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IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls. There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything. Your balls will never be permanently damaged. discuss. Poll: Get kicked? (Vote): Yes!!! (Vote): NO WEI!!!!! | ||
vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
there's no way to live a comfortable life like that, even with practically unlimited funds | ||
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fanatacist
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crazie-penguin
United States1253 Posts
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
-_- I wouldn't do it though. I like my balls un-kicked, thank you. | ||
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Binky1842
United States2599 Posts
Living in constant fear is no thanks Kind of like the slap bet on How I Met Your Mother, poor Barney. | ||
GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36379 Posts
if you live another 50 years, this amounts to roughly $9000 per kick in the balls. even factoring the randomness of the kick (its more hurtful since you can't really prepare yourself against it), i think many people would take $9000 for a kick in the balls, provided they know there won't be permanent damage. and that's if EACH KICK gives you $9000. If you get the $500million up front, it's a really easy decision, because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years. | ||
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
havin ice cream, kicked in the balls. Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls. every single day a kick in the balls | ||
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obloquy
United States265 Posts
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Sean.G
Spain889 Posts
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inept.
Iceland69 Posts
then later in the day you are having the dinner of your life, and as you go to eat your filet mignon, you get kicked in the balls! yup sounds worth it | ||
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GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
On October 22 2007 08:43 Yogurt wrote: jerkin off, kicked in the balls. havin ice cream, kicked in the balls. Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls. every single day a kick in the balls now why the fuck would you ever need to jerk off if you have $500 million. even if you are super ugly and live for 100 more years you could buy a $13,000 hooker every single day also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
I suppose you could get richer by writing a book about it or making a tv show or something. I guess its still a lot. Sorry, I was just thinking about the amount of money. As far as whether it would be worth it or not, I'll need more time to think about that. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
I'm taking the money. On a side note it would be rather annoying explaining why some dude just randomly kicked you in the balls and you shrugged it off when you're talking to some hot chicks at the club. I guess you can make a explanation card and pass it out when it happens. Or getting kicked while I'm sleeping could really fuck your whole day up. PS- Getting kicked while doing something dangerous could really effect your ability to do anything involving risks. Such as operating a ban saw or driving a car in Westminster California. | ||
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AmorVincitOmnia
Kenya3846 Posts
it matters, thanks! | ||
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
On October 22 2007 08:47 AmorVincitOmnia wrote: sorry to over-analyze, but who's doing the ball kicking everyday? is there a dedicated person, or are these just random people you come across throughout your day? it matters, thanks! I'd imagine its some type of ghost that can suddenly appear out of nowhere, kick you in the balls, then disappear. | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
Imagine getting kicked in the balls while doing a chick, I'm pretty sure that'd ruin the mood. | ||
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