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Tell me about it
Poll: Ever gotten into a fight?
(Vote): Hell yeah, I kicked the shit outta him
(Vote): yes, I got owned :-/
(Vote): Nope
Once when I was in the third grade there were these kids, and they were picking on one of my good friends. They were kind of like the Ginyu force, there was five of them. One of them was the leader, there was one short kid, two other strong looking kids, and one chick. I walked up to them one day because I just about had it with their shenanigans, and the fact that they were picking on my friend. So I tried to go 1 v 5 on their asses. As I walked up to them a few of them were squirting their water pistols at me, I took it like goku and just kept walking as if it was an energy ball with the power level of 20. I told them "Guys, you better stop picking on my friend or you'll regret it." And they were like "Oh yeah? How much you wanna bet?" And I was like "Let's see."
So they sent out their fighter, kind of like how the Ginyu Force sent out Guldo when they encountered Vegeta, Krillin, and Gohan. In the same respect, these guys I fought sent out their weakest fighter. He was like hispanic or something, and was like a foot shorter than me. I was thinking "I can take this guy"
So I walk up to him, and just SLUG him right in the face as I walked up to him, and then he kind of takes the blow, and then I'm like "yeah, I'm the shit." and like lightning, as he's on the ground he punches me in the dick! and I go down for the count. and run away.
TKO I lose 
0-1, Yeah, I have horrible fighting record. Maybe one day I'll learn how to fight.
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Yes.
I once got into a fight with a friend, long story short, at the end of the fight, there was me alive, and 2 bleeding motherfuckers, Hell yeah, I'm a fist fighter
funkie 2 - 0 peopleWHOsuck
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United States24682 Posts
When I was in elementary school the principle called my dad at work and said I was caught beating up three other students. He then called her an idiot and hung up.
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so let's see, right now one voter beat the other voter up and the remaining one is a bystander. I'll be a bystander too.
edit: ah, too late. It was 1,1,1 just now.
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I've been in about 5-6 fights, but the last one was about 10 years ago. I only lost once.
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if the fight didn't happen in high school it doesn't count.
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Aim for the nose, they'll be dazed if they never took a hard hit there, easy finish. Plus as a bonus you make their eyes water
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You can see me fighting every few months on television in the UFC. I go by the last name Silva.
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No, because I'm nice to everyone, and avoid conflict.
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United States17042 Posts
On November 09 2008 12:54 micronesia wrote:
When I was in elementary school the principle called my dad at work and said I was caught beating up three other students. He then called her an idiot and hung up.
I think that you win. Hardcore.
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Oh man, if I was my dad I would have a lot to post in this thread. He grew up in Oakland, lol so yeah people who know about Oakland should get what I'm saying.
As for me, I grew up in Sunnyvale. Name is quite appropriate, it's basically happy rainbow lala land. Suffice to say I've never been in an actual fight, I socked some kids back when I was in my high school's marching band though.
Edit: and wow micronesia is a scrapper, taking on three kids at once
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One win and one loss. My win was back in first grade where the vast majority of kids were roughly the same size and I managed to perform this sick judo throw and made the kid run off. My loss was in junior high, where I tried to dodge a punch but ended up hitting me square in the jaw. That dropped me like a sack of potatoes. Both were 1v1 by the way...
Good times good times...
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hmmm....the closest i've been in a fight...
this guy was talking a lot of shit and making threatening gestures... i threw him to the ground with a simple leg sweep when he tried to push me
over before it started
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All you need to do is master the Hadouken and change your name to Ryu. At that point, no one could stop you... except Chun Li and possibly Lu Kang.
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United States5008 Posts
Plenty..... A favriote though sometimes nto so nice to yourself though totally worth it is the head butt to the face while there still trying to talk shit works everytime.Though watch for the friends they may try to get after you,more often after youve allready stoped some douches rant with a headbutt,silly friends jumping in.
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i was jumped by a couple guys back in middle school
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Yes, in Highschool there was this guy who would never shut up in English class and we did not like each other at all. One day he was being annoying as usual and started to throw stuff at me and I finally got pissed off enough to throw the stuff back at him in which he stopped. As class was leaving I walked out and he pushed me from behind and I hit the lockers at which point he tried to punch me but missed. I punched him and he fell then I kicked him and then got grabbed by teachers due to his bitch of a girlfriend had run and got someone. But I did bloody his nose, and he shut up after that.
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yeah I've been in fights, they were all just frenzy emotionally driven fights that i've won and lost. Looking back, I don't wholeheartedly regret it, just a phase of life.
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As embarrassed as I am to say this..
I've lost two fights. Once back in Elementary school a girl kicked my ass, like even when I was on the ground she was kicking me in the stomach and balls.
In middle school this guy was choking out my twin so I punched him in the eye but this kid got held back like 2 grades so he was incredibly bigger than I was. One counter punch took me down and left me with a black eye for a week. But he got kicked out of school. So HA!
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On November 09 2008 14:03 Psyonic_Reaver wrote:
As embarrassed as I am to say this..
I've lost two fights. Once back in Elementary school a girl kicked my ass, like even when I was on the ground she was kicking me in the stomach and balls.
In middle school this guy was choking out my twin so I punched him in the eye but this kid got held back like 2 grades so he was incredibly bigger than I was. One counter punch took me down and left me with a black eye for a week. But he got kicked out of school. So HA!
Oh wow that kid is probably living on the streets and being a homeless bum. Who's got the last laugh now bitch?!
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I hate fighting. Got in plenty as a kid.
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like 6 times, I lost only once, I mean not lost, I was kicking the shit out of the other guy but out of nowhere a punch hit my lips, I used to have bracers so I stopped hiting him and went to the bathroom bleeding a loooooooooooot.
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On November 09 2008 14:03 Psyonic_Reaver wrote:
As embarrassed as I am to say this..
I've lost two fights. Once back in Elementary school a girl kicked my ass, like even when I was on the ground she was kicking me in the stomach and balls.
she probably had a crush on you
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only in elementry school 5th grade. like fought this same dude 6 times. always won, i guess i should of kicked him when he was on the ground prolly ended the fights at 1. since then no fights, guess i lost my fight
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Yeah only two and they both ended in one punch, with the win for me. Both in elementary school.
