EPT$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 16
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bluemanrocks
United States304 Posts
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bp1696
United States288 Posts
Also, your family is well provided for in the future for you. Hell yes. | ||
GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
That being said, I'm under the impression that most of tl.net is comfortable, and that's why this question is so hard to answer. If you have choices, then it's not so bad. | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
On January 02 2009 06:42 HeadBangaa wrote: Every person answering yes, as I've said, has simply never been kicked in the balls. Hard. Getting kicked hard as fuck every day? You would always be in pain. Chronic pain. No amount of money would make you happy, and you would eventually learn to fear the act of sleeping itself. People have killed themselves for far less. Wouldn't you build some kind of immunity to it eventually, like your balls wont work anymore, so the pain of being kicked in the balls wont be felt, just the pain of being kicked like you would anywhere on your body, so you can just enjoy your money. (orgasms would probably hurt really bad though) | ||
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chaoser
United States5541 Posts
On January 02 2009 07:06 AlphaxOmega wrote: Wouldn't you build some kind of immunity to it eventually, like your balls wont work anymore, so the pain of being kicked in the balls wont be felt, just the pain of being kicked like you would anywhere on your body, so you can just enjoy your money. (orgasms would probably hurt really bad though) apparently people don't read. you're balls never get injured. sure in time you MIGHT get use to it but before then you'll be a nervous wreck. It's two random kicks. That means at anytime. Anytime you are having fun you're thinking to yourself, fuck, am i going to get kicked? fuck. that kinda sucks the fun out of it all don't you think? | ||
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
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micronesia
United States24633 Posts
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
On January 02 2009 08:11 micronesia wrote: Why the hell are people still discussing this ridiculous scenario rofl Because we are men, and men like talking about their balls. | ||
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CuddlyCuteKitten
Sweden2579 Posts
On January 02 2009 08:18 AlphaxOmega wrote: Because we are men, and men like talking about their balls. They are really important after all.  | ||
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funkie
Venezuela9374 Posts
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
But that would probably count as "getting out of the deal" and you'd probably get kicked in the balls three times a day in the afterlife. maybe 4 times a day cuz you tried to get out of it. | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 02 2009 06:42 HeadBangaa wrote: Every person answering yes, as I've said, has simply never been kicked in the balls. Hard. Getting kicked hard as fuck every day? You would always be in pain. Chronic pain. No amount of money would make you happy, and you would eventually learn to fear the act of sleeping itself. People have killed themselves for far less. Inclined to agree. I think you'd be in a ridiculous amount of pain throughout the whole day. | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
On January 02 2009 08:39 ieatkids5 wrote: I have a great idea. Choose yes to the deal, give the money to your family, kill yourself. But that would probably count as "getting out of the deal" and you'd probably get kicked in the balls three times a day in the afterlife. maybe 4 times a day cuz you tried to get out of it. Then your family will be kicked in the balls for taking the money. D= | ||
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avilo
United States4100 Posts
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jeddus
United States832 Posts
And you are still getting kicked in the balls. 2) Even without permanent damage, getting kicked in the balls can send you to the hospital. I don't think I would do it. | ||
Manifesto7
Osaka27136 Posts
I would cut off my own balls and put them in a sturdy container. Then I would pay 5 million dollars to have some other balls attached to my body. Then I would enjoy my 495 million dollars. Everyday that container would be booted three times, but I would be happy as a clam. I might even tatoo my name on my original balls just so the ball kicker doesn't get confused (after they are off my body of course). | ||
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On January 02 2009 09:56 Manifesto7 wrote: For half a billion dollars? I would cut off my own balls and put them in a sturdy container. Then I would pay 5 million dollars to have some other balls attached to my body. Then I would enjoy my 495 million dollars. Everyday that container would be booted three times, but I would be happy as a clam. I might even tatoo my name on my original balls just so the ball kicker doesn't get confused (after they are off my body of course). LOL. wow... | ||
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