In the middle of an important speech? Kicked in the balls.
Hugging your grandma? Kicked in the balls.
Driving your car? Kicked in the balls.
About to blow your load? Kicked in the balls.
Going up for a layup in a bball game? Kicked in the balls.
Girlfriend breaks up with you? Kicked in the balls.
Running from the police? Kicked in the balls.
Holding off a cannon rush? Kicked in the balls.

you ahve 500 million dollars, you can PAY someone to drive your car
you can PAY someone to do a layup for you
you can PAY the police to run from you
you can PAY someone to hug your grandma

and whos gonna break up with someone worth 500 million dollars?

Antithesis

Germany1158 Posts

April 14 2012 00:46 GMT

#942

On April 14 2012 09:32 GlintFox wrote:
Just get your balls removed. Who cares when you have that much fucking money?

Hence, likely lose your libido? I wouldn't even think about that if I got 500 millions without those kicks in the nuts.

ShatterZer0

United States1843 Posts

April 14 2012 00:47 GMT

#943

I'd learn to enjoy the pain.

Or i'd donate all the money and then off myself >.>

Aruno

New Zealand748 Posts

April 14 2012 00:47 GMT

#944

On April 14 2012 09:35 meatbox wrote:

If I was this guy... First off I'd store my sperm somewhere, bucketloads, assuming they'd be of no use after a couple months...

I'd take the money and hire that guy in the video to train me and my balls to be tougher than stone

MarkT34

United States111 Posts

April 14 2012 01:02 GMT

#945

You have that much money, buy a cup.

KDrake

Canada66 Posts

April 14 2012 01:07 GMT

#946

On April 14 2012 10:02 MarkT34 wrote:
You have that much money, buy a cup.

You can't, it's in the rules.

SnipedSoul

Canada2158 Posts

April 14 2012 01:13 GMT

#947

On April 14 2012 09:46 Antithesis wrote:

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Hence, likely lose your libido? I wouldn't even think about that if I got 500 millions without those kicks in the nuts.

Just get hormone replacement therapy.

meatbox

Australia349 Posts

April 14 2012 01:25 GMT

#948

On April 14 2012 09:47 Aruno wrote:

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I'd take the money and hire that guy in the video to train me and my balls to be tougher than stone

They say it takes 5 years of training to get to that.

Scarecrow

Korea (South)9172 Posts

April 14 2012 01:27 GMT

#949

Had to go with no, there's just no way I can enjoy the money living in constant fear

theslayer922

Canada304 Posts

April 14 2012 01:34 GMT

#950

honestly, i dont like pain and money isnt actually that important. + getting kicked in the balls would make me depressed.

Vaelom

Korea (South)154 Posts

April 14 2012 01:34 GMT

#951

I'm pretty sure the guy in this video wouldnt mind that offer..
+ Show Spoiler +

for me on the otherhand, I think ill flip a coin on it xD

Slardar

Canada7593 Posts

April 14 2012 01:35 GMT

#952

I'll do a counter offer, for $10 million I'll take the deal. Forget 500.

TALegion

United States1187 Posts

April 14 2012 01:45 GMT

#953

The deal breaker for me is when you're kicked. Is it truly random, or is it malevolently decided?
Because, I would be happy once the third is done. But, if whatever was kicking me purposely sought me out at my most happy to fuck with me, then no.

Forikorder

Canada8840 Posts

April 14 2012 01:46 GMT

#954

On April 14 2012 10:45 TALegion wrote:
The deal breaker for me is when you're kicked. Is it truly random, or is it malevolently decided?
Because, I would be happy once the third is done. But, if whatever was kicking me purposely sought me out at my most happy to fuck with me, then no.

it wouldnt take too long to get to the point where your able to hide the pain so everyone around you doesnt know

as soon as its not obvious your getting kicked its not a big deal at all

xsnac

Barbados1365 Posts

April 14 2012 01:49 GMT

#955

no . i prefer making money with my abilities not suffering . and what would i do with so much money ? i would probably end up like amy whinehouse