOOT IT DAMMIT KILL IT AND GET GOLD boggles the mind
I reject your reality and substitute my own
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
January 31 2012 10:12 GMT
#2523
Lol whenever I play support I have to actually make a conscious effort to NOT take CS (since taking CS is a reflex) and I get super annoyed when the ranged AD who is supposed to get those misses like 50%.

However, it's even worse in split farm lanes. I absolutely hate it when someone makes a premature shot at a creep in an attempt to get the farm and leaves the creep with like 5 hp for it to die to minions within a split second, so I don't get it as well. I actually rage IRL whenever this happens.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
Broetchenholer
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany1952 Posts
January 31 2012 10:17 GMT
#2524
God i hate those ad-carries. My friend plays really good as ahri mid and is mostly first or second pick, but we end up taking bot lan with me as support cause i can't stand to support those random idiots any more. Last game he chose ahri tough end i ended with a graves as soraka. He attacks a kog-maw with sona support at level 2 and, surprise, he dies. Silenced once, healed once, whacked from behind, not more you can do. He rants that i am so passive...But ok, we continue, next time he engages at level 6, they are still 5 and sona just went to the river to ward, so he jumps kog, i follow, silence kog so he can't flash out, heal him and kog escapes with 10 health. "lol why u nt gieve mana, ulti would have killed him so easily. Next engage, he follows sona into the tribush and gets jumped by udyr, kog and sona. He dies. Then he rages at me that i am so bad, cause i couldn't heal him enough so he can safely retreat to our turret...

But doesn't matter, ahri destroyed mid, rumble destroyed top yi and we win despite the 2/5/2 graves. I had 3/012 at the end. Bastard.
Gaslo
Profile Joined February 2011
Finland951 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-31 14:09:43
January 31 2012 12:46 GMT
#2525
First game starts with "oh i am a first time corki" and "i am a first time WW" guys laughing at the start of the game. i am like NPNP, 2 first timers but we can carry. But really, no we cant. WW goes some weird atmogs build, and corki finishes his trinity when MF has IE+PD+pickaxe.

Second game i am second pick, i go jungle udyr. Our fifth pick says he will jungle, and i should go top. I am like wtf, because our first pick is GP. Well he takes Fiddle, and comes to jungle with me, following me everywhere, trying to take cs.

Third game starts, i think that this HAS to be the game where there are no trolls. I am second pick, take sion. Say mid. We chat with some stranger about the game, and then suddenly, fifth pick takes Vlad and calls mid. We are missing a jungle, so on the spot i decide to go jungle Sion. I had never played, nor even seen jungle sion on a stream, so i am totally clueless. Go 2/1/7 in like 15minutes, but still lose the game, because our mid vlad just does not want to win.

Seriously, i am afraid to think what will happen in my next game... I don't really care if we loose, i just want to a normal game ffs...

edit: fourth game as bad as the others. I get GP vs nasus lane, and i am pretty happy about the fact that the nasus player is very bad. I get FB on him, get the second kill a bit later. zone him pretty hard until laning ends. After first team fight our Vayne is complaining that nasus slow really gets to him. I suggest a QSS, as the enemy team is nasus, skarner, malzahar, but he laugs at me. "thats a terrible idea". Oh, and our jungle is AP shaco.

Fast forward until the end. Our Sona is AP sona, with zero utility + zero damage. Our vayne has Executioner calling + Phage. Enemy Graves has IE+PD. WTF is happening here. :I


Fifth game: Our team is Top amumu, Mid TF, AD sivir, top Garen, top Jax. Notice anything
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-31 12:50:50
January 31 2012 12:49 GMT
#2526
On January 31 2012 14:23 Zooper31 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2012 14:02 Alzadar wrote:
Playing some normal 5s with some friends, one of our group doesn't usually play with us (he's a fair bit better than the rest of us). I'm jungle Udyr, second time every playing him. I had to go the to bathroom so I right-clicked to blue and and went real quick. I get back and am unscathed but apparently the enemy had 3-man invaded and been repelled by Sion (the guy we don't usually play with) and Malphite, although Sion had to blow flash. I started blue with no leash and am promptly killed by 3 of them (my two teammates just sitting at their respective towers, but whatever). I probably should have gone somewhere else, but nobody had explained what had happened yet.

As I said this is my 2nd time ever playing Udyr so I'm quite thrown off, but do my best to continue jungling. Sion keeps pinging for ganks but as I'm level 3 and the midlane Fizz is level 6 I don't think it's worth it, at one point there was a fight in top river, I died and we killed by their Tryndamere. I'm finding Udyr very mana hungry and I'm behind from losing the first blue, so I take the second one despite Sion being nearby. He rages pretty hard at me and calls me a troll, I explain that I'm not trolling I'm just trying to catch up. I go mid to push minions off the tower, the 5-0 Fizz throws a fish from the bush and one-shots me with his combo, of course that means I'm a feeder and a troll. The game continued in predictably negative fashion, with all of us salty and raging at each other from the negative aura emanating from Sion.

Like fuck, I get that he's somewhat more skilled than us, but give me a break. No reason to be a condescending douchebag to the people you're queuing with. Udyr taking blue instead of a triple Doran's + DFG Sion, obviously I'm trolling...


Triple Doran's + DFG is a standard build on Sion. But yes he should've calmed down as he realized he was playing with people worse than him and they were friends.


Oh, I meant that with triple Doran's and DFG he isn't dependent on blue. That's like 35 mp5, and Sion's mana costs are low and he only uses one spell to clear waves. There's CDR to take into account too, but really...
I am the Town Medic.
little fancy
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany2504 Posts
January 31 2012 13:15 GMT
#2527


Second game i am second pick, i go jungle udyr. Our fifth pick says he will jungle, and i should go top. I am like wtf, because our first pick is GP. Well he takes Fiddle, and comes to jungle with me, following me everywhere, trying to take cs.



