EPTI remember stupid shit like:
"spell pig backwards and then say funny colors!"
"are you pt!? LOL U R A PREGNANT TEENAGER LORF~"
"LOL U RNT POTTY TRAINED~!!!~!"
etc.
What tricks do you remember from elementary?
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Gaetele
Esper760 Posts
I remember stupid shit like: "spell pig backwards and then say funny colors!" "are you pt!? LOL U R A PREGNANT TEENAGER LORF~" "LOL U RNT POTTY TRAINED~!!!~!" etc. | ||
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DamageControL
United States4222 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
Kicking the teacher, climbing the fence that incarcerated us and kept me from my mother, falling from the fence I was trying to climb so I could get out, yelling as hard I could I don't want to stay here, fighting with people on the monkey bars, getting my recess taken away nearly every single day because I was "bad" and did what I was not suppose to do, receiving my super nintendo after I behaved for a week and being semi good everyday after. Oh and snail races! We use to get snails from the outside and put them in the middle of this thing we drew and the first one out of the big circle won a sticker. My groups snail came in last every single time so I "accidentally stepped on it". I think theres a lot more stupid things I did back in the day, because every time the conversation comes up about kindergarten and 1st grade my parents tell me I was the devil and no teacher wanted to teach me, but they had no choice and basically they left me screaming in the classroom for the entire first week of kindergarten. Also other random shit, spell ICUP, cuttie catchers, cuttie shots, and the dare game.  | ||
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Gaetele
Esper760 Posts
"what?" "LOLURGAY" | ||
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
1. write your name on the top right corner of this paper 2. stand up and yell your name 3. do not follow steps 1-2 Obviously the list was longer. Anyways, it ended up making me look like a retard since i stood up and yelled my name when people who had actually followed the instruction to read ALL of the directions didn't. | ||
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knyttym
United States5797 Posts
under where? hahahahaha | ||
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Agavond
448 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:16 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Stupid shit from my kindergarten experience: Kicking the teacher, climbing the fence that incarcerated us and kept me from my mother, falling from the fence I was trying to climb so I could get out, yelling as hard I could I don't want to stay here, fighting with people on the monkey bars, getting my recess taken away nearly every single day because I was "bad" and did what I was not suppose to do, receiving my super nintendo after I behaved for a week and being semi good everyday after. Oh and snail races! We use to get snails from the outside and put them in the middle of this thing we drew and the first one out of the big circle won a sticker. My groups snail came in last every single time so I "accidentally stepped on it". I think theres a lot more stupid things I did back in the day, because every time the conversation comes up about kindergarten and 1st grade my parents tell me I was the devil and no teacher wanted to teach me, but they had no choice and basically they left me screaming in the classroom for the entire first week of kindergarten. Also other random shit, spell ICUP, cuttie catchers, cuttie shots, and the dare game. Holy shat, you just explained exactly how my experience of kindergarten was like... I would always cry and wanted to leave the class because i just didn't want to be there. I would then play outside until nightfall came. | ||
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Korea (South)1497 Posts
I fail to get this joke. | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
I got home from school and my mom asked me how was school, I said good, and she replied did you fight with anyone? I said no, and got a good beaten shortly after. Sigh, good times, good times. If only we could go back. | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
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Ryot
Canada316 Posts
Then people would proceed to push the gullible person's hand into their face for lulz. | ||
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allowicious
United States972 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:26 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: "spell pig backwards and then say funny colors!" I fail to get this joke. G I P funny colors! = Gee, I pee funny colors! btw, OP, i remember the pt thing and pig joke being so popular around here, lol | ||
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Elric
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Put your hands in the air, then say "Is my...", then spell 'book'. | ||
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paper
13196 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:19 shavingcream66 wrote: teacher gave us some piece of paper where the instructions said to read all of the directions below and it went something like 1. write your name on the top right corner of this paper 2. stand up and yell your name 3. do not follow steps 1-2 Obviously the list was longer. Anyways, it ended up making me look like a retard since i stood up and yelled my name when people who had actually followed the instruction to read ALL of the directions didn't. that's the most retarded set of instructions considering you're supposed to do instructions in order. i recall in fourth grade the teacher did something similar but it actually made sense. it was basically a test, but there were some subtle instructions at the top saying not to do it. :d i failed | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
