Team Melee Mini Mafia VI: Newbies and Vets

On February 17 2016 02:50 Queenfestor wrote:
/in as Junior - this is going to be my very first game and i am excited I just played Mafia on Sc2 arcades.

On February 29 2016 20:38 Race Bannon wrote:


Pure evil AND hatred, I don't think you can be that good at being evil to achieve purity unless you absolutely love doing it.

And since you can't love hating there's a fallacy in your logic, buddy.

On March 01 2016 00:50 Shapelog wrote:

I thought he already has a cuddle buddy? Also I admit it would be hard for any being to cuddle a screen for extensive periods of time.

On March 01 2016 01:28 VisceraEyes wrote:

Well if we're going by content then he's about as nutritious as stale cardboard...

On March 01 2016 01:44 Felkyr wrote:


Talking about one lurker + one active, you have any town or scum leans, Spike?

On March 01 2016 06:58 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Just realized my point about 1 active + 1 intentionally lurking applies to blue roles as well if it's the new player lurking. Doesn't have to be lurking either, just playing extremely safe and not saying anything.

Might be mitigated later in the game with the other player coaching them.

On March 01 2016 08:29 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:

Your partner's said less than he normally does as town and you haven't said jack. I don't think you're blue.

On March 01 2016 08:35 Koshi wrote:

Has he already explained to you why I am the most sexy man in the world and how I cannot be mafia this game?

On March 01 2016 10:43 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
Spikasaur do you have any suspicions? Or do you not know what to think about anything?
I'm not being sarcastic or anything with my second question btw. I'm just curious on your thoughts while marv is away.

On March 01 2016 08:40 Koshi wrote:

That's all? Why so neutral?
marv is scumreading me. Aren't you interested in solving the game and finding out my alignment?

On March 01 2016 11:03 Koshi wrote:

The last 2 are very likely town Kush. Come on bro....
Marv is obvious mafia. His junior is afraid as fuck.

I think you are the second mafia team. but I am not sure about that yet.

On March 01 2016 19:39 Koshi wrote:

Also. Is this a scumslip or what is this?

what do you mean with is town too?

You also townread these guys? Why?

On March 01 2016 19:37 Koshi wrote:

O rly. Explain to me how I am scum for pressuring the guy who is really fucking good at mafia but done fucking nothing and didn't find the time to tell his boyfriend anything who he should be really happy to get into this game.

Let me explain this really easily, You 2 are mafia because:
1) marv hasn't done anything to solve the game. Yet hedged a shitton without committing. His filter is 100% mafia currently. It's not even townie who is afk. It's just blatant mafia.
2) Spikasaur hasn't done anything in the game. Didn't even try to do anything. Came into the thread a couple times just to test the waters. He doesn't even bother asking me anything while we wee in the thread before.

Now explain to me why all this doesn't make any sense and why I am mafia.

On March 01 2016 19:57 Koshi wrote:
Maybe I should spam though. Too make this somewhat challenging. Like if I actually defend myself this isn't really a contest. But at this point I think most people will already know who to vote for.

On March 01 2016 20:07 Koshi wrote:

Ok. I'll explain it to the people. I don't have to explain it to you because you are mafia and I will congratulate you if you can get me lynched. That would be impressive. I am pretty sure making me post more is not going to help you. But sure. I can post stuff.
1) You hedging makes you mafia. I explained it. I don't care if you posted hedges in some other game. Like wtf? I know for a fact that you wont type that wishy washy bullshit as town so early about me. You would wait longer and if you finally would start calling me mafia or try to sway public opinion against me you would do it way fiercer. Not like this. It was meek.
2) The heuristic is fine. It just wasn't the right time for you to say it. I know it worked in a previous game. It always works. I am indeed obvious town or mafia. I explained this already.
3) I already forgot what point 3 was. Me misrepresenting you or something. I didn't. You are mafia. I represent you as mafia. The End.

On March 01 2016 20:10 marvellosity wrote:
I told Spikasaur to ignore Koshi but he ignore me too :p

On March 01 2016 20:14 Koshi wrote:

Ask your boyfriend. He is caught up with the game so he can tell you how I feel about Damdred.

On March 01 2016 20:31 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
Spikasaur do you agree with Marv about koshi being mafia or is he misguided town?

On March 01 2016 20:29 Koshi wrote:
This is what happened at the Faerie House.

Spikasaur: OMG marv my darling, this brilliant player named Koshi from the Team Koshi is on to us. O Lord. What shall we do?
marvellosity: Darling don't worry your pretty head. Even though Koshi is a brilliant player, we got to discredit him. Just call him bad. Just type some random stuff. Just try not to scumclaim.
Spikasaur: Ok I will try.
*5 seconds later*
Spikasaur: Woops, I think I scumslipped.
marvellosity: It's ok my darling, I got this covered, I am going to call him mafia.
Spikasaur: But what should I do darling? I have done what you asked and popped in 10 pages to show activity. But this brilliant and extremely talented Koshi always asks me these hard questions though, I don't know how to answer them.
marvellosity: just type random things sweetie, and try to brush off that scumslip like it was nothing. Act dumb. I am going to read the game and call some obvious townies town to try to get them on my good side.


***To be continued***

On March 01 2016 20:49 Koshi wrote:


So in the 5 seconds between these 2 posts I went from mafia to meta town without talking to marv while talking to marv?