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My fights were all as a little kid, preschool through 5th grade. After that I kinda realized it was dumb, but I did throw a punch at one of my best friends when I was really angry, good thing I pulled back and walked away though.
I've done a few months of MMA but gave it up as I don't like being hit in the face.
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Once. It wasn't really a fight, just me hitting him and knocking him completely unconscious for over 20 seconds. =D
It was yesterday. And I'm actually not joking, believe it or not, haha.. Only time I've ever been in a fight in my life... I'm a lovernotafighter.
Long story short - He grabbed my girlfriend's arm out of hostility when she and I were at the store, and I didn't like that very much, so I hit him in the face. Really freaking hard.
Funny that this thread pops up the day after this happens.
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The story of a TL smiley overcoming anger because he lacks fists:
   
edit: I guess after he knocked down that wall he was rewarded with a hand afterall, good for him.
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There needs to be an option for both "Yes I've won" and "Yes I've lost." I've won most of my one-on-one fights, and either lost or worked out a draw of some kind with most of the "Holy shit there's >1 of them" scuffles.
None of them ended in one punch, however. They usually ended when somebody went to the ground and the other guy got restrained.
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in prep my best friend was being a homo all day, so after school as he was walking out of class to get picked up i ran up behind him and headbutted him to the back of the head, Cheapshot woooooooooooooooo. apart from that been in a few 'play' fights with the same friend in primary school, won all of them from what i can remember, lol.
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You sir, are the epitome of chivalry.
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theres nothing good about fighting... even if you knock the shit out of the other person you'll probably get sucker punched by one of his friends or arrested by cops or get injured somehow in the process. I have never been on the receiving end of a beat down or started any fights but I have had to defend friends in bar fights because at that point there is no sense in talking to a drunken idiot. I got into a few fights when I was younger in ice hockey on and off the rink and I did win all of them that I recall but getting kicked out of camp sucks so it was definitely not worth it
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I've been in 4 fights and won all of them. I'm the opposite of a badass, though. I'd much rather just get along with folks, so my fights came when I was young and didn't know how to get outta bad situations. I've had 7 people seriously try and pick a fight with me and I've been in 4 fights and all the fights were when I was young, so I've learned to cool my temper a bit. At this point I don't think I'd get into a fight unless I had absolutely no choice.
+ Show Spoiler +First fight was in 3rd grade, a friend pinned me to the ground and started hitting me, I gave him a bloody nose and when noticed he was bleeding he ran off.
2nd fight, I think I was in 5th or 6th grade. Kinda like the first fight except I didn't really know the kid I beat up... we were rough-housing in the snow and then things got mean all of a sudden. A closed fist hit me in the jaw and I knew it was on... beat-down city.
3rd fight, I was in 7th grade (middleschool, 7th-9th grade) on a school bus. This death metal 9th-grader twerp was hitting me on the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper (I guess it entertained him?). I tried to ignore him. After the third time he hit me I said "Do that again and you'll regret it." He did it again so I turned around swinging, hit him a dozen times are so (all he did was scratch at my face). When I noticed the kids in the bus chanting my name and cheering me on to kick his ass (I guess he picked on other kids) I started to feel weird about beating him up, so I stopped and told him to cut that shit out and he said "ok." I cried after this fight, I was so angry.
4th fight was also in 7th grade, this guy was dating a girl I wanted to date (I'm sure he knew it, too, I had asked her to school dances in the past), pushed me as he walked by. When I recovered my balance he was busy talking shit, I don't even remember what he was saying, but I wrestled him to the ground and started hitting him. He used his backpack as a shield, so I got up, told him to fuck off and went on with my day. He avoided me after that.
The close calls I had in HS and beyond aren't too interesting (I guess none of this is, lol).
In HS there was a guy in phys-ed that thought he could bully me. He spent a week or two jumping into my face and yelling "BOO, MOTHAFUCKA" to scare me when he passed me. Finally, he pushed me while doing it (I guess I stopped freaking out with just the "boo" so he decided to up the ante), and I responded by knocking him over. I waited for him to get up, and I got right in his face, looked him dead in the eye and told him I was ready to fight if he was. Dude stood there for a bit, I guess weighing his options (the teacher was just watching along with the rest of the class), finally I pushed him again and called him a bitch and went back to doing the phys-ed thing. The best part about this story is that a few days later in the health class (same classmates, but different teacher) the teacher was talking to the class about intimidation and as a rhetorical example, he chose the bully I'd just gotten off my back as "the intimidator" and me as "the intimidatee", and asked the class if they agreed that he could intimidate me. Everyone was silent with "naw, not really" looks on their faces and the bully's face turned noticeably red (extra impressive since he was black). Teacher had to change his examples. Made me feel good.
Next close call was in college. Five dudes dressed like hippies were walking past me and one asked me for a cigarette, I said I only had one left and the dude totally laid into me with this shove that knocked me off my feet. I was so flabbergasted that a troop of hippies were assaulting me that I didn't know what to do. Which, I suppose is a good thing, since there was 5 of them. I just laid there for a few seconds while they were laughing and walking away, then I picked up my shit and went on with my day. 'Twas fucked up.
Final close call was after college. I was at a new years eve party at a friend's apartment. She's a cool chick but we were getting pretty drunk and obnoxious. Anyway, she starts razzin' my college, so I point at her and holler, "YOU BITCH!" with this massive grin on my face and her BF comes barreling over and fucking slaps me. My first instinct was to just clock the fucker, but then I remembered it was his apartment, too, and you don't kick the shit out of someone in their own home if you can help it. Anyway, she diffused the situation in a hurry by telling her boyfriend that we were just joking around. The prick didn't apologize, though, so I left 20 minutes later.
The last two might count as losing fights, but since I didn't do anything to defend myself in either case, I don't think they count. They're just almost-fights.
Well, drudging up memories of old scuffles was fun.
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starcraft nerds don't fight :[
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On November 09 2008 13:15 Fontong wrote:
As for me, I grew up in Sunnyvale. Name is quite appropriate, it's basically happy rainbow lala land. Suffice to say I've never been in an actual fight, I socked some kids back when I was in my high school's marching band though.
