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Pony Express Issue 77: May 25 - June 1, 2009

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Kau *
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Canada3502 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-02 16:04:27
June 02 2009 04:48 GMT
#1
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Letter from the Editor

Dear Readers,

Shoutout to mikeymoo for being awesome.

- Kau

Staff

Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
pangshai – Battle Report
ShoCkeyy– Interviews

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Interviews .............................................. p12

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  • Wikipedia Bans Scientology IPs

  • FakeSteve in Singapore

  • Suicide or Murder

  • Meattt

  • TL IS AWESOME


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  • Have you had your dose of HonestTea?

  • SPARKIMUS PRIME 2

  • How to get more posts by konadora :D

  • Why does everyone think sc is old?

  • Just read it all


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Shepherds Pie

Ingredients
1 lb. ground beef
1 can peas
1 can sweet corn
1 medium onion, diced
1/3 c. sugar
8 medium potatoes
2 c. shredded sharp cheddar cheese

Procedure
Boil potatoes, mash and season to taste with milk and butter.

Brown ground beef and onion with salt and pepper. When cooked, add peas, corn, sugar. Let simmer until heated through.

In 13x9 pan place meat and vegetable mixture in bottom of pan. Cover with mashed potatoes and sprinkle cheese on top.

Place in oven on BROIL until cheese is bubbly or light brown.

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Continue yes/no?

14:34 Etheris: This time you can't beat me with a sex-story
14:34 Rouq: Is this the story with the Fruit, the donkey and the gold paint?
14:35 MarkAtWork: [Continue] 9 [Give up]




So Australia is a 3rd world country with just the downsides and non of the upsides.

14:37 MarS_Violet: I don't mind being called a horsecock, usually it is pindick




Best spoiler warning ever lol.

MGS4 Spoiler inside.
+ Show Spoiler +

15:19 tehpanda and just when you think its all over
15:19 tehpanda: ocelot hovercrafts onto your airplane and duels you
15:19 tehpanda: for no god damn reason
15:19 tehpanda: ^^^^^ Spoiler Warning




Micronesia++, it's looking right at you.

[21:55] <micronesia> while (playing_diablo()=true) { be_happy(); }
[21:55] <micronesia> ==*
[21:55] <aers> micronesia that wouldnt work!
[21:56] <micronesia> it does in my own personal programming language
[21:56] <micronesia> micronesia++
[21:56] <aers> it would be fine if you made it == not = though
[21:56] <micronesia> uh
[21:56] <micronesia> [21:55] <micronesia> ==*
[21:56] <aers> o
[21:56] <aers> i thought that was a face



lul what the hell?

13:42 Pholon: Nyovne!
13:42 Pholon: I've been thinking
13:42 Pholon: and I think it's better if you stop licking me
13:42 Pholon: I mean, we might gay it up
13:42 Pholon: we COULD definitely
13:42 Pholon: but like if we become "a thing"
13:42 Pholon: people might give us one of those celeb combi-names
13:42 Pholon: and it'd either be Nylon or Phone
13:43 Pholon: and that's just really lame



Why -.-?

[14:46] <So6]Pretorian> HOLY crap
[14:46] <So6]Pretorian> Stop saying porn.
[14:46] <So6]Pretorian> I have a Highlight on it
[14:46] <So6]Pretorian> Dammit



El oh El

<Fritz87> yeah I played vs a north korean sc player once
<cube> really?
<zulu_nation8> no you havent
<zulu_nation8> lol
<Fritz87> he was good but all he did was go for nuke rushes and he denied it even when i scouted it


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Wait til tomorrow~


p5


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in here somewhere

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from seppolevne's blog (contains translation)

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from a blog that cannot be mentioned

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Does anyone know where Physician went?

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On June 02 2009 14:59 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
this is my finals week(s) doing lotsa papers, busy with gf, work.. bw etc.. going to take small hiatus sorry guys.


The Shit Bus



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  • So what happens if a real girl catches kdog3683's eye

  • PleaseJustChill has an awesome Grandpa

  • disciple with awesome banners

  • fobbish found a sunken colony

  • niteReloaded's awesome rax-fac wall

  • Oystein's 1.5 hour game

  • Glider back with another portrait

  • Another chance to get skt stuff

  • SHAVE the UNDERBRUSH!

  • Some argument blog zulu


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Aegraen was just temp banned for 2 days by pachi.

That account was created on 2009-05-07 23:29:31 and had 349 posts.

Reason:
Main Entry: troll
Function: noun
Etymology: Norwegian troll & Dan trold, from Old Norse troll giant, demon; probably akin to Middle High German trolle lout
Date: 1616
1: a dwarf or giant in Scandinavian folklore inhabiting caves or hills


If you wish to argue or debate in threads in the general thread, please do it properly. Proper debate is not selective consideration of opposing arguments and evidence. What you did is argument for the sake of argument and is not beneficial to anyone except to help you maintain your erection for yourself.


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Fontong and pangshai are taking a couple weeks off for exams. Good luck guys :D

p11


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Question of the Week
Should sonuvbob be allowed to dodge interviews?

