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hooktits
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States972 Posts
December 20 2008 02:56 GMT
#221
so your saying some one could walk up to you right inthe middle of a game of SC and kick you in the nuts... id smack the shit outta some one for that
Hooktits of Tits gaming @hooktits twit
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
December 20 2008 02:57 GMT
#222
On December 20 2008 11:52 unsoundlogic wrote:
If you're driving down a road, and then a kick in the balls debilitates you for 10 minutes, you could lose control of the wheel and die. Not worth the risk/agony/money imo.


you're fucking rich

why bother driving?
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
December 20 2008 03:00 GMT
#223
http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics

*shudders*
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
December 20 2008 03:08 GMT
#224
What if you're making love to a woman and you get a kick in the balls?

Or your urinating into a putrid urinal and you get a kick in the balls?

Or if you're walking on a tight-rope and you get kicked in the balls?

Or if you're passing a kidney stone and YGKITB?

Or if you're holding a big tray of food and YGKITB?

Or if you're performing brain surgery and YGKITB?

Or if you're juggling chainsaws and YGKITB?

Or if you're skydiving and about to pull your chute chord at the last second and YGKITB?

Or if you're locked in a to-the-death fight with a pack of rabid badgers and YGKITB?

Or if you're climbing a skyscraper in a publicity-stunt and YGKITB?

Or if you're about to harpoon the whale that killed your father and YGKITB?

Or if you're playing an intense game of Starcraft on TL:Attack and you're about to win but then YGKITB?

Or if you are at a critical job interview and YGKITB?

Or if you found a quarter on the ground and when you stoop down to pick it up YGKITB.

Or if you're meditating at a Zen Buddhist temple and YGKITB?

Or if you're holding a newborn baby and YGKITB?

Or if you're buried in the sand at a beach and YGKITB?

Or if you're having a staring contest and YGKITB?

ETC...
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
December 20 2008 03:09 GMT
#225
[image loading]




I was going to say yes until I saw this video.



Hell no, this guy looks like he's in a lot of pain.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
December 20 2008 04:01 GMT
#226
On December 20 2008 12:09 Athos wrote:
I was going to say yes until I saw this video.



Hell no, this guy looks like he's in a lot of pain.


<LOL turtle

I would maybe take the money if the kicks werent at random moments of the day...
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9105 Posts
December 20 2008 04:07 GMT
#227
No way is it worth it. If I had to live like that I'd probably just kill myself no matter what my living conditions were during the day.
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
December 20 2008 04:17 GMT
#228
You have enough money to never have to work again in your life. Just spend the money to hire a supremely professional masseuse so that you will have them massaged every like every 30 minutes or something. That way, even though you get kicked, you will always have the massage to relieve your stress/pain. Also, you can lavish yourself with some expensive comforts that nullify the paranoia. Like get into a sport like MMA so that you are trained for pain. That way, even though you are fighting, you get kicked, it will feel natural.
Kang Min Fighting!
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
December 20 2008 04:22 GMT
#229
i've just re-read the thread and still cried laughing
Teamliquidian townie
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
December 20 2008 04:23 GMT
#230
curious. if youre that rich.... you could always wear a fucking titanium cup.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 20 2008 04:25 GMT
#231
On December 20 2008 13:23 Raithed wrote:
curious. if youre that rich.... you could always wear a fucking titanium cup.

I think that is against the rules.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 20 2008 04:38 GMT
#232
On December 20 2008 13:23 Raithed wrote:
curious. if youre that rich.... you could always wear a fucking titanium cup.

read the OP
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
December 20 2008 04:54 GMT
#233
Sheesh. No way man.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-20 06:00:44
December 20 2008 05:56 GMT
#234
On December 20 2008 11:52 unsoundlogic wrote:
If you're driving down a road, and then a kick in the balls debilitates you for 10 minutes, you could lose control of the wheel and die. Not worth the risk/agony/money imo.


nah i think my limo driver could save me, and the ice i'll keep in the freezer will help alot of well

so, since you can;t wear a cup you cant get into professional fighting, they wear cups plus getting kicked in the fight would be helll, no way you could recover that
Dwell
Hyperbola
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2547 Posts
December 20 2008 06:00 GMT
#235
Never said you can't wear thick cushioned pants that would block out the impact.
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b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
December 20 2008 06:00 GMT
#236
worth it.
Motiva
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1774 Posts
December 20 2008 06:03 GMT
#237
I'd prolly become massively addicted to painkillers with that much money and that much pain... I'm not voting though, Far too hard of a decision.
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
December 20 2008 06:03 GMT
#238
the dollar ain't what it once was... so no. If it was like 1 Billion Euros, mebe.
C'est la vie...
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
December 20 2008 06:05 GMT
#239
God i used to be such a bad (worse) poster.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 20 2008 06:16 GMT
#240
So many people are completely ignorant about the prize.

Money doesnt bring happiness as long as you have enough so that you don't have to worry about basic needs.
Pain on a daily basis can make your life miserable on the other hand. The percentage of people with arthritis who are also depressed is insane. Not to mention this unavoidable pain will likely result in learned helplessness.

Anyone who says yes to this is a dumbass, you will be happy for a week, a month, or maybe a year. Think about the rest of your life.
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