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On November 09 2008 14:03 Psyonic_Reaver wrote:
As embarrassed as I am to say this..
I've lost two fights. Once back in Elementary school a girl kicked my ass, like even when I was on the ground she was kicking me in the stomach and balls.
In middle school this guy was choking out my twin so I punched him in the eye but this kid got held back like 2 grades so he was incredibly bigger than I was. One counter punch took me down and left me with a black eye for a week. But he got kicked out of school. So HA!
Oh wow that kid is probably living on the streets and being a homeless bum. Who's got the last laugh now bitch?!
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I hate fighting. Got in plenty as a kid.
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like 6 times, I lost only once, I mean not lost, I was kicking the shit out of the other guy but out of nowhere a punch hit my lips, I used to have bracers so I stopped hiting him and went to the bathroom bleeding a loooooooooooot.
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On November 09 2008 14:03 Psyonic_Reaver wrote:
As embarrassed as I am to say this..
I've lost two fights. Once back in Elementary school a girl kicked my ass, like even when I was on the ground she was kicking me in the stomach and balls.
she probably had a crush on you
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only in elementry school 5th grade. like fought this same dude 6 times. always won, i guess i should of kicked him when he was on the ground prolly ended the fights at 1. since then no fights, guess i lost my fight
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Yeah only two and they both ended in one punch, with the win for me. Both in elementary school.
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My fights were all as a little kid, preschool through 5th grade. After that I kinda realized it was dumb, but I did throw a punch at one of my best friends when I was really angry, good thing I pulled back and walked away though.
I've done a few months of MMA but gave it up as I don't like being hit in the face.
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Once. It wasn't really a fight, just me hitting him and knocking him completely unconscious for over 20 seconds. =D
It was yesterday. And I'm actually not joking, believe it or not, haha.. Only time I've ever been in a fight in my life... I'm a lovernotafighter.
Long story short - He grabbed my girlfriend's arm out of hostility when she and I were at the store, and I didn't like that very much, so I hit him in the face. Really freaking hard.
Funny that this thread pops up the day after this happens.
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The story of a TL smiley overcoming anger because he lacks fists:
   
edit: I guess after he knocked down that wall he was rewarded with a hand afterall, good for him.
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There needs to be an option for both "Yes I've won" and "Yes I've lost." I've won most of my one-on-one fights, and either lost or worked out a draw of some kind with most of the "Holy shit there's >1 of them" scuffles.
None of them ended in one punch, however. They usually ended when somebody went to the ground and the other guy got restrained.
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in prep my best friend was being a homo all day, so after school as he was walking out of class to get picked up i ran up behind him and headbutted him to the back of the head, Cheapshot woooooooooooooooo. apart from that been in a few 'play' fights with the same friend in primary school, won all of them from what i can remember, lol.
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You sir, are the epitome of chivalry.
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theres nothing good about fighting... even if you knock the shit out of the other person you'll probably get sucker punched by one of his friends or arrested by cops or get injured somehow in the process. I have never been on the receiving end of a beat down or started any fights but I have had to defend friends in bar fights because at that point there is no sense in talking to a drunken idiot. I got into a few fights when I was younger in ice hockey on and off the rink and I did win all of them that I recall but getting kicked out of camp sucks so it was definitely not worth it
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I've been in 4 fights and won all of them. I'm the opposite of a badass, though. I'd much rather just get along with folks, so my fights came when I was young and didn't know how to get outta bad situations. I've had 7 people seriously try and pick a fight with me and I've been in 4 fights and all the fights were when I was young, so I've learned to cool my temper a bit. At this point I don't think I'd get into a fight unless I had absolutely no choice.
+ Show Spoiler +First fight was in 3rd grade, a friend pinned me to the ground and started hitting me, I gave him a bloody nose and when noticed he was bleeding he ran off.
2nd fight, I think I was in 5th or 6th grade. Kinda like the first fight except I didn't really know the kid I beat up... we were rough-housing in the snow and then things got mean all of a sudden. A closed fist hit me in the jaw and I knew it was on... beat-down city.
3rd fight, I was in 7th grade (middleschool, 7th-9th grade) on a school bus. This death metal 9th-grader twerp was hitting me on the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper (I guess it entertained him?). I tried to ignore him. After the third time he hit me I said "Do that again and you'll regret it." He did it again so I turned around swinging, hit him a dozen times are so (all he did was scratch at my face). When I noticed the kids in the bus chanting my name and cheering me on to kick his ass (I guess he picked on other kids) I started to feel weird about beating him up, so I stopped and told him to cut that shit out and he said "ok." I cried after this fight, I was so angry.