Hmm, I live in Sunnyvale and I've been in plenty of fights. They were all in preschool, though. At least I always won
Did you go to Homestead by any chance?
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where the choice for "someone broke it up?"
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Oh yeah.
I will describe 2 cases.
First was when I was in 7th grade. My brother was in 6th. So one day I see a 7th grader pushing my brother. But my brother doesn't quit and hit the guy. The other hit him even hard. When I saw this I got in RAGE mode and I ran as fast as I could. Then with no thought of defense I just started punching this kid. As hard as I could. I don't remember any details. Only one thing - I remember in the end I had his head in my arms and I pushed his head down to my right knee and I kicked him with the knee. Luckily I missed his forehead and hit him around the mouth. So he went down. I then asked my brother if he is ok and walked away victorious.
Second time was around a year later. Again some kid was mocking my brother and I just told him to stop. He then punched me in the face. At this point the fight ended and the beating began. I was all over him. Again I don't remember details. Only a kick I placed in his belly and he bent. Then I walked around and I kicked him in the right knee. I remember how his leg bent towards his left leg. He screamed and fell down so I kicked him in the chest again and that was that.
So it's me 2, assholes 0.
And another story where I was going to get smacked but I evaded it. So we were on a party a few years ago. We were two companies of people. At some point I see a friend of mine and some other guy are about to fight. So I go there. What I didn't see were the 4 other people who support the other guy. Then I thought FUCK! And I started negotiating and speaking how my friend was dumb and drunk and how he is sorry and so on. At the end it was all OK but 2 v 5 would have been IMBA.
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Sounds like a lot of nut kicking going around...is this legit in a fight? Or is it more like anything goes?
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i died laughing when i saw "ginyu force'
ahhahahhahahahhaa
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What If you've been in more than one fight (with contradictory outcomes)? And does boxing count?
I've been in lots of fights, Last one was pretty long ago though. I was 19 I think. I'm probably like 10-2 or something. You always remember the bad beats..
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in 3rd grade i beat up some kid because we were playing football and he wouldnt pass me the ball
in 9th grade i fought to a draw with some kid whom i ended up being friends with lol
other than that its been girls and my brother and my parents just beating the shit out of me whenever they get the chance. so yeah thats my life.
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On November 09 2008 15:31 Tadzio00 wrote:I've been in 4 fights and won all of them. I'm the opposite of a badass, though. I'd much rather just get along with folks, so my fights came when I was young and didn't know how to get outta bad situations. I've had 7 people seriously try and pick a fight with me and I've been in 4 fights and all the fights were when I was young, so I've learned to cool my temper a bit. At this point I don't think I'd get into a fight unless I had absolutely no choice. + Show Spoiler +First fight was in 3rd grade, a friend pinned me to the ground and started hitting me, I gave him a bloody nose and when noticed he was bleeding he ran off.
2nd fight, I think I was in 5th or 6th grade. Kinda like the first fight except I didn't really know the kid I beat up... we were rough-housing in the snow and then things got mean all of a sudden. A closed fist hit me in the jaw and I knew it was on... beat-down city.
3rd fight, I was in 7th grade (middleschool, 7th-9th grade) on a school bus. This death metal 9th-grader twerp was hitting me on the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper (I guess it entertained him?). I tried to ignore him. After the third time he hit me I said "Do that again and you'll regret it." He did it again so I turned around swinging, hit him a dozen times are so (all he did was scratch at my face). When I noticed the kids in the bus chanting my name and cheering me on to kick his ass (I guess he picked on other kids) I started to feel weird about beating him up, so I stopped and told him to cut that shit out and he said "ok." I cried after this fight, I was so angry.
4th fight was also in 7th grade, this guy was dating a girl I wanted to date (I'm sure he knew it, too, I had asked her to school dances in the past), pushed me as he walked by. When I recovered my balance he was busy talking shit, I don't even remember what he was saying, but I wrestled him to the ground and started hitting him. He used his backpack as a shield, so I got up, told him to fuck off and went on with my day. He avoided me after that.
The close calls I had in HS and beyond aren't too interesting (I guess none of this is, lol).
In HS there was a guy in phys-ed that thought he could bully me. He spent a week or two jumping into my face and yelling "BOO, MOTHAFUCKA" to scare me when he passed me. Finally, he pushed me while doing it (I guess I stopped freaking out with just the "boo" so he decided to up the ante), and I responded by knocking him over. I waited for him to get up, and I got right in his face, looked him dead in the eye and told him I was ready to fight if he was. Dude stood there for a bit, I guess weighing his options (the teacher was just watching along with the rest of the class), finally I pushed him again and called him a bitch and went back to doing the phys-ed thing. The best part about this story is that a few days later in the health class (same classmates, but different teacher) the teacher was talking to the class about intimidation and as a rhetorical example, he chose the bully I'd just gotten off my back as "the intimidator" and me as "the intimidatee", and asked the class if they agreed that he could intimidate me. Everyone was silent with "naw, not really" looks on their faces and the bully's face turned noticeably red (extra impressive since he was black). Teacher had to change his examples. Made me feel good.
Next close call was in college. Five dudes dressed like hippies were walking past me and one asked me for a cigarette, I said I only had one left and the dude totally laid into me with this shove that knocked me off my feet. I was so flabbergasted that a troop of hippies were assaulting me that I didn't know what to do. Which, I suppose is a good thing, since there was 5 of them. I just laid there for a few seconds while they were laughing and walking away, then I picked up my shit and went on with my day. 'Twas fucked up.
Final close call was after college. I was at a new years eve party at a friend's apartment. She's a cool chick but we were getting pretty drunk and obnoxious. Anyway, she starts razzin' my college, so I point at her and holler, "YOU BITCH!" with this massive grin on my face and her BF comes barreling over and fucking slaps me. My first instinct was to just clock the fucker, but then I remembered it was his apartment, too, and you don't kick the shit out of someone in their own home if you can help it. Anyway, she diffused the situation in a hurry by telling her boyfriend that we were just joking around. The prick didn't apologize, though, so I left 20 minutes later.
