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samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
October 26 2007 15:12 GMT
#201
No....
That would hurt like hell
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
December 20 2008 02:16 GMT
#202
oh lord..take the money
and i hope to god my balls can take it
cw)minsean(ru
Xela
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada203 Posts
December 20 2008 02:18 GMT
#203
On December 20 2008 11:16 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
oh lord..take the money
and i hope to god my balls can take it

nice 1 year BUMP....
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 20 2008 02:18 GMT
#204
Epic bump.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 20 2008 02:19 GMT
#205
LOL SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME BUMP
UNFUCK YOURSELF
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
December 20 2008 02:19 GMT
#206
lol @ bump

Wouldn't you get used to the kicks after awhile so that you would basically become desensitized from the daily kicks? If you get desensitized over time and they no longer hurt, then it prolly wouldn't be that bad...
Kang Min Fighting!
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 20 2008 02:20 GMT
#207
On December 20 2008 11:19 GrayArea wrote:
lol @ bump

Wouldn't you get used to the kicks after awhile so that you would basically become desensitized from the daily kicks? If you get desensitized over time and they no longer hurt, then it prolly wouldn't be that bad...

But they still come at completely random times, so there is no way to prepare. Imo you would never get used to it.
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
December 20 2008 02:22 GMT
#208
Anyone who said yes would regret it SOOOOOOOO much about 10-20 ballkickings after initial purchases.
Guss
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Sweden712 Posts
December 20 2008 02:22 GMT
#209
Why the FUCK would you want to desensitize your balls?
Bisu[Shield] FIGHTING!
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
December 20 2008 02:22 GMT
#210
Your balls will never be permanately damaged. So I guess each kick is as painful as the one preceding it.

Don't take the money
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-20 02:32:02
December 20 2008 02:28 GMT
#211
yes

only three kicks a day for 500M?

fuck yes

edit:

hmmm

if its for 50 years, thats 365*3 kicks per year which is a total of 54750 kicks to the balls...so $9000 per kick?

not bad
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Hyperbola
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2554 Posts
December 20 2008 02:30 GMT
#212
YES! of course!!!!
no perm damage = no harm done.
maybe it will hurt a little bit but half a billion????!!!!
this is a no brainer!
####
Sir.Kimmel
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States785 Posts
December 20 2008 02:31 GMT
#213
carry a gun to prevent said person from ball kickage?
Lets throw in Canada into the mix and we can rename our country to Camerico. --Klogon
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
December 20 2008 02:33 GMT
#214
On December 20 2008 11:28 fusionsdf wrote:
yes

only three kicks a day for 500M?

fuck yes

edit:

hmmm

if its for 50 years, thats 365*3 kicks per year which is a total of 54750 kicks to the balls...so $9000 per kick?

not bad

well, yes its $9000 per kick but

1. the kicks well start hurting less as the years pass and you get used to them
2. but the randomness adds a lot of fear / paranoia to it, if you could just take 3 kicks in the morning i'd definitely do it
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Wala.Revolution
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
7584 Posts
December 20 2008 02:33 GMT
#215
Is there a way so you could get used to pain by getting kicked in the balls often? Like BALLS training 10 kicks a day so you can be prepared anytime?
Stuck.
Hyperbola
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2554 Posts
December 20 2008 02:36 GMT
#216
Yeah shaolin kung fu masters train their balls to feel no pain.
You could do that...
####
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
December 20 2008 02:37 GMT
#217
omg epic bump LOL!

Fuck I am still trying to decide wheter Id take the money or not...

Im such a pussy I couldnt live with that fear all day long... too much stress!

but then again 9,000$ per Kick isnt that bad at all.. because I ve broken my ACL and going to physical therapy is one of the most painful things I have ever had and I fucking go 3 times a week and I still have to PAY MY OWN MONEY TO FEEL PAIN! SO I guess I d prolly take it and be high all the time or something =)
w/e
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
December 20 2008 02:45 GMT
#218
On December 20 2008 11:33 wombo combo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2008 11:28 fusionsdf wrote:
yes

only three kicks a day for 500M?

fuck yes

edit:

hmmm

if its for 50 years, thats 365*3 kicks per year which is a total of 54750 kicks to the balls...so $9000 per kick?

not bad

well, yes its $9000 per kick but

1. the kicks well start hurting less as the years pass and you get used to them
2. but the randomness adds a lot of fear / paranoia to it, if you could just take 3 kicks in the morning i'd definitely do it



whatever

you'll still recover within like 10 minutes of being kicked, so its really only half an hour of pain a day.
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 20 2008 02:49 GMT
#219
Having sex with a beautiful lady = Surprise kick in the balls
Driving your new porsche on the highway = Surprise kick in the balls
Talking in front of a crowd about the recent awesome rich person thing that you just did = Surprise kick in the balls

I just think the randomness/paranoia would ruin all of the good things that would come out of the money.
unsoundlogic
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States391 Posts
December 20 2008 02:52 GMT
#220
If you're driving down a road, and then a kick in the balls debilitates you for 10 minutes, you could lose control of the wheel and die. Not worth the risk/agony/money imo.
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