Poggs and marbles for keepsies are another big thing we did. OHHHH and the stupidest thing ever! This thing called one day spanish and one english shit we used to do. Simply put we were suppose to talk in english one day and the next day spanish seeing that everyone was latino came from a spanish speaking home. So we alternated if I had stayed in the California school systems for another couple of years I would of ended up like my cousins starting there sentences in english and finishing it in spanish. Gets on my nerves so bad, spanglish worst language ever.  | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:26 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: "spell pig backwards and then say funny colors!" I fail to get this joke. gee your a retard. now try g i p | ||
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DamageControL
United States4222 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:27 Ryot wrote: "If your hand is bigger than your face then you have cancer, try it." Then people would proceed to push the gullible person's hand into their face for lulz. I can make your hand smell like strawberries *do random shit* now try it. When they small smack their hand into their face | ||
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yubee
United States3826 Posts
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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StarN
United States2587 Posts
and everyone would look and then LOL | ||
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calgar
United States1277 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
Me getting demoted from second grade back to kindergarten. After I moved from CA to PA I started school in second grade. I started school on the first day like everyone else so no big deal, and I could speak two languages, so I was "popular" with the girls, fuckyou grigos.  Anyway like 3/4s the way into the year we took these exams that were suppose to tell you how you were doing, and if you were talented/gifted kid or if you were retarded and needed help. I'm pretty sure these tests are done state wide and everyone has to take it. As I was finishing up I was on my last question I had 2 bubbles left. This is were I went fuck, somethings wrong. I did the stupid thing of skipping a questions and NOT skipping a bubble. So like 75% of my answers were wrong. I wanted to tell the teacher, but was afraid that I would have to fix things during my recess so I said nothing. Like a week later I got transfered back to kindergarten, no one told me anything! My teacher just pointed at the kindergarten teacher and she gave me a motion of saying come here, so I went there and spend about a week with a kindergarteners. It was AMAZING, we had snack time and I was the smartest kid in the class no one could touch me in math NOONE. I schooled these bitches like on everything. I didn't say anything, but somehow they found out I'm not retarded and put me back in 2nd grade. Funny part is that my parents didn't find out that they put me back in to kindergarten. I still don't know how I did in the test or if that was the actual reason why they put me in kindergarten again. But I enjoyed it. | ||
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StarN
United States2587 Posts
Victim: What is it? My Friend: We can't tell you until you join. But it's just the coolest. Victim: Sure Me: Okay then we need to mark your hand to initiate you. Victim: Okay Me: *Writes "PEN15" on his hand* Victim: waaaah?! Me and My Friend: Hahahaha what a chump. | ||
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Cpt.Cocaine
Canada299 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:37 paper wrote: that's the most retarded set of instructions considering you're supposed to do instructions in order. No I have a copy of this somewhere in one of my psych binders. It's a pretty common thing, alot of teachers have it or at least have heard about it. There's a douzen or so instructions on the list, number 1 clearly says "read the whole list before starting", then the last one tells you to only write your name in the corner and not do any of the others. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:55 Cpt.Cocaine wrote: No I have a copy of this somewhere in one of my psych binders. It's a pretty common thing, alot of teachers have it or at least have heard about it. There's a douzen or so instructions on the list, number 1 clearly says "read the whole list before starting", then the last one tells you to only write your name in the corner and not do any of the others. Yeah, shavingcream666 failed to mention that the first instruction was to read the rest of the instructions before doing anything. | ||
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
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Cloud
Sexico5880 Posts
And some people would actually look down o.o | ||
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useLess
United States4781 Posts
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stanley_
United States816 Posts
Live in a mansion, have 139 children, married to laura, have a chicken truck, make 10000000 a year. Fortune telling was very popular in the playground. | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
BuGzlToOnl that's hilarious | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
