Now officially 6-3 in ranked placements thanks to a Spanish Mundo that didn't fail to the Spanish's reputation in my teammates eyes. 30 cs by 20 minutes, 0-6 against GP, only autoattacked creeps all day long. He managed to get up to 76 in 27 minutes because he came mid after several deaths and activated his aura on my wounded minions.

Our support, jungler and mid were doing better than our opponents' tho. :/ I just hope I'll sneak in a win for a ~1350 placement ranking. Those 3 losses weren't of my doing (well one could still say I could have carried, even when I was support, I guess), even indirectly, so that's really frustrating.

Edit: 6-4. I'm raging so hard (but quite silently) at all those dumbfucks not listening to pings, staying near LB with 200 health, stating they're drunk and high, not cming ot objectives and diving 1v4 just to chase somebody (that they don't get in the end).
Edit²: make it 7-3. That Tristana carried our asses so hard, the enemy team would burst me first (even tho the need to be at 4 places at once put me so behind early I couldn't tank for shit) so she'd kill them. Got a quadra and a penta on the last two teamfights. The other 3... :/

schmutttt

Australia3856 Posts

January 23 2012 04:57 GMT

#2364

OK I used to be just under 900, got back to 1200 yesterday, then lost four in a row. One was completely my fault (Duo queue with a friend and I went full retard bot and fed the Vayne, but the rest of the games just made me sad. Last game I played we had a captain who didn't even use his 3rd ban (And so they picked rammus straight away), then some guy takes Tryn even though they already have a GP top and rammus in jungle -__- but the worst bit was when we need a support so the idiot on our team takes Lee Sin and feeds 3 kills in the first 10 minutes. He ended up going 0/5 then tried to tell me Amumu ganks pre 6 are awesome, am I really that dumb that I think his ganks pre 6 are awful as you have a skillshot to hit that can't go through minions, you don't have a slow and the stun is only 1 second.

gtrsrs

United States9109 Posts

January 23 2012 05:17 GMT

#2365

Amumu does have really good ganks at 3 and 4 though...

RosaParksStoleMySeat

Japan926 Posts

January 23 2012 06:29 GMT

#2366

The other day, but I more lol'd than raged at this one:

Going top with Rammus as Kog'Maw
Rammus is running towards that bush
NO RAMMUS STOP RAMMUS
Ping him repeatedly with V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
RAMMUS NO
Rammus goes into the bush
Half his HP disappears instantly
Run in after him, try to E to slow them down
It's GP and Alistar
FIRST BLOOD
Rammus starts raging
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU COVER ME MAN?

I'm only level 14 and this is my first account, but I expect that this will happen many more times in my LoL career.

Roffles

Pitcairn19291 Posts

January 23 2012 08:11 GMT

#2367

Never playing a drinking game dependent upon CSheep's deaths. Will make you fucked up in one game. 9 death Vayne es big terror.

anmolsinghmzn2009

India1783 Posts

January 23 2012 08:24 GMT

#2368

On January 23 2012 15:29 RosaParksStoleMySeat wrote:
The other day, but I more lol'd than raged at this one:

Going top with Rammus as Kog'Maw
Rammus is running towards that bush
NO RAMMUS STOP RAMMUS
Ping him repeatedly with V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
RAMMUS NO
Rammus goes into the bush
Half his HP disappears instantly
Run in after him, try to E to slow them down
It's GP and Alistar
FIRST BLOOD
Rammus starts raging
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU COVER ME MAN?

I'm only level 14 and this is my first account, but I expect that this will happen many more times in my LoL career.

Yeah its really annoying cuz people in low level games always try to bush camp hoping to get early kills. Then they die and call 'OMG NOOB!' ignoring the 50 fall back pings you spammed at him. Like I would go looking for a lvl1 fight if I'm pantheon. But when I'm regrowth nasus? Please.

Hidden_MotiveS

Canada2562 Posts

January 23 2012 08:39 GMT

#2369

On January 22 2012 15:34 Slaughter wrote:
Twitch "I won't take smite so they won't know im jungling"

XD I giggled.

Zooper31

United States5713 Posts

January 23 2012 09:23 GMT

#2370

Solo top Soraka vs Renekton. Refused to give the lane to me (GP). Lets our AD carry solo 1v2 vs vayne. Loses us the game. She even built a warmogs and never bought a ward once the entire game.

