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$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 4

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cknfpku
Profile Joined July 2007
Sweden24 Posts
October 22 2007 00:50 GMT
#61
Take the money, train testicle retraction skill (like at the end of this clip), don't care about the kicks anymore.

Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
October 22 2007 00:50 GMT
#62
Best thread i've read in the week. This should be liquiscooped :\
invisible ghost of chuck norris... shit
Teamliquidian townie
mimix
Profile Joined March 2007
22 Posts
October 22 2007 00:52 GMT
#63
i think some of u have never been kicked in the balls, its the most horrible feeling ever
Smorrie
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands2925 Posts
October 22 2007 00:55 GMT
#64
kick em son
im convinced that after quite a while it won't hurt anymore


edit: balls of steel
It has a strong technique, but it lacks oo.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
October 22 2007 00:56 GMT
#65
If the sack doesn't work or you have no feeling down there, whats the point of women and beer and unlimited funds?
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 22 2007 00:58 GMT
#66
it's says that there is no damage done
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
October 22 2007 00:59 GMT
#67
Never.
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 22 2007 01:03 GMT
#68
On October 22 2007 09:50 cknfpku wrote:
Take the money, train testicle retraction skill (like at the end of this clip), don't care about the kicks anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdlvgIc5hgk


I think the deal is that each kick will be painful, and along with their never being damage done to your balls, you can never become used to the pain.
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 01:04:08
October 22 2007 01:03 GMT
#69
Sooner or later you would build up a reflex to it.
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
October 22 2007 01:06 GMT
#70
So basically, three moments of the worst pain every day in exchange for money. Hrm...

Question: would the kickings be done in public?

If so, I would not take it because then everyone would know how I obtained my massive newfound wealth and I would probably have 0 respect from everyone. However, maybe if it was an invisible kick, and people just saw me topple over in pain, I would just be eccentric millionaire with a painful medical condition. Then I'd take the money and live out my life as a philantropist :D

Essentially, I'd take, what, 15 minutes of pain total every day for a lot of money IF I was still seen as a normal person.
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 01:08:28
October 22 2007 01:08 GMT
#71
On October 22 2007 10:06 Xusneb wrote:
So basically, three moments of the worst pain every day in exchange for money. Hrm...

Question: would the kickings be done in public?

If so, I would not take it because then everyone would know how I obtained my massive newfound wealth and I would probably have 0 respect from everyone. However, maybe if it was an invisible kick, and people just saw me topple over in pain, I would just be eccentric millionaire with a painful medical condition. Then I'd take the money and live out my life as a philantropist :D

Essentially, I'd take, what, 15 minutes of pain total every day for a lot of money IF I was still seen as a normal person.

I would think most people would write a book/make a movie/tv show documenting your life. You would be like a celebrity and make even more money.

plus you would be famous.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Nickisonfire
Profile Joined May 2007
United States440 Posts
October 22 2007 01:10 GMT
#72
yeah imagine you're driving and you get kicked in the balls.. then you die 5 days after getting the money
In life.. you make choices, and you dont look back
yunicyarblejellythou
Profile Joined August 2007
United States77 Posts
October 22 2007 01:11 GMT
#73
Anyone saying no is just lying. The fact that you wake up everyday and probably do something much worse, i.e- go to work or study for school and these are for paltry sums proves how pathological and ignorant most of this board is.
Welly welly welly
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 01:15:30
October 22 2007 01:14 GMT
#74
On October 22 2007 10:11 yunicyarblejellythou wrote:
Anyone saying no is just lying. The fact that you wake up everyday and probably do something much worse, i.e- go to work or study for school and these are for paltry sums proves how pathological and ignorant most of this board is.


You're operating under the assumption that huge sums of money = happiness.
Also, you're comparing going to school or working to getting kicked in the balls? That only goes to show how dysfunctional and pathological you are. There are people who like studying or working. The same cannot be said about getting kicked in the gonads.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
October 22 2007 01:15 GMT
#75
Work and studying is worse than getting kicked in the balls? Most of the time im enjoying while at school/work :| Sure, there are sucky hours too
I dont want to be totally out :3
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
October 22 2007 01:17 GMT
#76
uhh... rofl? You never take permanent damage? No brainer yes, and I can afford so many painkillers and alcohol I won't give a shit.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
October 22 2007 01:28 GMT
#77
I think this is one of those things that might sound like a good idea at the time, but would drive you slowly mad and inevitably lead to suicide.
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pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
October 22 2007 01:31 GMT
#78
Balls never permanently damaged makes this the easiest deal ever. I can deal with the pain. I take it.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
October 22 2007 01:33 GMT
#79
On October 22 2007 10:17 Drowsy wrote:
uhh... rofl? You never take permanent damage? No brainer yes, and I can afford so many painkillers and alcohol I won't give a shit.

Well, I guess you could afford some type of device that consists of a small needle of morphine thats attached to your balls and is set to automatically go off if it detects any large impulse. So the pain would only last for a few seconds.

I'm not sure if the morphine would be detrimental to your health though.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 01:40:36
October 22 2007 01:37 GMT
#80
I wouldn't do it.
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