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O-ops
Profile Joined February 2009
United States4236 Posts
October 20 2010 20:25 GMT
#401
Fucking chobos. Here's how you do it:

Step 1: Go to teh Shaolin Temple
Step 2: Master Iron Balls Kungfu
Step 3: Go back, take the deal, and have 3 free practice sessions each day.

Fan of the Jangbanger
SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
October 20 2010 20:27 GMT
#402
this thread was such gold.
i am so glad it's back
totalbiscuit is awful at casting.
FezTheCaliph
Profile Joined February 2010
United States492 Posts
October 20 2010 20:32 GMT
#403
I'd do it. I grew up getting kicked in the balls daily by my older sister. Might be nostalgic
It is better to be on hand with ten men then absent with ten thousand
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 20 2010 20:33 GMT
#404
I'd get someone else to do it and then steal his money while he's down crying in agony.
this game is a fucking jokie
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
October 20 2010 20:34 GMT
#405
no damage = an easy yes
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
tbrown47
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1235 Posts
October 20 2010 20:34 GMT
#406
after the first year, your balls would be as strong as titanium. resulting in no feeling

i would take this deal in a heartbeat
just here
blagoonga123
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2068 Posts
October 20 2010 20:35 GMT
#407
voted yes, Buy some kinda drug to make my balls not feel as much pain.
FOOL! Pain is my friend! Now let me introduce you to it!
simme123
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Sweden810 Posts
October 20 2010 20:36 GMT
#408
If I had children already .. and that the pain would go away since .. there wouldn't be any balls lefft after a while then .. yes otherwise no waiii
KT Practice
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden20 Posts
October 20 2010 20:38 GMT
#409
Hell yea I would! Imagine all the things you could do:
Reinstate Black Isle Studios and make a REAL Fallout 3
Bribe Blizzard into making chat rooms
Buy GomTV and let MBC run their Starleague

..my hopes and dreams feel kind of stupid when written out in a forum thread.
"I was so surprised when I first played StarCraft 2. I couldn't believe that such an easy game exists" Midas
throttled
Profile Joined August 2010
United States382 Posts
October 20 2010 20:43 GMT
#410
Yes.

Pretty sure you'd have to be retarded not to take this deal.
"Look to the river rushing. Unparalleled in its power. It carves away at the land, eroding the banks, consuming the sands and washes away to her majesty."
Zhou
Profile Joined February 2009
United States832 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 20:45:02
October 20 2010 20:43 GMT
#411
Not worth it. What the hell could you possibly spend 500,000,000.00 on while being scared of getting smashed in the balls three times day???

You'd most likely spend most of it on pain killers or something. It's random, so taking anything relaxing or anything enjoyable out of life through money seems to be kind of off-set.

No damage doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, by the way.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
October 20 2010 20:45 GMT
#412
money doesn't buy happiness, and happiness is not having my balls kicked in randomly each day.
matjlav
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Germany2435 Posts
October 20 2010 20:50 GMT
#413
I'm not sure I've ever really received a really forceful blow to the nuts, so I can't really answer. I really don't have an idea of how bad the pain would be.

Leaning towards yes, though. As long as the pain goes away quickly, it wouldn't be a huge obstruction to my daily happiness.
KhrisKruel
Profile Joined August 2010
United States146 Posts
October 20 2010 20:51 GMT
#414
I know a guy that can get kicked in the nuts no problem and it doesn't hurt. It just takes training.

Yes I'd take the money. My balls would toughen up eventually
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. ~Buddha
k20a
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada412 Posts
October 20 2010 21:02 GMT
#415
On October 22 2007 08:46 fight_or_flight wrote:
0.5 billion isn't a super amount of money these days.

I suppose you could get richer by writing a book about it or making a tv show or something. I guess its still a lot.

Sorry, I was just thinking about the amount of money. As far as whether it would be worth it or not, I'll need more time to think about that.

ok it's been three years, is it worth it?
"It's like that one time Luke Skywalker threw the ring in to Mordor to kill Hitler, or something" - Tasteless
sAfuRos
Profile Joined March 2009
United States743 Posts
October 20 2010 21:03 GMT
#416
Anyone who says yes has never been hit hard in the dick
Fuck no. Fuck no, fuck no, and fuck no. Money can buy happiness to an extent but getting kicked in the nades is not part of my happy agenda. Maybe for 3 times randomly a month. God damn.
sAfuRos // twitch.tv/sAfuRos // contact for coaching
Goliathsorrow
Profile Joined September 2010
Italy317 Posts
October 20 2010 21:03 GMT
#417
Accept the deal and use part of the cash to power ur balls with expensive science.
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
October 20 2010 21:06 GMT
#418
I voted yes. Normal balls will eventually morph into balls of steel!!
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
October 20 2010 21:09 GMT
#419
On October 21 2010 05:25 O-ops wrote:
Fucking chobos. Here's how you do it:

Step 1: Go to teh Shaolin Temple
Step 2: Master Iron Balls Kungfu
Step 3: Go back, take the deal, and have 3 free practice sessions each day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km4WTDH7B2M&feature=related

Psh i can do all that, get a friend that knows to hit further back instead of shallow kicks.
And tape your balls and your dick to your stomach, it will still hurt because you're getting hit but you wont hit your balls.
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
October 20 2010 21:10 GMT
#420
I wish I had like 30 billion and an army of ghosts so I could offer all the people in this thread who said HELL YES this deal...

Mental cripples after ten years
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
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