Rules:
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.

There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.

Your balls will never be permanently damaged.

discuss.

Poll: Get kicked?
(Vote): Yes!!!
(Vote): NO WEI!!!!!

vGl-CoW

Belgium8305 Posts

October 21 2007 23:39 GMT

no thanks

there's no way to live a comfortable life like that, even with practically unlimited funds

fanatacist

10319 Posts

October 21 2007 23:40 GMT

Not a fun or possible game ):

crazie-penguin

United States1253 Posts

October 21 2007 23:40 GMT

I honestly could not live by being kicked in the balls every single day, three times a day ("hard", too). How the hell am i supposed to enjoy my 500 million dollars?

Jyvblamo

Canada13788 Posts

October 21 2007 23:41 GMT

Get a sex change with the money you got?
-_-
I wouldn't do it though.
I like my balls un-kicked, thank you.

Binky1842

United States2599 Posts

October 21 2007 23:41 GMT

The pain received would make the money not worth it
Living in constant fear is no thanks
Kind of like the slap bet on How I Met Your Mother, poor Barney.

GrandInquisitor

New York City13113 Posts

October 21 2007 23:41 GMT

fuck yeah i would do it. i'll take three episodes of intense pain each day in exchange for unbridled hedonism

Hot_Bid

Braavos36389 Posts

October 21 2007 23:42 GMT

well that's easy, how much is the value of someone kicking you very hard in the balls without them being permanently damaged?

if you live another 50 years, this amounts to roughly $9000 per kick in the balls. even factoring the randomness of the kick (its more hurtful since you can't really prepare yourself against it), i think many people would take $9000 for a kick in the balls, provided they know there won't be permanent damage.

and that's if EACH KICK gives you $9000. If you get the $500million up front, it's a really easy decision, because the rest of your life you can spend having so much fun that it easily outweighs the inconvenience of the ball-kicking, which you would probably get used to after a few years.

Yogurt

United States4258 Posts

October 21 2007 23:43 GMT

jerkin off, kicked in the balls.
havin ice cream, kicked in the balls.
Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls.

every single day a kick in the balls

obloquy

United States265 Posts

October 21 2007 23:43 GMT

#10

I think I might do it. That kind of money would buy so much amazing heroin that I would never be in pain. Oh yeah, except for being a junkie...that part would suck.

Sean.G

Spain889 Posts

October 21 2007 23:44 GMT

#11

Not worth it, not even with only one kick in the balls per day.. I could never live happily, because I would go all day feeling pain and thinking about the next day and how much that day would suck because of all the pain.

inept.

Iceland69 Posts

October 21 2007 23:44 GMT

#12

just as your about to have the orgasm of your life with some hot girl cuz ur so rich, you get kicked in the balls rofl

then later in the day you are having the dinner of your life, and as you go to eat your filet mignon, you get kicked in the balls!

yup sounds worth it

GrandInquisitor

New York City13113 Posts

October 21 2007 23:45 GMT

#13

On October 22 2007 08:43 Yogurt wrote:
jerkin off, kicked in the balls.
havin ice cream, kicked in the balls.
Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls.

every single day a kick in the balls

now why the fuck would you ever need to jerk off if you have $500 million. even if you are super ugly and live for 100 more years you could buy a $13,000 hooker every single day

also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca

fight_or_flight

United States3988 Posts

October 21 2007 23:46 GMT

#14

0.5 billion isn't a super amount of money these days.

I suppose you could get richer by writing a book about it or making a tv show or something. I guess its still a lot.

Sorry, I was just thinking about the amount of money. As far as whether it would be worth it or not, I'll need more time to think about that.

CharlieMurphy

United States22895 Posts

October 21 2007 23:46 GMT

#15

I would think after the first 21 days of torture you would either build somewhat of an immunity to it or just get used to it and grin and bear it.

I'm taking the money.

On a side note it would be rather annoying explaining why some dude just randomly kicked you in the balls and you shrugged it off when you're talking to some hot chicks at the club. I guess you can make a explanation card and pass it out when it happens.

Or getting kicked while I'm sleeping could really fuck your whole day up.

PS- Getting kicked while doing something dangerous could really effect your ability to do anything involving risks. Such as operating a ban saw or driving a car in Westminster California.

AmorVincitOmnia

Kenya3846 Posts

October 21 2007 23:47 GMT

#16

sorry to over-analyze, but who's doing the ball kicking everyday? is there a dedicated person, or are these just random people you come across throughout your day?

it matters, thanks!

zulu_nation8

China26351 Posts

October 21 2007 23:47 GMT

#17

everyday for how long and yea do I get the money up front or in payments. there are a lot of ways to decrease the pain, I'd even go as far as injecting morphine in them, cuz you said they'll never be permanently damaged right?

Jyvblamo

Canada13788 Posts

October 21 2007 23:48 GMT

#18

What if you get kicked in the balls once while you're in the shitter, and fall right over. And just as you're getting up and wiping off the fecal matter all over your pants, you get kicked again. Man, that would suck.

fight_or_flight

United States3988 Posts

October 21 2007 23:48 GMT

#19

On October 22 2007 08:47 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
sorry to over-analyze, but who's doing the ball kicking everyday? is there a dedicated person, or are these just random people you come across throughout your day?

it matters, thanks!

I'd imagine its some type of ghost that can suddenly appear out of nowhere, kick you in the balls, then disappear.

Frits

11782 Posts

October 21 2007 23:48 GMT

#20

No, because even with that money the quality of your life won't improve. Unless you can ignore the fact that you are going to get a VERY VERY painful experience the rest of your life at points you won't expect it.

Imagine getting kicked in the balls while doing a chick, I'm pretty sure that'd ruin the mood.