Personality Mafia 2 - Page 3

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 03:41 GMT

#703

bugs call K-room a scum
but when he is killed and confirmed a-1
bugs disappears
he says nothing here
his mislynch has been undone

when I show my cat a playerlist
it is at bugs which she begins to hiss
her reads are astute
my kitty is cute
she says that bugs is a bish

WBG has hidden in his role
he pretends to search for the mole
but when his chosen townie is shot
his contributions are less than not
now WBG's sharp wit has gone null

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 03:51 GMT

#712

VE my brother of the face hair
how is it that you as scum do bugs declare
when your vote is otherwise in use
attacking yamato, who is silent like refuse
which one do you think is evil, like those from the lair.

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 03:53 GMT

#715

On March 11 2013 12:48 Stutters695 wrote:
@oats: hiro has never witnessed my greatness, that's not surprising. Interesting he hasn't said anything about it since however.

please help me young stutters
I have a plan my brother
it involves you telling me who you suspect
who do you want to get the rope 'round their neck?
I don't know who it is you want to smother.

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 04:09 GMT

#721

On March 11 2013 13:08 VisceraEyes wrote:

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I noticed it. Just sayin.

I think we all did. None of us are that slack.
I figured I'd leave it til he came back
or if he doesn't return
at night there are things we can learn
we'll see if Yamato is town or a hack

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 04:29 GMT

#734

fool has not shown why vivax is scum
I have with Bugs, just that done
sheep me you fools
leave foolish, you tools
now sheep me, its good for you. And fun!

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 04:33 GMT

#736

in fact I did just that
I'll leave you with fool to chew the fat
his case wasn't there
so I don't care
to vote for vivax with that

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 04:36 GMT

#739

oats is so loyal
its make me recoil
he shall sheep me
while I shall be
the one whose back is bent with toil

His is a vote that I like
its time for you all to join in the fight
wbg is the scum who must die
so a vote you each must supply
so wbg doesn't join us at night

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 04:48 GMT

#742

On March 11 2013 13:44 GreYMisT wrote:
V-V-V-V-VOTE COUNT!

cDgCorazon (1): ~~HiroPro~~, Mocsta

VisceraEyes (1): yamato77

Mocsta (0): ~~Oatsmaster~~

iamperfection (0): ~~Kurumi~~

Acrofales (1): risk.nuke

Ver (2): Acrofales, BloodyC0bbler

Hiropro (0): ~~iamperfection~~

Kurumi (2): wherebugsgo, ~~HiroPro~~, ~~Vivax~~, Kurumi

Oatsmaster (1): strongandbig

Yamato77 (3): cDgCorazon, VisceraEyes, slOosh

Promethelax (0): ~~Vivax~~

Stutters965 (2): HiroPro, iamperfection

Crossfire99 (2): austinmcc, VisceraEyes

austinmcc (0): ~~Oatsmaster~~

wherebugsgo (3): VisceraEyes, Promethelax, Oatsmaster

Vivax (2): Foolishness, VisceraEyes, ~~Oatsmaster~~

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 05:00 GMT

#744

can you double lynch for their lies
or just vote many guys
do you have the ability to make more than one swing
or have you split votes like a dink?
I want two of the baddies to fry.

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 16:48 GMT

#926

On March 11 2013 05:38 wherebugsgo wrote:

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some people say that the greatest gift one can give is life. Sadly I do not have the means to do so, but I can give you the second greatest gift one can give: a rat.

Wait that's not right. Who the hell wrote this drivel? I'm gonna go fire that guy right now.

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Hello, brother Promethelax. I see that you have met my friend, the honorable George. Sadly George is a bit preoccupied at the moment-he seems to be pondering the question of whether the fish and the human can coexist peacefully. Quite a quirky fellow, really. On good days he most certainly is high-functioning, but as his gardener can attest, we really do not know what goes on inside that cranium of his.

I do have to say to you though: is our townies learning?

Damn it who brought him back?!

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Welcome, comrade. Have you looked at the rat yet? It's quacking pretty loudly, wouldn't you say? We should band together, you know. Otherwise I might be given the impression that you are the mole in the group. We all know that, though the mole is weaker than the rat, it is hated much more severely.

So the questions to ask you are: are you the mole? Or perhaps you are the disease of the rat? Or a fat lazy cat?

From my first impression you certainly don't seem like my friend the shepherd!

On March 11 2013 17:42 wherebugsgo wrote:
My brethren, has the shepherd arrived? I have seen a tall man, and the sheep have moved...but is he the nice shepherd or the bad shepherd? Alas, the eyes of the dog are not so sharp. Maybe it is by smell that I may learn the truth.

why, one may say, did the dog bark at the rat, though the man in the sky said the rat was a mouse? well, the mouse wanted to die. The mouse said he may not really be a mouse forever. The mouse said tomorrow, he may feel like a rat. One should normally trust the mouse, but when he says he may feel like a rat-one must burn the rat. The plague should not be allowed to spread. The dog cannot accept the lies of the rat, for it is shameful to be trodden on by one that is smaller. The broth is not brewed merely by rodents.

