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I'm visiting relatives/studying in China for the summer, and I've been interning at a Chinese bank, where I've been getting along great with this smoking hot girl intern. Best thing about her is, she also plays SC and she's pretty damn good for a girl, I got her Bnet ID ("JustLemmePlay") and she managed 200/150 APM/eAPM and I judge her to be at least C- (that is, her iccup rank, her looks are like, uh, S-class?:D).
Anyway, today after lunch she started flirting back, brushing my arms almost accidentally and laughing at pretty much everything I said. Needless to say, I seized the opportunity and asked her to dinner and a foot bath/massage after, which she gladly accepted.
Then right before closing time, an old guy walked into the bank, wearing an unbuttoned shirt exposing his round and hairy potbelly, smoking, and holding an "二锅头" (a type of hard liquor) bottle, who also happened to be my grandpa. As he waved at me and called out my name, I smiled and waved back weakly, feeling my crush's face drop a mile as she told him to lose the cigarette. Just when I thought things couldn't possibly get any worse, my good old grandpa pukes all over the counter, splashing bits of noodles, fish chucks and egg bits all over both my dream girl and I.
It took me almost 2 hours to clean up the incredible mess he made, not to mention I'm out roughly $300 paying for the damaged LCD replacement. And quite obviously, my dream girl didn't even reply my text apologizing after the incident, and when she finally answered my call she told me she was a lesbian and that I should never talk to her again, ever. X_X Fcuk my life.
All in all, not one of my better days. I'm C+ iccup, and I just lost to 3 random D noobs in a row. Now even my internet is barely running, and SC is unplayably laggy. So should it come down to the unfortunate circumstance that Sparkyz loses to Oz tonight, I guess I'll have no choice but to end my miserable life.:O
I'm going out now to use those foot bath/massage tickets, maybe hawt chix rubbing my feet in hot Tibetan herbal medicinal water will soon make this disastrous day forgotten history.
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your grandpa sounds awesome!
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On June 01 2009 23:32 404.Nitrogen wrote: your grandpa sounds awesome!
yes.
and why should you have to pay for the damages?
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Wow that sucks hardcore. You sure you wren't dreaming?
edit: yeah why would you pay for the dmg?
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United States11390 Posts
Guess you are going to kill yourself then.
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I feel so bad for you man.
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I call lies. Pics of granpa puking on you + hot chick or it didn't happen. Otherwise, your granpa is a hero and deserves another bottle of whatever he was drinking. Go buy him one.
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Calgary25954 Posts
This story is so unbelievable.
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this story is fucking retarded
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She was a lousy chick anyway if she blames your grandpa on you.
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Sweden33719 Posts
Hm.
If this is true, I actually think "FML" my be appropriate for once.
It does seem somewhat.. odd tho.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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this story is b/s. If it is true though, kill your grandpa.
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lmfao @ how odd this story is. If it is true then what a good day then went perfectly wrong.
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to add to how wtf this is
who invites a girl over to eat and rub her feet
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That's so fun! I'd laugh my ass if suck a thing happens to me. i mean - come on, it's just a girl, there are millions of them. But I tend to be looking at the bright side of things and maybe that's just me.
Give your grandpa my warmest grats He is so awesome. Have fun with him while you can. When my grandpa dies from pneumonia and I hadn't seen him for the last 3 months of his life I could only remember stuff that happened with him but not to go visit him and talk to him.
I guess my point is: enjoy your relatives, girls are always going to be there.
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