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zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
October 21 2007 23:49 GMT
#21
very good scenario btw
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
October 21 2007 23:50 GMT
#22
Man, you used 20k in one night, totally wasted , you need sleep. You go to sleep at 10 am, 30 minutes after you are sleep, BAM kicked in the balls...

I don't know.
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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
October 21 2007 23:50 GMT
#23
Fuck No
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
October 21 2007 23:50 GMT
#24
Who has 500 million to give out? I would take that 500 million to build an army so that my balls will not be kicked!
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
October 21 2007 23:52 GMT
#25
On October 22 2007 08:50 BrutalMenace wrote:
Who has 500 million to give out? I would take that 500 million to build an army so that my balls will not be kicked!


You can't stop the balls-kicker. It's in the rules.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-21 23:54:13
October 21 2007 23:53 GMT
#26
On October 22 2007 08:52 Jyvblamo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2007 08:50 BrutalMenace wrote:
Who has 500 million to give out? I would take that 500 million to build an army so that my balls will not be kicked!


You can't stop the balls-kicker. It's in the rules.

Its a super-ghost named chuck norris that uses a modified round-house kick.
Do you really want chat rooms?
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 21 2007 23:55 GMT
#27
I would do it.
LxRogue
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1415 Posts
October 21 2007 23:58 GMT
#28
Living in fear/pain every single day? No thanks!
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
October 21 2007 23:59 GMT
#29
I don't think you would be able to do a number of sports, including swimming, sky-diving, skiing, scuba diving, hunting, or mountain climbing, out of the sheer danger you would be in.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
October 22 2007 00:00 GMT
#30
I'm pretty sure you'd go insane. Not knowing when your getting kicked in the balls, 3 times a day, for the rest of your life?

Fuck that.
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
October 22 2007 00:01 GMT
#31
On October 22 2007 08:59 fight_or_flight wrote:
I don't think you would be able to do a number of sports, including swimming, sky-diving, skiing, scuba diving, hunting, or mountain climbing, out of the sheer danger you would be in.


Hahaha! What a thrill it would be to go sky-diving and get pwned in the sack!
That was an unknown unknown.
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
October 22 2007 00:02 GMT
#32
I could do it IF it were only 1 kick in the balls per day and I wasn't woken up by it, but 3 and being woke up by it would just be life-long torture.

Although I could do it if I was allowed to choose when I got kicked.
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 00:07:10
October 22 2007 00:05 GMT
#33
On October 22 2007 08:45 GrandInquisitor wrote:
also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca


that is a very good point, i'd do it...but then again i've forgotten what it's like to get kicked in the balls really hard...again no permanent damage right? as long as they still work in bed after my daily 3 i'm fine...

someone said, half a billion isn't worth much now a days? my fucking family lives on $90k a year, fuck 500 million? i couldn't even use just a million a year before i got to a century worth of a million a year...trust me it's worth more than enough...

greater question, what are the psychological effects?
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 22 2007 00:06 GMT
#34
Haha awesome scenario, but hell no.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
October 22 2007 00:06 GMT
#35
At least its not getting kicked an average of 3 times per day....because some days it wouldn't happen but other days it would happen like 6 times. That would truly be torture.

At least after the third one occurs, you know that you have x number of hours until the next day, and have some peace.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
October 22 2007 00:07 GMT
#36
for how many dats?
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
October 22 2007 00:08 GMT
#37
Wouldnt do it.
Im paranoid enough without constant fear of some random event happening 3 times a day and causing intense pain at any random moment. Itd drive me crazy
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 00:09:45
October 22 2007 00:09 GMT
#38
I think those who are willing to take the money are underestimating a good kick to the balls.
+ knowing that it will happen but not when will ruin your day every day...
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
October 22 2007 00:12 GMT
#39
hell yea.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
SilenTLurker
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States250 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 00:20:05
October 22 2007 00:13 GMT
#40
How hard can you constantly kick a person in the balls without creating permanent damage to an extent? It couldn't be too hard, testicles are annoyingly fragile, and you'd get used to it. I'd take the money.

Plus, you need some bitterness to balance out the sweetness anyway. A little pain is good :-
-I don't like infanticide. ~Why not? -Kids aren't good business, Remy.
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