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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-09 15:07:14
October 09 2006 15:02 GMT
#1
Aspirations of going to Korea to be a pro-gamer? Always dreamed of watching the legends themselves clash live? Aching to experience a new culture? Any good at BroodWars? If you answered yes to all of those questions then we have something in store for you.

Introducing the World Korea Tour: Your Body and Seoul Experience.

The Format
We will be accepting 16 players for this tournament. The format will be a triple round robin elimination system leading up to our grand finals. 4 groups of 4 will play round robin best 2-out-of-3 matches against eachother. Top 2 from each group advance and we then mix the groups again and we are left with 2 groups of 4. Repeat the process and we are left with 1 group of 4. At this point you play best 3-out-of-5 round robin matches (tie-breakers as well if needed) until we are left with 2 men. Finals will be played in a best 4-out-of-7 format.

The Maps
Maps used will be an assortment of maps ranging from current progaming maps, WCG maps, classics, and maybe even some surprises.

When?
Approximately 1 week after WCG ends.

Entry Fee
Absolutely Free.

What Can I Win?
Unfortunately, we cannot offer you a progaming contract with SKT1 or get you a seed in the OGN StarLeague. But the one who can rise above the rest and prove himself the best current foreign BroodWars player will recieve a prize package in Seoul, South Korea to see the gaming mecca first hand and experience the culture guided by a few of those who were fortunate to get to do what we all have always dreamed to do. Includes an all expenses paid package for two weeks in Seoul (flight is also paid) and 1000$ spending money. Date of the trip is up to you but preferably in November or December of this year.

How do I get invited?
To be invited you most completely fill out our application form. Contestants will be chosen based on a variety of factors, first and foremost being how good we feel you are at BroodWars. Please send all applications via PM to Rekrul on TL.net. Thank you.

Application Form:

It is important to note that all sections of this application are important and will take an equal share in determining whether or not you are accepted into this tournament. I repeat, this is not a formality. Consider every question and answer carefully.

Good luck!


-----Personal------


Full Name:

Birthdate (note that you must be atleast 19 american years of age old):

Height:

Weight (no one over 200 lbs. unless your CM:LBS ratio is around .95:1):

Nationality:

Languages Spoken:

Eye Color:


-----Brood War-----


Battle.net ID (use your real ID, you cannot get into this tourney if you are a smurf):

Race:

Brood War Accomplishments:

How good are you at Brood Wars?

APM (lol):

-----Socially-----


Do you drink?

If you answered yes to the previous question, what is your favorite brand of alcohol?

If you drink, how well do you handle your alcohol?

How many girlfriends have you had in your life?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your charm?

How often do you dream(night-time) of Brood Wars?


-----Multiple Choice-----


You've had a long night of drinking, tried your ass off, and utterly failed, what do you do?
A. Go home and try again tomorrow
B. Pay
C. I don't fail

You're in a bar with Rekrul. You are talking to a cute Korean girl. Rekrul leans over and says "Hey, I like yours better." What do you do?
A. Punch him
B. Bend over and take it up the tail-pipe
C. Find a new girl

You are at a bar with some ex-progamers. Who are you most attracted to?
A. Grrrr...
B. Smuft
C. Rekrul
D. Elky


-----Finally-----

Why do you feel we should accept you into this tournament?

Describe your ideal first day/night in Korea after you've arrived:

Guess Manifesto7's Weight:


-----Photo-----

Please include one or more photos of yourself.