The last two might count as losing fights, but since I didn't do anything to defend myself in either case, I don't think they count. They're just almost-fights. Well, drudging up memories of old scuffles was fun.
Honestly this was a good read for some reason I can't put my finger on.
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CharlieMurphyAnd does boxing count?
Obviously not, or anybody who does martial arts or anything like it can claim they get in fights every week.
micronesia says:Honestly this was a good read for some reason I can't put my finger on.
Because all humans, deep down, are voyeurs.
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On November 09 2008 17:47 NightRapier wrote:Show nested quote +micronesia says:Honestly this was a good read for some reason I can't put my finger on. Because all humans, deep down, are voyeurs.
dude we all know everyone likes TV, this was written decently though, there's the reason
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just kick'em in the throat.
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On November 09 2008 17:58 boghat wrote:Show nested quote +On November 09 2008 17:47 NightRapier wrote:CharlieMurphyAnd does boxing count? micronesia says:Honestly this was a good read for some reason I can't put my finger on. Because all humans, deep down, are voyeurs. dude we all know everyone likes TV, this was written decently though, there's the reason
Reason shmeason. If something is well written, it is not necessarily interesting. If the subject matter interests you, it is interesting. Being well-written is just icing on the cake.
iPF[Div] says: just kick'em in the throat.
Sup, assault charges.
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On November 09 2008 18:29 NightRapier wrote:
Reason shmeason. If something is well written, it is not necessarily interesting. If the subject matter interests you, it is interesting. Being well-written is just icing on the cake.
It helps your point that it wasn't well-written. Heh.
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I've had a few ugly fights but the most satisfying was when this stupid dick - this is in like 8th grade - comes up and, angry about some bullshit I'd talked to him in football, took a shot at me. Hit me in the face with all 300lbs of his 5'4 ass. I have a very, very high tolerance for pain and just laughed at him, because he really did hit like a bitch. Everyone started laughing at him, he started crying and ran away. True story. So good.
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Have You Ever Opened A Topic Where Every Word's First Letter Is Capitalized?
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Only ever been in one fight.
I was out on the town during a trip to europe in between 9th and 10th grade when a guy came hassling me in polish for some drugs. I didn't speak polish very well so my friend was like "he doesn't have any, go away." The guy (who i assume was stoned) didn't take kindly, and i had to bloody his nose before he left.
Not to say i'm badass. I'm not.
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yes, i have gotten pwnt :D
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Tadzio00 says: It helps your point that it wasn't well-written. Heh.
It does a little, indeed.
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the worst i've ever had in terms of fights were some pathetic pushing matches in elementary school, i tend to avoid going all out with ppl and i usually don't have any reason to start a fight in the first place. however, I remember a former friend of mine getting into fist fights all the time in high school, he'd walk into class with a black eye every other day and i'd just be like "another fight, huh?" and he'd start talking about how he beat the crap out of some kids from another school. all the while he'd be sitting there with his two black eyes and broken nose. funny shit.
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Nothing real serious ending up with one winner and one loser. Just some trading kicks and punches in school. I have sparred a lot when training martial arts though.
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On November 09 2008 19:32 NightRapier wrote:It does a little, indeed.
alright, I got owned in this internet fight
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I've gotten the shit kicked out of me by the cops, does that count?
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On November 09 2008 13:11 Ace wrote:
You can see me fighting every few months on television in the UFC. I go by the last name Silva.
Too bad Silva doesn't speak English.
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I've never been in a straight up 1v1 fight but I've been involved in a number of "altercations" where it's been either just myself or me and a friend vs a number of people that were younger than us. Back in high school we once got jumped in a busy corridor by an absolute horde of kids that were like 2 years below us that were waiting outside a classroom for their teacher to arrive. The tension had been building up for a while because every week they were waiting outside their class (their teacher was always late for some reason) and it was quite a thin corridor so we'd have to squeeze past them and they were a bunch of dicks just randomly insulting us and shoving us about a bit. So one week it came to a head when we were walking in and this one kid, the worst of them all, pushed my friend back as he approached, so my friend shoved what he was eating (a chip roll, really fucking greasy and salty) in the kid's face and it all just kicked off. We had like 15 of them running at us and pushing us back down this corridor and we were just holding them back as best we could and throwing punches like madmen. Some teachers arrived and stopped it all very quickly so it didn't last very long. In the end I got in trouble for fucking up the kid who'd started it all's tooth T_T
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Calgary25980 Posts
Yes, I got beaten by three guys in a club and I just basically turtled. I was completely fine but I still felt bad for not fighting back even though it would have ended worse for me.
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United States17042 Posts
On November 09 2008 18:29 NightRapier wrote:Sup, assault charges.
Forget assault charges, you're probably going to end up killing whoever you kicked in the throat.
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wtf Chill, were your friends there?
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Okay, I don't know if anyone remembers when I said that teamliquid was a bunch of virgins and that the poll was wrong but this is extremely similar to that same incident: I do not believe this poll is accurate, teamliquid are the nerdy cool/nerdy bunch ;D
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Haha at the OP: D
I haven't been in any fights, it's really hard to get me worked up about something when I'm drunk. I've had a single boxing match though. Dude got KTFO.
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I have a bigger brother who was beating the shit of me from time to time back in the day. In my first years at school I think I was a bit of a bully, not because I was big or smth, I was not afraid of a fist fight maybe. Having a bigger brother is slightly defining your attitude and affinity to violence I guess
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United States3824 Posts
man OP story was going so well lol.
I got punched in the face by some kid one year in middle school when I did ski bus. Other than that no.
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
yes a bunch of times. usually involve alcohol and a group of friends.
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Calgary25980 Posts
On November 10 2008 03:49 MeriaDoKk wrote:
wtf Chill, were your friends there?
Yes, one of them was fighting another guy and the third guy did nothing.
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Its a god bloody thing I didnt read enders game till I was old =)
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On November 09 2008 13:13 DoctorHelvetica wrote:No, because I'm nice to everyone, and avoid conflict.
YES! :D
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Russian Federation4235 Posts
On November 09 2008 12:59 gg_hertzz wrote:
if the fight did happen in high school it doesn't count.