The thing is you have to write it out on someone diagonally with the letters connecting, and when you look at it upside down it's a stick figure jacking off. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/Falcynn/LAO.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/Falcynn/LAO2.jpg) | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
"what??" yes watt! | ||
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OMin
United States545 Posts
person 1: "say i" person 2: "i" person 1; "now spell cup" person 2: "cee yew pee" (see you pee) person 1: "LOLOL I SEE YOU PEE EWW LOL" and also when ur standing in line: what do scissors do? CUT then you cut them in line, gg i also remember making fart noises with ur hand in armpit was in vogue | ||
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triangle
United States3803 Posts
I was going to the bathroom when the alarm went off, and totally flipped out. Even thought I knew it was a drill that didn't stop me from thinking "oh no, what if it's real and I'm stuck in this stall to die" and similar junk. So I spaz out and start fumbling idiotically with the stall lock, which I can't open because I'm was so scared that I apparently lost all of my fine motor skills. I decide that I'm wasting precious seconds working the lock and then try to go under the stall door. But the door is really close to the floor so I have to wriggle through commando style. This is both slow and disgusting since I'm basically smearing whatever shit there is on an elementary school floor all over my chest. I finally manage to get out and blunder out of the school hysterically. I basically crash into a random teacher and start sobbing. By now the fire drill is over and this teacher's class is looking at me like "wtf?". She finally manages to get me to my teacher, who herself was worried wondering where the hell I was this whole time. I only remember this because I felt like such a staggering moron afterwards, for being terrified over absolutely nothing. Now it's just a funny memory. | ||
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ktp
United States797 Posts
then connect with ur friends hand, with ur hand horzontal and your friend's hand verticle. then open up the bottom of ur hand and look inside, the way both your hands interlock, it looks like an asshole when u look from your side! then you reverse and you let ur friend get a peak we did this shit for hours. | ||
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
In the first teacher-parent conference, was we were leaving i went up to her with my parents and suddenly blurted out "why aren't you married?". I got owned by my parents that night. =( | ||
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Ozarugold
2716 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:46 StarN wrote: I remember when I used to sit in the back and when the teacher was gone (or if there was a substitute) I would always yell "Don't look I'm naked" and everyone would look and then LOL I used to do that too! Haha! Good times~ | ||
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
On August 05 2008 09:06 HeavOnEarth wrote: Whatistheunitofpower? "what??" yes watt! hahaha =p never heard this one before zzz | ||
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SnowFantasy
4173 Posts
"Pete and repeat are walking across the bridge. Pete falls off, who is still on the bridge?" "Repeat." "Pete and repeat are walking across the bridge. Pete falls off, who is still on the bridge?" "Repeat." "Pete and repeat are walking across the bridge. Pete falls off, who is still on the bridge?" etc. | ||
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azndsh
United States4447 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:42 yubee wrote: i tied people's shoelaces together I did this in high school | ||
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xBTx
Canada542 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:53 BuGzlToOnl wrote: HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER A REALLY GOOD ONE! Me getting demoted from second grade back to kindergarten. After I moved from CA to PA I started school in second grade. I started school on the first day like everyone else so no big deal, and I could speak two languages, so I was "popular" with the girls, fuckyou grigos. Anyway like 3/4s the way into the year we took these exams that were suppose to tell you how you were doing, and if you were talented/gifted kid or if you were retarded and needed help. I'm pretty sure these tests are done state wide and everyone has to take it. As I was finishing up I was on my last question I had 2 bubbles left. This is were I went fuck, somethings wrong. I did the stupid thing of skipping a questions and NOT skipping a bubble. So like 75% of my answers were wrong. I wanted to tell the teacher, but was afraid that I would have to fix things during my recess so I said nothing. Like a week later I got transfered back to kindergarten, no one told me anything! My teacher just pointed at the kindergarten teacher and she gave me a motion of saying come here, so I went there and spend about a week with a kindergarteners. It was AMAZING, we had snack time and I was the smartest kid in the class no one could touch me in math NOONE. I schooled these bitches like on everything. I didn't say anything, but somehow they found out I'm not retarded and put me back in 2nd grade. Funny part is that my parents didn't find out that they put me back in to kindergarten. I still don't know how I did in the test or if that was the actual reason why they put me in kindergarten again. But I enjoyed it. We have that testing in Canada. They call it 3rd grade testing (theres also 6th grade testing). In 6th grade testing I remembered from 3rd grade testing that it didn't count towards your report card so I wrote my first name in capitals for the answer to every question and I got suspended for it. | ||
