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$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 9

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Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 22 2007 20:31 GMT
#161
You'll get used to the money and the novelty of having that much will wear out fast. The pain won't.

Hot_Bid was saying most people will take a shot to the nuts for 9k. Probably true. But as you get more and more money, as an economist will say, there are diminishing returns to every dollar. After a point, the shots to the nuts start >>>> the money. And that point will come sooner than you'd think.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
October 22 2007 20:34 GMT
#162
Imagine getting kicked while in the middle of the sexual act with your gf =]]
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
October 22 2007 20:36 GMT
#163
Who is this crazy billionaire that's willing to fork over that much money just so he can follow around some poor sucker kicking him in the balls for the rest of his life? Richard Branson?
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
October 22 2007 20:38 GMT
#164
Hell no Just waking up each day and knowing you will suffer from immense pain will make it all bad.
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
October 22 2007 20:42 GMT
#165
On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times

So would mora.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11598 Posts
October 22 2007 21:39 GMT
#166
that was cold
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
October 22 2007 22:09 GMT
#167
On October 23 2007 05:36 Luddite wrote:
Who is this crazy billionaire that's willing to fork over that much money just so he can follow around some poor sucker kicking him in the balls for the rest of his life? Richard Branson?
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
October 23 2007 00:04 GMT
#168
FOR LIFE?!?!

I'd have to consider seriously then. Otherwise, EZ yes.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
October 23 2007 04:09 GMT
#169
with $500,000,000 you could buy so much pain killers
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
October 23 2007 04:18 GMT
#170
this would make for a bitchin' reality tv show
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
October 23 2007 05:34 GMT
#171
On October 23 2007 04:36 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times


Show nested quote +
On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times


Show nested quote +
On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times


Show nested quote +
On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times



Repost for emphasis.

How the FUCK did everyone miss this? Someone can really say this and its not a big deal? Are we serious?


Uh, it's drone.
Moderator<:3-/-<
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
October 23 2007 05:40 GMT
#172
My balls can never be permanently damaged

Well that actually gives my balls invincibility then.
I'm going to take the money, and surgically remove the nerve endings in my ball with 1/4 of that money.

And life shall be good.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Aphelion
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States2720 Posts
October 23 2007 05:42 GMT
#173
On October 23 2007 14:40 evanthebouncy! wrote:
My balls can never be permanently damaged

Well that actually gives my balls invincibility then.
I'm going to take the money, and surgically remove the nerve endings in my ball with 1/4 of that money.

And life shall be good.


Win.
But Garimto was always more than just a Protoss...
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
October 23 2007 05:58 GMT
#174
Money > all

I'm guessing there are tons of people that has gone through worse things for smaller amounts ;o and if your balls cant be damaged i'd say evanthebouncy got it right.

And eriadors post was just wtf.
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
Zeller
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States1109 Posts
October 23 2007 06:10 GMT
#175
couldnt do it , maybe if it was just once a day , but 2 more times randomly throughout the day could make life fucking horrible no matter what you own
Last.Epic , Epic[LighT]
righthand
Profile Joined June 2006
Haiti163 Posts
October 23 2007 13:05 GMT
#176
On October 23 2007 13:09 BlackJack wrote:
with $500,000,000 you could buy so much pain killers


i agree with this guy
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28866 Posts
October 23 2007 13:12 GMT
#177
I'd honestly just assume that anyone who has ever been kicked in the balls would agree with me
has nothing to do with a desire to be sodomized, but being kicked in the balls hurts more. =[

i actually don't know how much being sodomized by a big black guy would hurt, I assume quite a lot, but I don't even think it would be close to 3 hard kicks to the balls.
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L!MP
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia2067 Posts
October 23 2007 13:15 GMT
#178
i will propose this question to my friends. personally, no.
GongKyuckTerran
Profile Joined March 2006
Croatia1096 Posts
October 23 2007 13:19 GMT
#179
On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times


sorry man but you are idiot with that kind of thinking ...
Ultras di Spalato, Etre et durer
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28866 Posts
October 23 2007 13:23 GMT
#180
pain from being kicked hard in the balls even once lasts much longer than 30 minutes
the intense, gut wrenching pain making you unable to do anything other than cry on the floor lasts like 10
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