Fixed.
Well, me and my other friend decided to play fight club when we got drunk. At first, we agreed not to hit in full strength, but it quickly got out of control, so I hit him in the eye when he was moving towards me, very strong hit, I lowered guard to ask if he's okay and he immediately reached me with a hook in a jaw. Whoa, knockdown, I stood up, we laughed and went to drink more.
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Yes I've once been in a fight. I was probably 14 with 3 more friends. One of my friends had some trouble with some guy, but apparently it was all cool again and we got invited to some party of that guy. So the four of us were there in this guy's house that i didn't even know and drank some vodka. When we decided to go out and this guy + like 4 or 5 of his friends who were like 17 assaulted us, it was a fucking trap! :O We all split up each one dealing with his own shit and I get pushed and fall down in the middle of the street and it was a big street. I'm lying on my back and that mofo comes and bows down to punch me. I grab his head with both hands and smoothly direct my knee to it. Woo. he falls down and lies on that major road for like 30 secs, I notice his friends running towards me and I run away for like 5 mins lol.
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No, I don't get into fights, because I'm not fucking retarded.
Fights will only go three places:
You'll look like a dip shit because neither one of you really wanted to fight, or have any reason to seriously injure the other person.
You'll get seriously hurt or killed/have to live with the fact that you seriously hurt or killed someone.
You'll face legal action/pursue legal action which is either a waste of your time, or possibly ruining your life.
Fights generally won't happen unless you agree to them. People are usually smart enough to know that the law is on the non-instigating side. If they're not, you can just tell them. If they don't care, and they continue to be threatening, by law you're required to only do enough to defend yourself, which usually means high tailing it out of there and calling police. The only situation where it would be justified to stay and fight when you could run is if you were leaving someone behind who couldn't.
This is my own definition of a fight though, I guess. If you think anything you did in highschool is a fight, you're a complete tool. A fight isn't a fight unless you feel like you could die if you lost... That is, someone isn't going to stop when 'you give up,' which also means that telling the person you don't want to fight was also ineffective (as is almost never the case in school).
Only reason I rant is because it really irks me when idiots brag about fights they've been in.
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won 3-0 cus I was always the biggest in elementary school. but now... T_T since high school I never had a fight again.
all fights were because these bastards stole my pokemon cards lol.
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On November 10 2008 05:28 Tonkerchen wrote:
won 3-0 cus I was always the biggest in elementary school. but now... T_T since high school I never had a fight again.
all fights were because these bastards stole my pokemon cards lol.
Seriously. You are absolved of all responsibility for kicking the shit out of those fuckers. they touch Charizard, they pay.
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Lulz, hell no, I'm just not strong enough
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I was in a bunch of fights back in 3-8th grade, but they were hardly fistfights. More grappling and shit, seeing as I was a kid. A couple of times I managed to get into the situation of just about trading punches with the real badass asshole of the school; we really hated eachother, but teachers interveined every time before it got ugly. In retrospect, that was probably for the best seeing as he was the real dumb fucking jock-type that's gone down the path of assault and raping, while I was quite weak. Back then I was really aggressive and easy to anger, so I was just about ready to go into a rage over anyone that annoyed me, even if that person was dangerous for real. >>
Wouldn't fight now though, unless I would really have to defend myself. Find violence pointless.
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South Africa4316 Posts
Haha, I was in two or three fights when I was sixteen or seventeen. The first one was because I moved to a new school and the school bully thought it would be fun to keep on slapping me over the head everytime I walked past him. After about the third time I got really annoyed, so I walked away calling him a bunch of names, which his friend unfortunately heard and ran off to tell him. Obviously, I saw the guy running towards him, but looking "cool" didn't allow me to run for my life as I should have, so I just kept on walking away.
When the guy told the his friend I decided that I couldn't run anymore, so I thought it would be a good time for negotiation, so I stood still and waited as a furious man came charging at me. He happened to play rugby for the SA u/17 team at the time... He picked me up clean off the ground (and I must have weighted about 70kgs at the time), with his left arm, and punched the living shit out of me with his free arm. I didn't throw a punch back, but after receiving about 20 blows to the face the other guy was finally restrained, and, still trying to look cool, I laughed at him and walked away. Fortunately I'm tough skinned or something, because I didn't have any bruising, otherwise the walking away wouldn't have worked nearly as well!
The second time was a year later, when I was in Grade 11 (second last year of school), and my friend who was in Grade 12 was buying snacks from the private Grade 12 section of the cafeteria. So I decided I'd go ask him to get me some snacks too, as our lines were massively long. I went into the cafeteria, but before I could reach my friend, some macho gr.12 decided to challenge my entering their cafeteria. I told him "don't worry, I just need to tell my friend something quickly" and he told me I better leave. So I told him to relax, I'll be gone in a minute, after which he pushed me. So I told him to stop being a fucking cunt and let me past, at which time he lost his temper and decided to punch me once or twice, but more as a warning.
I decided that perhaps I should leave, so I went outside, and all my other friends were standing there laughing their heads off at me, so I gave them a sheepish grin and laughed back a bit. Unfortunately, this made the big guy think that I was laughing at him, which enraged him, and I happened to be precariously placed at the top of one of our sports pavillions (where our cafeteria is). Before I could realise what happened to me, he charged at me and pushed me down a set of about 20 steps which I rolled down and fell onto the grass.
At this point I got pissed off (I hadn't been angry in any situation described prior to this), and decided that I was going to punch the living shit out of him. Unfortunately my jersey had gone over my face in the fall and I couldn't see what was going on around me. By the time I managed to extricate myself from my sweater, a circle of cheering children had formed around us, but the prefects had also arrived, and the fight was over
Oh, I just remembered! There was a third time where I almost got my ass kicked. I was sitting on some first team rugby player's seat (first day of school in my second last year, new classes, I sat there in my class the previous year, he sat there in his class). He told me to get up, I told him to fuck off, he started punching my arm in a threatening manner and told me to meet him after school. Fortunately there was a big party planned after school (epic house party, 350 people at one house [which got horrendously trashed]), so the next time I saw him was after we both consumed way too much alcohol. So we ended up laughing it off, and I kept the seat!
