EPTWhat tricks do you remember from elementary? - Page 2
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calgar
United States1277 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
Me getting demoted from second grade back to kindergarten. After I moved from CA to PA I started school in second grade. I started school on the first day like everyone else so no big deal, and I could speak two languages, so I was "popular" with the girls, fuckyou grigos.  Anyway like 3/4s the way into the year we took these exams that were suppose to tell you how you were doing, and if you were talented/gifted kid or if you were retarded and needed help. I'm pretty sure these tests are done state wide and everyone has to take it. As I was finishing up I was on my last question I had 2 bubbles left. This is were I went fuck, somethings wrong. I did the stupid thing of skipping a questions and NOT skipping a bubble. So like 75% of my answers were wrong. I wanted to tell the teacher, but was afraid that I would have to fix things during my recess so I said nothing. Like a week later I got transfered back to kindergarten, no one told me anything! My teacher just pointed at the kindergarten teacher and she gave me a motion of saying come here, so I went there and spend about a week with a kindergarteners. It was AMAZING, we had snack time and I was the smartest kid in the class no one could touch me in math NOONE. I schooled these bitches like on everything. I didn't say anything, but somehow they found out I'm not retarded and put me back in 2nd grade. Funny part is that my parents didn't find out that they put me back in to kindergarten. I still don't know how I did in the test or if that was the actual reason why they put me in kindergarten again. But I enjoyed it.  | ||
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StarN
United States2587 Posts
Victim: What is it? My Friend: We can't tell you until you join. But it's just the coolest. Victim: Sure Me: Okay then we need to mark your hand to initiate you. Victim: Okay Me: *Writes "PEN15" on his hand* Victim: waaaah?! Me and My Friend: Hahahaha what a chump. | ||
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Cpt.Cocaine
Canada299 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:37 paper wrote: that's the most retarded set of instructions considering you're supposed to do instructions in order. No I have a copy of this somewhere in one of my psych binders. It's a pretty common thing, alot of teachers have it or at least have heard about it. There's a douzen or so instructions on the list, number 1 clearly says "read the whole list before starting", then the last one tells you to only write your name in the corner and not do any of the others. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:55 Cpt.Cocaine wrote: No I have a copy of this somewhere in one of my psych binders. It's a pretty common thing, alot of teachers have it or at least have heard about it. There's a douzen or so instructions on the list, number 1 clearly says "read the whole list before starting", then the last one tells you to only write your name in the corner and not do any of the others. Yeah, shavingcream666 failed to mention that the first instruction was to read the rest of the instructions before doing anything. | ||
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
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Cloud
Sexico5880 Posts
And some people would actually look down o.o | ||
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useLess
United States4781 Posts
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stanley_
United States816 Posts
Live in a mansion, have 139 children, married to laura, have a chicken truck, make 10000000 a year. Fortune telling was very popular in the playground. | ||
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Deleted User 3420
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BuGzlToOnl that's hilarious | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
The thing is you have to write it out on someone diagonally with the letters connecting, and when you look at it upside down it's a stick figure jacking off. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/Falcynn/LAO.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/Falcynn/LAO2.jpg) | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
"what??" yes watt! | ||
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OMin
United States545 Posts
person 1: "say i" person 2: "i" person 1; "now spell cup" person 2: "cee yew pee" (see you pee) person 1: "LOLOL I SEE YOU PEE EWW LOL" and also when ur standing in line: what do scissors do? CUT then you cut them in line, gg i also remember making fart noises with ur hand in armpit was in vogue | ||
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triangle
United States3803 Posts
I was going to the bathroom when the alarm went off, and totally flipped out. Even thought I knew it was a drill that didn't stop me from thinking "oh no, what if it's real and I'm stuck in this stall to die" and similar junk. So I spaz out and start fumbling idiotically with the stall lock, which I can't open because I'm was so scared that I apparently lost all of my fine motor skills. I decide that I'm wasting precious seconds working the lock and then try to go under the stall door. But the door is really close to the floor so I have to wriggle through commando style. This is both slow and disgusting since I'm basically smearing whatever shit there is on an elementary school floor all over my chest. I finally manage to get out and blunder out of the school hysterically. I basically crash into a random teacher and start sobbing. By now the fire drill is over and this teacher's class is looking at me like "wtf?". She finally manages to get me to my teacher, who herself was worried wondering where the hell I was this whole time. I only remember this because I felt like such a staggering moron afterwards, for being terrified over absolutely nothing. Now it's just a funny memory. | ||
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ktp
United States797 Posts
then connect with ur friends hand, with ur hand horzontal and your friend's hand verticle. then open up the bottom of ur hand and look inside, the way both your hands interlock, it looks like an asshole when u look from your side! then you reverse and you let ur friend get a peak we did this shit for hours. | ||
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
In the first teacher-parent conference, was we were leaving i went up to her with my parents and suddenly blurted out "why aren't you married?". I got owned by my parents that night. =( | ||
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Ozarugold
2716 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:46 StarN wrote: I remember when I used to sit in the back and when the teacher was gone (or if there was a substitute) I would always yell "Don't look I'm naked" and everyone would look and then LOL I used to do that too! Haha! Good times~ | ||
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
On August 05 2008 09:06 HeavOnEarth wrote: Whatistheunitofpower? "what??" yes watt! hahaha =p never heard this one before zzz | ||
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SnowFantasy
4173 Posts
"Pete and repeat are walking across the bridge. Pete falls off, who is still on the bridge?" "Repeat." "Pete and repeat are walking across the bridge. Pete falls off, who is still on the bridge?" "Repeat." "Pete and repeat are walking across the bridge. Pete falls off, who is still on the bridge?" etc. | ||
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azndsh
United States4447 Posts
On August 05 2008 08:42 yubee wrote: i tied people's shoelaces together I did this in high school | ||
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