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Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
January 15 2012 06:57 GMT
#2301
On January 15 2012 13:38 Spaackle wrote:
Had a Shen on my team in a normal game who's entire strategy was to use his ulti to teleport to me and steal my kills. i was playing Veigar, so I very politely told him that I needed the kills, and could he please stop stealing them? His reply? "No habla ingles." So I very politely repeated my question in Spanish. He then started raging at me and told me to stop telling him how to play, because he had more kills than me, so he was obviously better.

/ignored


How does a Shen steal a Veigar's kills? Usually if they're gonna die they do so in 2 seconds.
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
January 15 2012 07:12 GMT
#2302
my teams have yet to win a single lane match up in the last 6-7 games....
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
Attakijing
Profile Joined June 2011
United States693 Posts
January 15 2012 09:03 GMT
#2303
On January 15 2012 16:12 NotSorry wrote:
my teams have yet to win a single lane match up in the last 6-7 games....

stop playing jungle, it sounds like you suck at it
(kidding)
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
January 15 2012 11:32 GMT
#2304
On January 15 2012 11:29 Comprissent wrote:
"I lost my lane, it must be my jungler's fault"

why
every time

Well it depends. This one game in particular, really irked me badly.

me(vayne) and my blitz just completely roflstomp the bottom lane (sion + vayne), in kills/death, and even in creep score. We didn't even get a single fucking gank from our jungler, and despite being ganked multiple times by their jungler.

Naturally, what ended up happening was it ended up being 4v2 on bot, and without any sustain, me and my blitz ended up getting pushed out of our lane, and losing tower. Guess what our jungler was doing? DOING WRAITHS AND RED.

Seriously, some people shouldn't fucking play jungler.
liftlift > tsm
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
January 15 2012 15:51 GMT
#2305
QQ
[image loading]
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
January 15 2012 17:21 GMT
#2306
Stupid lag, always lags in fights and when im turret diving, never not lags in fights.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
January 15 2012 18:12 GMT
#2307
On January 15 2012 18:03 Attakijing wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 16:12 NotSorry wrote:
my teams have yet to win a single lane match up in the last 6-7 games....

stop playing jungle, it sounds like you suck at it
(kidding)

nah I've been playing bot, do just fine til a 5-0 jungler and 4-0 mid come down and tower dive me v_v, like literally these games are like 4-20 team scores and I'm like 2-1.
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
Spaackle
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States153 Posts
January 15 2012 19:25 GMT
#2308
On January 15 2012 15:57 Ryalnos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 13:38 Spaackle wrote:
Had a Shen on my team in a normal game who's entire strategy was to use his ulti to teleport to me and steal my kills. i was playing Veigar, so I very politely told him that I needed the kills, and could he please stop stealing them? His reply? "No habla ingles." So I very politely repeated my question in Spanish. He then started raging at me and told me to stop telling him how to play, because he had more kills than me, so he was obviously better.

/ignored


How does a Shen steal a Veigar's kills? Usually if they're gonna die they do so in 2 seconds.


He was good at it. He'd show up right before I was about to hit him and somehow manage to slip his Q in at just the right time. He was incredibly fed, so his Q did a lot of damage.
Friendship is Magic!
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
January 15 2012 19:32 GMT
#2309
It really blows my mind how people have zero clue when the game is actually lost. Some MF came out of lane slightly behind, but then proceeded to feed like 4-5 kills 1v5, forcing us into a bad situation since they got a free baron out of it. She started blaming the laning phase. And then says it doesn't matter anymore, when I'm a Ryze with nearly fully items and they can't even take out one inhibitor with baron. Proceeds to derp again and die 1v5. We lose.

Goes on for another 5 minutes about how this was all the fault of the laning phase. Really? REALLY!??! -_-
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 15 2012 22:43 GMT
#2310
Most rage inducing thing for me lately?

Playing against a tanky champion: poke them forever, unload full combo, they just laugh the damage off and walk around.

Playing as a tanky champion: get poked twice, half your health gone, get full combo killed even though you have nothing but defensive items.

My mind cannot comprehend the rage.
It's your boy Guzma!
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
January 15 2012 22:47 GMT
#2311
Singed is bad, Vladimir is horrendous, Vayne was disconnected till we got to level 7.
Anivia fed Ahri like mad, plus she didn't have to build defensively to stay alive thanks to her ult and one-shotting people. Zilean "support" stole cs, never built AP, never ulted someone during a fight, never slowed the skarner trying to engage.

