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WinterNightz
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States111 Posts
April 14 2012 04:52 GMT
#981
I hope someone's posted this before, but really: if I could get to this point, I would totally do it.

(a guy takes a direct hit from a giant MMA dude and is unphased. 5 years of training to get to this point).
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
April 14 2012 04:54 GMT
#982
no ... stay the fuck away from my balls man ...

Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
kaleidoscope
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore2887 Posts
April 14 2012 04:58 GMT
#983
wow then the eunuchs must be rich huh
대지따라 돌린게 시간이다.. 흘러가고 돌아오지도 않고..
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
April 14 2012 05:00 GMT
#984
So am I allowed to get my balls surgically removed? What if I am a woman? Or as kaleidoscope suggests, already a eunuch?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10366 Posts
April 14 2012 05:01 GMT
#985
Yes duhhh :D

Lol yea what if you are female or something.

You said there is no permanent damage. So is there temporary damage or is the point more just that you get hurt badly 3 times a day but get 500 million? You could do so much with that lol.
Mid-master streaming MECH ONLY + commentary www.twitch.tv/yoshikirishima +++ "If all-in fails, all-in again."
tdt
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3179 Posts
April 14 2012 05:08 GMT
#986
Nope. I don't have much of an ego so I woundt feel being poor but I would feel getting kicked in the balls.
MC for president
TheGeneralTheoryOf
Profile Joined February 2012
235 Posts
April 14 2012 05:09 GMT
#987
step 1 : accept deal
step 2 : hire army to prevent you from getting kicked in the balls
step 3 : hookers & blow
oiyo
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3 Posts
April 14 2012 05:12 GMT
#988
Yes.

Get money, balls of steel surgery.
Pillage
Profile Joined July 2011
United States804 Posts
April 14 2012 05:19 GMT
#989
Rofl this is silly. I'd take the money and run.
"Power has no limits." -Tiberius
thoradycus
Profile Joined August 2010
Malaysia3262 Posts
April 14 2012 05:28 GMT
#990
Hard to enjoy the money when you are in constant pain
wunsun
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada622 Posts
April 14 2012 05:29 GMT
#991
I think if someone warned me when it would occur, I may take it. However, the surprise kinda just really just makes something painful....even worse.
InvXXVII
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada242 Posts
April 14 2012 05:31 GMT
#992
On April 14 2012 14:09 TheGeneralTheoryOf wrote:
step 1 : accept deal
step 2 : hire army to prevent you from getting kicked in the balls
step 3 : hookers & blow


but no one else on earth can see the person who kicks you in the nuts. he's like a ghost who materializes only for that split second you are getting kicked in the nuts.
A good loser is still a loser.
TheGeneralTheoryOf
Profile Joined February 2012
235 Posts
April 14 2012 05:39 GMT
#993
is becoming a eunche an option?
Itsmedudeman
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States19229 Posts
April 14 2012 05:49 GMT
#994
I'm curious about the psychological repercussions. After a while, you'd be incredibly anxious going to bed, and it might cause serious mental damage/sleep disorders.
Greenei
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1754 Posts
April 14 2012 05:53 GMT
#995
On October 22 2007 08:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
well that's easy, how much is the value of someone kicking you very hard in the balls without them being permanently damaged?

if you live another 50 years, this amounts to roughly $9000 per kick in the balls. even factoring the randomness of the kick (its more hurtful since you can't really prepare yourself against it), i think many people would take $9000 for a kick in the balls, provided they know there won't be permanent damage.

and that's if EACH KICK gives you $9000. If you get the $500million up front, it's a really easy decision, because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.


No. The marginal usefulness of 9000$ is falling in the amount of money you have. Say you have 1.000.000 $ would you still let yourself be kicked in the balls for 9k? No.
IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA
FliedLice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany7494 Posts
April 14 2012 06:05 GMT
#996
Just imagine this, you're speeding your 3million$ lamborghini down the highway at 300km/h and suddenly get a fucking kick in the balls

It's really fucking annoying and those kicks can be pretty damn lethal... indirectly.
Kevmeister @ Dota2
jmbthirteen
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States10734 Posts
April 14 2012 06:08 GMT
#997
On April 14 2012 15:05 FliedLice wrote:
Just imagine this, you're speeding your 3million$ lamborghini down the highway at 300km/h and suddenly get a fucking kick in the balls

It's really fucking annoying and those kicks can be pretty damn lethal... indirectly.

i think that would classify as permanently damaging your balls so that wouldn't happen.

And absolutely. No permanent damage? Pain is certainly worth $500,000,000.00
www.superbeerbrothers.com
karlmengsk
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada230 Posts
April 14 2012 06:11 GMT
#998
I`d take a kick in the balls for five bucks
That puppy is killing e-sports
nihlon
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden5581 Posts
April 14 2012 06:15 GMT
#999
Not worth it. If I wanted money that badly I'd rather commit some form of crime. I'd not gets as much money but I'd rather risk some prison than being in pain every day for the rest of my life.
Banelings are too cute to blow up
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
April 14 2012 06:15 GMT
#1000
Must practice... the Iron Ball Technique.

CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
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