Names Are Hard mini mafia

On June 07 2016 04:13 Shapelog wrote:
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On June 07 2016 06:09 LightningStrike wrote:
Hey guys I here you guys ready to lynch some scum?

On June 07 2016 06:28 LightningStrike wrote:

NAI items so far from sicklucker and Shape seems to just be trolling to me. Kinda amused sicklucker and Shape are voting each other but neverless it just NAI items.

On June 07 2016 06:54 Shapelog wrote:

So you going/want to lynch me because I acted cute, like I do in almost any game, especially when i smurfed(town), because that is scum indicative?

And because I apparently stole something from you, that a bunch of other people do on this site as well?

https://vine.co/v/i9PaOqZ62pF

On June 07 2016 07:05 Shapelog wrote:
Yeah i get that a lot.
Don't worry, if I am scum, all my team mates will be dead by Day 3, because I bus them to hell.

but, in a attempt to get the ball really rolling,
why is thou scum?

On June 07 2016 12:46 Kwahamot wrote:
Hey guys, this is an introduction. Excited to play with you all!

Anyways Day 1 is really annoying cause I don't have the experience to have reads on all you guys from fluffy posts but I'm leaning town on Shapelog and sicklucker.

Shapelog because he dictated the pace of the game so far. And for sicklucker, I can understand his thought process in calling out Shapelog but so far it's hard to make a good case but it's only been 6 hours.

On June 08 2016 06:44 Shapelog wrote:
Oh yeah I skipped over this post.

Yeah, fuck your blue eyes,

Onto more serious matters, nothing is bothering me from you other than your fixation on me and nothing else (might of changed since this post.) You keep coming back and posting just to me, and not towards or on anything else in the thread. You have (remember at the time of this post) not made any apparent reads or thoughts on anyone else. Which kinda rubs me wrong, because that doesn't seem like something town should do. I mean yes, town can get tunneled, but you yourself said it was for bad reason's (me being cute) so you not really dead set in it.

After typing it out, it kinda bothers me more. But I think for now I going to actually catch up.

On June 08 2016 07:18 KelsierSC wrote:


Can't agree with this

On June 08 2016 07:28 KelsierSC wrote:


wherebugsgo.

He has a massive hard on for Palmar right now

Bugs might have a very good read on palmar , which would explain making a bad excuse to vote him and then asking for peoples reads on him afterwards so just waiting to see how that develops.

On June 08 2016 07:44 LightningStrike wrote:

Mainly Chez I don't remember him being this troll you day 1 as town.

On June 08 2016 08:22 Shapelog wrote:

Yeah I found it after the Yugi card post the page afterward and posted about it.

On June 08 2016 10:08 Shapelog wrote:
A small content break to write a small book

Where The bugs Go

"Where oh Where have my little little bugs gone?" little Palmar said, stomping about. "They been gone from TLmafia for quite some time, my my I hope they are ok." he mumbled as he bite on his finger nails. "Oh I must, I must, Find my bugs. Oh where or where do the bugs go?" Little Palmar cired.

Then Little Palmar spotted a trail of Bug Shit leaving his small house. "Oh yes, oh yes, I'll just follow the Bug shit." Little Palmar said, as he started to skip. He skipped down the Trail, following the bug shit. He followed it, till the Trail ended, and he locked eyes with the Owl known as Chez.

"Oh Chez, Do you Know where the bugs go?" Little Palmar asked?
"Who?" Chez the owl said.
"The bugs." Little Palmar said.
"Who?" Chez the owl said.
"The bugs that went by I need to kn--"
"who?"
"FOR FUCKSAKE CHEZ, JUST TELL ME WHERE THEY SHITTED AT!" Little Palmar yelled, and thus bumped the rating on this book from E to PG13.
"Well you do not have to be so mean, they went that way." Chez the Owl said, pointed west.

So little Palmar skipped west, till he meet the Storm Cloud know as LightningStrike.

