EPTI remember stupid shit like:
"spell pig backwards and then say funny colors!"
"are you pt!? LOL U R A PREGNANT TEENAGER LORF~"
"LOL U RNT POTTY TRAINED~!!!~!"
etc.
What tricks do you remember from elementary?
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Gaetele
Esper760 Posts
I remember stupid shit like: "spell pig backwards and then say funny colors!" "are you pt!? LOL U R A PREGNANT TEENAGER LORF~" "LOL U RNT POTTY TRAINED~!!!~!" etc. | ||
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DamageControL
United States4222 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
Kicking the teacher, climbing the fence that incarcerated us and kept me from my mother, falling from the fence I was trying to climb so I could get out, yelling as hard I could I don't want to stay here, fighting with people on the monkey bars, getting my recess taken away nearly every single day because I was "bad" and did what I was not suppose to do, receiving my super nintendo after I behaved for a week and being semi good everyday after. Oh and snail races! We use to get snails from the outside and put them in the middle of this thing we drew and the first one out of the big circle won a sticker. My groups snail came in last every single time so I "accidentally stepped on it". I think theres a lot more stupid things I did back in the day, because every time the conversation comes up about kindergarten and 1st grade my parents tell me I was the devil and no teacher wanted to teach me, but they had no choice and basically they left me screaming in the classroom for the entire first week of kindergarten. Also other random shit, spell ICUP, cuttie catchers, cuttie shots, and the dare game.  | ||
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Gaetele
Esper760 Posts
"what?" "LOLURGAY" | ||
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
1. write your name on the top right corner of this paper 2. stand up and yell your name 3. do not follow steps 1-2 Obviously the list was longer. Anyways, it ended up making me look like a retard since i stood up and yelled my name when people who had actually followed the instruction to read ALL of the directions didn't. | ||
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knyttym
United States5797 Posts
under where? hahahahaha | ||
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Agavond
448 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:16 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Stupid shit from my kindergarten experience: Kicking the teacher, climbing the fence that incarcerated us and kept me from my mother, falling from the fence I was trying to climb so I could get out, yelling as hard I could I don't want to stay here, fighting with people on the monkey bars, getting my recess taken away nearly every single day because I was "bad" and did what I was not suppose to do, receiving my super nintendo after I behaved for a week and being semi good everyday after. Oh and snail races! We use to get snails from the outside and put them in the middle of this thing we drew and the first one out of the big circle won a sticker. My groups snail came in last every single time so I "accidentally stepped on it". I think theres a lot more stupid things I did back in the day, because every time the conversation comes up about kindergarten and 1st grade my parents tell me I was the devil and no teacher wanted to teach me, but they had no choice and basically they left me screaming in the classroom for the entire first week of kindergarten. Also other random shit, spell ICUP, cuttie catchers, cuttie shots, and the dare game. Holy shat, you just explained exactly how my experience of kindergarten was like... I would always cry and wanted to leave the class because i just didn't want to be there. I would then play outside until nightfall came. | ||
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Korea (South)1497 Posts
I fail to get this joke. | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
I got home from school and my mom asked me how was school, I said good, and she replied did you fight with anyone? I said no, and got a good beaten shortly after. Sigh, good times, good times. If only we could go back. | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
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Ryot
Canada316 Posts
Then people would proceed to push the gullible person's hand into their face for lulz. | ||
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allowicious
United States972 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:26 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: "spell pig backwards and then say funny colors!" I fail to get this joke. G I P funny colors! = Gee, I pee funny colors! btw, OP, i remember the pt thing and pig joke being so popular around here, lol | ||
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Elric
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Put your hands in the air, then say "Is my...", then spell 'book'. | ||
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paper
13196 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:19 shavingcream66 wrote: teacher gave us some piece of paper where the instructions said to read all of the directions below and it went something like 1. write your name on the top right corner of this paper 2. stand up and yell your name 3. do not follow steps 1-2 Obviously the list was longer. Anyways, it ended up making me look like a retard since i stood up and yelled my name when people who had actually followed the instruction to read ALL of the directions didn't. that's the most retarded set of instructions considering you're supposed to do instructions in order. i recall in fourth grade the teacher did something similar but it actually made sense. it was basically a test, but there were some subtle instructions at the top saying not to do it. :d i failed | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
Poggs and marbles for keepsies are another big thing we did. OHHHH and the stupidest thing ever! This thing called one day spanish and one english shit we used to do. Simply put we were suppose to talk in english one day and the next day spanish seeing that everyone was latino came from a spanish speaking home. So we alternated if I had stayed in the California school systems for another couple of years I would of ended up like my cousins starting there sentences in english and finishing it in spanish. Gets on my nerves so bad, spanglish worst language ever.  | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:26 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: "spell pig backwards and then say funny colors!" I fail to get this joke. gee your a retard. now try g i p | ||
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DamageControL
United States4222 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:27 Ryot wrote: "If your hand is bigger than your face then you have cancer, try it." Then people would proceed to push the gullible person's hand into their face for lulz. I can make your hand smell like strawberries *do random shit* now try it. When they small smack their hand into their face | ||
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yubee
United States3826 Posts
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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StarN
United States2587 Posts
and everyone would look and then LOL | ||
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