In Closing

Once again send all Application Forms in the form of a PM to Rekrul on TL.net. Tournament is sponsored in full by Rekrul and Smuft. Get practicing!
why so 진지해?
perLi is 2down
Profile Joined April 2006
United States533 Posts
October 09 2006 15:05 GMT
#2
cool, you gosu's better get on that shit with a quickness! GL guys.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 09 2006 15:06 GMT
#3
Note: Any bad manner or derrogatory comments in this thread will results in IP bans. Thanks.
why so 진지해?
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
October 09 2006 15:08 GMT
#4
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

hahaha,

another great opportunity provided to us from
A) Smuft, master of the WDT Click for reference
and
B) Rekrul, co-genius of "StarCraft Camp" Click for reference

Sign me up negro, I should get a complementary invite just for being so hot. (How do you know my weight anways? -_-)
ModeratorGodfather
perLi is 2down
Profile Joined April 2006
United States533 Posts
October 09 2006 15:10 GMT
#5
who came up with the name for this?


p.s Starcraft camp lol.


well fuck if it all goes well this is a good oppurtunity for a lot of guys to attain their hearts desire or something.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-09 15:12:01
October 09 2006 15:11 GMT
#6
Note: Any further discussion about WDT will results in bans. This is the WKT

This is not a joke by any means either.

Thanks.
why so 진지해?
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
October 09 2006 15:12 GMT
#7
sounds kewl.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
October 09 2006 15:15 GMT
#8
wow sweet deal ;o
red.venom
Profile Joined October 2002
United States4651 Posts
October 09 2006 15:26 GMT
#9
Haha O_O
Broom
DJEtterStyle
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2766 Posts
October 09 2006 15:59 GMT
#10
Being that sex appeal appears to have some degree of pull on this application, I'm a shoo-in.
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
October 09 2006 16:06 GMT
#11
On October 10 2006 00:08 Manifesto7 wrote:
How do you know my weight anways? -_-


He doesn't
I'll call Nada.
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
October 09 2006 16:07 GMT
#12
wow
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28677 Posts
October 09 2006 17:22 GMT
#13
I recommend going for this
night out with rek is good times!
Moderator
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
October 09 2006 17:35 GMT
#14
I sent in my app, joke or not the chance to be a giant american drunk amongst tiny korean goofballs is to great to ignore.

I recommend allowing me in this tourney and even rigging it so i win no matter what. I promise amazing pictures involving hot asian girls and suggestive yet decent poses.

Further I will spend at least a small portion of that 1000$ on getting a SC related tattoo.
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
October 09 2006 17:45 GMT
#15
Wow, very nice. Think this is a better prize then just money, people will try hard for winning.
zXk3
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Mexico1178 Posts
October 09 2006 18:08 GMT
#16
wow app send.. ill spend at least the 50% on rek lol
GraphicsNo soy dominante, solo tengo mejores ideas...| Sorry Oshi, 4-1 shows that im better than you =D i wont do any more mistakes now
Return
Profile Joined June 2005
Ivory Coast856 Posts
October 09 2006 18:12 GMT
#17
shit! 2bad i cant apply =(
Diiiscoo-oh, thats where the happy people go!
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
October 09 2006 19:11 GMT
#18
this is hilarious
Silver
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
New Zealand378 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-09 20:10:52
October 09 2006 19:33 GMT
#19
haawt. this would be extremly fun, if only I was more awesome at broodwar.

This is a great way to get rid of that cumbersome mountain of poker cash. hope it pays off in enertainment value for you Rekrul and Smuft!

but really, must be alot of work to organise too... you guys are gods. this is great.
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
October 09 2006 20:17 GMT
#20
Eh, I'd apply but I'm not 19 :D Pretty awesome idea tho!
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-09 20:23:02
October 09 2006 20:20 GMT
#21
wait, so we're supposed to goto Korea for this thing?

