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DwD
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden8621 Posts
October 20 2010 20:02 GMT
#381
I'd do it easily if there never was any permanent damage such an easy choice -_- Yes it might seem weird if all of a sudden you would drop to the ground and everyone going wtf? Just explain and they'll know no biggie.
~ T-ARA ~ DREAMCATCHER ~ EVERGLOW ~ OH MY GIRL ~ DIA ~ BOL4 ~ CHUNGHA ~
Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
October 20 2010 20:06 GMT
#382
Absolutely not. I've spent the last 8 months waking up almost every morning to something far less painful and annoying(a loudly barking dog right outside my room) and exchanging that with a kick in the balls isn't worth it.
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Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 20:07:32
October 20 2010 20:07 GMT
#383
This is so easy. I would get the money then I just just hire some badass security dude to destroy that person that is about to kick my balls. Win Win
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
blitzkrieger
Profile Joined September 2010
United States512 Posts
October 20 2010 20:07 GMT
#384
You can actually train yourself to not feel pain. I forget what but some Asian training for nut kicking... I think its shaolin monks. Anyway after a while you don't feel pain and your bones become thicker actually.

So YES its worth it if you are the kind of person who is strong enough to deal with pain to get a reward. I certainly would do this as long as the kicks wouldn't break my balls and I got to freeze some sperm first so I can have kids just in case my balls get smashed too much.
Sandrosuperstar
Profile Joined November 2009
Sweden525 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 20:09:11
October 20 2010 20:07 GMT
#385
The shaolin monks takes many kicks to their balls as a part of their training. Eventually they would no longer feel any payn since most of the nerves would have been killed of. So although the ballkicking you get paid for does no harm what so ever, you could still practice the iron ball-teachnique on your spare time. Thus the dayily kick to the balls would merley feel like a punch. :D

Edit: OMG i was so ninja'd right dow to the minute mark lol xD
I'm homo for Lomo, gay for GGplay, but at the end of the day I put my dong in Lee Jaedong
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
October 20 2010 20:07 GMT
#386
I will wear a cup. End of problem?
Jameser
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden951 Posts
October 20 2010 20:08 GMT
#387
On October 21 2010 05:07 Tekin wrote:
This is so easy. I would get the money then I just just hire some badass security dude to destroy that person that is about to kick my balls. Win Win

oh god you are so smart why did nobody else think of this???????


..... jeeesus thread necromancy much
Zyphen
Profile Joined September 2010
United States258 Posts
October 20 2010 20:08 GMT
#388
I think people who are willing to take this deal are either willing to do something extreme (like a sex change or get drugged up permanently) or don't have a good enough imagination. Even if this kick happened totally randomly during the day, this is over the course of your whole life. Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Take all the worst case scenario situations people have brought up in this thread. They WILL happen... eventually.
Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
October 20 2010 20:10 GMT
#389
i was going to vote yes, then i realized that the scenario was every day not just one day...
drlame
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden574 Posts
October 20 2010 20:10 GMT
#390
As the above poster mentioned, you can use the "iron ball-technique" to reduce the pain you feel when the kick hits you in the nuts. I'd definitely do it, maybe then my cheap-ass would buy a GSL season ticket >_>
Clearout
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1060 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 20:56:54
October 20 2010 20:13 GMT
#391
I suck at reading
Even though, Yes.
really?
Mandalor
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany2362 Posts
October 20 2010 20:15 GMT
#392
I'm pretty sure the "iron ball technique" requires some preparation before the person is kicked in the nuts. You don't get that preparation with this bet
Nemesis
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2568 Posts
October 20 2010 20:15 GMT
#393
There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.

Your balls will never be permanently damaged.

It seems that people suck at reading You can think of it as an invisible ghost kicking you giving you invisible ghost pain(hence no physical damage and no desensitization).

NO WEI! I'd rather not live in fear everyday of my life. If it was set during certain times I might consider it.
Lee Young Ho fighting! KT P are just CHINTOSSTIC.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
October 20 2010 20:17 GMT
#394
teamliquid philosophy at its best
snpnx
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany454 Posts
October 20 2010 20:17 GMT
#395
On October 21 2010 05:07 blitzkrieger wrote:
You can actually train yourself to not feel pain. I forget what but some Asian training for nut kicking... I think its shaolin monks. Anyway after a while you don't feel pain and your bones become thicker actually.

So YES its worth it if you are the kind of person who is strong enough to deal with pain to get a reward. I certainly would do this as long as the kicks wouldn't break my balls and I got to freeze some sperm first so I can have kids just in case my balls get smashed too much.


Well, you could get argue that this technique (which probably kills of your nerves) is a kind of permanently damaging your balls.
So imagine some magic will keep your balls like they were at the first day, and ever time the pain hurts as much as on the first day. Probably not worth it then.
"Language is Freeware, in that it's free to use, but it's not Open Source, so you can't just change things how you like."
bigjenk
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1543 Posts
October 20 2010 20:19 GMT
#396
Pretty sure after a while you would just take it like the iron body competitions where they get hit in the neck by bats.
Ignore my opinions I am bad
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
October 20 2010 20:19 GMT
#397
Guess i'd use a few million for some tits and a sex change. :O
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
October 20 2010 20:20 GMT
#398
god, the world kicks us in the balls every day anyways, might as well get paid, lol.
How's the weather down there?
metaphoR
Profile Joined May 2010
United States199 Posts
October 20 2010 20:23 GMT
#399
surgically remove balls and put them in a bag. kicker kicks bag three times over the rest of your life. it would be like having a vasectomy with 500 million dollars. MILLION...
reki-
Profile Joined July 2008
Netherlands327 Posts
October 20 2010 20:23 GMT
#400
Rules:
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.



Break the cycle and never go to sleep again
>BD
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