Exactly! You have those super silent 4th / 5th picks that don't say a word. In my ELO, no one voluntarily plays support, so if they don't even mention something like "if I have to support i troll" (original quote!) you expect them to play it.


Communication in pre-game chat is usually next to impossible, too. No one listens to his mates. The 5th pick is frustrated because he sees the game gone already since the chance that the AD isn't very good is high (everytime 4/5 people ask for a solo lane as these are the most liked ones). After this, I see Jungle / AD > support in popularity, even if people know they suck at Jungle / AD or are even doing it for the first time...
Antyee
Profile Joined May 2011
Hungary1011 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-31 14:18:53
January 31 2012 14:17 GMT
#2528
Sejuani (wasn't jungling) says he will report me, because I stole her blue (I was playing Cassi), since he needs it more than me.
He built boots of speed, warmog, leviathan, hog, sunfire...

He said he needs because he's a tank.
"My spoon is too big."
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
January 31 2012 22:33 GMT
#2529
Sona won't support, no. Sona will go AP with stuff like AA and void staff, then get one shot by AP Galio and Nunu (Galio with Mejai) because when you're AP Sona, you'd better initiate on them with your ult then have nothing when they ult themselves, right?
What an idiot, running at the front of the team into their LS+Malz, ulting the first dude he sees, then getting instagibbed and making us all lose. Never said a word of the game. Pft.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
February 01 2012 01:05 GMT
#2530
Shit. Cass free week seems to = whiff-every-fucking-ult week... GG
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Ziken
Profile Joined August 2010
Ghana1743 Posts
February 01 2012 02:11 GMT
#2531
Yea, the fact that I can drop 200 elo in a 3 days, and then have to spend hours to grind over several games with ABSOLUTE idiots, with the occasional okay game in between makes me really really sad. Sometimes I think this game is bad for my health ._________.

My last game as lux mid, i'm vsing this cassi, dominate him in lane 3 0 2. Outfarm him, the only problem being that my opponents have rammus jungle. What do you do against rammus jungle? Why make sure that you dont buy a single fucking ward, coz rammus has some of the worst ganks in the game. Late game fed rammus flash taunts me everysingle time and my team is too stupid to do anything.
Every misfortune is a blessing in disguise.
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
February 01 2012 02:17 GMT
#2532
pretty sure i hold the TL record for most elo lost in a single day and over 2-3 day spans post placement matches. 200+ in a single day, about the same in 2-3 day span, and i've done it at least 4-5 times. #1 ragequeuer and tilting over losses.
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
February 01 2012 02:21 GMT
#2533
I lost two in a row
GGGGGGG
How is this possible when I win lane.
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
February 01 2012 02:31 GMT
#2534
not duoing with me obv
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
February 01 2012 02:46 GMT
#2535
On February 01 2012 11:31 zulu_nation8 wrote:
not duoing with me obv


I win a game QQQQQQ
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-01 02:59:03
February 01 2012 02:58 GMT
#2536
On February 01 2012 11:17 zulu_nation8 wrote:
pretty sure i hold the TL record for most elo lost in a single day and over 2-3 day spans post placement matches. 200+ in a single day, about the same in 2-3 day span, and i've done it at least 4-5 times. #1 ragequeuer and tilting over losses.


hurm, I think I've lost 120, 130 in a day. I'm pretty sure I'd have to be well above my true elo to actually drop 200 though, that's crazy bad luck or legendary life tilt otherwise.
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-01 03:19:51
February 01 2012 03:14 GMT
#2537
Real, so I ask for sivir ban, boy doesn't ban sivir. I ask for sona, my support doesn't pick sona. Then loses me bot. But he admitted he was bad. So i was like ok, whatever. But it's not whatever. It hurts deep inside. Health regrowth pendant hp pot soraka and die 2 times before 4 minutes hurts!!!
petered
Profile Joined February 2010
United States1817 Posts
February 01 2012 03:32 GMT
#2538
Did I just let an entire MordeKaiser free week go by without a single game? QQ
This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time.
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-01 04:21:28
February 01 2012 04:16 GMT
#2539
Decide to play Ashe before her buffs kick in... Shaco feeds a kill trying to steal Amumu's red buff when he doesn't move after the enemy Soraka CVs him. This is a swell start, since I have a Galio support against Kog/Soraka. Tryn dies next to Wukong. Then again, and again. I somehow manage to go 0/0/5 and pull off some clutch moves to kill Kog/Soraka a few times. Shoot an arrow mid to stun Morgana, Brand abruptly cuts off the chase when all of her crap is on cooldown and she isn't behind the tower, so she doesn't die. At this point score is like 6-15 or something, and then Shaco tries to turn a Amumu gank around and Galio and Shaco both die. Tryn continues to feed like a madman, when I notice he went the stupid zeal first crap and never got a Wriggles, so of course Wukong is stomping his face in....

Game ends when Tryn goes in 1v5 in mid after they had grabbed baron, and Galio and Brand follow him in to their deaths shortly after (why, I'm not sure- they were all at full health). Tryn still doesn't have a wriggles, just a phantom dancer and a last whisper. Oi.

Oh, also forgot Galio would run up to Kog and take like 400 unanswered damage, making a hard lane even harder. -_-
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
February 01 2012 04:23 GMT
#2540
Well, Silver lasted about 1 game T_T
3 games in a row firstpick, 3 games that fail miserably.

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