"Mr.Lightningstrike, do you know where the bugs go?" Little Palmar asked?
"Idk, little Palmar. Have you checked the ground for clues?" The storm cloud asked?
"Yes, I found a Trail of Shit, but it ended. Chez said that they hea--"
"You listened to Chez?"
"Yes"
"You are a dumbass." LightningStrike said chuckling.
"At least I am not the dumbass that added a Unneeded N in Lighting." little Palmar said, looking so damm Swag.
"Hey, the user name was taken."LightnightStrike said,"do you want my help or not?"
"Yes?"
"They are at Kwah's house last time I saw them." The storm cloud said, then, in one movement, was stucked down by a handsome knight known only as Damlord.
"Here Child, let me take you there." Damlord said.
"Idk. mommy said tha-"
"GET ON THIS HORSE'S REAR OR I SWEAR I WILL LANCE YOUR MOUTH SO HARD, YOU WILL WISH YOU NEVER MEET ME." Damlord yelled as he point his lan....Wtf was it. I thought it was a lance, yet it looks more like a badly painted gardenstick. da fuq? Anyways, little Palmar hopped on, and rode to Kwah's house.



Little Palmar skipped into Kwah's house, he was new, and left his door open for some odd reason. "Kwah, do you know where the bugs are?"
"Indeed i do little Palmar," Kwah said to the child.
"Where did the bugs go?"
Kwah looked at the back wall.

There, a giant death mobile, filled to the brim with bugs and giant saws sat. It quickly became active and chased down Little Palmar, ripping him lamb from lamb. Oh the screams where delightful, Blood poured over the ground in great quantity. It went all into the night, till little Palmar died for the 27th time.

So, where do the bugs go you ask? The bugs go on a killing rampage because that is what bugs do,

On June 08 2016 10:22 Shapelog wrote:
Eh, I going to get off now. I finish reading things and what not tomorrow.

On June 08 2016 10:30 Tumblewood wrote:
people who literally made be so bored that I literally died literally:
ve
people who literally made me laugh so hard that I literally died literally:
chez
shape that one time

On June 08 2016 12:30 wherebugsgo wrote:
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here, everyone is saying Palmar is a lazy asshole now but I read over Palmar's most recently listed games in the mafia DB and what I saw there is exactly what I expected to see here. More effort, to the level of bursty posts where he comes in and posts a bunch and then leaves, but whenever he comes back he posts a lot. And in general as town he appears to read everything and will respond when called out.

Are there games more recent than December 2015 that Palmar has played that are not in the database? LS can you give me the link to this one:



and any others you think I might find useful?

On June 08 2016 12:56 wherebugsgo wrote:


I agree with you, which is why I was hoping he would at least respond. A useful Palmar is a Palmar to keep alive, but a useless Palmar deserves death. Day 1 death perhaps not, but death nonetheless...it's ironically harder to kill him when you're more sure he's scum because he's a fairly strong player in keeping himself alive when he wants to play-when you're more sure he's scum there are less people around to help you.

Anyway...

1. Who do you think is scum right now?
2. What are your thoughts on Log?

On June 08 2016 07:06 Rels wrote:

##Vote Kwahamot
Prepared first post shows a difficulty to enter the thread.
The "newbie" excuse is typical of newbie scum.
Random reads are random and are looking like he wanted to fill up his post with "serious" stuff.

On June 08 2016 13:20 wherebugsgo wrote:


right so you said Shape is 45% mafia to you, what % would you put on Rels?

On June 08 2016 14:02 wherebugsgo wrote:


what are you on about, I use it as scum all the time. That's precisely why I was confused. Scum thrive on pushing lynches without actually pushing them.

with that said, I read Koshi's past few games and he's legitimately really bad as both alignments, so I was reading too far into it and I'm no longer confused.



different, and better, than yours. yours are hot garbage.

For example, putting me and shape as scum together. And Palmar as "sorta town" instead of "done nothing of note" (along with putting Chezinu there; if you actually read his posts he wouldn't belong there).

On June 08 2016 18:14 Koshi wrote:

Nha sicklucker can be anything. I was just lazy and didn't change that read from Tumble. Pretty sure I earlier said sl has potential but is null.

