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NachiMe
Profile Joined November 2011
250 Posts
April 14 2012 16:11 GMT
#1021
Get the money, castrate myself, ezpz
Rassy
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands2308 Posts
April 14 2012 16:34 GMT
#1022
ya no big deal, chop them off. (lolwtf)

The amount of people who would rather be castrated or have a sex change then beeing kicked in the balls 3 times a day realy suprises me.
Beeing a male is underrated these days, where are the machos lol.

(This isnt even an option btw in this game)
shizna
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom803 Posts
April 14 2012 18:04 GMT
#1023
its the wake up call that makes it most difficult.

it would lead to insomnia and madness...


however, i'd definitely do it. money is everything and a kick in the balls is no worse than sciatica or other pains that many people face every minute of every day.
pileopoop
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada317 Posts
April 14 2012 18:16 GMT
#1024
I thought people were afraid of permanent damage when kicked in the balls. If there's no permanent damage then what's the big deal. It's only the pain that last like 10 minutes.
chAse_
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany84 Posts
April 14 2012 18:20 GMT
#1025
i am not sure who is more retarded... the person starting this thread or the people answering in it.
Kalingingsong
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada633 Posts
April 14 2012 21:03 GMT
#1026
I'm shocked by how ridiculously close this poll is.
Dess.JadeFalcon
NeMeSiS3
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada2972 Posts
April 15 2012 03:47 GMT
#1027
On April 14 2012 14:31 InvXXVII wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 14:09 TheGeneralTheoryOf wrote:
step 1 : accept deal
step 2 : hire army to prevent you from getting kicked in the balls
step 3 : hookers & blow


but no one else on earth can see the person who kicks you in the nuts. he's like a ghost who materializes only for that split second you are getting kicked in the nuts.


the rule is that no one can see him kick you in the nuts, not "no one can see you" see what you are doing is assuming, when it is a x for y deal, it is 100% in the text. It states (paraphrased) that no one can watch the action take place. So, simply always have someone watching you after a day you'll break the cycle and your foe shall leave.
FoTG fighting!
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
April 15 2012 03:50 GMT
#1028
Meh, some guy on Sport Science didnt even flinch getting kicked in the nuts, and all he said he had really done to prepare himself was to get kicked in the balls alot, seems like an easy choice
neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
April 15 2012 03:57 GMT
#1029
I think people are trying to get out of the situation. You shall get kicked in the balls thrice. There is no way to alleviate the pain. You can't get used to it, you can't chop your balls off, it will happen and you will feel the pain three times a day. Given that situation, would you still accept the money?
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9175 Posts
April 15 2012 04:00 GMT
#1030
Considering the number of people who think they're clever by copping out with castration/protection the poll would probably be decently 'no way' favoured.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
April 15 2012 04:05 GMT
#1031
$500 million is a lot of painkillers So yeah I would do it!
XK ßubonic
MerdaPura
Profile Joined February 2012
Brazil148 Posts
April 15 2012 04:06 GMT
#1032
On April 15 2012 01:34 Rassy wrote:
ya no big deal, chop them off. (lolwtf)

The amount of people who would rather be castrated or have a sex change then beeing kicked in the balls 3 times a day realy suprises me.
Beeing a male is underrated these days, where are the machos lol.

(This isnt even an option btw in this game)


We are all machos, were just saying thats its better to ba a rich chick than to be a poor guy. Or even a macho rich chick.
Im just saying Id do whatever it takes to have a sweet life and have lots of money at the same time, because 3 daily kick in the balls, GTFO.
pedduck
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Thailand468 Posts
April 15 2012 04:16 GMT
#1033
Can I take the deal when I am 60 years old?
Flik
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada256 Posts
April 15 2012 04:37 GMT
#1034
Ive been thinking about this for a few days and still haven't made my decision.

Me and my friends went through a phase in high school where we would randomly "jib" each other. I was usually getting hit in the nuts at least once a day. It sucked, getting hit hard was the worst. You would almost always go down. I don't know if people that are answering yes have ever really truly been hit hard in the nuts. Its the worst pain in the world.

So I guess what Im saying is, that if it was a really hard hit to the nuts 3 times a day that I wouldn't do it. If it isn't always a good hit then its not that bad. A glancing blow here, only a one testicle connection there or maybe a sack/shaft shot. I could fuckin do it. For 500 million you could live an amazing life. If it was like 10 million I bet a lot more people would say reconsider, even though thats still a fuck load of money.
supdubdup
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States916 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 04:48:58
April 15 2012 04:40 GMT
#1035
Nope. I can only imagine the "kicker" kicking at the worse possible times. He could ruin the best moments of everyday life.
Also "perminaint damage" sounds like a huge legal term...way iffy yo.
Turn it Up
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-15 04:42:57
April 15 2012 04:42 GMT
#1036
Question is which leads to greater happiness. I think I'd take half a billion. It's just one kick or ten minutes of (not even that bad) suffering a day. Bad suffering is like when you fall and get a gash in your leg and have to get stitches. Or when you get food poisoning and spend the night on the bathroom floor only held conscious by the desire to vomit, or when you're just so sad that you're crying in the fire escape stairwell of a large building.

edit: wait wait a minute. Just a minute now.. Two kicks? Deals off mang!
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
April 15 2012 04:52 GMT
#1037
I would probably do it for the shits and giggles more than anything else. I laugh at my own misfortune as much as I would at somebody else's. Also, I can learn to tolerate more pain over time.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
1Eris1
Profile Joined September 2010
United States5797 Posts
April 15 2012 04:53 GMT
#1038
If I'm submerged in water is the kicker still able to kick with the same amount of force?
Known Aliases: Tyragon, Valeric ~MSL Forever, SKT is truly the Superior KT!
Symbiote
Profile Joined September 2010
United States49 Posts
April 15 2012 05:11 GMT
#1039
Give all my money to family/friends... End life..Be reincarnated......Rich old Family + new life = gg

Honestly if the kicker is invisible that's the worst, not only do you deal with the constant agony of sore testicles, you are haunted by a nut kicking ghost. f that deal
Everything's ganna be alright.
midftw
Profile Joined January 2012
Canada170 Posts
April 15 2012 05:11 GMT
#1040
i would accept the deal and given that you said the thing that kicks you is a person I would grab his foot and kill him but if he's really tough I would hire professional killers to shoot in front and behind me when I get kicked.
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