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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
June 01 2009 18:05 GMT
#41
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KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
June 01 2009 18:59 GMT
#42
Wait...

WHAT?! I find this hard to believe hahah
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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
June 01 2009 21:40 GMT
#43
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Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3341 Posts
June 01 2009 22:53 GMT
#44
I don't believe this at all.
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Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
June 02 2009 00:17 GMT
#45
Anyone who believes this story is a retard.





Girl with 200 apm? LOL!!
PleaseJustChill
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada21 Posts
June 02 2009 01:42 GMT
#46
I paid for the damages because he's family. The thing about China is, families usually stick together no matter what, even though I'm Canadian half my relatives are still Chinese.

On June 02 2009 01:49 AzureEye wrote:
this story sounds really unbelievable

pics of your grandpa and work place plz


Quite obviously, I didn't take pictures when my boss was screaming at my ass while I was wiping off vomit. However, I can easily do pic of me + the workplace, and the girl. I'll even hold up a TL sign or something, to make sure I didn't get the the pic randomly off of the interweb.:O

On June 02 2009 00:03 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Hm.

If this is true, I actually think "FML" my be appropriate for once.

It does seem somewhat.. odd tho.


fml...FML.

On June 02 2009 00:23 stroggos wrote:
this story is b/s. If it is true though, kill your grandpa.


On June 02 2009 00:33 hymn wrote:
That's so fun! I'd laugh my ass if suck a thing happens to me.
i mean - come on, it's just a girl, there are millions of them. But I tend to be looking at the bright side of things and maybe that's just me.

Give your grandpa my warmest grats He is so awesome. Have fun with him while you can. When my grandpa dies from pneumonia and I hadn't seen him for the last 3 months of his life I could only remember stuff that happened with him but not to go visit him and talk to him.

I guess my point is: enjoy your relatives, girls are always going to be there.


Mhm, he started binged drinking a few months after my granny died. I don't really want/need to kill him anyway, he has severe hypertension, bad joints, and has already suffered from 2 strokes. I say the poor soul will rest in peace before SC2 comes out.

On June 02 2009 00:38 Schnake wrote:
Some stories can only be written by life...


Thank you. And FML.X_X

On June 02 2009 00:53 Aerox wrote:
I'd say to still go after the girl. Tell her that you don't stay or hang out with your grandpa or something like that unless you do then yeah, she's right to avoid you.


Then I'd be just lying because I do hang out with my grandpa because he has no one else. I'm not going to choose a girl, however hot she might be, over my only grandparent alive.

On June 02 2009 01:33 lepape wrote:
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On June 02 2009 01:14 Disregard wrote:
I dont know which part to believe.


I believe the part where he lost to D players.


Yah, I lost to Bnet UMS obs games pubbies. They said they were D and D+. I blame it on an unfamiliar laptop keyboard.:S

On June 02 2009 09:17 Epicfailguy wrote:
Anyone who believes this story is a retard.





Girl with 200 apm? LOL!!


Tossgirl has 360APM. LOL?
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
June 02 2009 01:46 GMT
#47
wow that is fuckin rough lmao
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lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
June 02 2009 02:07 GMT
#48
Why did grandpa come to your work in the first place?
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17732 Posts
June 02 2009 02:45 GMT
#49
wanted to visit his sweet grandson
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hcliff454
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada127 Posts
June 02 2009 02:51 GMT
#50
I'd spend the next 10 years of my life convincing myself I was adopted if I were you
dworn it -lz
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
June 02 2009 05:48 GMT
#51
Wow....
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
June 02 2009 06:02 GMT
#52
I don't believe this.

There is no way any sane girl would totally dismiss you like that over your grandpa unless you handled the situation like a dumbass and ruined your chances with her yourself.

Good job.
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
June 02 2009 06:12 GMT
#53
rofl what bank, what city, pics?
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-02 06:52:02
June 02 2009 06:51 GMT
#54
dude your grandpa is an asshole

why did it take u 2 hours to clean up vomit
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
June 02 2009 20:29 GMT
#55
For me the most amusing part was that she said she was lesbian. Great excuse lol
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theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
June 02 2009 22:49 GMT
#56
On June 01 2009 23:32 404.Nitrogen wrote:
your grandpa sounds awesome!


I loled at this
정명훈 화이팅!~
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 03 2009 00:23 GMT
#57
Haha, this story is so great. Sucks, but so great.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
June 03 2009 03:45 GMT
#58
I'm sorry for you. Life happens sometimes -_-;
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ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
June 03 2009 04:32 GMT
#59
On June 02 2009 15:02 PH wrote:
I don't believe this.

There is no way any sane girl would totally dismiss you like that over your grandpa unless you handled the situation like a dumbass and ruined your chances with her yourself.

Good job.

If I was gonna date a girl, and her grandmother went to weere I am, feeling all perky and stuff, then vomited all on me and my friend, i would probably freak out as well

Now, if she was hot, id let it fly past. If she was not that good, id just go somewhere else. Which brings us to the question:

op, are u hot? lmao
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Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-03 04:55:15
June 03 2009 04:44 GMT
#60
On June 01 2009 23:30 "PleaseJustChill" wrote: with this smoking hot girl intern. Best thing about her is, she also plays SC and she's pretty damn good for a girl, I got her Bnet ID ("JustLemmePlay") and she managed 200/150 APM/eAPM

- even without reading the replies I know I will probably be joining a band wagon, sorry for that, but man, pity u put that at the beginning of your story.. gg lol; never finished reading it.
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