4th fight was also in 7th grade, this guy was dating a girl I wanted to date (I'm sure he knew it, too, I had asked her to school dances in the past), pushed me as he walked by. When I recovered my balance he was busy talking shit, I don't even remember what he was saying, but I wrestled him to the ground and started hitting him. He used his backpack as a shield, so I got up, told him to fuck off and went on with my day. He avoided me after that.
The close calls I had in HS and beyond aren't too interesting (I guess none of this is, lol).
In HS there was a guy in phys-ed that thought he could bully me. He spent a week or two jumping into my face and yelling "BOO, MOTHAFUCKA" to scare me when he passed me. Finally, he pushed me while doing it (I guess I stopped freaking out with just the "boo" so he decided to up the ante), and I responded by knocking him over. I waited for him to get up, and I got right in his face, looked him dead in the eye and told him I was ready to fight if he was. Dude stood there for a bit, I guess weighing his options (the teacher was just watching along with the rest of the class), finally I pushed him again and called him a bitch and went back to doing the phys-ed thing. The best part about this story is that a few days later in the health class (same classmates, but different teacher) the teacher was talking to the class about intimidation and as a rhetorical example, he chose the bully I'd just gotten off my back as "the intimidator" and me as "the intimidatee", and asked the class if they agreed that he could intimidate me. Everyone was silent with "naw, not really" looks on their faces and the bully's face turned noticeably red (extra impressive since he was black). Teacher had to change his examples. Made me feel good.
Next close call was in college. Five dudes dressed like hippies were walking past me and one asked me for a cigarette, I said I only had one left and the dude totally laid into me with this shove that knocked me off my feet. I was so flabbergasted that a troop of hippies were assaulting me that I didn't know what to do. Which, I suppose is a good thing, since there was 5 of them. I just laid there for a few seconds while they were laughing and walking away, then I picked up my shit and went on with my day. 'Twas fucked up.
Final close call was after college. I was at a new years eve party at a friend's apartment. She's a cool chick but we were getting pretty drunk and obnoxious. Anyway, she starts razzin' my college, so I point at her and holler, "YOU BITCH!" with this massive grin on my face and her BF comes barreling over and fucking slaps me. My first instinct was to just clock the fucker, but then I remembered it was his apartment, too, and you don't kick the shit out of someone in their own home if you can help it. Anyway, she diffused the situation in a hurry by telling her boyfriend that we were just joking around. The prick didn't apologize, though, so I left 20 minutes later.
The last two might count as losing fights, but since I didn't do anything to defend myself in either case, I don't think they count. They're just almost-fights.
Well, drudging up memories of old scuffles was fun.
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starcraft nerds don't fight :[
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On November 09 2008 13:15 Fontong wrote:
As for me, I grew up in Sunnyvale. Name is quite appropriate, it's basically happy rainbow lala land. Suffice to say I've never been in an actual fight, I socked some kids back when I was in my high school's marching band though.
Hmm, I live in Sunnyvale and I've been in plenty of fights. They were all in preschool, though. At least I always won 
Did you go to Homestead by any chance?
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where the choice for "someone broke it up?"
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Oh yeah.
I will describe 2 cases.
First was when I was in 7th grade. My brother was in 6th. So one day I see a 7th grader pushing my brother. But my brother doesn't quit and hit the guy. The other hit him even hard. When I saw this I got in RAGE mode and I ran as fast as I could. Then with no thought of defense I just started punching this kid. As hard as I could. I don't remember any details. Only one thing - I remember in the end I had his head in my arms and I pushed his head down to my right knee and I kicked him with the knee. Luckily I missed his forehead and hit him around the mouth. So he went down. I then asked my brother if he is ok and walked away victorious.
Second time was around a year later. Again some kid was mocking my brother and I just told him to stop. He then punched me in the face. At this point the fight ended and the beating began. I was all over him. Again I don't remember details. Only a kick I placed in his belly and he bent. Then I walked around and I kicked him in the right knee. I remember how his leg bent towards his left leg. He screamed and fell down so I kicked him in the chest again and that was that.
So it's me 2, assholes 0.
And another story where I was going to get smacked but I evaded it. So we were on a party a few years ago. We were two companies of people. At some point I see a friend of mine and some other guy are about to fight. So I go there. What I didn't see were the 4 other people who support the other guy. Then I thought FUCK! And I started negotiating and speaking how my friend was dumb and drunk and how he is sorry and so on. At the end it was all OK but 2 v 5 would have been IMBA.
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Sounds like a lot of nut kicking going around...is this legit in a fight? Or is it more like anything goes?
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i died laughing when i saw "ginyu force'
ahhahahhahahahhaa
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