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$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 18

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MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
September 09 2009 05:06 GMT
#341
On September 09 2009 14:01 Licmyobelisk wrote:
I'll take the money, found the inspiration for it:


Batsu Game is probably the greatest thing that ever came out in japan

next to porn and one piece
dats racist
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
September 09 2009 05:13 GMT
#342
definitely no
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27177 Posts
September 09 2009 05:38 GMT
#343
On September 09 2009 14:01 Licmyobelisk wrote:
I'll take the money, found the inspiration for it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek1dND713Nk


Basically the greatest show ever.
ModeratorGodfather
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
September 09 2009 05:42 GMT
#344
On September 09 2009 14:38 Manifesto7 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On September 09 2009 14:01 Licmyobelisk wrote:
I'll take the money, found the inspiration for it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek1dND713Nk


Basically the greatest show ever.


I love this show. I saw the one that aired this new years and it was hilarious omfg X_X
Oai
Profile Joined July 2009
United States40 Posts
September 09 2009 05:45 GMT
#345
Fricking inject myself with local anesthesia every day for 50 years with a few hundred thousand dollars. Then live the rest of my life comfortably. haha.
Shadeye
Profile Joined March 2009
Australia75 Posts
September 09 2009 05:49 GMT
#346
hmmm tempting
Go Hyuk, Luxury and F91
ForSC2
Profile Joined June 2009
United States580 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-09 05:56:15
September 09 2009 05:51 GMT
#347
On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote:
Rules:
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.

There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.


Your balls will never be permanently damaged.


discuss.


[image loading]

Poll: Get kicked?
(Vote): Yes!!!
(Vote): NO WEI!!!!!


Possibly NSFW
+ Show Spoiler +

I am allowed to learn this first.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2883#comic
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
September 09 2009 05:53 GMT
#348
I love these type of questions... quite old but I still love it

I chose yes, but now I dunno for sure because one of those two random times might be like during intercourse? Oh my god...
정명훈 화이팅!~
win8282
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)454 Posts
September 09 2009 05:55 GMT
#349
Imagine getting ur balls kicked during your wedding.

"do you take her as your wife?"
"Ye (kicks balls) OW!"
jambonkingcool
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada186 Posts
September 09 2009 05:59 GMT
#350
I guess I,d have enough money to move my balls from where they are, so I could avoid extreme pain from those hits.... BRING IN THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-09 06:16:09
September 09 2009 06:07 GMT
#351
On September 09 2009 14:38 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2009 14:01 Licmyobelisk wrote:
I'll take the money, found the inspiration for it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek1dND713Nk


Basically the greatest show ever.

Yep, no doubt about this at all. Show's ridiculously intense as hell, and well some of the things they do, you just can't help but to laugh. America needs more TV shows like this. Ratings would be off the charts.

God Bless
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
October 20 2010 19:23 GMT
#352
just wanna bump this for the new comers! one of the most epic threads in TL read from pages 1 to here
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Cammalleri
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada190 Posts
October 20 2010 19:25 GMT
#353
On October 21 2010 04:23 Licmyobelisk wrote:
just wanna bump this for the new comers! one of the most epic threads in TL read from pages 1 to here

since you did well, kick me in the balls every single minute of my life if you want, the only thing is, ill have surgery to remove them without telling you, i win!
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
October 20 2010 19:26 GMT
#354
lol here we go again :D

also, you're dumb if you say yes
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
MrBitter
Profile Joined January 2008
United States2940 Posts
October 20 2010 19:26 GMT
#355
This guy would totally own this challenge:
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
October 20 2010 19:28 GMT
#356
I would totally do this. It's not as if the 1223th kick in the balls is going to hurt as much as the first one. My balls would be trained to take it like the knuckles of a karate master.
Ferrose
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States11378 Posts
October 20 2010 19:28 GMT
#357
What if you got kicked in the balls while having sex? Or masturbating?
@113candlemagic Office lady by day, lonely woman at night. | Official lolicon of thread 94273
optical630
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom768 Posts
October 20 2010 19:29 GMT
#358
i can hardly cope with a light smack let alone a HARD kick 3 times

no thanks
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
October 20 2010 19:30 GMT
#359
On October 21 2010 04:26 emperorchampion wrote:
lol here we go again :D

also, you're dumb if you say yes

Ill have my god damn balls removed for that money
Ome
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada157 Posts
October 20 2010 19:30 GMT
#360
Have my balls swapped for some other guys balls.

Then he'll get kicked every day because he has my balls.
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