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MTF
United States1739 Posts
I only recall one trick of the same ilk as those mentioned being played on me, though it was in Middle (Junior High) School, not Elementary. "Are you F.B.I.?" "No." "So, you're not a female body inspector?! HAHA" | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On August 05 2008 09:28 BlueRoyaL wrote: hahaha =p never heard this one before zzz my academy physics teacher made it up; lol he's such a great teacher puns and one liners for everything in physics i swear | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:59 Cloud wrote: "Hey your head just fell to the ground." And some people would actually look down o.o We did "you dropped your pocket!" Haha, every now and then I will do that to people now. | ||
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sith
United States2474 Posts
Me Chinese me no dumb, me jump on to daddy's bum. He go *fart noise* and i go Boom! And that's how i get down so soon. I remember asking my first grade teacher how long division worked. The start of my interest in math. I remember taking 2 ice creams instead of 1 when the lunch lady came around to hand them out. You only got 1 ticket, but in the confusion of so many people grabbing you could get two. I loved saying you threw up. My parent even condoned it if i was actually sick and they wouldn't believe me. My elementary school somehow didn't believe that if a 2nd grader said they were sick and needed their mom or something that they were telling the truth. SO you could just be like "brb bathroom" and then "i threw up i need to go to the nurse". I remember gym was especially retarded but me and like 3 other guys would dick on everyone. We played this game where you had a pin and you had to protect it from other people throwing balls. We would form and alliance and destroy, but sometimes someone would bs and kill everything. I remember one year we had this random black dude as a gym teacher who i never saw again, and this kid fell and was crying and he was like "suck it up, get back in the game". I laughed so hard.. | ||
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sith
United States2474 Posts
Me: Do you want to join the PEN Fifteen club? Victim: What is it? My Friend: We can't tell you until you join. But it's just the coolest. Victim: Sure Me: Okay then we need to mark your hand to initiate you. Victim: Okay Me: *Writes "PEN15" on his hand* Victim: waaaah?! Me and My Friend: Hahahaha what a chump. My friend got detention for doing that in middle school, no joke, some girl started crying. On August 05 2008 08:19 shavingcream66 wrote: teacher gave us some piece of paper where the instructions said to read all of the directions below and it went something like 1. write your name on the top right corner of this paper 2. stand up and yell your name 3. do not follow steps 1-2 Obviously the list was longer. Anyways, it ended up making me look like a retard since i stood up and yelled my name when people who had actually followed the instruction to read ALL of the directions didn't. this shit was retarded. who the hell reads every single question before starting a test. i got owned by this too, and i was like "but why would i read through everything before i began". and they're like "so you understand the directions" and i'm like "you bitch, these are questions, not instructions.". i think i had to like talk with the guidance counselor (the person doing the test) after class. I remember the funniest thing at the time that ever happened was someone was in the bathroom and someone outside was like "whos in there" and the kid inside was like "santa clause". I laughed for a good 15 minutes at that in like 1st grade. dunno why. also i remember telling the teacher this kid was trying to make like a bomb with some batterys and paper clips. it was hilarious he got in so much trouble. I remember one time i was sitting at the "bad" table for some reason in like 3rd grade. I remember that i had a carrot in my mouth and was pretending it was a cigarette. So this mom from my neighborhood is at school for some reason and is like "ohhhhh you're in trouble". I thought she was talking about me pretending to have a cigarette so i was like meh, but like years later she probably thought i was at that table because i was actually in trouble. I still have no recollection as to why i was actually there. I know i wasn't in trouble, i got upset over getting in trouble in elementary school, so i have no idea. | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:57 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: Yeah, shavingcream666 failed to mention that the first instruction was to read the rest of the instructions before doing anything. Haha, he did mention it, in the first line of the post you quoted, ironically. | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