Rels is town for the reason I gave. sl voting Rels is something I haven't looked into yet.

On June 08 2016 23:18 Rels wrote:

New players are usually easier to read. What is wrong with what I've said ?

On June 09 2016 02:39 Rels wrote:

1. Do you think WBG is a new player ?
2. Since you're good at reading new player, what do you think of what I've wrote about tomahawk ?

On June 09 2016 03:08 Rels wrote:

He's scumreading me for reasons that are not believable.
He doesn't have this aura of "fuck you I do what I want" that he has as town, especially on D1.
He claims to be good at reading new player but misses the obvious scumtells in the two posts of the new player playing this game.
He didn't spew himself town. If he's town he will at some point.

On June 09 2016 03:13 Rels wrote:

Where did I arguee I wasn't focusing on a newbie ?

On June 09 2016 03:41 wherebugsgo wrote:
Yo, sicklucker: Rels's responses to you have been so strong (as in bold) that I think you should reevaluate. Bad plays are not indicative of scum. Him suspecting the newbie is strange but his reactions afterward are pretty townish.

Yo, Rels, you're stuck on surface-level stuff on the newbie (who is apparently pretty cognizant of how he sounded, it seemed like a joke) and while he very well might still be scum he's definitely not the best lynch today.

One of Damdred/Shapelog dies today, all other votes are wasted. Pick one.

On June 09 2016 03:49 Tumblewood wrote:

damdred I can't believe you'd ever sheep koshi to hit scum
isn't palmar your designated shepherd

On June 09 2016 03:54 Damdred wrote:
Yeah basically I have an hour to read the whole game and defend myself at the same time because I'm afk...

Which doesn't make me scum at all when all signs point to me being more active as scum anyway.

I'll just go eat cookies and pull a marv

On June 09 2016 04:08 Chezinu wrote:
Facts:

There is no vote count update in the past hour.

Analysis:

Note 13: I think it would benefit town greatly to have a town vote.

Purpose of Post:

1. Bring attention to the need of an updated vote count.

2. To show that I desire an updated vote count.

Excuses:

1. I cannot justify creating an updated vote count when I have RL work to do.

On June 09 2016 04:13 Chezinu wrote:
Facts:



##unvote
##vote Shapelog


Analysis:

Note 14: Perhaps, if I vote for the person who claimed to be mafia in the thread. The vote count will be updated.

Purpose of Post:

1. To encourage the development of an updated vote count.

2. To show that I really want an updated vote count.

On June 09 2016 05:36 LightningStrike wrote:
I really don't want to lynch Damdred atm he turning emo which he normally does more often as town than scum. Yes his play been underwhelming but I had seen a underwhelming town Damdred before and mislynched him for that too. I will vote Shape because
A. WBG's case is decent.
B. Damdred will be saved unless someone votes him after me voting Shape.
C. Koshi brought up a meta point.
Shapelog if you are town I pretty stuck in a paranoia atm regarding you and Damdred.
##Vote: Shapelog

On June 09 2016 05:37 Shapelog wrote:
Damm, I didn't want to do this, but I have waited to long.

I am a PR.

On June 09 2016 05:39 Shapelog wrote:
Doctor

Hence Butterfly references, Butterflies = life

On June 09 2016 06:08 Koshi wrote:

Jsut hard claim doc.

On June 09 2016 08:54 Shapelog wrote:

This is kinda of a weird post looking back just because of how reads

Like it says basically "no one is reading this as X, not that it is X."

Then he also doesn't claim to CC later on. So why was this post made?

On June 10 2016 14:09 Tumblewood wrote:
Of the two tracker claims, Art is scum. There's a reason I preferred lynching Shape to lynching Damdred that I avoided saying earlier in the game: I was concerned that I was seeing Damdred's blue meta. Damdred as blue gets himself scumread to avoid a NK (source: Storm, Holyf***e). This is my scum meter for him: plus that whole thing about Kelsier tracking but being completely absent, Art is the scum.
##unvote
##vote: artanis

On June 10 2016 14:16 wherebugsgo wrote:
If artanis is scum I don't understand that play whatsoever. It's like one of the worst moves a scum can make in that situation.

