I had two people on my team who bought no items and fed the other team at 1k/21d/0a and under 80 CS after 45 minutes. 3 of us held our own but eventually we surrendered since it was a losing uphill battle.

The other team had someone named ezasdeezer on it O.O

RandomAccount#49059

United States2140 Posts

January 19 2012 06:52 GMT

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Mondeezy

United States1938 Posts

January 19 2012 09:02 GMT

#2343

What do you guys do when you get 3 bad teammates? I was having a decent game mid as Veigar, but we had a Ryze who only farmed top and thought the game was about 1v1, a Sion who purposefully stole our jungles reds/blues, and a Teemo who stood mid behind me just to steal xp. It's kinda hard to shake off, makes me just not want to play for the rest of the night :/

RandomAccount#49059

United States2140 Posts

January 19 2012 09:19 GMT

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ZeromuS

Canada13379 Posts

January 19 2012 22:02 GMT

#2345

I went into an unranked team game with someone I met in solo unranked Queue.

We got matched with a 5 person premade which isnt the worst but the other three people on our team had clan tags. LG clan.

They suicided into the first turret, fed 2 deaths each then proceeded to do the most troll thing I've yet to see in my short LoL career.

The rammus on my team rolled all the way to their shop and placed a ward. Then proceeded to dance and upon death, everyone on clan LG would Teleport to the ward and die instantly. They also took revive as their 2nd summoner spell. They would Revive, walk into turrets again then as soon as teleport was off cooldown they would feed then teleport to the ward they placed again.

It was the biggest waste of 20 minutes in my life. They also voted against a surrender so me and my new friend all chatted the other team to just push mid and take the turrets to end the game. They graciously agreed. then team LG and the other team started flaming me and the other guy :/

So so so strange. Im not mad so much as I am confused and wish I had those 20 minutes back.

Nos-

Canada12016 Posts

January 20 2012 02:32 GMT

#2346

How do you lose against a team with 2 supports (janna soraka) while Janna solos middle against you as Ahri? Fuckign simple: You feed Mord 16 kills as bot by the 15 minute mark. This games' a fucking joke sometimes

BlackPaladin

United States9316 Posts

January 20 2012 06:32 GMT

#2347

The 16 kills thing is pretty funny and shows a huge discrepancy of skill. BUT janna mid is perfectly viable and pretty strong. :>

Terranasaur

United States2085 Posts

January 20 2012 09:02 GMT

#2348

Just had a Jax in my game that didn't know where wards were in the shop. I told him, and he bought pink wards and place them in the most obscure places and acted surprised when they dissappeared. He was dead serious. 168 wins and no idea what a ward is... Needless to say he was like 0-10 and worthless.

Kyhron

United States945 Posts

January 20 2012 15:27 GMT

#2349

i wis you could report people for doing stupid builds like rushing a phantom dancer. Had literally my entire team all rush phantom dancers then complain when the other team but armor and they couldnt do shit cuz they crit for 50 cuz they had no damage. 25 minute game and people have literally 50 cs and a phantom dancer. god i hate when i have to play ap

fishinguy

Russian Federation798 Posts

January 20 2012 17:20 GMT

#2350

Hey guys first post in this thread and god i need it right now. I am free farming top lane as nasus vs irelia, we
pretty much ignore each other and farm creeps. Unfortunately a twitch (4th pick after 2nd pick vayne) feeds a total of 5 kills to sivir at the 15 minute mark. A farmed nasus can carry anything lategame, but unfortunately most of the time late game never happens because there is almost always someone in your team who is a complete idiot.

I really dont understand these people, if you die once its ok but how the hell do you die again and again the same way without realizing it is completely retarded? Twitch ended the game with 1-14-7, and I dont even think it was intentional, just his IQ < 50.

iCanada

Canada10660 Posts

January 20 2012 21:16 GMT

#2351

Why do people ask what you want to play when you are just going to get stuck playing whatever you say you suck at anyway?

o.o

"I'm best at Jungle/Top, but I guess I could do support or AP if we really need it. I am terrible at ranged AD though."

Everyone else locks in Skarner, GP, Sona and Viktor and then wonder why the Sivir shits on me during the early game. I already told you I suck balls at ranged AD...

I still ended up carrying the game because the Sivir had terrible map awareness (who needs to participate in teamfights? lol) and Graves is stupidly good. That and apparently I am good at making people listen to what I want them to do. I literally made every decision for Skarner after I decided he was incompetent.