My school had a very strange social dynamic, but it was lots of fun!
Daigomi 0 - 3 Big People
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I got in about 3 "real" fights. Only one worth noting was Senior Year of high school, a fairly big kid just felt like starting some crap. I tolerated it for a while and warned him which obviously and sadly provoked him to keep pissing me off. That was a year when I got pretty serious about lifting, so I just ended up beating the shit out of him. It was at school and the cafeteria had a unhealthy dosage of his blood on the ground. Then both of us ended up in jail, fined for disorderly conduct, I got off fairly lightly with school since I'm not so much a trouble maker.
I never got in a fight in college. A couple small guys once in a while would start stuff, but usually it never ends up into fights cause charisma usually wins crowds which backs up you and the other person backs off.
Size doesn't always win, but you can't be a little weakling and think you can win but that should be obvious.
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plenty of fights for me...the one i remember more was 2 friends and me vs ALL the disco security (like 10+ guys) of course we got owned (not much, but some bruises in the face and some pain in my back ;D) but they got so fucked whit my supersaiyan force and the bottles my friends smashed in their heads lol...police arrived and they had to use the gun to shoot at the air so we break the fight
edit: btw by "plenty" i mean like 4-5 real fight, 2-3 being a young kid...and 1-2 in "manhood" (19y/o+)
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since i am a punk rocker, i always have trouble with Neo-Nazis so i been in some hardcore fights...
sometimes we win, sometimes we get PWND!...
fuck those nazis -.-
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On November 10 2008 03:15 Chill wrote:
Yes, I got beaten by three guys in a club and I just basically turtled. I was completely fine but I still felt bad for not fighting back even though it would have ended worse for me.
See now if you had played Terran all along you would have been ready.
EDIT: No I haven't really gotten into any "real" fights myself. A few scraps here and there, and a few pushes but nothing I would consider a fight.
Some of the stories in this thread are really funny though haha. GINYUFORCE FIGHTING!
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when you get in a fight there can be a different result then yes i won, and yes i got owned =/
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I'm a pretty peaceful guy so I haven't been in anything serious really.
In Kindergarten, I used to hang around with this posse of 10~14 kids all ranging from age 7-19. Our leader was this 19 year old guy who just roamed around our streets for no apparent reason. We'd ring doorbells and run or just jump off of very high walls for no reason at all. Anyways oneday, they all decided to ding dong ditch my house. For some reason, I started thinking they'd trash my house and being scared ran back to my house as fast as I can before they got there. I rushed in and quickly grabbed a long plastic brush and ran outside ready to defend my house. The second I saw the kids marching to my house, I charged at the kids and quickly dispatched three of them and turned to attack another kid somewhere around 4th or 6th grade. I hit him on the back twice and he kicked me in the stomach. I smashed into this crate full of empty beer cans and he began pummeling me in the side. The neighbor who owned the store across my house came out and broke up the fight.
One time when I was 2nd grade, I saw this 6th grader and a 4th grader pushing my 2nd grader friend around. So I jumped in and started fighting the 6th grader. He was a tall and skinny guy so I couldn't really hit any higher than his stomach. Funny though, I was winning because he was a total wuss and being small and fast, he couldn't land most of the hits on me. Then the 4th grader (who was the built, muscley type) jumped in and started beating the crap out of me. My other two friends already ran away so I quickly scrambled back to my feet and ran away as well
Then another time, when I was in 3rd grade, there were these three 5th graders and a 4th grader who used to bully me around everytime we got off the school bus. They'd push me around, punch me and just charge at me for no reason. I couldn't do much except run or attempt to hit them and run or they'd all jump me at once and I'd be screwed. So I got tired of it oneday and pushed the 4th grader back when he pushed me. But the 5th graders ran to his side and jumped me. Being surrounded by 4 kids older than me, I couldn't do anything much than crawl up while they kicked me. Then luckily some guy came and broke it up quickly.
Nowadays nobody really messes with me because I'm just a peaceful guy but because I'm also pretty tall and have a lean muscular physique. But I'm far from being a badass.
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On November 09 2008 15:53 De4ngus wrote:Show nested quote +On November 09 2008 13:15 Fontong wrote:
As for me, I grew up in Sunnyvale. Name is quite appropriate, it's basically happy rainbow lala land. Suffice to say I've never been in an actual fight, I socked some kids back when I was in my high school's marching band though. Hmm, I live in Sunnyvale and I've been in plenty of fights. They were all in preschool, though. At least I always won Did you go to Homestead by any chance?
Lol yes I did as a matter of fact. I graduated just last year.
Edit: Welcome to TL.
After reading, Looks like TLnetters>>everyone else in fights. Or maybe the people who mostly lost fights didn't post lol.
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I hate highschool fights because all the kids just blindly swing at eachother lol
my only fight consisted of me grabbing this kids legs and taking him down and getting him in a choke ^^
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Pacifist.
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I have a terrible temper and I tend to just utterly annihilate (or at least try my hardest) not because I am big or a good fighter, but because once the switch is flipped, I go super saiyan mode. I blame it on reading Ender's Game as a small child.
Good thing I learned to control my emotions early early on. Now I am probably the most laid back and easy going person you guys will ever meet.
If I do get upset with people nowadays, I much much prefer to take the Count of Monte Cristo route--utterly destroy them and their lives through various seemingly coincidental means and resort to violence only when necessary.
Although if you fuck with either of my dogs, I will find and kill you.
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On November 10 2008 13:32 ZaplinG wrote:I have a terrible temper and I tend to just utterly annihilate (or at least try my hardest) not because I am big or a good fighter, but because once the switch is flipped, I go super saiyan mode. I blame it on reading Ender's Game as a small child. Good thing I learned to control my emotions early early on. Now I am probably the most laid back and easy going person you guys will ever meet. If I do get upset with people nowadays, I much much prefer to take the Count of Monte Cristo route--utterly destroy them and their lives through various seemingly coincidental means and resort to violence only when necessary. Although if you fuck with either of my dogs, I will find and kill you.
I'm exactly the same way. I used to just go completely insane when I'd get into a fight. I would even end up crying. Nothing like a crying kid utterly wasting you in a fight.