The dog would certainly like to share his broth with one nobleman. Oh BloodyOne, I may be colorblind, so I will overlook the red overtones of your name. Would you like to drink from my honeypot?

Perhaps you can help me. I have found a few chickens, and herded some sheep. But who is my shepherd? Are you my shepherd?

Is it the one they call Phil? Or perhaps it is one of the newer, the younger. I like the Pro. My tail wags when I think of him.

Please, excuse me. I have accidentally drank the poison of the humans, that which they call Pepsi. As the Sages would say, it is not quite good for my digestive system.

Mr president, what has changed that I am now your leader
you wanted to kill the one who cried "Cheater!"
But I knew him a friend
so I called for your end
why is it you now call me greener?

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Now to yamato I query
you've made me quite dreary
you explanation is expected
but you left me erect(ed)
my excitement still needs an answer

You shot dear old K
nineteen hours into the day
but his flip came about
after two hours of doubt
what was it which caused this delay?

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Dear master Dan
what is your plan
why call Xfire so sure
like many others he is a blur
what makes him out from the crowd stand?

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Mr mcc you award me a plaque
but I give it back
I wants accolades only from friends
your posting is feeling pretend
why is it I find you a hack?

Now I ask you to tell me
what is it that you see
that makes bugsgo
a friend not a foe
how can that be?

Bugs seems to me a bit of a hog
with his words he has made a thread-clog
I've reread all his posts
and he is very verbose
but to him I still say: bad dog!

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Stutters is nothing but a waste of a slot
I'm afraid at some point his body must rot
but he may still be town
so on him I do frown
he needs not a lynch but a shot

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 16:52 GMT

#930

On March 12 2013 01:30 HiroPro wrote:
Just because you say somethhujng doesnt make it true.

Stutters in MTG II

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 16:55 GMT

#933

On March 12 2013 01:44 marvellosity wrote:

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Fine, ok, whatever. This goes to everyone: if roleplaying hinders your ability to play the game and search for mafia, rethink what you're doing.

Promethelax is posting in limericks but there's a clear thrust and push to his posts nonetheless.

##Unvote

hur hur
hur hur
I'm too lazy to rhyme
sue me for my crime
hur hur hur

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 16:59 GMT

#934

On March 12 2013 01:53 Dandel Ion wrote:

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Nothing, and alarm should strike you upon this in the first place.

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A plan - sinister this sounds.
I would go with "lynch scum"
That is usually a good plan.

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because I am.

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To many - it may be. But I'm far better at this game than "many" so you should sheep me.

perhaps you misunderstand
Xfire's not the best man
his posting is useless on it I have studied comprehensive
so while he makes me apprehensive
it is quite possible this isn't his scam.

There are many posters who have not added a thing
why is it that X makes your scum bells ring?
I say look to Fool, ver and sloosh
why is X the one you think is a douche?
or is your operation a sting?

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 17:01 GMT

#936

please expand
my good man
why cross over others
come YAN lylo brother
answer the questions I put before Dan

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 17:05 GMT

#942

On March 12 2013 02:04 yamato77 wrote:
Also Cora. That dude is fucking strange with his ridiculous tunnel of me. Needs to die.

was your tole one time use
or can you clear this refuse?
there are too many shits
whose heads need to be split
please, help, don't be a recluse.

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 17:08 GMT

#949

On March 12 2013 02:07 yamato77 wrote:
Why do people keep asking that?

because extra shots
would be tip top
in this town full of scummy lurkers
whose posts are all irkers
I'd like some useless/nulls to drop

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 17:17 GMT

#957

On March 12 2013 02:12 supersoft wrote:
please stop the rhyming. Noone does it on that forum, therefor no roleplay justifies it.

and to you mr soft hello
I generally find you a fine fellow
but today I must say
why not play or go away
I'll keep rhyming til your brain turns to jello

I think that you'll see
the best contributor is me
since I decided to rhyme and said fuck it
since it is obvious what I'm doing you can go suck it
maybe you could contribute bb?

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 17:43 GMT

#965

On March 12 2013 01:48 Promethelax wrote:

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On March 11 2013 05:38 wherebugsgo wrote:

On March 11 2013 05:18 Promethelax wrote:

On March 11 2013 02:46 wherebugsgo wrote:

On March 11 2013 02:22 prplhz wrote:
Kurumi's personality is Chezinu.

wherebugsgo's personality is Kurumi who is always acting Chezinuish anyway.

I solved it.

the chicken has pondered, but it seems the result is the product of the ingestion of feces.

As the dog it is my duty to lead the sheep away from danger, but the shepherd must know. Look at me, master. I will point you in the right direction.

I see bugs thinks it is the New Years
but his posting, in me, instils fear.
This bugs is useless and dumb
his posts do not attempt to find scum;
this man does not deserve to be here.

I say our WBG is corrupted
his blood, when it flows, will be red.
I say we must hang him,
many people harangue him.
He should end up dead.

So I lay down my vote to elect this thug
though I've read the thread slow as a slug,
for the moment I think he is our best flip
this man is scum, though he hasn't scum-slipped.
So for now I say ##Vote: Bugs

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Mr president, what has changed that I am now your leader
you wanted to kill the one who cried "Cheater!"
But I knew him a friend
so I called for your end
why is it you now call me greener?