I'm so entering... after I get back from school
Use it or lose it
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
October 09 2006 21:08 GMT
#22
19... why not 18...?
Stim_Abuser
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1277 Posts
October 09 2006 21:25 GMT
#23
anyone else extremely confused about rekruls intentions of this post?
you can tell what your enemy fears most by the means he uses to frighten you.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
October 09 2006 21:28 GMT
#24
On October 10 2006 06:08 -_- wrote:
19... why not 18...?


i think that's the korean drinking age haha

pretty funny project, hope this shit works out
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Prodigy[x]
Profile Joined May 2006
Canada207 Posts
October 09 2006 21:49 GMT
#25
Can we apply if we think we'd simply be more fun to party with than anyone else? LOL
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 09 2006 23:40 GMT
#26
hellllllllloooooooooooooooooooo

I am back bitches. and I have applied. GG
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25981 Posts
October 09 2006 23:47 GMT
#27
I like how most of the application process is making sure you drink, goto clubs, and are not socially inept. That's awesome.
Moderator
ZpuX
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden1230 Posts
October 09 2006 23:51 GMT
#28
that's the most awsome fillout form I have ever read! just reading this post is a good laugh (in a good way). gogo rekrul and smuft!!
Really, play for fun!
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
October 09 2006 23:55 GMT
#29
haha this is great
are you investing in this all yourself rekrul?
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
October 10 2006 00:00 GMT
#30
On October 10 2006 08:40 BigBalls wrote:
hellllllllloooooooooooooooooooo

I am back bitches. and I have applied. GG


BIGBALLS IS BACK

I thougth you forgot about TL.net ;O
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 10 2006 00:01 GMT
#31
never hasuzealot
i had a new girlfriend for a while but she dumped me and im in dire need for some ass so im crawling back to TL begging for some love
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
October 10 2006 00:08 GMT
#32
Looks like Rekrul is searching for another drinking buddy .
Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind. Liquid`HerO Fighting!
bioboyAT
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria1763 Posts
October 10 2006 00:09 GMT
#33
i will be your slave for a certain time if u pay me such a package rek !
Milchmann | DeadVessel: Milchmann pwns. I fail.
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
October 10 2006 00:11 GMT
#34
Ohh, I gotta tell suncow about this tournament!





















Oh wait. No I'm not, I don't wanna get banned. ^^
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
bburn
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1039 Posts
October 10 2006 00:24 GMT
#35
Bigballs does this mean we will see another of your stories
banana[AfO]
WhiZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden853 Posts
October 10 2006 00:29 GMT
#36
omg is this for real? :p
why
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 10 2006 00:40 GMT
#37
yes it does
posting it.........NOW
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
October 10 2006 00:47 GMT
#38
--- Nuked ---
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
October 10 2006 01:31 GMT
#39
Rekrul pullin a Fatal1ty and gettin into the promotion business, i like it. Time to invest all that money.
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 10 2006 01:38 GMT
#40
The tournament is sponsored almost in full by Smuft guys, not me. I'll help a little bit though.
why so 진지해?
Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
October 10 2006 01:46 GMT
#41
--- Nuked ---
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 10 2006 03:06 GMT
#42
Moved to BW
why so 진지해?
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6771 Posts
October 10 2006 03:21 GMT
#43
Fuckin' awesome.
Good luck to anyone that competes.

I know I would if I'd be 19 and better at bw.
Graphics
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
October 10 2006 03:37 GMT
#44
is smuft in korea?
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-11 05:06:30
October 10 2006 03:47 GMT
#45
--- Nuked ---
Eagleheart
Profile Joined January 2006
Sweden776 Posts
October 10 2006 03:50 GMT
#46
On October 10 2006 09:29 WhiZ wrote:
omg is this for real? :p


Don't imagine you have any chances of winning it though
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
October 10 2006 06:45 GMT
#47
Wow this sounds so awesome. I fit in at 19 but I suck at StarCraft =[.

Mani ways 210 pounds. No?
Do your best, God will do the rest.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-10 07:07:17
October 10 2006 07:06 GMT
#48
according to this picture:
[image loading]


mani is between 6'4" and 6'7" and weighs ~275lbs
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lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 10 2006 07:08 GMT
#49
i would love to participate if i were old enough -_-;; hold another one in 5 years please ^^
14cc... whats next? women voting?
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
October 10 2006 08:24 GMT
#50
I wanna chill with Smuft and Rek~~
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
October 10 2006 08:32 GMT
#51
On October 10 2006 17:24 SuperJongMan wrote:
I wanna chill with Smuft and Rek~~


Hilary quit .