"Want some punch?" (whilst holding up a carton of Hawaiian Punch, which was all the rage at this time. I trust that you all get the double entendre.) Similarly: "Want a hundred bucks?" (apparently 'buck' is also slang for a punch, although I've never heard it since elementary school.) "Want this chocolate bar?", and when after you snatch it, it turns out to be an empty wrapper, "No backsies!" "Up for grabs!", when someone didn't want something from his lunch, occasionally coupled with "Down for keeps!" if they were just teasing. If you were quick and managed to grab it before he said down for keeps, though, nothing he could do about that. "Slap me high...Slap me low...Slap me in the middle [withdraws hand]...You're too slow!" The two all-purpose comebacks to any insult whatever: "I know you are, but what am I?" "I'm rubber, you're glue: whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!" And finally, my entry for most retarded elementary-school trick ever: "Put your palms together. OK, now every time I ask you a question, if the answer is 'no', fold one set of fingers, starting with the pinkies and going up. Did you kill your mother? [No.] Did you kill your father? [No.] Did you kill your sister? [No.] Then why are you holding a gun!" (See, once you fold three sets of fingers, your hand looks like a gun, sort of. Like the index fingers are the barrel, and the thumb is the hammer? You get it, right?) | ||
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Luddite
United States2315 Posts
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
some kid fell over and broke his wrist and he was sitting down with his feet out and crying, and the teachers came over to help splint his wrist or whatever, and tell him they were calling the ambulance and stuff. and some kid, cant remember who it was, tied his shoelaces together whilst he was sitting there and the kid didnt notice, and when he got up to walk to the office he fell over and landed on his broken wrist and started crying again edit: this was in year11, when i was 16-17ish | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
also, watching my friends play pokemon because I was too poor to afford a gameboy | ||
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pinenamu
United States770 Posts
"#@@!#$$21421321@!#!#? yes or no!" "I dunno." "Oh come on, just yes or no." "Yes?" "AHAHAHAH BWHAHAHAHA" "What did you say??" "BWHAHAHAHHAA" ".." | ||
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BottleAbuser
Korea (South)1888 Posts
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ramen247
United States1256 Posts
On August 05 2008 11:44 fusionsdf wrote: I vaguely remember some joke involving captain picard also, watching my friends play pokemon because I was too poor to afford a gameboy fuck that makes me so sad. fuck. | ||
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Folca
2235 Posts
On August 05 2008 11:56 BottleAbuser wrote: You should all be ashamed of yourselves. You guys are helping the OP to think of childish things to do to his poor, poor friends. Good | ||
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
i got owned by it in early middle school and then kinda forgot about it (i was pretty pissed though, because the person who wrote the first instruction apparently failed english. i don't remember what it was exactly but it was something like "read each instruction before starting" instead of "read all the instructions before starting". i was in like a 20minute argument with the teacher about this, because i did read each instruction before doing it, obviously i did it one at a time) then later i got owned by it again in like grade 9 or something on a fucking test where the last question is like "if you read this, put your hand up 5min after the test starts to get 10 bonus marks" like what the fuck from then on i read all the tests in its entirety........ even my university exams. i like to think of it as a mental trick -- i pretend my subconscious or w/e is working on the later questions with remembering relevant facts, etc. | ||
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pubbanana
United States3063 Posts
"Wha--" "HUH WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU SPEAK UP" | ||
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randombum
United States2378 Posts
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sith
United States2474 Posts
On August 05 2008 12:02 JeeJee wrote: hahahaha i remember that stupid garbage instruction where the last one was to not follow the instructions i got owned by it in early middle school and then kinda forgot about it (i was pretty pissed though, because the person who wrote the first instruction apparently failed english. i don't remember what it was exactly but it was something like "read each instruction before starting" instead of "read all the instructions before starting". i was in like a 20minute argument with the teacher about this, because i did read each instruction before doing it, obviously i did it one at a time) then later i got owned by it again in like grade 9 or something on a fucking test where the last question is like "if you read this, put your hand up 5min after the test starts to get 10 bonus marks" like what the fuck from then on i read all the tests in its entirety........ even my university exams. i like to think of it as a mental trick -- i pretend my subconscious or w/e is working on the later questions with remembering relevant facts, etc. I refuse that bullshit. I have never had a legitimate test where reading all questions/instructions beforehand helped me at all. rofl I don't know why I'm getting so pissed about this. | ||
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BottleAbuser
Korea (South)1888 Posts
I generally look at the first problem first, and move on to the next one if: I cannot answer it immediately - need time to think about it. It will take me some time to write down the answer. I don't know the answer. And if any of the conditions are met for any of the following questions, move on to the next. Sometimes, this results in me reading the entire test before answering anything. But as the questions tend to be related somehow (come on, they're for the same course), thinking about one sometimes gives perspective on another. | ||
