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Locke.
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Israel562 Posts
December 20 2008 12:33 GMT
#261
no way. not just because of the kicks, because of the money as well.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
December 20 2008 12:37 GMT
#262
359,105,000.00 euros
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
December 20 2008 13:46 GMT
#263
This topic is sooo argentinian...

" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
fbs
Profile Joined February 2003
United Kingdom2476 Posts
December 20 2008 13:55 GMT
#264
1 year later, still can't believe people say yes to this, going to bed each night knowing you're going to get awoken by a hard kick in the balls for the rest of your life, such an easy no
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
December 20 2008 14:00 GMT
#265
On December 20 2008 22:55 fbs wrote:
1 year later, still can't believe people say yes to this, going to bed each night knowing you're going to get awoken by a hard kick in the balls for the rest of your life, such an easy no


Yes, most retarded answer ever.

Like what the fuck?
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Lamentations
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia211 Posts
December 20 2008 14:17 GMT
#266
if you could choose when you got kicked, like not in the middle of sex or in a life or death situation or something weird like that, then 500 million is a lot of money.
Bogus is like "nerdy cute", whereas Lomo is like "I would make him wear a dress and rape him" cute -Turbovolver
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 20 2008 15:11 GMT
#267
hahhahaha omg this thread is goldd i laughed like hell when i read this again rofl
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NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
December 20 2008 15:13 GMT
#268
On December 20 2008 22:55 fbs wrote:
1 year later, still can't believe people say yes to this, going to bed each night knowing you're going to get awoken by a hard kick in the balls for the rest of your life, such an easy no


Talk about an easy yes if you imagine the money in front of you in like ~1000 bags and you just need to take it. Money is mighty.
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No_eL
Profile Joined July 2007
Chile1438 Posts
December 20 2008 15:36 GMT
#269
with that money i can afford some metal balls, or simply a huge amount of analgesic and a cute nurse...

cmon! kick ma balls and le me som'oney!!!
Beat after beat i will become stronger.
Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-20 20:42:51
December 20 2008 20:42 GMT
#270
On December 20 2008 20:45 HeadBangaa wrote:
oh this again


anybody answering "yes" has never been kicked in the balls hard.


I got kicked (well a ball (in a football match ) come to my balls very fast), i think it's similar, you get paralyzed like 10 mintues, then the pain passes and you will continue your life that nothing happens.

And yes, i will take the money.
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
December 20 2008 20:43 GMT
#271
NO
talismania
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States2364 Posts
December 20 2008 20:44 GMT
#272
can't you just get a sex change or something?
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
December 20 2008 21:06 GMT
#273
LOL, you don't get "used" to it.. trust me
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
December 20 2008 21:08 GMT
#274
On December 21 2008 06:06 BalliSLife wrote:
LOL, you don't get "used" to it.. trust me

Nice name, I guess you get kicked often then?
Jaedong
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
December 20 2008 21:12 GMT
#275
On December 21 2008 06:08 Avidkeystamper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2008 06:06 BalliSLife wrote:
LOL, you don't get "used" to it.. trust me

Nice name, I guess you get kicked often then?

LOL
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Ry-Masta-T
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States478 Posts
December 20 2008 21:17 GMT
#276
On October 22 2007 08:48 Jyvblamo wrote:
What if you get kicked in the balls once while you're in the shitter, and fall right over. And just as you're getting up and wiping off the fecal matter all over your pants, you get kicked again. Man, that would suck.

rofl agreed
Speak the word...
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
December 20 2008 21:19 GMT
#277
your about to win the osl, and then you get kicked in the balls???
lol T_T
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
December 20 2008 21:33 GMT
#278
Yes, and I would probably pay some mafia guy to "get rit of" the guy who kicks me in the balls everyday. You can do so much with 500M its insane I cant believe theree are ppl who are saying no to this stuff.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
December 20 2008 21:41 GMT
#279
On December 20 2008 22:46 D10 wrote:
This topic is sooo argentinian...



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MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
December 20 2008 21:45 GMT
#280
I wonder if the guy would get tired of kicking you in the balls after a few years...

If so it's diffently a win/win situation!
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