I have my rage under control for the most part now though.
I haven't been in a fist fight in a couple years now. Last one ended up badly for the other guy. (Long ass story)
Anyway...
I think I've only lost 4 fights in my life. One was against a girl, and we brutally beat each other up. This was in grade 3. Pretty hilarious looking back on it. We were in alone in the class room, it was during lunch. And for no reason she grabbed my hair and slammed my head into my desk. Then she tried running away, but I went into rage mode. Chased her down, and I booted her halfway down these stairs, and we fought it out in the basement of the school. From what I remember it involved a lot of punching in the face, hair pulling, and heads being slammed into doorways. I think a teacher found us fighting eventually, but I'd say she won.
It's funny because its probably the most brutal fight I've been in, even compared to ones that happened later in my life.
Ah I miss being a kid...
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[QUOTE]On November 10 2008 15:08 Krohm wrote:
[QUOTE]On November 10 2008 13:32 ZaplinG wrote:
One was against a girl, and we brutally beat each other up. This was in grade 3. Pretty hilarious looking back on it. We were in alone in the class room, it was during lunch. And for no reason she grabbed my hair and slammed my head into my desk. Then she tried running away, but I went into rage mode. Chased her down, and I booted her halfway down these stairs, and we fought it out in the basement of the school. From what I remember it involved a lot of punching in the face, hair pulling, and heads being slammed into doorways. I think a teacher found us fighting eventually, but I'd say she won.
It's funny because its probably the most brutal fight I've been in, even compared to ones that happened later in my life.
Ah I miss being a kid...[/QUOTE]
WTF How did that happen!?!?
Was she like training for that shit all year? Just to randomly beat the shit out of you one day for no reason?
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I fought a lot in Elementary, and Middle School. I kind of turned into a big bitch once I got into high school.
My most recent fight happen a few weeks ago playing American Football at the park. It was my team vs a team that plays football for a local HS. Someone clipped my friend (lets say his name is M) after the play, and M walked over to the dude (I'll call him B for bitch). M in a very polite way says, "What the fuck bro, you can't be doing that shit." The dude laughs in his face, and M shoves G. Next you know it, the kid says something along the lines "Oh yeah?" And strikes my friend in the face..
Everyone stood froze for a sec, because noone really goes out to the field to fight. We go out there to play, and have a good time. So, once my M gets hit... one of our friends (we'll call him N) just tackles the B to the ground. N stood up, and shit started into a brawl. M jumps ontop of B, and pins him to the ground, trying to throw punches to the B's ribs. I dart directly over there the instance the tackle was made, and start sending multiple punches to the B's face. I was about to be kicked in the face, until one of people I play football with grabbed him before he could fuck up my face. It was nasty, that shit turned into a brawl so quickly. Afterwards, we kept playing but with more aggression against the other team.
After that, every week their calling me a thug, Jimbo Slice (I had a shaved head, with a beard). I think two weeks after that I almost got into a fight in football again after calling some dude a bitch for always trying to cheat. :-x
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I fought once in my life. That was when i was a freshman in high school vs this older kid.
I gave him a headlock and he bit my arm so i told him I give up .
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Hm..
Once as i was 15/16 vs 3 smaller and younger ones. They started, they paid rather big time (2 of them were really much smaller but kinda believed theyr *big* friend, which was also much smaller than me, could beat me..). Don't know how exactly this happened but there was *tension* for over a year until it finally erupted.
Next time as I was 19?... Out of nowhere came a fist flying at me, connected.. ouch... Got angry, grabbed the guy, chokeslammed him to the ground wanted to take care of the other guy that was busy with a friend of me. Get jumped again by the guy that I just slammed... I hit him, I lay him on a car, I burry my ellbow into his back, I take him up again and chokeslam him again and this time for real... He lay there on the street for 2-3 minutes and his friend lost all interest in fighting.
Ah yes, the first punch cut my lips... I did not notice this until back in the hotel, good for them that I did not know this in the actual fight  .
NeXt/last time.. I was and I am 25.
Punk/Rock-Concert... Funtimes, we were there... For some reason my brother gets 2 hits strait into the face by some Oi-Skim, we never found a reason for this. A friend jumps the attacker and takes him down, we take him away (our friend), the guy kicks my friend again while we pull our friend away from him (what an asshole that was)...
Time goes on, I search the eyes of the other guys. Connect --> Laugh --> He comes. I grab both his arms laugh and taunt him. He headbuts me, I took his head, bang it into the Guitar-Monitor (that thing moved from the impact :p), slammed him down, sat on him and pounded him good... Don't know much about this, my friends told me that 4 guys tried to get me off that guy while I just was hitting him :p... Don't hit my brother.$
Fun thing... next day at home, me and my brother sit next to each other.. He has a blue eye (his left) I have a blue eye (my right, damn headbut :p) and our mother comes down... Looks at us and is just shakeing her head :p.
For some reason I don't punch much... It's just annyoing to hit around or in the guard of someone, I much rather grab heads and just send him to the ground, a wall or some obstacle, makes things much easyer from there on... I'm heavy so it's kinda hard to really denie me a takedown/slam.
Aside from the last fight I think I was completely innocent to get involved into these fights, well, I could have ran away, but why? The last one deserved its pounding anyway.
I actually Enjoy fighting... But I never initiate or force a fight upon someone.. I kinda let em hit me first but make sure they don't connect real hard (if this does not work I would be in problems probably), I also can't go into *anger*-mode whitout being really punched, sometimes not even a punch is enough to start me... Getting punched first kinda sets me on the *save* side if things go a little too far. Never kicked someone who was clearly defeated.
You know this strange guy that just keeps on laughing at you after you hit him? That would be me . But well, i never lost until today...
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I wonder if HovZ will share any stories in this thread.
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3 times
won all three times with 1 well aimed punch, hospitalized one (he didnt even need stitches so he basically went there for a bloody nose lol?)
never really got punished for anything since they had it coming, oh good high school times
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Austin10831 Posts
yes, beat up some rapists.
