On October 22 2007 09:40 CharlieMurphy wrote: So If you can't wear a cup or any protection, can I just wear 2-3 pairs of pants and boxers? Can I hold my hand on my cock all day? Cmon we need specifics.
That made me laugh so hard.
I guess it depends, but im pretty sure i would go for it. I would learn to live with it and it would never surprise me again. The only problem really is when your having sex... Just wait till you got your 3 kicks then go for it.
[list]fuck yeah I would [*]then i'de get surgery to get my balls removed [*](maybe even throw in 2 or 3 prostetic testicals to top off the deal) [*]and i'de hook em up to like a 25k volt tazer so that motherfucker who keeps kicking me gets a a godm damn tazing [*]then i'de pay off all my court debt/surgery debt buy my way into a teir 1 school buy mad prostitues to follow me around and sing a themesong about me everywhere I went or a huge recordding of "damn it feels good to be a gangster" lol but seriously i'de prolly do it and help out alot of people. sorry guys down there, i love you, but you will suffer.
On October 22 2007 08:43 Yogurt wrote: jerkin off, kicked in the balls. havin ice cream, kicked in the balls. Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls.
every single day a kick in the balls
now why the fuck would you ever need to jerk off if you have $500 million. even if you are super ugly and live for 100 more years you could buy a $13,000 hooker every single day
also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca
And that's when you realize that they ball kicker doesn't go off your local time.It's already a new day for him. Another kick in the balls for you. Try explaining that to the hooker.
It's not the pain which is the worst, it's the constant fear that you could get kicked at any second.
I'd seriously think about it is the kicks came at regular hours (9, 12 ,3 or something, or at times which i could specify myself) but random times is simply unacceptable.
Oh and i don't think getting a lot of money would make me that much happier. Sure, things get more comfortable, but that's just a part of happiness.
On October 22 2007 08:41 GrandInquisitor wrote: fuck yeah i would do it. i'll take three episodes of intense pain each day in exchange for unbridled hedonism
People are trying to cheat, but the entire point of the question is that yuo CAN'T get out of the pain. It WILL hurt every time, you will NEVER see it coming and there is NO way to avoid it
And painkillers won't help because a kick from an invisible ghost causes "invisible-ghost-pain", and not regular pain
I've really been thinking about this thread. And I'd have to say I'd do it. You only live so long right? But that money will last you until the day you die. Life is short, with that much money you could do anything.
Also think of the comical side of it. Imagine laying in bed, you're just about falling asleep when all of a sudden you get smashed in the balls. (Maybe that wouldn't be funny, but shit it'd be funny to other people.)
Another thing the worst sacking I ever got, I was only in pain for about 20 minutes. So over all maybe 1-2 hours a day of pain. With no permanent damage either, theres no risk of not being able to use your junk after a month of that abuse.
So yeah, I'd do it up.
EDIT: You know whats even funnier, Bill Gates could actually do this to people if he wanted to. (To bad you'd get your junk damaged if it was real)
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