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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
June 02 2009 04:48 GMT
#2
DAmnitttas;dfjei;a;jlke PX 77 Sorry.
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
June 02 2009 04:55 GMT
#3
baaaw where's the shit bus?
POGGERS
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9589 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-02 04:58:28
June 02 2009 04:57 GMT
#4
Thank you! I know I can always count on The Pony Express to keep me updated on the latest TL news ;]. Really appreciate the work guys!

edit: Konadora, you don't sleep do you?
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/user/LathamTK/builds/#view=CrqmP6
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
June 02 2009 05:02 GMT
#5
omg the cat sunken colony was so awesome :D

I love PX
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
June 02 2009 05:16 GMT
#6
it's 1.14pm here :3
POGGERS
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
June 02 2009 05:19 GMT
#7
I don't want to read page after page of WCG gossip. Was lovejessgill having somebody play for her or not?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21246 Posts
June 02 2009 05:35 GMT
#8
Nylon or Phone? Lulwut?
TranslatorBaa!
seppolevne
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada1681 Posts
June 02 2009 05:38 GMT
#9
<3 PX
Thanks Kau!
J- Pirate Udyr WW T- Pirate Riven Galio M- Galio Annie S- Sona Lux -- Always farm, never carry.
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
June 02 2009 05:44 GMT
#10
lol konadora :D
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32280 Posts
June 02 2009 05:50 GMT
#11
SONUVBOB ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ;_;
Moderator<:3-/-<
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
June 02 2009 05:58 GMT
#12
yeah I played vs a north korean sc player once
really?
no you havent
lol
he was good but all he did was go for nuke rushes and he denied it even when i scouted it

L O L indeedy

thanks Kau and company!

I missed the shit bus this week...where is iNc?!? Edit that in!
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 02 2009 05:59 GMT
#13
this is my finals week(s) doing lotsa papers, busy with gf, work.. bw etc.. going to take small hiatus sorry guys.
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
June 02 2009 06:20 GMT
#14
Hahahaha, that President Madagascar image is referring to the game Pandemic 2.

Some cute IRC posts as well.


Thanks!
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
June 02 2009 06:28 GMT
#15
On June 02 2009 14:02 FragKrag wrote:
omg the cat sunken colony was so awesome :D

I love PX
LOL that was great!!

thank you pony express
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 02 2009 06:28 GMT
#16
lol sunken colony!! hahah cool stuff thanks px crew!
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5214 Posts
June 02 2009 06:34 GMT
#17
nice job, thanks kau and friends!
you wouldnt feel that way if it was *your* magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen - racebannon
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 02 2009 06:39 GMT
#18
On June 02 2009 14:59 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
this is my finals week(s) doing lotsa papers, busy with gf, work.. bw etc.. going to take small hiatus sorry guys.

Administrator
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
June 02 2009 06:43 GMT
#19
You're welcome.
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samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
June 02 2009 07:22 GMT
#20
Nice pic from MIR. I wonder if thats real or shopped. One day in the year without informing anyone they should open the forum to public. Thanks for the great work as usual guys
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
June 02 2009 07:25 GMT
#21
On June 02 2009 14:59 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
this is my finals week(s) doing lotsa papers, busy with gf, work.. bw etc.. going to take small hiatus sorry guys.

PX contributions clearly fall under "bw etc"!

+ Show Spoiler +
GL with all your business mate ^^
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zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
June 02 2009 07:32 GMT
#22
Lol good luck getting Bob for an interview.

Love the MiR screenshot where is that from haha?
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 02 2009 07:49 GMT
#23
epic
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i would request weekly pics of this top secret section every week, but i know the only way to get it is through some crazy prop bet with rekrul ( assuming he still has access, which i am 98% sure he does)
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
June 02 2009 08:22 GMT
#24
This should be in px, just becuase it's a translation about a replay in one of the corners of tl.net

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94364&currentpage=3
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
June 02 2009 08:24 GMT
#25
and sonvbob should interview ^^
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 02 2009 08:28 GMT
#26
On June 02 2009 16:49 Etherone wrote:
epic
[image loading]

i would request weekly pics of this top secret section every week, but i know the only way to get it is through some crazy prop bet with rekrul ( assuming he still has access, which i am 98% sure he does)

I request weekly pics every day.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
June 02 2009 08:45 GMT
#27
On June 02 2009 17:28 Lemonwalrus wrote:
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On June 02 2009 16:49 Etherone wrote:
epic
[image loading]

i would request weekly pics of this top secret section every week, but i know the only way to get it is through some crazy prop bet with rekrul ( assuming he still has access, which i am 98% sure he does)

I request weekly pics every day.


i am filed with rage envy and joy at the same time.
but i guess having
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as a photo must help.

j/k <3 Lemonwalrus

P.S forward them to me after you're done ^ ^
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 02 2009 10:28 GMT
#28
Obligatory PX post! <3

And yeah bob dodge be dodgin'~ !
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 03 2009 13:45 GMT
#29
*bump* ;o
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-03 14:32:14
June 03 2009 14:31 GMT
#30
no shit bus this week t.t i mean troll booth
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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
June 03 2009 14:33 GMT
#31
Haha well june is quite a notorious month for people disappearing
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ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
June 03 2009 14:50 GMT
#32
This is funny as ever. Also i wonder if that MiR screenshot is photoshopped or not.
U Gotta Skate.
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
June 03 2009 17:34 GMT
#33
No way should SonuvBob be allowed to dodge interviews. (Funniest guy on the site. <3)
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