<3<3 Jong!

Hopefully some good games will come up, and the prize is toly awesome.
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ZZangDreamjOy
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada959 Posts
October 10 2006 08:32 GMT
#52
Rekrul, if im 6'9'' and 320 lbs, can I go? ;p
HitEmUp
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-10 08:35:54
October 10 2006 08:34 GMT
#53
On October 10 2006 02:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:

I sent in my app, joke or not the chance to be a giant american drunk amongst tiny korean goofballs is to great to ignore.

I recommend allowing me in this tourney and even rigging it so i win no matter what. I promise amazing pictures involving hot asian girls and suggestive yet decent poses.

Further I will spend at least a small portion of that 1000$ on getting a SC related tattoo.


ROFL YOU DONT PASS THE Lbs/LENGHT CRITERIA LARD ASS !!!!!!

(your gf still loves you though, so do I. Shes hot)

and ofcourse this is not a joke. Tsk~ Im going for it too, I heard I played zerg these days.

Oh and yeah you can't miss going out with rekrul. You can't get drunk around him though, I heard he had herpes
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 10 2006 09:55 GMT
#54
lol, thats you fool
why so 진지해?
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20022 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-10 10:38:46
October 10 2006 10:30 GMT
#55
On October 10 2006 16:08 lawl mart wrote:
i would love to participate if i were old enough -_-;; hold another one in 5 years please ^^


agreed.

but make it 3 years 1 week.

edit: maybe by then i'll be good enough to win :D
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
October 10 2006 11:05 GMT
#56
Moved to news.

The next person that guesses me at 150+ kg (WTF?!?!) is gonna get run down by a crazy canadian.
ModeratorGodfather
miNi
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Korea (South)2010 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-10 14:12:31
October 10 2006 11:32 GMT
#57
On October 10 2006 20:05 Manifesto7 wrote:
Moved to news.

The next person that guesses me at 150+ kg (WTF?!?!) is gonna get run down by a crazy canadian.
You look to be around 105 Kg?
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
October 10 2006 11:34 GMT
#58
i'd say about 120-130 kg-ish

who's willing to sponsor several thousand dollars for this anyway?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 10 2006 11:41 GMT
#59
you know i didn't know his weight but guessed it spot on correct exactly
why so 진지해?
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
October 10 2006 11:42 GMT
#60
manner the fuck up, im not in triple digits.
ModeratorGodfather
Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
October 10 2006 11:57 GMT
#61
yah what is it in for them?

This is just charity?

Sounds like a prank to me... but whatever.
Im not in marketing to fully understand costs and benefits of those campaigns =p
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NonYold
Profile Joined April 2004
United States2814 Posts
October 10 2006 11:58 GMT
#62
i guessed you at a bit over 80kg <3
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
October 10 2006 12:15 GMT
#63
Wow, this is incredible.

Good luck to all that apply. The prize is gonna make the tournament play out a lot cooler than just the standard cash thing.

Nice job smuft and rek. You're doing a good thing here.
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pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-10 12:18:55
October 10 2006 12:15 GMT
#64
I am not applying because I suck at BW. This response will almost certianly get me banned.

-----Socially-----
Do you drink?
Only when I am sober enough to be conscious.

If you answered yes to the previous question, what is your favorite brand of alcohol?

Brand... please, you rich poker players need to get back to your goddamn roots! I bet if you answered this rekrul, your answer would be an appletini... what a bitch you've become.
My favorite brand is whatever Malt-liquor 40 is cheapest at the time I get drunk. Don't try to pass of a goddamn Coors light 40 ounce as a "40," it isn't.

If you drink, how well do you handle your alcohol?
Biosterously. But if you are asking about my ability to hang on to my drink I will tell you this: I get pissed if I spill alcohol that I don't specifically dedicate to "the fallen homies." And it is my mission in life to destroy anyone that leaves "wounded soldiers" behind.