You replace in and 5 minutes into the game you read that someone claimed tracker, so you cc them? As scum he had literally 72+ hours of a headstart which he could have used to just make himself look really townish but instead he decided to kill himself?

That doesn't make any sense at all. There is no doctor. There is literally nothing stopping scum from just outright killing the tracker. It buys scum nothing.

There is literally no reason for a scum to CC there.

On June 10 2016 14:21 wherebugsgo wrote:


what the hell does buying VE another day do if artanis is scum? VE is not even playing the game. It would be better for scum for VE to CC if they are going to do stupid shit.

Like I don't understand why I am still arguing this, but in the back of my mind given the quality of this game I wouldn't be surprised if these shit plays are actually happening.

On June 10 2016 14:30 wherebugsgo wrote:


wtf???

If he wanted to convince VE to keep playing why wouldn't he do that in their QT??

like your logic makes 0 sense. I don't understand how you can actually think this

On June 10 2016 14:36 wherebugsgo wrote:


THEN WHY WOULD HE CC

okay, this is really not that hard, but I feel like I'm going to get a brain hemorrhage if I have to explain this one more time.

Put yourself in Artanis's shoes. Pretend you have just replaced into the game and you get the role PM that you are scum.

You're catching up on the thread, you've spent a couple minutes reading backwards. Since Day just ended you see that someone claimed tracker. And you see that someone claimed doctor and your team shot them last night. You know that it's an open setup, so there can be no other town power roles.

So, instead of just killing the claimed tracker on n2, you decide to counter claim him, KNOWING THAT IT WILL RESULT IN YOUR OWN DEATH.

And you're telling me you think he did that, just because that play somehow convinces his teammate to keep trying?

If that happened on my scum team I would be more likely to continue to not play than be convinced I should try, because that is literally the dumbest thing any scum teammate could do. I would be so demoralized that the first player in that slot fucked off and didn't do anything and was replaced by a complete idiot who decided to kill himself within the first 10 minutes of him joining the game.

On June 10 2016 14:36 Damdred wrote:
Like maybe lynching ve is the correct move if this is a play to save the RB which might be Ve. It would force mafia to kill the real tracker and then you Lynch the cc that survives the night.

If they both survive they get a free track and town gains info at the flip

On June 10 2016 18:06 Koshi wrote:

he was going to get lynched 100% after Shape claimed. So he would claim as either alignment.

On June 10 2016 18:07 Koshi wrote:
If Damdred and Rels are mafia I can really just quit mafia tbh.

On June 10 2016 18:59 VisceraEyes wrote:
I WANT to live in a world where the mafia are Rels LightningStrike and Damdred. That's the world I want to live in. Does anyone want to live there with me?

On June 11 2016 03:34 Tumblewood wrote:
god this is an awful toss-up. this is one of those situations where I'd be like "can we just lynch both of them" but that kind of defeats the purpose of choosing a side. damdred is less scummy based on behavior but art has the way better claim... I just really hate evaluating blue roles and ccs because it doesn't feel like mafia.
anyway, I have no clue who the mafia is of those two so I'll chill on the sidelines of the debate for now.

On June 11 2016 04:29 Damdred wrote:
Rels is literally not fucking reading anything I type so fucking scum. Seriously fuck this.

On June 11 2016 04:13 VisceraEyes wrote:
I'll lynch fucking anyone who says that they think that Damdred is mafia and that I'm mafia with him. I don't care if it's fucking Artanis, I'll lynch the mfer

On June 11 2016 04:47 Rels wrote:
Fucking french can't hit the ball into the fucking goal

On June 11 2016 10:34 Tumblewood wrote:
Hmm if Damdred's scum LS might also be scum. Was hoping I wouldn't have to think so hard on that.

On June 12 2016 05:34 Damdred wrote:
Yeah 100% cool LS moving yoru vote to someone you think is confirmed town gives scum a foothold later to accuse you.

