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On August 05 2008 10:29 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On August 05 2008 08:59 Cloud wrote:
"Hey your head just fell to the ground."
And some people would actually look down o.o We did "you dropped your pocket!" Haha, every now and then I will do that to people now.
I did "you dropped your pocket!" too. Also back in kindergarten we did that, "there's a stain on your shirt" (they look down and you hit their nose) Kinda hard to describe. Oh and for cutting in line "No cuts, no buts, no alligator guts and don't forget the coconuts".
Oh fuck and "what are you eating under there". They reply, "under where?" and you scream and laugh "UNDERWEAR TEE HEE"
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there was this called monkey bumps
where you stick out 1 knuckle mainly the middle one and hit your upper arm muscle really hard with that knuckle
then instantly where the area you got hit a bump will rise up
it look pretty cool and we all did it during recess
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Hah hah that's a good one.
+ Show Spoiler +If you don't see the bump, means you didn't hit hard enough.
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High fives -
"Down Low... (low high five)
Up High... (high high five)
In Space... (higher high five)
IN YOUR FACE!!! (smack in their face)"
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I don't know if this was posted yet but...
Say "Mother may I" then spell Cup.
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High Fives:
"High five man!" *raise hand
*buddy raises hand*
"WHO'S GAY" *drop hand quickly
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On August 05 2008 09:44 MTF wrote:
I didn't trick schoolmates so much as I had a bad habit of tricking the school staff. I used to chew up my food (usually a school pizza) very thoroughly and mix it with some water, then spit it all out into a toilet. I'd go to the nurses office, which was right next to the principals office, and say I threw up. They'd check it out, affirm the mess was there, and proceed to take my temperature. And even though I never had one, I was always sent home (which was about three blocks away) where I would happily plop down and usually watch some Jurassic Park. :p
I only recall one trick of the same ilk as those mentioned being played on me, though it was in Middle (Junior High) School, not Elementary.
"Are you F.B.I.?"
"No."
"So, you're not a female body inspector?! HAHA"
That sounds like a job at the morgue
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in HS (but would work damn well in elementary too)
we emptired peoples book bags
turned them inside out
put thebooks back
and zipped it up.
reverse the backpack ftw.
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What's your name?
(name)
What's the color of the sky?
Blue.
What direction am I pointing in (points upward)
Up.
(name) Blew Up.
What's your name?
(name)
What do you breathe out of?
Nose.
What's in my hand (reveal empty palm)
Nothing.
(name) knows nothing.
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Are you the fag in the cage?
Yes -> "lol fag in a cage! fag in a cage!" *points finger*
No -> "The fag is loose!!"
In Swedish originally though 
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On August 05 2008 14:46 DrainX wrote:Are you the fag in the cage? Yes -> "lol fag in a cage! fag in a cage!" *points finger* No -> "The fag is loose!!" In Swedish originally though
Yeah I definitely don't get this one 
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A friend invented this in elementary, worked every time lol
"Hey, you got chewing gum! Give me pleeeaaase!!!"
"wtf I dont have gum"
"you do! I just saw you chewing!"
*opens mouth to show there's no gum*
*spits own chewing gum into victims mouth*
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On August 05 2008 15:04 Seraphim wrote:Show nested quote +On August 05 2008 14:46 DrainX wrote:Are you the fag in the cage? Yes -> "lol fag in a cage! fag in a cage!" *points finger* No -> "The fag is loose!!" In Swedish originally though Yeah I definitely don't get this one
its similar to "Have you stopped beating your wife?" - If you say yes, that means at one point you beat your wife. If you say no, its even worse since you still beat your wife.
for the OPs, no matter how you answer you 'admit' to being gay.
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On August 05 2008 15:16 jtan wrote:
A friend invented this in elementary, worked every time lol
"Hey, you got chewing gum! Give me pleeeaaase!!!"
"wtf I dont have gum"
"you do! I just saw you chewing!"
*opens mouth to show there's no gum*
*spits own chewing gum into victims mouth*
thats fucking disgusting
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On August 05 2008 15:16 jtan wrote:
A friend invented this in elementary, worked every time lol
"Hey, you got chewing gum! Give me pleeeaaase!!!"
"wtf I dont have gum"
"you do! I just saw you chewing!"
*opens mouth to show there's no gum*
*spits own chewing gum into victims mouth*
Oh man thats gross, that reminds me in grade 7. Me and friend were throwing shit at each other, and he threw his gum at me over his shoulder, and it went right into my mouth because I was busy laughing.... Rofl it was such an epic throw.
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"Watch! I'm going to make this pencil disappear!"
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wtf, I actually remember most of these. Now that I look back, kindergarten was a pretty messed up environment to grow up in...
To contribute:
Hold your tongue with your index finger and thumb and then say "I live on a pirate ship" or "I'm an apple."
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