How many girlfriends have you had in your life?
4... I'm a little too over the top to be entirely plausible as a boyfriend. I am entirely plausible as a random hookup though.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your charm?
Probably only a 7, my good looks would probably qualify me for a 9, but my drunken dancing probably destroys my charm for all but the drunkest girls.



-----Multiple Choice-----


You've had a long night of drinking, tried your ass off, and utterly failed, what do you do?
A. Go home and try again tomorrow
B. Pay
C. I don't fail

C. is the answer you are looking for, but you shouldn't be. Anyone who has failed utterly, but won't admit it until sucess, has suceeded with a woman that looks like she was beat with a socket wrench.

You're in a bar with Rekrul. You are talking to a cute Korean girl. Rekrul leans over and says "Hey, I like yours better." What do you do?
A. Punch him
B. Bend over and take it up the tail-pipe
C. Find a new girl

D. Laugh and tell him that as you get on the plane next week you'll give him her number and let him know if she'll take it in the 2 hole.
E. Take a look at the one he's talking to.


-----Finally-----

Guess Manifesto7's Weight:

Serious guess: 235
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Broken.Mind
Profile Joined December 2005
United States364 Posts
October 10 2006 12:29 GMT
#65
LoL great stuff. hrrmm. yea i'm with all the other newbs who posted in this thread. I just suck at bw t.t
U N D E R T H E I N F L U E N C E
Myrmidon
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States9452 Posts
October 10 2006 12:46 GMT
#66
On October 10 2006 21:15 pooper-scooper wrote:
Guess Manifesto7's Weight:

Serious guess: 235


235 lb = 106.5 kg

On October 10 2006 20:42 Manifesto7 wrote:
manner the fuck up, im not in triple digits.



Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 10 2006 12:54 GMT
#67
On October 10 2006 12:47 dronebabo wrote:
isn't smuft banned from going to korea for getting caught with weed


2 week ban should have read the rules.
why so 진지해?
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
October 10 2006 13:17 GMT
#68
Manifesto weights 85Kg.
Moderator<:3-/-<
uhjoo
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)1740 Posts
October 10 2006 13:33 GMT
#69
this is so sweet rofl
i want bubbles the warrior monkey back
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
October 10 2006 13:39 GMT
#70
hmm
Happiness only real when shared.
DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
October 10 2006 14:02 GMT
#71
id apply but im not good. Whos pocket is this coming out of? rekrul's i assume, i doubt smuft is a good poker player. seeing as how i never see or hear of him on LP. So yea thats really cool if this is real, if its not. its kinda dickish~attentionseeking~gay imho.
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
October 10 2006 14:12 GMT
#72
It's a pity I don't have time 'cause of school.

Oh, and that I suck at BW, too ^^V
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
XaI)CyRiC
Profile Joined October 2002
United States4471 Posts
October 10 2006 14:35 GMT
#73
I may save up money and vacation time to just be in Korea whenever this thing goes down. I'm sure as hell not going to make it through this tournament
Moderator
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
October 10 2006 15:00 GMT
#74
Wow watching the finals of this would be like awesome enough.
JollYRoGeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden342 Posts
October 10 2006 17:58 GMT
#75
cool indeed. thanks smuft(one of my favorite players) and rekrul. you're doing a really nice thing. thanks. and thanks again.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
October 10 2006 19:19 GMT
#76
Rekrul as admin for something as cool as this? Wow.

Your the man. This thread is really funny lol. Also a bigger thanks to smuft since he was main sponsor right? Well anyway this is the shit.

I would like to se more flamers and such though, rekrul funny bannistor
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
October 10 2006 20:05 GMT
#77
On October 10 2006 05:17 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Eh, I'd apply but I'm not 19 :D Pretty awesome idea tho!

