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GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
October 22 2007 01:43 GMT
#81
i'm really surprised this was so controversial

i still believe in the $$$ 100%
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
October 22 2007 01:45 GMT
#82
Lol that was too easy.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
HonkHonkBeep
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
China353 Posts
October 22 2007 01:55 GMT
#83
I think you people are pretty ignorant if they think they're gonna "Get used to it" after awhile. You're not gonna get used to getting your balls kicked really super hard 3 times a day, sorry.
God is cruel; sometimes he makes us live.
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
October 22 2007 01:57 GMT
#84
Every single one of you that picked the money would regret it.


Money doesn't buy happiness and I bet you 100% by the 8th year of getting kicked in the balls you'd PAY ME 500 000 000$ to get rid of that problem.
We decide our own destiny
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 22 2007 02:00 GMT
#85
no damage just pure pain then yea of course wtf?

ive already been kicked in the nuts by a football three times in the past month (super coincidence) and shit im getting a little more used to it. still hurts like shit and my palms get sweaty and my stomach rolls but its sure as hell not as bad as the first time.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
pyogenes
Profile Joined May 2003
Brazil1401 Posts
October 22 2007 02:01 GMT
#86
On (Z)October 22 2007 08:43 Yogurt wrote:
jerkin off, kicked in the balls.
havin ice cream, kicked in the balls.
Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls.

every single day a kick in the balls
ahaha

oh my god this post is fucking A+
unknown.sam
Profile Joined May 2007
Philippines2701 Posts
October 22 2007 02:02 GMT
#87
i've had my balls hit before, and although they weren't hit very hard, it hurt like hell...what more if it were kicked with force?!?!?! it's not worth it...who cares if there isn't any permanent damage, it's just not worth the pain...T_T
"Thanks for the kind words, but if SS is the most interesting book you've ever read, you must have just started reading a couple of weeks ago." - Mark Rippetoe
pyogenes
Profile Joined May 2003
Brazil1401 Posts
October 22 2007 02:06 GMT
#88
i probably would.

as soon as i was kicked, pop some morphine or something :D

:D
GongKyuckTerran
Profile Joined March 2006
Croatia1096 Posts
October 22 2007 02:13 GMT
#89
your balls wont have shock-resistance after years of kicking,cuz u cant train them,balls arent made of muscle ..
eyes and balls are weakest points of human body if u exclude organs
i assume that after few years of kicking in balls will lead you to impotence and overall health problems
also like manablue said that shit will lead some people into suicide,cuz u dont know how your mind will respond to every day harass..

if this shit wont hurt your health / wont lead you in death then i would accept offer,even if there was more kicks per day and less money involved

there are infinite amount of situations where u can lose your life if that man kicks you in wrong time,so we need some rule about this

and waking up every day by kick in the balls hm.. we need someone to test it,any volunteer?
Ultras di Spalato, Etre et durer
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
October 22 2007 02:14 GMT
#90
AHAHAHAH just imagine: you walk by someone and his balls get kicked by an invisible cowboy boot LOL.!!
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
GongKyuckTerran
Profile Joined March 2006
Croatia1096 Posts
October 22 2007 02:16 GMT
#91
btw every time i kicked in the balls 99% on soccer games, i always had feeling that i need take a shit soon,one of the worst feelings u can expirience
Ultras di Spalato, Etre et durer
GMer[TOp]
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada118 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 02:22:07
October 22 2007 02:19 GMT
#92
dude with that money who needs to sit on sc all day go have some fun when ur balls arent sore anymore ^^

edit: isnt it only 3 kicks in the balls? thats it. not 3 per day..
edit2: i wud just hire an assasin for 1 mill and it de done deal i wud make sure he can see him ^^;
Money is everything
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28689 Posts
October 22 2007 02:27 GMT
#93
holy fuck no
im not even sure i'd take 3 hard kicks to the balls once for money
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GongKyuckTerran
Profile Joined March 2006
Croatia1096 Posts
October 22 2007 02:29 GMT
#94
On October 22 2007 11:19 GMer[TOp] wrote:
dude with that money who needs to sit on sc all day go have some fun when ur balls arent sore anymore ^^

edit: isnt it only 3 kicks in the balls? thats it. not 3 per day..
edit2: i wud just hire an assasin for 1 mill and it de done deal i wud make sure he can see him ^^;


On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote:
Rules:
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.


man you are blind or what ? :p

Ultras di Spalato, Etre et durer
Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1655 Posts
October 22 2007 02:37 GMT
#95
Sounds like after a few kicks your balls would be totally busted anyway, so you'd really only have to endure for about a week for all that money. :D
Graphics
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28689 Posts
October 22 2007 02:44 GMT
#96
On October 22 2007 10:11 yunicyarblejellythou wrote:
Anyone saying no is just lying. The fact that you wake up everyday and probably do something much worse, i.e- go to work or study for school and these are for paltry sums proves how pathological and ignorant most of this board is.


you think going to work or studying is worse than getting kicked in the balls? thats a cheerful outlook on life you have there..
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
October 22 2007 02:44 GMT
#97
no fucking way u ppl are crazy
Im back, in pog form!
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
October 22 2007 02:48 GMT
#98
Constantly in fear of getting kicked would suck, especially in the morning where you get an erection. And would we get all the money in the beginning?
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
October 22 2007 02:51 GMT
#99
ITW WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

HAHAHA

I voted no wei
^-^
mistapooh
Profile Joined March 2007
United States376 Posts
October 22 2007 02:56 GMT
#100
Nahhh. I'll be buying some expensive cars and don't want to die while driving....
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