Son of Gnome

United States777 Posts

January 20 2012 22:28 GMT

#2352

God damn it last night I we playing with my friend and we had this retarded jarven on our team we have the game won but 2 of us get caught and die and he runs in and tries to 1 v 4 and gets his ass beat and so we r stuck with 2 champs and they have 4 they push and win he completely threw that game away for us fucking idiot

Sermokala

United States13738 Posts

January 21 2012 02:43 GMT

#2353

so though an epic rupture + annie flash firewave we where able to clean up 4 of the team in the first minute or so.

12 minutes later it was 6/9 and we where loseing. I cannot fathom how a team can throw away that lead seriously. If I didn't play cho gath, rush for the fastest warmogs I've ever been able to get, and then have a zilian that could derp his ult on me right before I died I couldn't have bought that game back from the brink.

fucking christ though how the hell do you throw away a game like that that fast?

Kyo Yuy

United States1286 Posts

January 22 2012 00:59 GMT

#2354

I should know better than to play Support when I'm first pick just because no one else wants to do it.

CeriseCherries

6170 Posts

January 22 2012 01:23 GMT

#2355

They say when lanes lose, its the jungler's fault...

Jungle shyvana... go 5-1-4 in 15 minutes.

Top lane which consists of Mordekaiser and Singed, go a combined of 2-11. Our bot lane renekton solo loses his tower to a ww solo by 8 minutes despite me having given him a kill in that time span. Our mid kept dying to fucking soraka mid. towerhugged the entire game, when i ganked he just watched me from tower.

renek goes afk for 10 minutes, mordekaiser refuses to teamfight, because it was too dangerous to fight as a team (even when we were 4 mid vs. 2)

its ok cause its normal, but this was too excpetional amount of dumbfuckery...

g2: managed barely to outcarry an enemy 22-3 anivia by going 15-4 annie, but only because tibbers got a tripple kill in a deciding teamfight <3 you tibbers...

Thermia

United States866 Posts

January 22 2012 01:38 GMT

#2356

Had the most frustrating game I've ever played - picked riven without locking at the start because I'm trying to practice different top matchups, and this other guy goes "NO I WANT RIVEN NOOB," I reply that I'd prefer to play her as I'm trying to practice top, and he can just dodge if he wants to play her that badly. Apparently, 5 minutes is too long to wait, and he instead decides to play veigar. Whatever, right? Nope. 3 of the other players in the game were his friends, and they picked mundo ("top mundo!") and a jungling malphite. So, I switch to graves so we would actually have a ranged ad.

When the game starts, however, mundo and veigar both run bot, veigar with a dorans blade. Obviously trolling at this point, yay, we lose. Sona goes mid (against morgana), he's a level 20 who's mostly played vbot games and gets destroyed. I go solo top to graves against vlad (with dblade since I assumed I was going to lane with sona), but get a lucky crit and end up destroying him in lane. The malphite in the jungle doesn't really do anything, and bot of course gets killed before minions even spawn. Somehow, I still 1v5 the other team for nearly an hour before we aced them (rofl), then we push mid and are working on the inhibitor before 3 of them are up. Instead of 4v3ing, the three trolls bait me into staying to fight (because normally we would wreck them as long as there are warm bodies between me and their stuns), then all run away crying "noob graves, feeder!" in all chat. So, we basically had the game won somehow, and then the trolls intentionally lost it. Here's a ss of the final score:

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Craton

United States17233 Posts

January 22 2012 01:55 GMT

#2357

I don't even know how people manage to die 10 times in a single game whatsoever, but the number of people who have managed to do it in ranked today before 30 minutes is astounding.

iCanada

Canada10660 Posts

January 22 2012 04:42 GMT

#2358

I have literally never trolled before... like ever. But, today I wanted to practice pantheon (because I am terrabad at him. x.x) so I played some normals with him.

As someone who normally jungles like 90% of the time in ranked, I got sooooo ridiculously tired of bad players jungling with bad junglers without smite because I don't really care if your Fiddlesticks stays at full during his whole clear, you need smite to improve your speed and maintain buff/Dragon/Baron control.

So I told this Udyr that if he didn't take smite, i would take it and steal all his buffs all game long. He didn't take smite. Trolololol.

If the guy didn't get the hint that smite is important after that, he is beyond hope. While a touch trolly, I think it was for the best.

(Yes. I am trying to convince myself.)

Cloud

Sexico5880 Posts

January 22 2012 05:35 GMT

#2359

Fuck I really really hate ganking for top lane, getting the enemy top low, then having my fucking top get so cocky that before I even reach the minigolems he is already dead cus he got his ass ganked near their turret. In the end it's obviously my fault that I can't gank properly.

I mean I'm always thinking that forcing the other top to go back with the lane pushing is already a sizeable advantage for our top, but before i even finish the thought boom he's fucking dead and now I have to babysit him only now their top is even harder to kill.