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PleaseJustChill
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada21 Posts
June 01 2009 14:30 GMT
#1
I'm visiting relatives/studying in China for the summer, and I've been interning at a Chinese bank, where I've been getting along great with this smoking hot girl intern. Best thing about her is, she also plays SC and she's pretty damn good for a girl, I got her Bnet ID ("JustLemmePlay") and she managed 200/150 APM/eAPM and I judge her to be at least C- (that is, her iccup rank, her looks are like, uh, S-class?:D).

Anyway, today after lunch she started flirting back, brushing my arms almost accidentally and laughing at pretty much everything I said. Needless to say, I seized the opportunity and asked her to dinner and a foot bath/massage after, which she gladly accepted.

Then right before closing time, an old guy walked into the bank, wearing an unbuttoned shirt exposing his round and hairy potbelly, smoking, and holding an "二锅头" (a type of hard liquor) bottle, who also happened to be my grandpa. As he waved at me and called out my name, I smiled and waved back weakly, feeling my crush's face drop a mile as she told him to lose the cigarette. Just when I thought things couldn't possibly get any worse, my good old grandpa pukes all over the counter, splashing bits of noodles, fish chucks and egg bits all over both my dream girl and I.

It took me almost 2 hours to clean up the incredible mess he made, not to mention I'm out roughly $300 paying for the damaged LCD replacement. And quite obviously, my dream girl didn't even reply my text apologizing after the incident, and when she finally answered my call she told me she was a lesbian and that I should never talk to her again, ever. X_X Fcuk my life.

All in all, not one of my better days. I'm C+ iccup, and I just lost to 3 random D noobs in a row. Now even my internet is barely running, and SC is unplayably laggy. So should it come down to the unfortunate circumstance that Sparkyz loses to Oz tonight, I guess I'll have no choice but to end my miserable life.:O

I'm going out now to use those foot bath/massage tickets, maybe hawt chix rubbing my feet in hot Tibetan herbal medicinal water will soon make this disastrous day forgotten history.

***
Imba Siege Tanks!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 01 2009 14:32 GMT
#2
your grandpa sounds awesome!
UNFUCK YOURSELF
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
June 01 2009 14:36 GMT
#3
On June 01 2009 23:32 404.Nitrogen wrote:
your grandpa sounds awesome!


yes.

and why should you have to pay for the damages?
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6184 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-01 14:36:42
June 01 2009 14:36 GMT
#4
Wow that sucks hardcore. You sure you wren't dreaming?

edit: yeah why would you pay for the dmg?
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
June 01 2009 14:36 GMT
#5
Guess you are going to kill yourself then.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
June 01 2009 14:46 GMT
#6
I feel so bad for you man.
u gotta sk8
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
June 01 2009 14:48 GMT
#7
good bye dude.
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
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meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
June 01 2009 14:51 GMT
#8
I call lies. Pics of granpa puking on you + hot chick or it didn't happen. Otherwise, your granpa is a hero and deserves another bottle of whatever he was drinking. Go buy him one.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
June 01 2009 14:51 GMT
#9
This story is so unbelievable.
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Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
June 01 2009 14:54 GMT
#10
this story is fucking retarded
Tracil
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia505 Posts
June 01 2009 14:54 GMT
#11
She was a lousy chick anyway if she blames your grandpa on you.
Shooting
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-01 15:03:30
June 01 2009 15:03 GMT
#12
Hm.

If this is true, I actually think "FML" my be appropriate for once.

It does seem somewhat.. odd tho.
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
misclick
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Korea (South)155 Posts
June 01 2009 15:17 GMT
#13
bs
we have everything under control
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
June 01 2009 15:19 GMT
#14
Lol.
觀過斯知仁矣.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 01 2009 15:22 GMT
#15
rofl wat..
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
June 01 2009 15:23 GMT
#16
this story is b/s. If it is true though, kill your grandpa.
hi
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
June 01 2009 15:26 GMT
#17
lmfao @ how odd this story is. If it is true then what a good day then went perfectly wrong.
ya had ya shot kid!
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
June 01 2009 15:29 GMT
#18
to add to how wtf this is

who invites a girl over to eat and rub her feet
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
June 01 2009 15:33 GMT
#19
That's so fun! I'd laugh my ass if suck a thing happens to me.
i mean - come on, it's just a girl, there are millions of them. But I tend to be looking at the bright side of things and maybe that's just me.

Give your grandpa my warmest grats He is so awesome. Have fun with him while you can. When my grandpa dies from pneumonia and I hadn't seen him for the last 3 months of his life I could only remember stuff that happened with him but not to go visit him and talk to him.

I guess my point is: enjoy your relatives, girls are always going to be there.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 01 2009 15:34 GMT
#20
:r lol
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
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