On June 12 2016 06:07 Palmar wrote:
yeah LS might be mafia

On June 12 2016 06:14 LightningStrike wrote:
The sad thing is that you guys pretty much afk'd this day away only to lynch the real tracker even though Damdred did put in more effort than Lex during the day.

On June 12 2016 06:45 Palmar wrote:
like kwah's post is super straightforward, it has no bullshit in it, gets straight to the point of giving reads and then explaining them.

Jumping that post is reserved only for bad (shapelog) and scum (rels)

On June 12 2016 06:47 Koshi wrote:
If rels really cared about lynching kwah over yhe other 2 tpwnies he isnt scum.

On June 12 2016 06:53 Koshi wrote:
It is quite obvious all mafia awee on damdred.

Ls is never mafia and played well.
Sicklucker we cant lynch anymire because he played well as mafia.
TW is town but had a weak moment but w.e.
Wbg is a full blown retard and is a great example why americans are the joke of the universe. Rare to see somebody so obnoxious and retarded at the same time. Quite the accomplishment. Oh well. This d2 will be a good reread later. Amazing the post this fucktard made.

Ve is mafia or really fuckibg horseshit. But he can be horseshit so who the fuck knows. 50/50.
Palmar same. But he is a good player so 100% mafia.

Rels probably not mafia but if ve is not mafia rels is.

On June 12 2016 07:07 LightningStrike wrote:

those were in the bottom 3 with Lex being #1 and VE #2. Rels for potetnally just trying to throw town off a little bit plus Damdred's reasoning. sicklucker because I don't normally got a clue how to read him andthe fact he knows Damdred is good at reading me and thinks I scum is very odd. Palmar because he either playing his worst game ever or scum he would of at least voted mafia Day 1/Day 2 area.

On June 13 2016 21:36 Palmar wrote:

A good start would be to agree with me.

On June 13 2016 21:47 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
So who are you guys cheering for, Spain or Czech Republic?

On June 14 2016 04:30 VisceraEyes wrote:
I literally forgot Tumblewood was playing. Is anyone townreading Tumblewood and why?

On June 15 2016 04:36 Rels wrote:

hope you will cheer for the country that created yours tomorrow

On June 15 2016 18:30 Rels wrote:

Sry for saving your ass against the filthy englishmen.

On June 16 2016 06:43 VisceraEyes wrote:
Incredible, someone else who was probably never ever voting for VE! :OOOOOOOOOO

On June 12 2016 06:10 Chezinu wrote:
Facts:



Analysis:

List 3:

Lightningstrike
nnn_thekushmountainstumblewood
rels
shapelog
koshi
chezinu
wherebugsgo
visceraeyes
KelsierSC
damdred
sicklucker
kwahamot
Palmar

Note 19: The host really did neglect to include two votes against a mafia. I didn't want to believe the host was corrupt. But it seems it is true..

On June 16 2016 17:19 Rels wrote:

So your mind is so sure of your reads you're ok lynching right now ?

On June 16 2016 18:27 Rels wrote:

Yes in 3V2 all 3 town has to vote the same guy. In 2V1 all 2 towns have to vote the same guy. It's the same situation. At the end of day we have to make a decision and consolidate.
I understand the "they will just make the best NK for them" idea a bit more but it was the same in the JAT game and you agreed to sleep there ? And an unlynchable dying is not sure since Chez died and he was definitely lynchable.

On June 16 2016 20:02 Rels wrote:

This post is still horribly scummy and shows stress at the idea of entering the thread. It's just so prepared. Fuck you all for retropectively saying "BUT THAT WAS NOT SCUMMY". That was a scummy post, and his only other post was also bad then he crumbled under pressure and never posted again like scum tends to do under pressure. I'm glad we lynched him, I would probably have tunneled him all game if we hadn't after that D1.

Tomahawk bro you should play a newbie game so you have a coach to help you get used to forum mafia.

On June 17 2016 09:23 Tumblewood wrote:

again same thing
I think someone pointed this out earlier, that this post implies that ve only realized we had 3 towns up for lynch on D1 later, like reverse TMI

On June 18 2016 00:48 Tumblewood wrote:

if he's town the idea is to not lynch him