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I' ve never been in a fight, although I'm pretty sure one day I'll be in one. So i have a few question to the UFC elites here on TL, how do you fight? Do you just randomly swing your arms and hope you hit the nose/mouth/throat? Because everytime there's a fight at school or something, its usually just a bunch of randomly thrown punches and whoever lands the first punch usually wins. So how the hell do you fight? Also, I have like a low tolerance for pain so if i get punched once it's probably curtains for me.
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Most fights are about who punches first. Even between two trained fighters, it's almost always pretty messy.
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Eh not rly :p
Only in elementary school where I kicked someone in the balls, but that's about it...
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Well, I'm not really an expert but... I'm bored:
If you can't take a punch you better don't fight at all. That’s the reason for the random swings... A UFC fighter trains to take a punch, some guys got *steel-chins* and can take much more than others. A random punch with full force will bring down most guys if it really connects and most people also completely lack the ability to dodge/protect themselves.
If you don't want the random swings to happen, grab the arms of your enemy but then you have to do something quick or else you get a head but (... bastard that was), a kick/knee or he's scrambling free and now clearly in punching distance.
And btw: Don't fight bigger/heavier guys if you don't want to get crumbled, if the bigger guy has a slight clue what to do and you not your odds are *really* bad. A few years ago I often had some fun fights with a friend (no punching, just *wrestling*... As long as I wasn't really committing myself to something he could fight back whiteout a problem, you could say owned me, but as soon as I really thought.. "fuck you, this gets annoying" he couldn't do much about getting thrown around :p). We just fought until someone got a dominant position because well, if you're not some good wrestler or jiu jitsu-guy your pretty much done then.
Pain probably won't be a big issue, you get pumped up really quick if you're really angry. If the switch is pulled my legs/arms begin to shake a little, it's like pumping yourself up...Adrenaline rocks. I personally feel nearly no pain until the next morning, then you feel every place you got hit and probably even feel your muscles cause you *overused* them and did things with a strength you normally wouldn't be able to. The last time it took around 2 hours to really *come down* (well... some Rum-Shot's helped also... All the drinking of the night before seemed wasted)...
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If you don't want the random swings to happen, grab the arms of your enemy but then you have to do something quick or else you get a head but (... bastard that was), a kick/knee or he's scrambling free and now clearly in punching distance.
Or maybe you get hit in the face going in to grab his arms. Or maybe he just pulls his hands away and punches you in the face anyway. There are no rules like "grab their arms", every fight is different :|
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Nice thread, haha.
I've gotten into once in grade 1, it was in my school bus. School buses here are a lot different, you know those vans like the Kia Besta and the like? Those were the school buses here in my country so I get to know my bus mates a little more. There was this one kid who picked on me for no reason and I held back, maybe this dude has some disorder or something. But he gives me hell for more than a month so when I can't take him anymore, I waited for the time where he sat beside me so he can feel more superior in teasing me.
-big mistake by him-
I let one out straight to his face, and you guys know how mineral lines and sometimes depo's block the straight path of the scarabs, right? Well, my punch went straight to his face and really shocked him and I just went to beat the hell out of him, the driver didn't care much anyway so I was like pounding on the dude and he was on fetal position. My sister ( a grade lower than me ) called me cuz we were already at home. Not much of a fist fight...
Oh God, I just remembered some fights during high school but I'll read the whole thread first.
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Or maybe you get hit in the face going in to grab his arms. Or maybe he just pulls his hands away and punches you in the face anyway. There are no rules like "grab their arms", every fight is different :|
It's not a rule, it's just something that worked for me and i would try to do again. It just puts your opponent in a situation he probably did not expect.
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oh yeah in france there are a lot of idiots and the sad thing is that theses idiots don't give a shit about being fair and punching you 3/4/5 or more vs 1 guy , even if u are totally owned they continue to kick you when you are on the soil. fucking ending nation.
This happened many times to some of my friends whereas they are quite "strong' most of them and i went in fight myself several times despite i'm really not the kind of guy who likes figthing.
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Ohh, I remember my classmate from high school, who got into a fight with my friend for the 4 years we have been together, haha, the bastard always lost to a rock bottom from my friend, lol.
I'm really a nice person to start with, but if someone tries to hurt my relatives, family, loved ones, me they won't expect mercy from me.
Fight during freshman high school year, the last one I had.
Anyway, that same dude was like teasing me because I was new to the school where I spent my high school and I looked like someone they can just tease and get away with it. So one time, I was getting my stuff from my locker (btw, since we stayed on one classroom for the whole day, our lockers are at the back of the classroom) to store my stuff and he comes a long teasing me. There were those class officers there that like proved the fight by saying things like "OOhhh!!! He just said you're a weakling! You just let him walk away with that? He's like looking down at you.", so I just walked away cuz I don't want any fights. But being the smart bastard that dude was, he said "Look, he's walking away, what a weakling." Unable to hold back, I let one rip out and I knew he didn't expect it cuz he was somewhat sideways from me already. He got staggered good and he got his back to the lockers, knowing he had to get up, he tried to do so, but he saw me waiting for him so he delayed, bad move, I managed to get a knee to his face infested acne. Before I knew it, the class officers were pulling me out cuz I hurt the guy good.
My friend was like "good job" on me, that dude never teased me again.
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There aren't enough people getting owned to match the number of people kicking the shit out of someone.
Are you people kicking the shit out of air?
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On November 10 2008 22:55 rKos wrote:
There aren't enough people getting owned to match the number of people kicking the shit out of someone.
Are you people kicking the shit out of air?
Nah, I think most TL-ers know when to pick their fights, therefore, minimizing defeat, and I think that TL guys are good guys, they'll never go to fights without some good reason (like trashing our mods/staff, people like those deserve to meet God earlier than expected). hehe.
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From what i know there are some people that are just unlucky.
I have a friend.
He leaves Club X early... He gets in trouble on his way home.
He leaves Club Y early... He gets robbed on his way home.
He leaves Club Z early... He gets in trouble on his way home.
NO other guy I know off ever had problems at this places...
And btw.
Probably the people that really go around surching for a brawl are not found in the forums of a strategy game that often . For sure some get onto it when they think it's *ok* but actively searching a fight whitout even the slightest reason? Only retards do this.
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