EPTAnyway, today after lunch she started flirting back, brushing my arms almost accidentally and laughing at pretty much everything I said. Needless to say, I seized the opportunity and asked her to dinner and a foot bath/massage after, which she gladly accepted.
Then right before closing time, an old guy walked into the bank, wearing an unbuttoned shirt exposing his round and hairy potbelly, smoking, and holding an "二锅头" (a type of hard liquor) bottle, who also happened to be my grandpa. As he waved at me and called out my name, I smiled and waved back weakly, feeling my crush's face drop a mile as she told him to lose the cigarette. Just when I thought things couldn't possibly get any worse, my good old grandpa pukes all over the counter, splashing bits of noodles, fish chucks and egg bits all over both my dream girl and I.
It took me almost 2 hours to clean up the incredible mess he made, not to mention I'm out roughly $300 paying for the damaged LCD replacement. And quite obviously, my dream girl didn't even reply my text apologizing after the incident, and when she finally answered my call she told me she was a lesbian and that I should never talk to her again, ever. X_X Fcuk my life.
All in all, not one of my better days. I'm C+ iccup, and I just lost to 3 random D noobs in a row. Now even my internet is barely running, and SC is unplayably laggy. So should it come down to the unfortunate circumstance that Sparkyz loses to Oz tonight, I guess I'll have no choice but to end my miserable life.:O
I'm going out now to use those foot bath/massage tickets, maybe hawt chix rubbing my feet in hot Tibetan herbal medicinal water will soon make this disastrous day forgotten history.
He is so awesome. Have fun with him while you can. When my grandpa dies from pneumonia and I hadn't seen him for the last 3 months of his life I could only remember stuff that happened with him but not to go visit him and talk to him.
