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bluemanrocks
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States304 Posts
January 01 2009 20:51 GMT
#301
lol i like how this has turned into a thread in which half just say no and the other half come up with clever loopholes/workarounds.
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bp1696
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States288 Posts
January 01 2009 21:04 GMT
#302
Hell yes. Exquisite pain for a little while each day vs awesomeness for the rest of the day, I pick awesomeness of course.

Also, your family is well provided for in the future for you. Hell yes.
Sleep is for the fishes
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
January 01 2009 21:38 GMT
#303
I mean, if you have other people you want to care for, then getting kicked in the balls dosen't sound so bad. There are many people who would jump at this chance to provide for their families.

That being said, I'm under the impression that most of tl.net is comfortable, and that's why this question is so hard to answer. If you have choices, then it's not so bad.
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HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
January 01 2009 21:42 GMT
#304
Every person answering yes, as I've said, has simply never been kicked in the balls. Hard. Getting kicked hard as fuck every day? You would always be in pain. Chronic pain. No amount of money would make you happy, and you would eventually learn to fear the act of sleeping itself. People have killed themselves for far less.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-01 22:07:55
January 01 2009 22:06 GMT
#305
On January 02 2009 06:42 HeadBangaa wrote:
Every person answering yes, as I've said, has simply never been kicked in the balls. Hard. Getting kicked hard as fuck every day? You would always be in pain. Chronic pain. No amount of money would make you happy, and you would eventually learn to fear the act of sleeping itself. People have killed themselves for far less.


Wouldn't you build some kind of immunity to it eventually, like your balls wont work anymore, so the pain of being kicked in the balls wont be felt, just the pain of being kicked like you would anywhere on your body, so you can just enjoy your money. (orgasms would probably hurt really bad though)
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chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
January 01 2009 22:32 GMT
#306
On January 02 2009 07:06 AlphaxOmega wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 02 2009 06:42 HeadBangaa wrote:
Every person answering yes, as I've said, has simply never been kicked in the balls. Hard. Getting kicked hard as fuck every day? You would always be in pain. Chronic pain. No amount of money would make you happy, and you would eventually learn to fear the act of sleeping itself. People have killed themselves for far less.


Wouldn't you build some kind of immunity to it eventually, like your balls wont work anymore, so the pain of being kicked in the balls wont be felt, just the pain of being kicked like you would anywhere on your body, so you can just enjoy your money. (orgasms would probably hurt really bad though)


apparently people don't read. you're balls never get injured. sure in time you MIGHT get use to it but before then you'll be a nervous wreck. It's two random kicks. That means at anytime. Anytime you are having fun you're thinking to yourself, fuck, am i going to get kicked? fuck. that kinda sucks the fun out of it all don't you think?
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QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
January 01 2009 22:52 GMT
#307
give me a lot of vicodin/hydrocodone milligrams everyday and we can discuss.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
January 01 2009 23:11 GMT
#308
Why the hell are people still discussing this ridiculous scenario rofl
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 01 2009 23:18 GMT
#309
On January 02 2009 08:11 micronesia wrote:
Why the hell are people still discussing this ridiculous scenario rofl


Because we are men, and men like talking about their balls.
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CuddlyCuteKitten
Profile Joined January 2004
Sweden2638 Posts
January 01 2009 23:24 GMT
#310
On January 02 2009 08:18 AlphaxOmega wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 02 2009 08:11 micronesia wrote:
Why the hell are people still discussing this ridiculous scenario rofl


Because we are men, and men like talking about their balls.


They are really important after all.
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funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
January 01 2009 23:25 GMT
#311
Balls are our second heart.
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dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
January 01 2009 23:28 GMT
#312
such a random bump. i would do it
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
January 01 2009 23:39 GMT
#313
I have a great idea. Choose yes to the deal, give the money to your family, kill yourself.

But that would probably count as "getting out of the deal" and you'd probably get kicked in the balls three times a day in the afterlife. maybe 4 times a day cuz you tried to get out of it.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 02 2009 00:11 GMT
#314
On January 02 2009 06:42 HeadBangaa wrote:
Every person answering yes, as I've said, has simply never been kicked in the balls. Hard. Getting kicked hard as fuck every day? You would always be in pain. Chronic pain. No amount of money would make you happy, and you would eventually learn to fear the act of sleeping itself. People have killed themselves for far less.


Inclined to agree. I think you'd be in a ridiculous amount of pain throughout the whole day.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 02 2009 00:36 GMT
#315
On January 02 2009 08:39 ieatkids5 wrote:
I have a great idea. Choose yes to the deal, give the money to your family, kill yourself.

But that would probably count as "getting out of the deal" and you'd probably get kicked in the balls three times a day in the afterlife. maybe 4 times a day cuz you tried to get out of it.

Then your family will be kicked in the balls for taking the money. D=
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avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
January 02 2009 00:49 GMT
#316
just wear like a titanium concealed cup and you're good to go??
Sup
jeddus
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States832 Posts
January 02 2009 00:51 GMT
#317
...1) The money can run out.

And you are still getting kicked in the balls.

2) Even without permanent damage, getting kicked in the balls can send you to the hospital.

I don't think I would do it.
sex appeal
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27151 Posts
January 02 2009 00:56 GMT
#318
For half a billion dollars?

I would cut off my own balls and put them in a sturdy container. Then I would pay 5 million dollars to have some other balls attached to my body. Then I would enjoy my 495 million dollars. Everyday that container would be booted three times, but I would be happy as a clam. I might even tatoo my name on my original balls just so the ball kicker doesn't get confused (after they are off my body of course).
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HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
January 02 2009 01:25 GMT
#319
it says you get kicked in the balls not you get kicked in the balls you own at the time.
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 02 2009 01:27 GMT
#320
On January 02 2009 09:56 Manifesto7 wrote:
For half a billion dollars?

I would cut off my own balls and put them in a sturdy container. Then I would pay 5 million dollars to have some other balls attached to my body. Then I would enjoy my 495 million dollars. Everyday that container would be booted three times, but I would be happy as a clam. I might even tatoo my name on my original balls just so the ball kicker doesn't get confused (after they are off my body of course).


LOL. wow...
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