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DrywMz
United States394 Posts
On August 05 2008 10:29 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: We did "you dropped your pocket!" Haha, every now and then I will do that to people now. I did "you dropped your pocket!" too. Also back in kindergarten we did that, "there's a stain on your shirt" (they look down and you hit their nose) Kinda hard to describe. Oh and for cutting in line "No cuts, no buts, no alligator guts and don't forget the coconuts". Oh fuck and "what are you eating under there". They reply, "under where?" and you scream and laugh "UNDERWEAR TEE HEE" | ||
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eyeballball3
United States93 Posts
where you stick out 1 knuckle mainly the middle one and hit your upper arm muscle really hard with that knuckle then instantly where the area you got hit a bump will rise up it look pretty cool and we all did it during recess | ||
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BottleAbuser
Korea (South)1888 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + If you don't see the bump, means you didn't hit hard enough. | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
"Down Low... (low high five) Up High... (high high five) In Space... (higher high five) IN YOUR FACE!!! (smack in their face)" | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
Say "Mother may I" then spell Cup. | ||
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CommanderFluffy
Taiwan1059 Posts
"High five man!" *raise hand *buddy raises hand* "WHO'S GAY" *drop hand quickly | ||
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DamageControL
United States4222 Posts
On August 05 2008 09:44 MTF wrote: I didn't trick schoolmates so much as I had a bad habit of tricking the school staff. I used to chew up my food (usually a school pizza) very thoroughly and mix it with some water, then spit it all out into a toilet. I'd go to the nurses office, which was right next to the principals office, and say I threw up. They'd check it out, affirm the mess was there, and proceed to take my temperature. And even though I never had one, I was always sent home (which was about three blocks away) where I would happily plop down and usually watch some Jurassic Park. :p I only recall one trick of the same ilk as those mentioned being played on me, though it was in Middle (Junior High) School, not Elementary. "Are you F.B.I.?" "No." "So, you're not a female body inspector?! HAHA" That sounds like a job at the morgue | ||
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imBLIND
United States2626 Posts
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brian
United States9616 Posts
we emptired peoples book bags turned them inside out put thebooks back and zipped it up. reverse the backpack ftw. | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
(name) What's the color of the sky? Blue. What direction am I pointing in (points upward) Up. (name) Blew Up. What's your name? (name) What do you breathe out of? Nose. What's in my hand (reveal empty palm) Nothing. (name) knows nothing. | ||
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DrainX
Sweden3187 Posts
Yes -> "lol fag in a cage! fag in a cage!" *points finger* No -> "The fag is loose!!" In Swedish originally though  | ||
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Seraphim
United States4467 Posts
On August 05 2008 14:46 DrainX wrote: Are you the fag in the cage? Yes -> "lol fag in a cage! fag in a cage!" *points finger* No -> "The fag is loose!!" In Swedish originally though Yeah I definitely don't get this one | ||
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jtan
Sweden5891 Posts
"Hey, you got chewing gum! Give me pleeeaaase!!!" "wtf I dont have gum" "you do! I just saw you chewing!" *opens mouth to show there's no gum* *spits own chewing gum into victims mouth* | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
its similar to "Have you stopped beating your wife?" - If you say yes, that means at one point you beat your wife. If you say no, its even worse since you still beat your wife. for the OPs, no matter how you answer you 'admit' to being gay. | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On August 05 2008 15:16 jtan wrote: A friend invented this in elementary, worked every time lol "Hey, you got chewing gum! Give me pleeeaaase!!!" "wtf I dont have gum" "you do! I just saw you chewing!" *opens mouth to show there's no gum* *spits own chewing gum into victims mouth* thats fucking disgusting | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
On August 05 2008 15:16 jtan wrote: A friend invented this in elementary, worked every time lol "Hey, you got chewing gum! Give me pleeeaaase!!!" "wtf I dont have gum" "you do! I just saw you chewing!" *opens mouth to show there's no gum* *spits own chewing gum into victims mouth* Oh man thats gross, that reminds me in grade 7. Me and friend were throwing shit at each other, and he threw his gum at me over his shoulder, and it went right into my mouth because I was busy laughing.... Rofl it was such an epic throw. | ||
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
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jingXD
United States283 Posts
To contribute: Hold your tongue with your index finger and thumb and then say "I live on a pirate ship" or "I'm an apple." | ||
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