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Adaptation
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada427 Posts
October 22 2007 05:46 GMT
#121
On October 22 2007 09:40 CharlieMurphy wrote:
So If you can't wear a cup or any protection, can I just wear 2-3 pairs of pants and boxers? Can I hold my hand on my cock all day? Cmon we need specifics.




That made me laugh so hard.

I guess it depends, but im pretty sure i would go for it. I would learn to live with it and it would never surprise me again. The only problem really is when your having sex... Just wait till you got your 3 kicks then go for it.
So i did a 9 pool on an island map, so what?
Ryan307 :)
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States1289 Posts
October 22 2007 06:32 GMT
#122
[list]fuck yeah I would
[*]then i'de get surgery to get my balls removed
[*](maybe even throw in 2 or 3 prostetic testicals to top off the deal)
[*]and i'de hook em up to like a 25k volt tazer so that motherfucker who keeps kicking me gets a a godm damn tazing
[*]then i'de pay off all my court debt/surgery debt
buy my way into a teir 1 school
buy mad prostitues to follow me around and sing a themesong about me everywhere I went or a huge recordding of "damn it feels good to be a gangster"
lol but seriously i'de prolly do it and help out alot of people. sorry guys down there, i love you, but you will suffer.
Dont let the action of factual things fracture your casual swing
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
October 22 2007 06:50 GMT
#123
lmao of fucking course
Moderatorsloppy little slug
Lhyviathan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Australia975 Posts
October 22 2007 07:19 GMT
#124
How about someone picks the $500 million, I just take the cash, and they can keep the groin-kicks.

But, if I HAD to choose, I'd probably not take the cash.

There'd just be too little quality of life.
Nal_rA = The Fourth Race
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
October 22 2007 07:31 GMT
#125
no freaking way. not even for 100 times as much as offered here. Your balls are damaged and you can't even fuck because it hurts, NO THX!
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
beyondie
Profile Joined September 2007
Niger112 Posts
October 22 2007 07:58 GMT
#126
I would clone my twin for that money and cheat Chuck or at least get hits twice as less haha
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 08:43:58
October 22 2007 08:35 GMT
#127
On October 22 2007 08:45 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2007 08:43 Yogurt wrote:
jerkin off, kicked in the balls.
havin ice cream, kicked in the balls.
Mid-day at the grocery store, kicked in the balls.

every single day a kick in the balls


now why the fuck would you ever need to jerk off if you have $500 million. even if you are super ugly and live for 100 more years you could buy a $13,000 hooker every single day




also, what if you get kicked three times in one day already? then you know it won't happen again for a while and you can liiiiiiiiiive la vida loca


And that's when you realize that they ball kicker doesn't go off your local time.It's already a new day for him. Another kick in the balls for you. Try explaining that to the hooker.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
Bruceling
Profile Joined May 2006
United States392 Posts
October 22 2007 08:43 GMT
#128
there's actually a kung fu technique called "Iron Crotch" (not a literal translation)
poop
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
October 22 2007 08:57 GMT
#129
I'd gladly do this. Imagine all the good one could do with this money.
Moderator
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
October 22 2007 08:58 GMT
#130
hmm....
3 hits a day=about 3-4 hours of pain in the worst case scenario

So I'm left with ~20h/day no pain and $500.000.000.00.

HELL YEA !!!
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
October 22 2007 08:59 GMT
#131
or I'll could just take kung fu lessons...
http://vhead.blog.sina.com.cn/player/outer_player.swf?auto=0&vid=4338300&uid=1227369805
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands4000 Posts
October 22 2007 09:39 GMT
#132
It's not the pain which is the worst, it's the constant fear that you could get kicked at any second.

I'd seriously think about it is the kicks came at regular hours (9, 12 ,3 or something, or at times which i could specify myself) but random times is simply unacceptable.

Oh and i don't think getting a lot of money would make me that much happier. Sure, things get more comfortable, but that's just a part of happiness.
Lhyviathan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Australia975 Posts
October 22 2007 09:53 GMT
#133
On October 22 2007 17:59 FirstBorn wrote:
or I'll could just take kung fu lessons...
http://vhead.blog.sina.com.cn/player/outer_player.swf?auto=0&vid=4338300&uid=1227369805

I think you just broke the question.
Nal_rA = The Fourth Race
BlueStar
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Bulgaria1171 Posts
October 22 2007 10:23 GMT
#134
On October 22 2007 08:41 GrandInquisitor wrote:
fuck yeah i would do it. i'll take three episodes of intense pain each day in exchange for unbridled hedonism
Leader of the Bulgarian National SCBW/SC2 team and team pSi.SCBW/SC2
FunFluffyBunny
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Sweden1696 Posts
October 22 2007 10:30 GMT
#135
People are trying to cheat, but the entire point of the question is that yuo CAN'T get out of the pain. It WILL hurt every time, you will NEVER see it coming and there is NO way to avoid it

And painkillers won't help because a kick from an invisible ghost causes "invisible-ghost-pain", and not regular pain
MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
October 22 2007 10:37 GMT
#136
No thanks, don't think that would make me happy at all.
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
October 22 2007 10:41 GMT
#137
lame question 'cuz you know, masochists do exist so not only do you fulfill their fantasies but you're paying them too
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
Stygg
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Sweden1100 Posts
October 22 2007 12:53 GMT
#138
I would never do this in a million years
and the ones who answer yes, you'd change your mind after 1 day
wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 22 2007 13:02 GMT
#139
I would take it up the ass everyday for that amount of money.
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-22 13:08:10
October 22 2007 13:07 GMT
#140
I've really been thinking about this thread. And I'd have to say I'd do it. You only live so long right? But that money will last you until the day you die. Life is short, with that much money you could do anything.

Also think of the comical side of it. Imagine laying in bed, you're just about falling asleep when all of a sudden you get smashed in the balls. (Maybe that wouldn't be funny, but shit it'd be funny to other people.)

Another thing the worst sacking I ever got, I was only in pain for about 20 minutes. So over all maybe 1-2 hours a day of pain. With no permanent damage either, theres no risk of not being able to use your junk after a month of that abuse.

So yeah, I'd do it up.


EDIT: You know whats even funnier, Bill Gates could actually do this to people if he wanted to. (To bad you'd get your junk damaged if it was real)
Not bad for a cat toy.
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