0___0 FA ur not even 19??? wow sht... wait... thats a joke rite?
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
October 10 2006 20:34 GMT
#78
On October 11 2006 05:05 pyrogenetix wrote:
     [removed quote within quote]
0___0 FA ur not even 19??? wow sht... wait... thats a joke rite?


No, he's a kid born in , 1989
FA joined TL when he was about 13/14 lol
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
sNt)gatchaman
Profile Joined September 2005
India147 Posts
October 10 2006 20:50 GMT
#79
gl to all, this will be very exciting games for sure.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
October 10 2006 21:06 GMT
#80
no way im good enough to win but its still really awesome youre doing this

oh korea, how i long for your gentle, culturally different embrace
Legalize drugs and murder.
Zeller
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States1109 Posts
October 10 2006 22:19 GMT
#81
i hope players like raven and white-ra apply, is this going to be posted on other sites to spread the news?
Last.Epic , Epic[LighT]
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
October 10 2006 23:19 GMT
#82
On October 10 2006 23:02 DooMeR wrote:
id apply but im not good. Whos pocket is this coming out of? rekrul's i assume, i doubt smuft is a good poker player. seeing as how i never see or hear of him on LP. So yea thats really cool if this is real, if its not. its kinda dickish~attentionseeking~gay imho.

because of course, all good poker players post like crazy on lp!

-_-

im pretty sure smuft does good enough for himself, especially if hes sponsoring something like this
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
FroST(TE)
Profile Joined September 2004
United States909 Posts
October 10 2006 23:30 GMT
#83
i believe smuft plays 1k or 2knl on party
PoorUser on LP
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
October 10 2006 23:35 GMT
#84
LOL...is there a possibility of making the best applications public? XD...
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
October 10 2006 23:39 GMT
#85
On October 10 2006 21:54 Rekrul wrote:
[removed quote within quote]

2 week ban should have read the rules.


should have read what rules what the fuck
Pacifist
Profile Joined October 2003
Israel1683 Posts
October 11 2006 00:22 GMT
#86
rekrul, you spelt soul wrong.
Riding a bike is overrated.
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-11 01:16:02
October 11 2006 00:26 GMT
#87
Mani weighs... hmm, I guess he's a bit over average height and kind of beefy so 87kg?
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
October 11 2006 00:51 GMT
#88
On October 11 2006 09:22 Pacifist wrote:
rekrul, you spelt soul wrong.


Is that supposed to be funny?
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
October 11 2006 01:33 GMT
#89
oh hahaha, my bad.. kg, stupid metric units
Mr_Pink
Profile Joined September 2006
United States338 Posts
October 11 2006 02:18 GMT
#90
Question... When's the tournament? Because my birthday is right around the corner and that's when I turns 19 (Don't know why it's 19, if in the USA your considered an adult at 18?). And do you have to be 19 to participate in the tournament or 19 to recieve the prize, and travel, because I am 18 and have a passport and all my papers ect....
gG.
Mr_Pink
Profile Joined September 2006
United States338 Posts
October 11 2006 02:41 GMT
#91
PS... Application Sent.
gG.
_Bandit_
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada115 Posts
October 11 2006 04:03 GMT
#92
lol applied. I fit the criteria I suppose. Pretty hilarious though.
Bandit[LighT]
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
October 11 2006 04:37 GMT
#93
If I were two years older, I'd do this in a second

I'm curious to who will be picked though...
[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
October 11 2006 05:04 GMT
#94
im over 200lbs this is bS!
I may not be the best player right now but I think I can beat any 'best' players. I'll beat all the best players and become the best player. Watch me. - Jju
karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-11 08:00:11
October 11 2006 05:05 GMT
#95
plausible reasons why smuft would do this:

1. he lost some insane prop bet to rekrul and this was the selected punishment

2. he needs a sufficiently retarded person to smuggle in more dope to korea hence the extensive screening procedure

which ever reason great idea!
zzzzzz
KimmoL
Profile Joined December 2004
Norway256 Posts
October 11 2006 05:10 GMT
#96
this serious? haha xD
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 11 2006 05:25 GMT
#97
On October 11 2006 14:05 karelen wrote:
plausible reasons why smuft would do this:

1. he lost some insane prop bet to rekrul and this was the selected punishment

2. he needs a sufficiently retarded person to smuggle in more dope to korea hence the extensive screening procedure

which ever reason great idea!