On March 01 2016 23:13 Koshi wrote:

Can you tell me why Spike is town? The only thing he did is discredit me together with marv. What is the townie mindset there? You do realize that guy is actively following the thread right?

It is obvious mafia focussing on not getting lynched. Wouldn't town at least try to get a freaking scumread? You do realize that when he came into the thread before the last time he was completely 100% neutral towards me, even though I was already scumreading him and marv then.

Next time he scumreads me and discredits me. While marv does the same not bothering to read the thread. 5 mins later marv read the thread and already flipped his read and had me as town. While Spike was still happy to call me mafia for dnu what reasons tbh.

You got to know this spike got literally 0 reasons to call me mafia except the fact that I called them mafia. And he doesn't even know why that exactly makes me mafia. The reasons why marv called me mafia cannot be why spike called me mafia. He doesn't know the meta on marv and why everything I wrote was "bullshit" (it wasn't)

So why is he calling me mafia? Because marv told him to discredit me because that is what mafia needs to do. It is quite obvious this Spike guy is really new to the game and is just doing what marv tells him to do but he does it rather badly because he doesn't understand what he should really do.

On March 01 2016 23:16 Koshi wrote:
I already threw some bait towards spike 20 hours ago to see if they were solving the game or did anything at all. But he is not doing anything. Dnu. Pretty sure if he was town he would at least attempt to do something.

On March 01 2016 23:19 marvellosity wrote:

and if he was mafia i could manufacture anything for him.

maybe he's struggling and i'm a terrible teacher. your logic is poor.

he seemed to agree with me that Cow/Damdred were suspicious but he couldn't articulate why very well except for using the phrase "inconsequential wank" about Damdred's filter.

On March 01 2016 23:23 Koshi wrote:

Sure MAYBE. Nothing is 100% set in stone.

But the guy did FUCKING NOTHING. I am calling you 2 mafia 24/7 and he comes in here and makes 2 neutral comments. Doesn't attempt to do anything.

Then he reads another post of mine in which I call you mafia and FOR SOME FUCKING REASON WITHOUT READING ANYTHING YOUR FUCKING ADVICE TO HIM IS:

DESTROY KOSHI, DESTROY AND DESCREDIT HIM. DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE YOU READ. DESTROY KOSHI. KILL KOSHI. DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.


Come on marv. Come on. That is everything you got the poor guy to offer? I actually gave my full view on the game to my junior. I actually don't talk about the read on you in my QT. We discuss what the solution is if you are not mafia.

On March 01 2016 23:28 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:
@koshi try to empathize with a hypothetically town spikasaur. It's his first game. He did not find this game on his own and therefore had no natural interest in it like most newbs.
It makes sense that he doesn't have reads.

On March 01 2016 23:32 marvellosity wrote:

yes, he thinks you're an arse for attacking us based on shitty reasons.

imo very townie. my bf is the towniest of all townies. koshi2loser.

On March 02 2016 02:41 Koshi wrote:

You are the one who gets your junior online to call me a cunt, pussy and trash my mafia play while this guy has yet to make his first decent post. While I was actually pretty decent towards him and tried to converse with him and asked him a couple decent questions. Which he ofc ignored. Because why play the game?

But sure.

Take the high road on this one.

On March 02 2016 03:08 Spikasaur wrote:


I had a long post a while ago quoting you. Also referring to somewhen you asking questions? I wrote something like 'I must have missed that', you had your chance to just respond then. Now it's just more time and effort to find and answer. So until then, don't complain I'm ignoring you? Ball was in your court.

On March 02 2016 03:59 Felkyr wrote:


Dude, you should just go back and look at his question. It was quite clear. The ball was not in his court. It was in yours and it still is. Refusing to participate is a mafia-aligned.

On March 01 2016 19:41 Koshi wrote:
I really want you to explain why:
1) I am mafia.
2) You are sure that the 3 teams presented by Kush are all town.
3) Why Kush is not mafia for pushing 3 teams that are town in your mind.

On March 01 2016 05:54 Koshi wrote:

Pro tip: Team Koshi is town.

I think this is a pretty good tip.

On March 02 2016 09:02 marvellosity wrote:
Could probably spite lynch sent for his read on me tbh

On March 02 2016 09:18 marvellosity wrote:
The Ve stuff was kinda weird. Spikasaur wants to lynch tictock and queenfestor but can't really explain why.

On March 02 2016 11:01 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:


at that point marv's vote wouldn't have mattered anyway. rels had 4, ff had 3. So marv's vote couldn't have affected who got lynched.

Plus I get the feeling marv did it to appease his bf and make it seem like he valued his reads. Maybe.

Thoughts? Especially on the first part of what I said.

On March 02 2016 21:04 marvellosity wrote:
did you have to use that exact terminology? xD

On March 02 2016 21:19 marvellosity wrote:
dunno why this didn't occur to me at the time

On March 02 2016 21:24 marvellosity wrote:
you were with me.. :p

On March 02 2016 07:24 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:

This is from this thread

Here is the voting thread



What's going on?

On March 02 2016 21:52 VisceraEyes wrote:
"WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THIS GAME OF MAFIA THAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR?!?!? ANSWER MEE!!!!!!"

On March 02 2016 22:35 nnn_thekushmountains wrote:

really? why not just say the obvious answer, TT?