They never grouped up in fights. Never focused the right people nor tried anything to prevent Singed and Skarner to focus Talon and me, the only damage dealers with some cc.

So a 5v4 with a dominating lane and 2 useless enemies turned into a loss. I even had to push bot by myself, putting it naked to the inhib, because they were unable to even defend at a turret and I'd die if I joined them. Then they insisted on camping mid even tho top and bot had less towers.
Sigh. Trolls. And that stupid thing that put premades on top so that two baddies can get the first picks and the bans.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
January 15 2012 22:59 GMT
#2312
what the hell happened why is there a teemo in every game on team and why does he always go like 1-9.....
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
January 15 2012 23:18 GMT
#2313
Jungle Xin ganks botlane and gives ezreal doublebuff at level 2 or 3, says "This is a test,you failed" when we lose our lane (TF TARIC)
Proceeds to feed (idk if it was intentional or not) and lose us the game.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
January 16 2012 00:38 GMT
#2314
I'm under the impression that I finally lost my LoL virginity. Never felt too concerned by the behaviours and streak described in this thread, but the past 2-3 weeks have been nothing but raging/flaming teammates, or soundly feeding into losing us the game single-handedly, mind-bogglingly dumb teammates with no sense of coordination/teamfighting altogether, trolls...
I struggle each evening to even get one decent game. Not talking about good, just decent. Out of... I think I play 5-6 per evening. That's starting to become more and more a hassle, I guess I'll take a break but I know that won't change anything if I've got to cope with dumbs when I come back.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Son of Gnome
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States777 Posts
January 16 2012 00:55 GMT
#2315
To the dumb ass in Texas who left our game because he was afraid that his computer would fry during a thunder storm. Buy a surge protector you cheap ass, and no there is not a 100 percent chance that your computer will die during a thunderstorm its pretty damn unlikely no where near even 1 percent. Also thanks for throwing the game away for us
Whatever happens, happens
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
January 16 2012 06:01 GMT
#2316
joy another troll teemo feeding, seriously to the point where I see my team pick teemo and I just want to dodge q and take the -10 and save myself the 20mins.


Teemo Watch (games with teemo on my team)
0-6
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
January 16 2012 06:35 GMT
#2317
After watching Locicero play Ryze i decided to give him a few tries. Really fun hero, and can devastate a team with the proper support, early blues also make him a beast in lane. But when your fucking amumu takes your blue 4 times in a row and then when you try to solo the blue golem Tryndamere comes in and slices it 3 times and runs away with it, I just don't know what to do. Tryndamere thinks he's fucking superman, batman, ironman, green lantern, martian guy, the entire justice league combined into one and charges from our base to theirs, gets 1 kill, and then promptly dies to everyone else. Amumu jungled and wouldn't gank for any reason, alistar leaves the game and graves is left to fend off sona/sivir bot alone with no jungle support. I can't leave lane as Ryze against Veigar. How the fuck you guys manage to play ranked all the way up to ELO 1800+ is beyond me.
Bronze player stuck in platinum
deskscaress
Profile Joined May 2011
United States399 Posts
January 16 2012 10:55 GMT
#2318
quoth the 13-death panth on my team, after flaming me for 50 straight minutes about picking jungle alistar

chelios22: i was platinumchelios22: you're a fucking cock sucking
Diesel White: kid
chelios22: piece of shit
Diesel White: abnd yes im calling u kid
chelios22: hope you all die in real life
chelios22: i dont care
chelios22: ive been perma banned
chelios22: 3x
chelios22: now
chelios22: fuck
chelios22: if
chelios22: i
chelios22: im better then youll ever be in your entire life regardless
chelios22: of how much you ever play
chelios22: cuz im not a fucking retard
chelios22: that picks alistar
chelios22: jungle
chelios22: stupid fucking nigger
chelios22: piece of shit



how do i get this guy banned? i already sent in my report
would you ever miss it?
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-16 11:46:51
January 16 2012 11:46 GMT
#2319
Hai guys.
I went from 1300 to triple digit.
epoc
Profile Joined December 2010
Finland1190 Posts
January 16 2012 13:34 GMT
#2320
I have no idea what these people are thinking. Im first pick. I pick olaf with flash and ignite. Then I see morde and annie picks from my team?
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