How are you supposed to climb the ladder with constant teammates like that? It's literally like they have no clue what they are doing and are like 12yr old.

edit: More games simply from tonight. Pantheon 1900 smurf says hes gonna carry during selection. Goes 6-7, loses top lane vs GP in every aspect, ends up being 1266 rating with 100games played. Next game someone insta locks Eve and I immediately Q dodge losing another 10 elo. I'm below 1400 now. Started off above 1500 at the beginning of this week.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

January 23 2012 12:05 GMT

#2371

M5 counterjungling gimmicky and relying on teamwork? NP, there'll always be some fucking retard dumb enough not to be able to jungle properly, nor knowing how to gank, spending more time leeching xp from lanes than jungling and giving ALL of his jungle to the enemy Shyvana. Not timing his buff, not going to them when they respawn and you want to go with him to protect him, leaving you to die 1v2.

Friggin' dumbass, can't you think for yourself? God damn...

kidd

United States2848 Posts

January 23 2012 14:02 GMT

#2372

I go into normal draft game thinking I'll just have fun, mess around. It's non-ranked, it shouldn't be taken seriously. I pick sion to go mid - immediately get counter picked with Ryze. I'm like okay, I'll have a bad laning phase, but can still farm and do whatever. Level 1 they five man invade our jungle, I catch it and they just steal blue. Then they proceed to regularly counter jungle and gank every lane including bot lane with support gp lol. Wards everywhere, 2-3 people to steal our buffs every time. M5 got people thinking they'll be pro and do the same thing in normals -_- You're real good at stomping low or no elo players with pro strategies in normals lol.

I just wanted a fun non-dominion game that I didn't have to take seriously. It made me lol more than anything, but thought I'd share.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

January 23 2012 14:22 GMT

#2373

Well if people want to train and care about their Elo they'll more likely spam draft normals to do so, since it's more likely to follow the meta. I see more people flaming in draft because you aren't serious than I see saying "it's 'k, it's unranked, chill".

KovuTalli

United Kingdom325 Posts

January 23 2012 16:28 GMT

#2374

*Sigh* Idiot, idiot team mates in LoL.
Why can't I carry all these fucking games?

Shikyo

Finland33997 Posts

January 23 2012 18:21 GMT

#2375

my lee sin comesgank top, ganks, burns their flash. camps again waiting for situation. perfect situation arrives in like 30s, then I go in. He says "nvm need exp", walks away, I die.

Kyhron

United States945 Posts

January 23 2012 21:16 GMT

#2376

im getting really sick of feeding or just massing killsteals with stupid builds then saying theyre good. Just had an ad ori acting like a BA cuz they had most of the kills and saying me as talon was doing nothing when she was tping top and stealing my kills then clearing creeps then saying i was doing shit. this was right after i changed my champ from mumu to graves cuz we had a shen that wanted to jungle and waits until were in game and then says hes ap leaving us with no tank and he preceeds to feed 7 kills and stack mp5 items claiming they boost his energy regen

Sermokala

United States14155 Posts

January 24 2012 01:51 GMT

#2377

Fucking fuck piece of shit game. my team is dieing 3-9 and is raging at eachother. I thornmail up on my rammus and roll up the sleves. I pull off 7 straight kills and murder every son of a bitch that dares get near me.

Then I get fucking 2k ping the rest of the game. What the fuck is this. I can't do fucking shit and my team slowly lose's without me. so fucking fustrating.

Abenson

Canada4122 Posts

January 24 2012 04:16 GMT

#2378

On January 24 2012 06:16 Kyhron wrote:
im getting really sick of feeding or just massing killsteals with stupid builds then saying theyre good. Just had an ad ori acting like a BA cuz they had most of the kills and saying me as talon was doing nothing when she was tping top and stealing my kills then clearing creeps then saying i was doing shit. this was right after i changed my champ from mumu to graves cuz we had a shen that wanted to jungle and waits until were in game and then says hes ap leaving us with no tank and he preceeds to feed 7 kills and stack mp5 items claiming they boost his energy regen

How does an Ori steal kills from talon...?

koreasilver

9109 Posts

January 24 2012 05:07 GMT

#2379

I suck at playing basically every AP carry except Xerath. I love watching people play Vlad and Cassiopia and other super fun looking AP champs but I just can't play them even if my life depended on it. I think I'm just meant to stay in the jungle.

Craton

United States17294 Posts

January 24 2012 06:19 GMT

#2380

zz

annie d/c before game starts

shit on solo rumble as jarvan, shit on bot lane

lose anyway because mid too stupid to stop facing checking bushes when 5 levels down