This thread is not about the discussion of drugs.
why so 진지해?
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
October 11 2006 05:52 GMT
#98
DRUGS ARE BAD, MMKAY?
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
ScoutWBF
Profile Joined April 2005
Germany606 Posts
October 11 2006 05:53 GMT
#99
Is this only for americans?
miNi
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Korea (South)2010 Posts
October 11 2006 06:08 GMT
#100
On October 11 2006 14:53 ScoutWBF wrote:
Is this only for americans?
"The Best FOREIGN Broodwars player"
Detonate
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Iceland578 Posts
October 11 2006 06:31 GMT
#101
this is realy dum lol crabcakes
inept @ west always up for TMM and 1vs1. TLT3 goGOgOG
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-11 07:14:21
October 11 2006 07:13 GMT
#102
Not a good 11th post.

edit- and change your sig.
ModeratorGodfather
Mr_Pink
Profile Joined September 2006
United States338 Posts
October 11 2006 07:29 GMT
#103
Rekrul you never answered my question...?
gG.
GuYuTe-
Profile Joined February 2005
United States550 Posts
October 11 2006 08:31 GMT
#104
LOL at the weight restriction.

Mr_Pink
Profile Joined September 2006
United States338 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-11 09:34:12
October 11 2006 09:34 GMT
#105
On October 11 2006 17:31 GuYuTe- wrote:
LOL at the weight restriction.



You have a little bit of time to loose some pounds till then, so either go bolimec or anarexic if you really want to play!
gG.
HOLLAND
Profile Joined October 2006
United States48 Posts
October 11 2006 11:12 GMT
#106
y isnt less dan 19 yrs old allowed?
Love can resolve every problem.. btw just 4 da record my name has nothing to do with the Dutch
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7218 Posts
October 11 2006 11:49 GMT
#107
how many applications have been sent in/are being considered?
Entusman #12
Darki[Per]
Profile Joined November 2005
Peru689 Posts
October 11 2006 12:58 GMT
#108
you must accept el papitoss application
El Papitoss
GuYuTe-
Profile Joined February 2005
United States550 Posts
October 11 2006 16:14 GMT
#109
On October 11 2006 18:34 Mr_Pink wrote:
[removed quote within quote]

You have a little bit of time to loose some pounds till then, so either go bolimec or anarexic if you really want to play!


No, I just think it's funny. I'm under the weight restriction but I suck so no use...
africanboy
Profile Joined July 2006
Korea (South)453 Posts
October 11 2006 18:38 GMT
#110
Good Luck
espoto@hotmail.com -add me
FalliNinLove
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Slovakia865 Posts
October 11 2006 19:13 GMT
#111
I will think about it after how well i do in wcg, if i fail horribly fuck bw.. if top 3 i will apply
eChoWns
Profile Joined June 2006
Germany168 Posts
October 12 2006 03:25 GMT
#112
This thread is only made for one reason, to be the longest thread of all TL time;D
I am a happy man
Mr_Pink
Profile Joined September 2006
United States338 Posts
October 12 2006 06:24 GMT
#113
On October 12 2006 12:25 eChoWns wrote:
This thread is only made for one reason, to be the longest thread of all TL time;D


Its not getting that many replies...
gG.
badteeth
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands1416 Posts
October 12 2006 09:13 GMT
#114
I can't play broodwars for shit, but buy me a ticket to korea and your life will change.