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 18:05 GMT

#980

On March 12 2013 03:02 marvellosity wrote:

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On March 12 2013 03:00 wherebugsgo wrote:

On March 12 2013 02:48 marvellosity wrote:

On March 12 2013 02:45 wherebugsgo wrote:

On March 12 2013 02:41 marvellosity wrote:

On March 12 2013 02:40 wherebugsgo wrote:

On March 12 2013 01:11 marvellosity wrote:

On March 11 2013 07:25 wherebugsgo wrote:
the man in the sky tells us the rat is not a rat but a mouse

but the not-rat (actually a mouse) says he may be a mouse with a mask today and a rat tomorrow. "Today I die," the mouse says. And, he says, he will not tell us when he turns into a rat! Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence.

So is this mouse a mouse under the bridge, or a mouse over the bridge?

I say, brothers, that we burn the mouse and say our prayers, for it shall be safer for us if the mouse does not become rabid.

So basically bugs, apart from being useless, it comes down to what we think of this post.

Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence.

Why, then, would a "rat" announce that he would turn into a rat at all? Why even mention it if you're a "rat"? There seems to be a logic breakdown.

bugs is basically advocating lynching a townie on the basis he might not be town later. It's so *lazy*.

Hello, oh sparkly one. I wish I could see in colors!

The dog does not understand your slowness. Perhaps the sparkles are too much? Please, do not pay attention to the tail. It can be very distracting.

*woof woof*

Let me tell you a story, that I had told our crocodile friend. Mr Crocodile, I asked him, what would you do if you were the last crocodilian to live? Sorry, I suppose that is not specific enough. What if someone else said they were the last crocodilian?

I am the one true dog. There is no other dog. No other woofs and pants and licks and wags like me. The rat said he was the true dog. This made the dog angry.

Do you understand now, oh sparkly one? Surely you have realized-there cannot be two dogs.

I also smelled, that the impostor rat seemed oddly...familiar. Do you know of the Hindus? It was like that, as if the rat wanted to be an elephant. But that the elephant wasn't satisfactory, so he chose to try to become a dog.

I know this is all confusing, but let me put it this way: in a past life, I believe I had a trunk. I still sometimes feel the urge to snort water.

Remember, I am the one true dog. You may choose to put me down today, put me out of my misery. I am okay with that. Sometimes the dog must make the sacrifice for the greater good. However I do not think that you would be very happy with me afterward. You would see that then I would have been more useful in your service. As a guide doc, perhaps-to lead the blind and the ugly. And to bring in the chickens and herd sheep.

this literally answers none of the issues i raised

Do you not read, oh sparkly one?

If someone were to come and say, "I am the one and only sparkly one." Would you not seek to smite him?

Perhaps my dog brain is more sophisticated than yours. For that. I apologize for the confusion. Perhaps we can talk when you are done pondering incontemplatables.

No, that's completely irrelevant. I understand your original push on Kurumi, because he was claiming to be your personality. I get that.

That's not what I brought up in my post. What I brought up in my post was the following:

1) why would you think mafia would announce that they were town but would turn into mafia? Why on earth would mafia say this?
2) why did you still want to lynch him when the host called him town. why were you lazily saying "we should kill this townie now because he may not be town later" instead of wanting to lynch actual mafia?

These things have nothing to do with Kurumi claiming your personality.

Oh yes, sparkly one, you are quite the nitwit.

Once upon a time, there was legend, of a time when the eagles ruled. Do you know what I am talking about? During this time, the eagles hunted all the rats. The sniveling, dirty, poop-sniffing (although I admit I do it too) rats. All through this era, no rat was spared. After all, why trust any rat? Once a rat, always a rat. At least, until The Punishment.

The Punishment cannot be spared for any rat. If we were to allow the mouse to become a rat, would we not have some problem?

The rat Kurumi had said, maybe later I may still be a rat. But how would we know if he becomes a rat? Sure, maybe as a mouse he will tell us. Then why indeed did he also think it the right thing to do? Maybe he, as a mouse, could only win with mice if he choked on cheese. The Punishment made him forever a mouse. Sometimes there are traitor mice. In this case the true rats could use the mouse and spread the Plague!

However, one must remember: the dog knew that the rat was spreading lies. The dog will not tolerate that, no. Any such rat will quickly become the dog's chew toy.

Perhaps you will understand this now. Alas, the dog has qualification exams and has not been vigilant. Perhaps soon he will become a guard dog.

He wasn't a rat, and he was mod-confirmed as not being a rat today. your whole argument stinks. HE WAS NOT A RAT.

Twice now our dog has claim doc
on his soft claim I lay a pox
we need a full claim
giving half is so lame
I think I believe him. Not!

Promethelax

Canada7089 Posts

March 11 2013 18:07 GMT

#985

On March 12 2013 02:22 supersoft wrote:
yes, there is letters i could read. But it's extremely time consuming!

you have done a good job of going undetected
all you do is bitch about me, I'm unaffected
maybe try to scum hunt
go on, give it a go you dumb runt
your uselessness is quite unexpected.

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