EPT$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 4
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cknfpku
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
invisible ghost of chuck norris... shit | ||
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mimix
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Smorrie
Netherlands2923 Posts
im convinced that after quite a while it won't hurt anymore edit: balls of steel | ||
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{CC}StealthBlue
United States41117 Posts
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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ilovejonn
Canada2548 Posts
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
On October 22 2007 09:50 cknfpku wrote: Take the money, train testicle retraction skill (like at the end of this clip), don't care about the kicks anymore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdlvgIc5hgk I think the deal is that each kick will be painful, and along with their never being damage done to your balls, you can never become used to the pain. | ||
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NotSorry
United States6722 Posts
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Xusneb
Canada612 Posts
Question: would the kickings be done in public? If so, I would not take it because then everyone would know how I obtained my massive newfound wealth and I would probably have 0 respect from everyone. However, maybe if it was an invisible kick, and people just saw me topple over in pain, I would just be eccentric millionaire with a painful medical condition. Then I'd take the money and live out my life as a philantropist :D Essentially, I'd take, what, 15 minutes of pain total every day for a lot of money IF I was still seen as a normal person. | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
On October 22 2007 10:06 Xusneb wrote: So basically, three moments of the worst pain every day in exchange for money. Hrm... Question: would the kickings be done in public? If so, I would not take it because then everyone would know how I obtained my massive newfound wealth and I would probably have 0 respect from everyone. However, maybe if it was an invisible kick, and people just saw me topple over in pain, I would just be eccentric millionaire with a painful medical condition. Then I'd take the money and live out my life as a philantropist :D Essentially, I'd take, what, 15 minutes of pain total every day for a lot of money IF I was still seen as a normal person. I would think most people would write a book/make a movie/tv show documenting your life. You would be like a celebrity and make even more money. plus you would be famous. | ||
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Nickisonfire
United States440 Posts
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yunicyarblejellythou
United States77 Posts
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
On October 22 2007 10:11 yunicyarblejellythou wrote: Anyone saying no is just lying. The fact that you wake up everyday and probably do something much worse, i.e- go to work or study for school and these are for paltry sums proves how pathological and ignorant most of this board is. You're operating under the assumption that huge sums of money = happiness. Also, you're comparing going to school or working to getting kicked in the balls? That only goes to show how dysfunctional and pathological you are. There are people who like studying or working. The same cannot be said about getting kicked in the gonads. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
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Drowsy
United States4876 Posts
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ManaBlue
Canada10458 Posts
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pooper-scooper
United States3108 Posts
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
On October 22 2007 10:17 Drowsy wrote: uhh... rofl? You never take permanent damage? No brainer yes, and I can afford so many painkillers and alcohol I won't give a shit. Well, I guess you could afford some type of device that consists of a small needle of morphine thats attached to your balls and is set to automatically go off if it detects any large impulse. So the pain would only last for a few seconds. I'm not sure if the morphine would be detrimental to your health though. | ||
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Wizard
Poland5055 Posts
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