You know you need this. Do It!
no quote for you! ehh, damn.
Mr_Pink
Profile Joined September 2006
United States338 Posts
October 12 2006 10:03 GMT
#115
Hey, if I promise that I won't drink in Korea, can I still participate?
gG.
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
October 12 2006 11:22 GMT
#116
On October 11 2006 16:13 Manifesto7 wrote:
Not a good 11th post.

edit- and change your sig.


I love you.

Honestly. All the crappy 15 y.o. "lashing out at the world because they're hormonally imbalanced" people are being banned consistently. I love it. Even though sometimes tl discussion go off topic, follow similar trends or, most of the time, make no sense, they're (almost) always entertaining. Just as entertaining as the people that post.

GJ Mods.

However, to keep on topic: I can't go coz I suck. But, let me say, hats off to Dan and Smuft. This is so generous of you. I hope that if, or maybe when, I run into some real cash I can extend the same generosity to others as well.
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
Ilvy
Profile Joined September 2002
Germany2445 Posts
October 12 2006 17:47 GMT
#117
On October 11 2006 20:12 HOLLAND wrote:
y isnt less dan 19 yrs old allowed?


because under 19 = kid and would not be able to stand against this guys (and alc poker is not allowed there under 19)
Aukai
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1183 Posts
October 12 2006 19:38 GMT
#118
I suck at BW, but I just turned 19 and I can hold down my booze :D
There was one really amazing gal. She was one of the biggest chick i ever seen.
In)Spire
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1323 Posts
October 12 2006 21:01 GMT
#119
Dam im only 13...........
Misca
Profile Joined September 2002
Netherlands605 Posts
October 13 2006 07:36 GMT
#120
On October 12 2006 04:13 FalliNinLove wrote:
I will think about it after how well i do in wcg, if i fail horribly fuck bw.. if top 3 i will apply


So you won't signup I guess..

Or ur gonna be the underdog winning all, which would be awesome tho!
WhiZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden853 Posts
October 13 2006 20:49 GMT
#121
On October 10 2006 12:50 Eagleheart wrote:
[removed quote within quote]

Don't imagine you have any chances of winning it though

whats your problem?
why
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
October 14 2006 05:19 GMT
#122
o_O That's like the coolest prize ever, holy shit! Smuft must have quite some money to spare, thx you two!
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
October 14 2006 05:19 GMT
#123
I won't apply though, I suck horribly.
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
Eclipse.fX
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada125 Posts
October 14 2006 13:39 GMT
#124
On October 12 2006 20:22 MaZza[KIS] wrote:However, to keep on topic: I can't go coz I suck. But, let me say, hats off to Dan and Smuft. This is so generous of you. I hope that if, or maybe when, I run into some real cash I can extend the same generosity to others as well.


No one is going because it's all a joke in very poor taste, the whole post is just an excersise in Rekrul flexing his authority. The only proven reputation Smuft has is a drug smuggler and someone who stole money from a private tournament he ran. And now he's having another "fabulous tournament" and Rekrul has put a gag order on discussing the potential problems with it?

I'll believe it when I see it. Rekrul and Smuft know the community well enough to have made this an invite-only tournament to the best 16 players in the world who were actually interested in going to Korea. So obviously there's something else going on here and every single person who hasn't had the balls to call him on this should be ashamed of themselves.
24949
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 15 2006 17:30 GMT
#125
LOL
why so 진지해?
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
October 16 2006 04:53 GMT
#126
Eclipse.fX is right.

Lets wait for this to happen.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
Leejungterran
Profile Joined September 2005
Korea (South)572 Posts
October 16 2006 10:17 GMT
#127
look not serious
Myxomatosis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2392 Posts
October 17 2006 05:33 GMT
#128
-- has anything happened yet? who's applied? anyone good?
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
November 08 2006 17:26 GMT
#129
so...
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
TreK
Profile Joined August 2004
Sweden2089 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-22 02:42:15
November 22 2006 02:21 GMT
#130
oh the memorys from mani's thread nr.1. :D

i also sent a PM, just to entertain leklul
Bergkamp ftw!
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